Communist China bans western children's stories, fearing threat to unclear communist dogma; Quagmire saves Peter with ace piloting skills over Las Vegas

http://m.todayonline.com/chinaindia/china/what-does-china-have-against-peppa-pig


Translating that family guy episode so communist Chinese would understand:


That's have a mutton stew, have delicious quality! Maybe drink the tea, build the coal powered electricity substation, have water boil fastest. You rikey night cap? Me havin' Bailey's with milk. Cow have a happy time. Airplane crash.



http://mobile.shanghaidaily.com/feature/art-and-culture/Rural-poor-villagers-in-China-cash-in-on-Kuaishou-craze/shdaily.shtml


Homework:  you are a 21 year old student from communist China studying in America somewhere in the middle. You're the only Chinese speaker in class and struggle with the English. The other students say the professor has damaged his psyche with LSD in the late 1960s. The professor asks you to write 1000 words comparing the following two homophonic phrases:

Would you like more grapes?
Would you like morgue rapes?

Showing specific emphasis on your own culture and world in China. Due: Wednesday.