gym weeks 16,17: zero gym, sick virus lungs; gym week 18: 7km

ok my last cigarette was July 22nd, 920pm approximately. So that's 9 and a half days smoke free and have just recovered from some nasty coughing and virus. Apparently pineapple is good for rebuilding the lungs and apples good for cleaning them. Apparently, to lose weight, the fat burning hormone 'leptin' levels must be brought up and it might be a good idea to avoid bread also due to glutens. Clearly the fat isn't easy to run off. Probably after a few more gym sessions can comfortably raise average speed from 9kph. 100, 000 Jews have been gassed today, oh wait that's Himmler's diary.


estimated savings per week on tobacco: $20-$40

movie review: welcome to me, 2014; wiggy stardust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vHyEnB-_Tc


hello froonds...........  this Kirsten wiiggy vehicle, whom we have jokingly referred to as wiggy stardust in the subject line, is a kooky and zany ride through a 30 something year old woman's life........ my buddy nichole in china would have loved it........... maybe we'll ask her about it on facebook one day -- she's actually from Calgary, in Canada.......... it was somewhat amusing and it kind of reminds benji of his days as a 'floor manager' for some similar tv show to wiiggy's in the movie, that we were running a team of us in madrid, spain in 1997..... the main guy on camera was similar to wiggy's character in the movie in that he was somewhat narcissistic, however we  had other 'journalists' contributing stuff too, like about motorbikes or whatever, so it wasn't just about the main host guy Antonio.............. that sure was a long time ago........it was just a thing we did on Thursday evenings........

so anyway, one of the bus drivers at the depot today, hadn't seen him around for a while, but actually, he's a pilot and his wife doesn't like him flying around because she misses him so he just drives a bus --- he says he's survived lung cancer, he was diagnosed last February and operated on in march for a tumor the size of a small fist....... then he had to get chemo to remove down to the last cancer cell -- while he was telling me about it today, it hit me that I had better be careful and would actually be lucky not to get lung cancer too...... I actually had my last cigarette over four days ago now, some guy from like Suffolk county, long island gave it to me and can't see the reason to smoke any more of them........ especially after hearing this guys lung cancer story, also he hadn't even smoke for 22 years or so he said ---- I've been sick with coughs and colds and headaches and viruses at least three times now in the past month........ right now i'm sick with a virus and both my kids have it and they're coughing like crazy

want to hear something weird?   I had been watching this odd version of hamlet lately:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mNgUDh5t5o

specifically for the lines where hamlet says, I shall win at the odds, this version is a little unusual, hamlet refers to going into normandie (Laertes) instead of france or England, whatever the original says............ and they've filmed it in a church, it's just weird coz there was a news report of some crazy moslem knife-attacking some people in a church in normandie within the last 24 hours.......... so an unusual coincidence.........definitely france has a moslem problem these days, no question

man my lungs are a mess right now, sure hope they cure ok and can heal up ok ---- the guy with lung cancer at work said his prognosis is very good but the cat scan, etc, revealed that smoking was, in  his case, responsible for his cancer, even though he hadn't smoked for 20 years +

this beach boys surfer girl clip is very cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGjky5U64LM

fox news employees kept up to date by, errr - benji, about their employment / management status?

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/21/business/media/as-an-internal-inquiry-sinks-ailes-questions-about-fox-newss-fate.html?_r=0


crazy right? but if you haven't been told, you're all allowed to keep your jobs (except for Gretchen who is fired).... from now on there will be no bantering about spits and swallows and scars on knees and all that sexual innuendo stuff  (don't ask don't tell)....... bi-sexual freaks still not welcome, needless to say queers need not apply......... roger is being retired to greener pastures and you'll see him Monday packing his box (we wish him well)-- Brian can keep the bonsai tree in the corner of his office......... unfortunately (for you, not for me), Benji will probably not be your new boss.........

