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this is the nature of my current relationship with my mom:


http://youtu.be/kq6E2hQ20wc


where Marisol (my mom) is Bruno, and I'm the black and white drill sergeants all rolled into one. I absolutely detest being mean to my mom, on the other hand, I strongly feel she needs to buck up, bigtime. I bagged an entire garbage bag full with her pissed soaked reeking clothing and superfluous bed linen just lying on her floor stinking. So disgusting. We're roommates now and this Bruno clip sums it all up in a nutshell. You're supposed to respect your parents but if people age like crap then things get ugly.


They were showing on Russia today channel about some homeless war vets in America. They never show anything about Russia like alcoholics, drug epidemics, homeless Afghanistan war vets, nothing. Just Putin is awesome, west I dumb, retarded.


anyway, with three suicides in her immediate family and the fact she takes less care of herself than many homeless people, I.honestly feel like she needs to be seriously challenged. Again, the Bruno clip above is relevant.


Family Guy, McFarlane et al. I want to see a scene with a wordplay on 'niggard', and 'niggardly' , with African Americans, maybe in suits, working as bankers. Throw in the greedy Jew guys that like to smell money. I'd say chop chop but with rerun loops and not being a regular viewer, would be fine to see that in 2-5 years or so.


Hollywood movie stars, how would they individually fare with my mom on a desert island half the size of a football field. Brad Pitt would probably do best without resorting to violence or suicide. Shia lebeuf would suicide after seven months or so. Nichole kidman would bash my mom's head against a tree trunk after a week or two, slowly killing her over a period of a few weeks, possibly leaving her alive but brain dead. Johnny Depp hard to say, possible suicide after two years. Denzel Washington would bash her head in with lead piping in a frenzied rage, three months tops. Some of these starlets are so dumb they make my mom look like an absolute genius. Take Drew Barrymore, not a starlet anymore, too old. With no personal assistant telling her to breathe, she'd struggle, possible suicide if she could figure out how. Chrispy Ratt, at 40 I'm too old to know or care who he is.