Benji on the white house lawn having a three legged race with Stephen Miller

https://youtu.be/1Z2-r0oh5tI

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I don't think these two gentlemen would best me in a three legged race but I wouldn't dream of disrespecting them, even if I win paired up with a midget, which would definitely be a possibility

https://youtu.be/u_5Gmulwacc

I think winning a three legged race paired up with any of these midgets is do able, I haven't smoked for two years now you know:

https://youtu.be/MFCNVvvmxNw

There could be an award ceremony and streamers and confetti, my midget and I step in lockstep first to victory, then the punchbowl of glory:

https://youtu.be/btPJPFnesV4

And for the Family Guy fans, I said midget, not gidget, although even with a dead gidget or a live midget - vote 1 Benji!

https://youtu.be/Y5suc-Yexpw