Substituting TV shows with Hengaillaan

https://youtu.be/5G_vnjEL9R4

Ok the results are back on the pop quiz last week: should hoes pay tax? Answer: yes.

Moving on, you'll recall a key principle to time management was substituting two hour long tv shows and fantasy movies and fantasy bubble thinking with three to fifteen minutes (no one has been known to listen to Hengaillaan more than five times in a row).... of Hengaillaan.... like swallowing a bitter tasting pill for the result of a cure and gargling  vodka to remove the unfeasible taste.... everyone does that, right?

But let's look at the following case study:

Alonso from Uruguay has thrown his hands into the air, as if under siege in dismay at the formulaic and predictable plodding of tv cop shows. They take up ten precious hours of his week but the intense background music keeps him hooked but the plots and devices ultimately leave him unsatisfied.  Likewise listening to Hengaillaan as a substitute will not suffice him. What should he do to ween himself from his telli (vision)?

answer:
He should search on YouTube for a video of fish swimming around a tank... preferably one that looks like a tv set

E.g.,
https://youtu.be/X0vK_57vQ7s

This tank vision includes background music but it'd be more advisable for Alonso to sing himself a lullaby while watching.... for example

Hoo wa hoo wa hoo wa hoo
Waba boobooboobooboo
Poopoopoopoopoopoopoo
Wabadudu

This can easily free up nine hours of Alonso's time leaving him able to adopt cacti as a hobby and indulge in the preparation of toasted sandwiches.  Reading, drawing, piano playing, etc.

It is ON: genetically modified CRISPR babies in China

Can the Chinese reproductive organ be reprogrammed to spawn parking meters.... think about it

Target gene:  They planned to eliminate a gene called CCR5 in hopes of rendering the offspring resistant to HIV, smallpox, and cholera.

Knocking out the CCR5 gene “is not entirely benign because it increases the risks associated with West Nile virus infection and influenza,” said Bruce Walker, director of the Ragon Institute of MGH, MIT and Harvard, who is involved in a long-running effort studying people who have HIV and are able to control the virus without antiretroviral treatment. “It is not without consequences.”

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/612458/exclusive-chinese-scientists-are-creating-crispr-babies/

In [ANOTHER] new study, researchers examined glioblastoma brain cancer cells that had been removed from cancer patients, finding that a tiny segment of a common protein called GABP was the key in enabling cancer cells to activate the so-called immortality switch. When the researchers removed that protein segment, the cancer cells — both in lab dishes and when transplanted into mice — stopped their voracious multiplying and behaved like mere-mortal cells.

Movie review: The Nutcracker, 2018... Keira Knightley

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/shocking-photos-from-inside-illegal-russian-bdsm-club/news-story/845bdb425702df8e4a9d32669c291db0

Check out this Russian police raid on a BDSM (sado-maso) sex club. Note the Australian journalists use of quotation marks around the word 'illegal' as no form of prostitution is illegal  (or taxable) in Australia for parties over age 18 of reasonably sound mind. Consider  the dildo attached to the power tool.

Five stars.

All happening in Australia. ..

Our federal main leader Scott Morrison went water skiing

https://youtu.be/jzzrFFivBKk

And after years of begging from the police union, our state governor Gladys has caved in and said ok to half a billion dollars for more police officers. I imagine it was all very innocent.... a cleaner from Macedonia inserted a note in Gladys' Showboat magazines, 'we know you only look at the magazines for the male models Gladys'..... afterwards Gladys would have become paranoid and acquiesced to the Police Union requests. That's my guess.

