Benji liveblogs channel 10 news with Sandra Sully

 

They just had a story on vaccinations for coronavirus featuring my local doctors. As usual they go for anyone looking white with an anglo name to interview, so I didn't see any of my usual doctors, who are all women.

It actually prompted me to call them about the Pfeyzer vaccine, but unlike the information on channel 10 news where they always have dinky dean [sic] authentic accents (unlike my aforementioned doctors), there were no actual vaccines available. 

Next they trotted out the next disgruntled Australian greedy ladder climbing woman addicted to cash dollars, Julia appropriately surnamed Banks. These Australian women are always grubbing around for more shit: more settlement money, more money for this, more money for that. They will trample over even their children's inheritances like so many farm cows to grab at the money as if it were delicious cuds for buttercup. I should mention I only really like Sandra Sully (the anchor at channel ten) amongst all Australian women, and the over 70s that are kind and friendly (mostly only anglo Saxons frankly). I'd be happy to have Sandra as an additional wife should her husband dump her for someone else. I can give her plastic beach toys (bucket, spade, etc) and a box of 24 coke zero cans for a dowry plus $500 taxi vouchers (provided she can provide a pensioner card even if it's fake). In the event this offer will not be required, said Ms Sully, her slaves, husband, close family and friends, and any members of aforementioned people's respective posses, may, from time to time, appear in my presence wearing Charlie's Angels t-shirts and doing air ju jitsu moves and the like, providing same do not cause civil or criminal liabilities for myself. Wolla it is settled Habibi. 

Please do not talk nonsense about ScoMo and the men in the liberal party leading us. They are doing ok. Also please do not send me mail about donating my organs (aforementioned) men, clean up parliament house instead, it's not a taxi cab.

That is all for now, please support your police, military, Legacy and your local community. Acknowledge the respective traditional Aboriginal elders in your area and Advance Australia Fair. Exeunt all, flourish of trumpets.