Sam Bankman-Fried 30 billion $$ collapse

 

I tend to view it in the context of the documented and proven rigged Democrat election of 2020. You've got grandpa Joe there and his crooked son. And Janet Yellen at the FED. The Democrats worked their magic first thing out of the gate immediately they got into power. They authorize the FED to invent four trillion dollars from nowhere. Insane inflation results.  The Democrats have many do gooding sentiments. I guess at bottom dads are expendable and can be replaced with drugs or something.

So grandpa Joe and aunty Janet's four trillion invented dollars are the source of our ridiculous wood prices, pen prices, gas prices etc. The extreme dummies at the White House press office consisting of arch clown Press secretaries and drooling idiots escaped from MTV's Ridiculousness green room somehow manage to rub the topic under the rug and discuss potted gardenias and petunias or something else instead. Mind-blowing chain of idiocy where everyone lets their minds be overtaken by their low education evening tv watching ritual.*

So if we look at four trillion and Sam's 30 billion for comparison, let's drop some zeros.

4,000,000,000,000 is four trillion

30,000,000,000 is thirty billion

Dropping nine zeros from each to find more manageable numbers, actually ten zeros, we have 400 & 3. Easier to understand numbers. Or even $133.33 and $1.

So if you can imagine grandpa Joe and aunty Janet Yellen not as Uber wealthy lucky ducks, but as Appalachian mountain dew sipping trash that vote for Trump. Deplorables. Then it's easier to understand this:

Sam your aunty Janet and I found someone's wallet at the gas station. Donald someone or other. Instead of returning his wallet and the $133 in it, we're just gonna keep it.

'Don't forget the quarter and dime uncle Joe. Don't forget to put on your boots Ted**.' Says aunty Janet Yellen (from the Soviet union).

Ok great grandpa, can I have four quarters for the mountain dew machine at the coal mine? Asks the hairy headed Sam. (You went to college so you can figure out for yourself where the quotation marks go.)

Sure you can pal, sure you can. Says grandpa Joe touching his elbow with his forefinger in a non creepy way.

So that's all there is to see here folks. I don't think anyone's going to be prosecuted given how ensconced and chummy Sam is with all the high profile Democrats from his dopey FTX commercials. The justice department is run by Democrats anyway.

* Nietzsche described this as the last man syndrome. Where the last man is a bumbling dummy that says he has created happiness and blinks.

** The don't forget to put on your boots Ted effect is a force of nature reckoned with by choreographers everywhere. It occurs before Ted actually steps outside.

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