now you know

withering criticism for samual l jackson's 2014 film 'kingsman'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHhSyJkmjUs

without question, this movie is the worst movie ever made, unquestionably ---- think sucking fucking piece of trash and then multiply that by the biggest number you can imagine and then double that and you wouldn't be close to a mere amoeba of proportion of how badly and horribly this movie stinks

imagine if the greatest minds of NASA, the Russian space agency too, whatever that's called..... all of the world's most elite scientists working with trillions of dollars of funding, trying to make a worse movie, and they wouldn't be able to do it

is it a fluke? it must be.......... that's not to say that everyone involved in this movie shouldn't immediately repent and try to save themselves from an afterlife in hell spent smearing turds all over eachother and eating them and saying 'delish!', 'deslish!' and slapping eachother on the back, for seemingly ever............. surely this is the destiny of anyone involved in such a horrendous movie

to begin to imagine how far Jackson has gone backwards from star wars movies or pulp fiction to this freak of existence called a movie, 'kingsman', take baby steps.......... pulp fiction is great, right? and then Jackson was in Jackie brown and we all know that movie blew and was kind of just made for queers and homos to admire, so we could say Jackson took maybe a thousand or more steps backwards from fiction to brown, in terms of going backwards............but how far backwards did he go from star wars to so-called 'kingsman'?  only quantum physics could explain it most likely, but let's use an analogy.... you know that they say if you shrunk our sun down to the size of a basketball, then the earth would be the size of a pea, and Jupiter would be the size of maybe a golf ball, and the pea would be twenty yards or whatever away from the basketball and pluto would be smaller than a grain of rice and a mile away from the basketball, give or take................. well now, having walked backwards a mile from the basketball to pluto rice...........Jackson would still need to continue walking backwards all the way across America from east to west, then back again twice, then walk on up to the Yukon backwards, board a ferry, go to Vladivostok, walk backwards all the way to paris, and he still wouldn't come close to how far backwards he's gone from star wars to so-called 'kingsman'

I cannot even hope to use words to convey to you just how pathetically shit this movie is......... consider though, if you turned on your cell phone camera, drove by a school for in-bred retarded kids and threw a Rubik's cube into the front yard of the school with a note attached saying: 'goodluck making all six sides the same color dummies,' somewhat callously, as it were, that wouldn't be a real great movie, would it? be honest............similarly if you were to tape a go-pro camera to your nutsack and take a dump in a relatively modest restroom, that wouldn't be considered a great movie either now would it? of course not, either way, both of those films would outdo the so-called 'kingsman' in every regard

it is simply stupefying how incredibly shit this movie is, it is simply in a class of its own............ it could be studied by sociologists on other planets, studying Earth life, as a way of showing them exactly what is wrong with our planet's citizens and then speculation could begin on how many hundreds of thousands of millennia it will require to fix it

nothing you have ever seen that you thought was 'surreal', like the 9/11 terrorist attacks or oliver stone's 'w', can remotely prepare you for the inescapable reality of outrageously ridiculous stupidity that this movie foists on you

if words cannot explain it, and neither can pictures, surely only the impression left on your mind, the assault of your consciousness, as it were, will prove to you that sometimes, words and pictures fail one in one's attempt to describe something one knows clearly

this film is symbolises a complete and utter abomination..........more than anything ever created by man, this film fulfils Nietzsche's (or 'Fred's') vision of the 'last man', before the superman, a painful embarrassment or laughing stock............ may God have mercy on your souls

(perhaps Guillermo Maddison says it best:    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c)


did the creators of Kingsman have help from chronically inept Australian education policy makers and dodgy Australian educators???

http://www.smh.com.au/national/education/unique-college-130-million-a-huge-number-for-a-school-on-top-of-a-shop-20160714-gq5tqw.html

gym week 15: 2km

so ended up buying a packet of cigarettes on top of the last pack ended, that was lying around in da locker... This newly bought packet has less than half left.... Smoking around five a day now

shogun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6gSGm61HdE

really enjoyed reading this book around late 2004 or early 2005.... it's set in like 17th century japan with samarais and feudal society and such -- haven't seen the movie though

the story bases on an Englishman left washed up, high and dry in feudal japan --- interesting to think that catholic Jesuits from spain had already made contacts during these days with the emperor of china...... the Englishman in this story ends up making inroads into Japanese society........

soon we'll look at different war scenarios in the south china sea and how they would play out -- we'll have to do some research on that though, as, militarily, it's complicated - we'll also look at china's behaviour and motivations, etc

movie review: a deadly adoption, 2016; will ferrell and kirsten wigg

hey Wednesday mornings is pretty much the only daytime benji me time benji gets as it's the only day both kids are in daycare concurrently........... this is only the second time benji has been able to be all by himself like this at home with all the comforts that home has to offer --- it's a cold winter day, the weather became very cold yesterday --- but still maybe 10 degrees Celsius -- outside some worktrucks are inexplicably working on replacing an incredibly small patch of bitumen outside our building, not sure if it's a local govt. but guessing it is as it relates to bitumen belonging to public roads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rJgMM78zxM   (watch how quickly celine dion can destroy your brain's supply of dopamine and serotonin)