Obviously Australia's journalists are struggling with great ideological questions like: is a dean a good age? And they're scared of going to jail for writing about Manus Island. Soon they'll be scared of going to a Chinese themed jail for writing about Manus island no doubt.

http://www.espn.com.au/nrl/story/_/id/25282075/nrl-star-jarryd-hayne-police-investigation-sexual-assault

Also they're busy with Jarryd. You know, one time a guy at auburn Anglican church here in Sydney came up to me gushing about Jarryd like he was a god. But actually insisting he was a Christian. I even thought, afterwards, it might be a good idea to invite Mr. Haynes to our church just so the nutjob fan could see he was just human... but anyway I wasn't his manager to requisition him.... the fan was an unbalanced nutjob plain to see and we never talked again with any friendliness until months later after he did some serious damage to his leg
 Like in a crutch. Even now it's unlikely we can talk about anything because I questioned whether Jarryd could walk on water in the first place, metaphorically speaking.

Anyway back to the extra police. So the Gladys is saying the police chief, Mr Fuller, will figure out where the extra 1500 hundred police officers will go, within NSW State. This Mr Fuller, I think was an actual policeman for a long time and probably could tell you a lot of interesting stories like on a tv show, if he could speak freely like in 1600 years time or so. I mean, the NSW police were certainly a very colorful lot in the 1980s, definitely in the city's Kings Cross area and God knows where else. As recently as only this very decade we're in, the most senior drug detective cop was jailed for colluding with the top level drug syndicate leaders. So of course, when Gladys and Mr Fuller says they want to focus on saving the kiddies and the elderly we'll have to pause now for a music break, thus:

https://youtu.be/XF2ayWcJfxo

But I can't help imagining being a fly on the wall as Mr Fuller figures out how to spread his police force around, like one of those football coaches over in America.... hmmm Kings Cross oldtimers from the 1980s waiting for their retirement package .... better move them to Orange.... token Indigenous officers.... Gadigal country maybe? I know, i'll throw my coffee at this map of NSW and deploy the token indigenous officers where the spatter is most artistic... yep we sure have some geniuses in the NSW govt. that's how we can tell we're getting such a good deal with the Tram in the city.... I'll have to vlog that for you for next post.... just so you know....

What Saun Hannity might not be telling Trump about on their weekly phone calls

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/05/business/soybeans-farmers-trade-war.html?action=click&module=RelatedCoverage&pgtype=Article&region=Footer

Www.whitehouse.gov

Want to follow the news in Washington D.C.. Consider just checking out the Whitehouse.gov website. Rupert Murdoch's Fox was charging me $46 a month to show dopey commercials all the time advertising anglo Saxonpolitical pundits in Australia, when I was paying for Fox News. It's understood CNN is out to destabilize and somewhat pro China. We'll definitely miss the crime channels but it's all on the internet anyway.

Major issues lurking: China, trade war and real war and General issues in next ten years or so. Did we mention war. With China. War.

Fox affiliate radio hosts are not answering my calls so no point tuning in to them. And if you love northern European DNA so much then don't offer me my own radio show and see if I care.

Remarks by President Trump on H.R. 5682, the FIRST STEP Act

 LAW & JUSTICE

Issued on: November 14, 2018

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ALL NEWS

Roosevelt Room

4:38 P.M. EST

THE PRESIDENT:  Hello, everybody.  Thank you very much for being here.  Appreciate it.  And thank you very much, everybody.  I’m grateful to be here today with members of the House and Senate who have poured their time — and they really have — their heart, and energy into the crucial issue of prison reform.

A very respected man — Chairman Chuck Grassley — and my friend.  Where’s Chuck?  Chuck?  Thank you, Chuck, very much.  You’ve worked hard on this.  And Bob Goodlatte.  I saw Bob here.  Thank you, Bob.  Great job.  Senators Lindsey Graham, Mike Lee, Tim Scott, Rand Paul, and Doug Collins — fantastic people who’ve worked so hard and we appreciate very much what you’ve done.  We really do.  Thank you all very much.

Working together with my administration over the last two years, these members have reached a bipartisan agreement.  Did I heard the word “bipartisan”?  Did I hear — did I hear that word?  (Laughter and applause.)  That’s a nice word.  Bipartisan agreement on prison reform legislation known as the FIRST STEP.  And that’s what it is; it’s the first step.  But it’s a very big first step.

