... Due to having seen a tennis player that was Russian.
Rooters, nowheresville, more and more Republican high level government workers are being found unfit to serve due to compromising positions involving Russians who are responsible for spreading AIDS and Ebola around the world single handedly and also planned and executed the 9/11 attacks.
Pick a Republican, any Republican... John McCain you say? Unfit, not because he isn't a real war hero (he was), no the problem is he's seen a movie by mila jokeavich the famous Hollywood actress whose mother is, you guessed it: Russian. Jokeavich has also appeared in numerous Hollywood blockbusters such as resident evil 1, 2 and 3, and well, maybe some other less known movies. The centre for disease control is currently looking at reprogramming remedies for the affected population that has been brainwashed by Jokeavich's Bolshevik psychological war. For now, safe to say, McCain unfit to serve.
Democrats are concerned that Russian influence on Ryan and McCain has lead to Democrats losing everything in the last election except the office of Mayor in NYC and control of Illinois which is lost. Russian influence through tennis players and Jokeavich could threaten the future of the burgeoning marijuana trade in California which would upset Nancy pelosi mightily.
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