you'd think benji would spend the time just jacking off to lesbian porn, but in fact today instead, we just watched 'a deadly adoption' - hallmark kind of movie - very melodramatic and thrilling -- kind of like the made for tv movies you see at 3pm with actors from soap operas that have scandalous, bold and the beautiful kind of demeanours

a lot of people would think, gee will ferrell and Kirsten wigg making a hallmark movie, won't it be a spoof?  benji wouldn't think that way though because benji doesn't find Kirsten wigg funny (she's sexy though, that's for sure) that's because she's part Norwegian and benji is afraid of northern Europeans in general on the hunt for liebensraum (that's german for living space)

will ferrell is memorable as a comedian, but only for playing a guy that goes to funerals to pick up women, so there isn't much bias with regard to prior careers and benji is pretty much just watching this movie as a kind of hallmark movie


as such, this movie is very cool...... it starts out really painting of picture of some characters in a quiet little idyllic town that you would imagine in Colorado or somewhere like that, I would imagine that, but I've never actually been to Colorado though...... the wife, played by Kirsten wigg runs a little organic fruit stand with an incredibly good looking guy who you imagine is gay because there's no way he'd be working so closely with wigg if he wasn't as they'd just end up shtooping each other stupid.... a couple of spoilers, the gay guy Charlie, gets shot, he's super good looking and so is seth McFarlane (who isn't actually in the movie though), but you won't see either of them with Brazilians (hairdos, not people), shaved chests, kind of smearing strawberry jam into eachother's muscles and breathing heavily while they attach electrical plugs to their nipples, just saying.......... oh and Charlie gets shot dead later in the movie - just mentioned that....... similarly, Kirsten wiig is a hot little momma but you won't see her husband chaining her to horizontal bars and then beating her and then penetrating her while she moans like something out of 50 shades of grey......... having said all of that, you won't be disappointed by this little gem of a movie!

it's a strange premise, the hubby, played by Farrell, that sings that song, happy, is a financial adviser, he has a drinking problem: his wife is drowning and the water is going down the wrong pipe! that's hubby's problem because he doesn't want her to die: they love each other! he's not out for the insurance money...... he solves his drinking problem by rescuing her from drowning, that's right at the start of the movie, immediately afterwards, a foxy woman that looks like someone out of a Maybelline commercial (like a model addicted to cocaine and champagne for breakfast that is) comes to their house to audition for the part of surrendering her baby to the parents who are looking to adopt a second child...........  for the next 25 minutes until the movie switches from 2nd to 4th and 5th gears after clearing a crest, you're kind of thinking the dad wants to shtoop the pregnant Maybelline momma who is coming from a homeless shelter and interested in avoiding homeless people for a while........ it's all kind of silly but it's a melodrama so you just enjoy it, it's all really well done....... the main question during these 25 minutes is: how can Charlie be so good looking? would he and McFarlane ever consider doing an x rated movie again (like maybe they've already done one together in my mind - just sayin'), would you want to shtoop Maybelline lady if you were pops, considering she's six months pregnant? (you need to be over 40 to appreciate this movie)......... why doesn't pops have a bondage room for wiig who is smoking hot?  what would a sandwich with a non pregnant Maybelline lady and wiig be like........ those are the key questions

the way this movie is structured, you kind of clear this crest and then boom, the plot starts revealing all these cards one by one, Maybelline lady is a psycho, she's not even pregnant, she's just crazy obsessed with pops who is mildly famous, like a stalker..........then, even more bizarrely, it turns out that he knocked her up, committing adultery, during a book tour some time back and that she lost the baby and also wiig lost a child too (that was part of his drinking problem, see earlier) -- so all of a sudden pops is like your typical muslim fair haired, blue-eyed northern European looking guy with two wives, some dead foeti and a beautiful 6 year old daughter, who, unfortunately, has diabetes..... later Maybelline lady will kidnap her, reunite with her trailer trash boyfriend who is dying for half a million dollars from pops who writes books on the economy...........the police in the little town are busy hiding behind pillars at black lives matter rallies, dodging bullets, or something so they kind of arrive late to all the action-y kind of things so typically, wiig has to shoot Maybelline lady dead at the end......... Farrell is scared of the water because of his drinking problem but has to ride a boat anyway to save his daughter from Maybelline lady..... anyway, it's all real good, this was a really entertaining kind of melodrama movie like you'd see around 3pm when the soap operas are on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_z-adsJjmE

