See the Barbara Bush funeral right? But didn't see monster trucks, jugglers, skydivers, acrobatic dwarf throwers, fist fights, shootouts? Even when Margaret Thatcher died they had dolebludgers cheering and whooping. For a bunch of rebels against the British empire that was a very low key funeral. No trampolines, flame throwers. Roller skating women in tights and leotards, just sayin'.
https://youtu.be/jMpPLOYAsQ0
Actually unlike the folks in this Al Jazeera report, I have no beef with Thatcher. My daughter this morning, Scarlet, whole different story. After hearing her typical morning brat session with her mom today, something snapped. After screaming and dressing down my poor old mom for days. Then Alex and his mom recently, it seemed my ire was suddenly explosively detonated today at Scarlet. Insert marine drill Sargent screaming here:
https://youtu.be/XfmVBmDKLZI
It wasn't pretty. The guy in this video is actually incredibly polite and sensitive. I didn't have any cruel intentions or anything, just anger and indignation, and screams. It's too bad baby has to put up with that. And the kids. Let me find a more aggressive drill Sargent...
https://youtu.be/ygpKwCyX1fw
I felt pretty bad afterwards. Even after Scarlet had shaken it off. Noone likes being screamed at. Scarlet is annoying though, always screaming herself. Extremely bratty. Challenging situation. I'd just kind of let it go for months, kids are cute. She's just a kid. Now I'm studying drill Sargent teach other marines to be drill Sargent's and noting they're not allowed to use profanity, and remembering that. That's horrible. My problem is I can explode two years, or twenty after you've annoyed the absolute shit out of me, unpredictably. And I'm an arsehole. Self pity and loathing aside, watch this comic scenario and laugh now! Immediately, that's an order!!
https://youtu.be/FVhrProtoEc
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