Today, I’m thrilled to announce my support for this bipartisan bill that will make our communities safer and give former inmates a second chance at life after they have served their time.  So important.

And I have to tell you, I was called, when I announced and when we all announced together this news conference, by some of the toughest, strongest law enforcement people — including politicians, by the way — who are so in favor of it.  And I was actually surprised by some.  Like, as an example, Mike Lee — (laughter) — and Rand Paul, and others.  No, it’s got tremendous support at every level.  It’s really great.

And we’re all better off when former inmates can receive and reenter society as law-abiding, productive citizens.  And thanks to our booming economy, they now have a chance at more opportunities than they’ve ever had before.  It is true.  Our economy is so strong, that when people are getting out of jail, they’re actually able to find jobs.

And I have three instances of companies that hired people coming out of prison, and they are so thrilled by the performance of these people.  And now they’re doing it more and more and more.  And a lot of people are seeing this.  It’s great.

They wouldn’t have had the opportunity, frankly, except for the fact that the economy is so strong.  And our job market is the lowest and best it’s been in over 50 years, and seems to be getting even better.

Our pledge to hire American includes those leaving prison and looking for a very fresh start — new job, new life.  The legislation I’m supporting today contains many significant reforms, including the following:

First, it will provide new incentives for low-risk inmates to learn the skills they need to find employment, avoid old habits, and follow the law when they are released from prison.  These incentives will encourage them to participate in vocational training, educational coursework, and faith-based programs — and I want to thank Paula White, very much, because I know you very much wanted that — thank you, Paula — that reduce their chances of recidivism, and, in other words, reduce their chances of going back to prison substantially.

Second, this legislation will allow federal inmates to be placed closer to their home communities in order to help facilitate family visitation — so important — because we know that maintaining family and community ties is key to successful reentry into our society.

Third, the bill includes reasonable sentencing reforms while keeping dangerous and violent criminals off our streets.  In many respects, we’re getting very much tougher on the truly bad criminals — of which, unfortunately, there are many.  But we’re treating people differently for different crimes.  Some people got caught up in situations that were very bad.

I give an example of Mrs. Alice Johnson, who served 21 years.  And she had, I think, another 25 or so to go.  So she would have been in there for close to 50 years for something that other people go in and they get slapped on the wrist — which is also wrong, by the way.  Which is also wrong.  But I’ll never forget the scene of her coming out of prison after 21 years and greeting her family and everybody was crying.  Her sons, her grandsons — everybody was crying and hugging and holding each other.  It was a beautiful thing to see.  It was a very much tough situation.

Among other changes, it rolls back some of the provisions of the Clinton crime law that disproportionately harmed the African American community.  And you all saw that and you all know that; everybody in this room knows that.  It was very disproportionate and very unfair.

Throughout this process, my administration has worked closely with law enforcement.  Their backing has ensured that this legislation remains tough on crime — it’s got to remain very tough on crime — and supports the tremendous work of our police and the tremendous job that law enforcement does throughout our country, our communities.  They do an incredible job.  We have great respect for law enforcement.

We’re honored that seven of the major police organizations, including the Fraternal Order of Police and the International Association of Police Chiefs, have fully endorsed this bill.

We could not have gotten here without the support and feedback of law enforcement, and its leaders are here today — two of them — especially Chuck Canterbury of FOP and Chief Paul Cell of IACP.  Thank you very much.  (Applause.)  Thank you very much.  I appreciate that very much.  And these are two tough cookies.  (Laughter.)  They want what’s right.  They want what’s right.

And interesting — if you look at Texas, if you look at Georgia, if you look at Mississippi and Kentucky and some other states that are known as being very tough — these are big supporters of what we’re doing.  And some of it has been modeled after what they’ve done.  They’ve done a tremendous job.

My administration will always support the incredible men and women of law enforcement, and we will continue to pursue policies that help the heroes who keep us safe.  They are truly heroes.

We also thank the more than 2,000 leaders in the faith community who have signed a letter of support.  We have tremendous support within the faith community.  Unbelievable support.

