Reality-ville, Benji, aka Herr Benji.
Nowadays all the great beaches in LA have been overtaken with homeless drug addicts. Recently these drug addicts began choking up more and more streets in downtown as well, radiating outwardly.
This finally came to a head recently when dopey and idiotic LA tv show (9-1-1) written, designed and interpreted by lost clowns with actual jobs and actual homes collided spectacularly with the substance abuse challenged. This is their story (deine storyen), insert that Law and Order two bars of synthesizer dun dun sound effects here:
https://youtu.be/5vvgf4DS7Lc
Mike Post invented that sound, he's not a complete idiot you know.....
https://youtu.be/k_R4ALLuYjA
Watch this giggity, is it a ten or what cuz?
https://youtu.be/AWQa-Oe0Jlo
I mean extra credit, imagine if quagmire was running into the following video clip with diving, to actually dive, what would his dive look like? Think about it?
https://youtu.be/emGri7i8Y2Y
(9-1-1) Script supervisor and second assistant production manager debate around the bottom of an external fire escape draping an apartment building from top to bottom:
Ss, what do you mean we aren't going to be able to shoot today?
2nd apm: well look around, nothing but homeless drug addict defecating and shooting up
Ss, the actors are going to be here in two hours
2nd apm, well they won't be able to use any of the trailers because we have no insurance for the drug addicts crawling around through them, it's like they'll have to stand on the fire escape here.
Ss, Andy Warhol once filmed a still shot of trees for two hours and called it art. I mean this show wasn't that good to begin with.....
2nd apm, you think we can mix things up a bit
Ss, I mean if we got some people from the circus and some animal trainers maybe we could get these drug addicts to sing or something, maybe give them surfboards and make them look like hippy extras?
Giggity
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