Father's day

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Yo so it's father's day in Australia today.

I set the mood yesterday screaming like a drill Sargent a little. Then this morning it was wake up, watch news from Russia, top brass wargaming some tanks and a blind lady or two with a cane and guide dogs.

Off to church, Scarlet stayed at home, one girl hitting puberty started dressing like porn star all of a sudden, can anyone spell gaol bait? That's how you spell jail bait in Australia, just sayin' that's at least one person around here that can spell gaol bait.

Lunch with the family, stand by for pics, local golf club is picturesque but food mediocre and overpriced and pepper gravy actually tasted like someone dropped dishwashing detergent in it, again just sayin'

Pre dinner got busy on killing spiders 🕷️ 🕷️
There's way two [sic] many around the patio outside. Also cut my UV film with a view to layering my windows.

Invited neighbor from across the street for some wine. Normally we avoid each other but being father's day and my son is at his place a lot with his son, figured it was a good time to catch up. Ate an early dinner but neighbor and wife passed on early dinner. Wife had dinner with the kids, pasta. I had salad and bread with butter and the neighbor's port plus some red wine. Didn't really get tipsy. Didn't drink enough to make Islamic prayer prohibitive now I'd say. Sounds like Muslim Ned Flanders. That's me, I told some Tajiki guy a while back, another Muslim about my idea for best death penalty technique: helium balloons and a friendly going away party and he calls it Jewish Islam, that's fair enough.

I liked the tanks! They were hitting little wooden targets far off, boom! Target practice. There was some story on all the crims in South America on the evening news. Bro if I were dictator of South America I'd turn the place into a global number one arse kicking society from Mexico to the tip of Peru or Chile down south using the death penalty and a fist of steel. All the lowlife crims in jail [sic] for murder and drugs. Gas chamber. For real. I'd be so bad ass people would have posters of me everywhere and would kiss them and toast them with tears in their eyes, 'el jefe, el jefe.' In the United States los gringos in Congress would call me 'uncle jefe, el thundero from downundero', I can see it now ..... Mmmm gas chambers....... Zzzzzzzz sleepy. Thundero. Zzzzzzzz. Down undero. Zzzzzzzz.


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