Americans from across the political spectrum can unite around prison reform legislation that will reduce crime while giving our fellow citizens a chance at redemption.  So if something happens and they make a mistake, they get a second chance at life.

Today’s announcement shows that true bipartisanship is possible.  And maybe it’ll be thriving, if we’re going to get something done.  When Republicans and Democrats talk, debate, and seek common ground, we can achieve breakthroughs that move our country forward and deliver for our citizens.  And that’s what we’re doing today.  And I have great respect for the people standing alongside of me.

I urge lawmakers in both the House and Senate to work hard and to act quickly and send a final bill to my desk.  And I look very much forward to signing it.  This is a big breakthrough for a lot of people.  They’ve been talking about this for many, many years.

I want to thank Jared Kushner for working so hard on the bill.  Thank you, Jared.  (Applause.)  He worked very hard.  He really did.  He worked very hard.  He feels very deeply about it.

And it’s my honor to be involved and it’ll be an even greater honor to sign.

So good luck, Chuck and Mike and Rand and everybody — Lindsey, everybody back here.  Go out and see if you can get that done.  And if you can, I’m waiting.  I’ll be waiting with a pen.  And we will have done something — (laughter) — we will have done something that hasn’t been done in many, many years.  And it’s the right thing to do.  It’s the right thing to do.

Thank you all very much.  Thank you very much.  (Applause.)

Farther adventures of my fantasy motorbike club

Peewee you call these French fries?????

Orange county hunter screamed at peewee without quotation marks.

At that moment Falling Down and All work and no play make Jack a dull boy, excitedly hurtle through the door:

'Check this out, Jack and I were bashing letterboxes for fun and out of a sense of misplaced anger with our respective axe and bat when we discovered yonder house on the corner is in fact a CIA safe house for an Afghan warlord named Abu Bubu.'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4tC4qfv92Q


'No way,' shouted Orange county hunter before snatching the letter from Falling Down guy.

'Dear Mr Abu Bubu,' read Orange county hunter. 'The united states govt. wants to thank you for your service to America. Even though you were a murderous Taliban who had sex with 15 year old boys and are directly responsible for numerous American deaths, still the service you have rendered America in the War on Terror has been so great we're including a bonus check with this letter plus some food stamps. We will instal your hot tub next Thursday. Signed Marjory Brush CIA Field Operative Baltimore office.'

'That's what's wrong with this country!' Yelled Falling Down angrily.

'Don't blame the country,' it's the dumb crackers they is running the govt. that's the problem,' interjected Big Kuntry in a surly but solid tone.

The guy that escaped from Alcatraz opined, 'why don't we move into Mr. Bubu's house and enjoy some of our tax dollars, I mean sure the State was paying $30,000 1975 dollars to keep me locked up but now that I've escaped prison it's like I'm saving the State money.'

Tea cozy came in with a pair of binoculars and mumbled something incoherent sounding that might have meant something to Big Kuntry seeing as they were both black and given to using topical expressions like candy paint and shizzy wizzac that non black people might not understand.

'Looks like he's got a fine looking wife in there,' farther opined Big Kuntry after perusing Abu Bubu's home through Tea Cozy's binoculars.

'Let me see,' said Orange county hunter grabbing the binoculars, 'I'm gonna claim her as a servant of my right hand through Jihad and get her to walk around our future clubhouse in a thong.'

'You're gonna do what? What the hell are you saying?' Asked Falling Down grabbing the binoculars.

'Peewee, do you know how to sing any Xmas carols?' Asked Orange county hunter.

'No I got raised a Mormom, we don't believe in Xmas carols just the Moronite hymns.' Said Peewee.

https://youtu.be/SKUH-YfXw5k


'Moron aiggghhhht?' Puzzled Tea Cozy head incredulously.

'Never mind,' said Orange County Hunter, 'just go ring his doorbell and start singing whatever Xmas carols you know, as a distraction, we'll be watching and we'll take care of business while you sing.'

