Now fellows [sic] earthlings, it may be that while Benji no longer engages in occasional drinking, preferring to eschew alcohol altogether. .. and therefore not wanting to encourage drinking .... on the other hand you may be about to drink anyway. .. if so, and you have drunk a lot, to the point where you might vomit or need a ride home from the police (hint if you assault them, eventually, after a few years of not reoffending, they will drive you ridiculously far to bring you home safe while incredibly inebriated), but that's probably not worth the risk of jail or being shot dead on the spot so whatever ...
Let me not digress with my own personal stories ....
The game is: get shitfaced if you must, then try to figure out which one is Nancy Pelosi's daughter and which one is Katy Perry. Hint: organizers can use remote controls and Coca-Cola glasses to distort vision. Pineapple juice always chases tequila well. You can only have one or the other, is it gonna be her or is it gonna be me?
https://youtu.be/6Th4a9QhGng
https://youtu.be/KlyXNRrsk4A
Bonus game: smoke pot and debate whether Kenny G is Nancy's brother or brother in law (or primo)
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