Once the war broke out I broke my embargo of left wing media just in case they were reporting actual verifiable facts about the war I needed to know. If you've heard South Carolina electoral college members yell out President Camacho is a dick, that's been my opinion of Tucker** Carlson since the war broke out, persona non grata. Also memorable in that scene is how president Camacho arrests attention immediately after that, using a machine gun. That will bring me to my next joke.
I got a solution, you're a dick!!!! South Carolina what's up????
https://youtu.be/nEu_C2tAoN8 ***
The biggest problem facing America is illegal drug use and also critically important in this regard is how illegal drugs are corrupting academia and causing education specialists and professors to attempt increasingly schizophrenic topics to kids, generally due to overusing acid and ecstasy and marijuana and the like. There needs to be actual legislation to help people in these industries doing the right thing, being taken over by druggies.
This is a perfect, very recent, example of left wing American media and academia unable to make any sense due to drug use or actual idiocy:
https://youtu.be/4AwWrw9xs8A
Now a lot of stories are breaking about Putin purging 150 FSB agents but how would western folks know about it to begin with? Anyway it leads me to my next joke, why aren't there any freedom fries in the following food group announcement:
https://youtu.be/rISYCquFeI8
Answer: because the dick Tater didn't turn up to work.
Telling jokes has proven to provide levity in many scenarios, I know my brother Joseph Stalin was extremely fond of watching MASH over many, many* years and extremely endeared to that particular humour. Here's an example of someone telling a joke:
https://youtu.be/o4eO7SIZ45Y
That joke wasn't that funny, kind of like when druggy academics make incoherent statements like in the video clip above (or below if you're upside down). This joke is better:
https://youtu.be/M3isrIwVckM
We have a book by Alan Alda at my current workplace library, never stuff your dog. I won't mention anything my old buddy FDR once said (about Joe, classified).
* Note, the dual use of the word many was not meant to allude to the police chief in the police academy franchise movies from the 1980s
** Don't forget tucker means food in some parts of Australia
*** Speaking of burrito covers, most popular song about that ever: https://youtu.be/dVQPmtjHzh4
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