Orange County Hunter always seemed sure of himself and what he was doing, it wouldn't pay to argue with him so PeeWee did as he was told, all the time trying to remember Moronite hymns from back in the day, but all he could remember was his girlfriend Winnie and his pig Vance.


https://youtu.be/u-GjfmfaXFc


Brrrrmmmmmm!!!!! cantankerously and boisterously thundered Abu Bubu's doorbell like a proud rooster heralding the last (or most recent) day on Earth. PeeWee waited fearfully as he heard what sounded like Mrs Bubu call out to him someone was at the door. Without a Xmas tree or a Santa Claus outfit or anything to suggest Xmas, neither even a vague memory of a simple Moronite hymn or a carol, Peewee was a bundle of nerves and began making nervous sounds.

Finally Mr Bubu answered the door and PeeWee squeezed his eyes shut and looked down at his feet as if he had stolen something and comically sang:

'Hymns Abu hymns Abu Bu hymns Abu Bubububu hymns Abu hymns Abubu hymns Abu Bububububu,' over and over again, expecting to be hit or yelled at or kicked.

This Benji can scream loud

https://youtu.be/wM1LqadfuYQ

OK so one hour ago... 10am... I've started screaming like a drill Sargent at the baby momma... Who else... Just can't handle listening to her bitching about my mom all the time... And general taking, disrespectful and incorrect attitude

What a hoot and a holler for the kids

Xmas season

3 xmas parties including one where i can dress like Eminem... There's a wedding to go to... kid's birthday party, which I will happily avoid.... moving home (sharing it with the bank) in mid January to north of Hornsby area way up on northern extreme of Sydney, goodbye horrible western sydney ghetto... smell you later....

Plus have just booked a sweet all you can eat to gorge out 300 metres above town and rotating.... sit on it and rotate biaches.... that's only $120. Worth it.

Booking Name	Alvarez, Benjamin
Outlet	Sydney Tower Buffet
Date	10/12/2018
Time	11:30
Number of Adults	2
Number of Children (3-12)	2
Deposit Paid	0.00
Reservation Details	- Please note that Sydney Tower Buffet has a 1.5 hour dining time. - Due to the layout of the restaurant, window tables are not guaranteed.

Julia Roberts new shows.... Afghan Marine shoots up country dance club north of LA

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By coincidence one second we're watching critiques and short clips on Julia Roberts new 11 part mini series: Homecoming. A psychological thriller about returning soldiers from American wars 'transitioning' to life back in America with help from Julia, a counselor and psychiatrist type. Then the news of ex marine David Long comes in... See clip from Spanish National News channel above.

Conclusion... I know this sounds really twisted and I'm sorry to say this but if a disturbed Marine has to shoot up a dance club before suiciding, why do it to a country dance club. If you see the people dancing in this clip, you can see it's a charming Texan style of close dancing in couples. Dosy Doe-ing. It doesn't make sense why you'd shoot that up over a regular disco styled dance club. Sorry if my humanity isn't better than that and sorry to all the families of victims that's horrible. Obviously they wouldn't want their kids shot up anywhere. Actually you can't see it in this clip but the dancers were all dancing in couples Texan style... makes you wonder why the shooter never tried dancing with them before shooting them up. Maybe he felt despised and rejected by women. He actually had an honorable discharge from the military.

The Julia Roberts show Homecoming looks very cool. Definitely one to watch. They've shot like 11 half hour shows and are working on more. Definitely looks good.

Mid term, Benji predicts

Hey ppl...

So yesterday I was on my bus, driving it. From circular quay a couple of Washingtonians from near Vancouver, got on and we shot the breeze the short distance to castlereagh and Park street. Skirting Hyde park.

So look, Benji's just a guy from the slum district of Sydney with questionable Spaniard genes and a healthy dose of foreign language acquisition by way of education. I'm always down for a chat with any American as I like their style, regardless of politics.

