today's activities, winter school holidays, july 4th whatever

 

hey all, i know, independence day coming up: bastille day, the day the revolutionaries took back paris from the monarchy - independence day, and it's winter holidays to boot

so a lot of ppl away doing other stuff, we'll just play a few quick games of pin the nice fake teeth on the hunter gum line:

ok after that we'll practice writing surrender/last day on Earth/Afghanistan letters for the Taliban before they come and shoot you dead: pretend you're an average Afghani

here's an example:

Dear Taliban,

If i was professor Hahmed Karzai i'd have flown so many suitcases full of u.s. dollars to Bahrain i'd be super set now. But i'm just an average afghani, all my buddies that served in the u.s. led afghan army have already fled to Tajikistan where hopefully the government won't sell them to sadistic schizophrenic torturers based in Xinjiang just to fulfil their crazy quota system set up by their sadistic schizophrenic out of touch leaders in Beijing. Also it's understood your warlord chieftains are all proud of having sixteen year old trophy toyboys to screw in the ass, so you're basically infidels, so just do me a few favors when you shoot me dead:

1) don't do it in front of the girls

2) don't rape the girls

3) don't let the blood/brain, etc, stain my prayer mat (unislamic)

4) don't let me die super slowly shooting me in the gut

5) see you in hell you gay faggots

love

Hamzi Afghani - peace out - hopefully i'll reincarnate in California

Now you write your own last day in afghanistan before the Taliban murders me letters.

finish your red play dough figurines and then you can go outside and run around