https://youtu.be/7k7P9SDpD_s
Man I would sort that shit out in no time Trish. Just give me a megaphone, twenty to fifty million dollars, a production company that can keep up with me and a director's chair and some bitchin' melodies
I'd cast Leonardo de Caprio as the Pied Piper of Venice, with an electric scooter. He'd clear out all the homeless people they'd be extras in my movie getting paid in magic beans I tell you, it's not just bluster! Don't call them crazy they're artists! They're just not Union....
https://youtu.be/qORYO0atB6g
Zzzzzzzzzzzz six hours later after sleepy time:
https://youtu.be/Zx06XNfDvk0
Come on Leonardo, this is the big scene where you muster all the homeless people to the dock at Long Beach where they'll be given a job in the Pacific ocean somewhere far away, you should be riding your electric scooter and all euphoric listening to Petula Clark instead you look like you've been snorting coke and tired from screwing Russian hookers, is everything ok at home baby? Is there something you want to tell your uncle Benji about, mano o mano?
Hey look at that, my Republican party membership is due for renewal:
Benjamin,
Our team is doing a final audit of 2019 Charter Memberships and noticed that you have not renewed yet for 2020. See below:
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This is an official notice regarding your NRSC Charter Membership. Renew your membership now before it expires. President Trump and Senate Republicans need your immediate support as we head into 2020.
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