Anyway, I predict republicans will keep the house with a one seat majority. And the Senate. Not sure about the governors. That's just a shot in the dark.  But what I'd bet comfortably on.

Don't forget the 2002 November elections. Republicans won big then.

Poopin on the can

It's been a long week at work and now it's time to evacuate stool and ride the britster home.

I thought I'd stay a little cooler in the stifling heat by using an open faces helmet in conjunction with sunglasses.

At around 60mph plus little pieces of rock and tar can fly into your face quickly and the sunglasses protect your eyes. ... but I never thought to bring a pair of clear goggles for the night ride home... so might injure my eyes by accident

Also avoided wearing gloves in the afternoon as way too hot. I did use my jacket not withstanding the heat due to the protection it provides


Edited two things together for my dance video I'm working on... like today.... it was my buddy Sergei plus some marines screaming.... like added together... can't believe his earthly coil is toast already. ... I definitely feel like he's alive and well but in the spirit world....


Slightly rainy this evening.  Really a hot day. Beach weather. Everyone is stripping off

The rain just got Harder plus there was a big burst of lightning and gone in 60 seconds is on plus Friday night is free bread night and I have cream cheese spread from the fridge...

Time to strategically pause. Gone in 60 seconds is a cool movie

Look at the burn on my shin.... it started leaking water today. Potato is very good for burns. It's like God designed them especially to cure burns. There's some acid or compound naturally occurring. Gonna rub some in at home.

This movie is so old there's no GPS. It's from the end of the 20th century. This movie has very good chase scenes. Cage just pulls off his almighty jump, something every six year old has imagined. I haven't come even 1% close to pulling anything like that off. One time I was at Sydney airport taxi pool and for a lark I wondered how quick I could take the kind of curvy 90 turn onto the main airport road. I did maybe 60kph but it was a very poorly maintained vehicle  (coz of communist Chinese people existing). So the tires were always flat and you would slide and drift doing a curve like that. Amazingly the federal police were watching the whole thing just by dumb luck and immediately pulled me over. I couldn't believe they complimented me on my driving skills and let me go.

The ending of this movie is completely wrong. For homework you can figure out a better ending.

Wow who knew Fonzie and Pinky Tuscadero were so close and had so much in common?

https://youtu.be/j8hIhEw0PBU

What if I could write a hit pop song for bubblegum label?

Insert harp music and wavey effect


Well you were 19 and brought me a box of flour
I said don't worry baby I'll make all the bread.
So you sat outside on the park bench with your friends the cookie crumbs and you got frozen by a bunch of dead presidents looking for a bank to rob

Hands up I've only got my crummy crumbs my girlfriend got the dough and this is all I've got

Take it and buy a new surfboard Ronald you dirty ho

Please don't shoot

Well you went to a restroom to empty your bladder after you lost your only friends the cookie crumbs and there was pee all over the toilet flap

A pervert was jerking off in there and messed up your shoes...

Do you remember the time you bought me a box of flour (x2)

Bridge. Chorus.


Well you realized pooty was flustered coz no one knew what a panny side was

(https://youtu.be/YU1mkIx-Zeg)

And the song electric avenue wasn't about a boogaloo

And your washing machine broke when you tried to wash your shoes

When you finally realized the pervert in the restroom was just trying to release tension well that's when (echo effect x2)

You walked into the kitchen just as I was pulling gingerbread men out of the oven and I thought you'd kiss me for the first time (auto tune)

But you started choking me

I damn near almost died when paw burst in with his shotgun

He said young people were crazy and we'd have to get married in the barn as soon as the minister could get here


I said I'd get my dress and jumped right on my motorbike.  The Appalachian mountains were waiting

I forgot about college and worked on a potato farm. I figured you'd end up dead or in jail but you became quarterback for your high school football team for five years in a row

You hurt your ankle and got hit so many times you somehow turned out normal and got a job at a bank

Do you remember when you brought me a box of flour (x2)


https://youtu.be/r-KwOPh_haQ  eddy Grant

https://youtu.be/37k45Z14AbQ   
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