oh yeah, at the end of the movie, the little girl, sully, who is being kidnapped again by Maybelline lady, isn't wearing a seat belt, neither is Maybelline lady, however, when Maybelline lady crushes her car into the bridge driving at 10 miles an hour, she is practically half dead, but sully doesn't going flying into the windscreen inexplicably -- just sayin'

movie review: ghostbusters, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxxbRuXaSsI




this movie is very cool on the big screen, benji actually shed a tear during the bunjee jumping polar vortex or gortex scene, definitely a winner


now we'll just kinda randomly ramble about nothing particularly relevant.... Insert wavey screen effect and harp music... The year was 2003, around the middle of march or early march.... Benji was riding on the western Sydney train, the same kind as whizzes by benjis current crib every ten minutes or so, (benji installed double glazing or else had it installed in said current crib). In those days, on that particular train was a young mom with like a three year old daughter. Normally Benji wouldn't randomly start smooching some stranger on a train, or someplace that wasn't like a bar, on the other hand, age 25 brought unexpected and various magnificent smooches to benjis life, and other, easy to predict smooches were left at the wayside or rejected. However as it turned-out, age26 would perhaps almost  only bring the smooches with this one particular woman. Now having just made this woman's acquaintance on said train, her daughter, understandably, rolled her eyes it seemed, and was not particularly impressed at the sight of her mom randomly kissing some stranger, although she didn't much care either and just kept playing in her three year old way, or five or six, who's counting.


anyway, me and kissy lips made a rendez-vouz for some other time. Her kid was somewhere else with her mom and you kinda figured she was a dropkick mom kind of just spacing out at stupid stuff before bedtime like if the shadows on the wall resembled a flying pot plant, total space cadet and easy pickings for any shrink peddling whatever pills if she decided to go there. Don't think she had many complexes or negative thought tendencies though. Couldn't really say, never spent more time with her apart from the two dates referred to.

sherry and the anus

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oIzbXOr64xw

tories in England choose Theresa May to replace Cameron, EU, UK shrug about Brexit

France busy rioting over labor laws, shrugs over Islamic terror....


let's talk about music, never, until the 20th century, that benji knows of, did we get such great falsetto singing from men... This is perhaps best typified by Frankie valli's "sherry"... I still recall breaking out in this falsetto crooning sherri on I-95 to visit the world trade centre complex towards the end of September 2001, while it played on the radio, listen:


http://youtu.be/Uybtn6ebG0I


two brothers in the car laughed at my crooning... A few months later the three of us pulled into the rambuteau subway station in Paris and I called out similarly spontaneously: Ram-butto!!* Again to laughs, that was all funny


*giggity

superdad

'sup slurts ---- so wife's buddy today at the swimming pool is talking about how her buddy is having a 40th birthday party on a fire truck (which is really a party truck that looks like a fire truck) -- so wifi got invited to that and went to that -- nobody ever invites me to anything due to having no friends so just stayed home and took care of the kids -- the plan was to go to the circus but alex was almost asleep after the ten minute drive and just wanted to go to sleep, not to the circus so we went home and put him to sleep a few hours ago then had to babysit the girl all evening until she fell asleep around ten minutes ago around 1015pm -- she's at this funny age - 17 months - where she can't talk but same time her mind is very curious and playful and she's very affectionate and agreeable to be around --- guess that age won't last forever so just got to enjoy it while you can

so the first thing to put on the tv was a Margaret thatcher documentary, then watched a little Britney spears documentary, not much.........then saw an interview with jim Morrison's dad who was also an admiral in the u.s. navy, done in 2008 a little before he died and also with his daughter who was jim Morrison's sister......... then saw a few interviews with john densmore from the doors publicizing some book he released maybe 3 years ago I take it............. then the kid fell asleep so put her nearby alex to sleep and the wifi is still out partying

so today, was talking to a guy I used to be a little friendly with almost 20 years ago or say occasionally, rarely as a teenager, but then a little moreso as a 21 year old -- I didn't really know him well -- my sister, the one that lives in spain now, was in his sister's year in high school.....he tells me this sister had four kids, the first with one guy, then the other three with another guy, the youngest is ten and the eldest around 23..........he thinks she's kooky and says she's had some non-mental health related issues......... he also says his mom is in a mental hospital now with some issues and her mental health has gone south lately --- he's kind of just taking care of his kid by himself, I think his kid is like 3 or 4 years old, not very old --- he married a real crazy bitch -- actually that was the first wife, I went to their wedding in like late 1997, some of my old clique from high school were kind of bitching about his bride and what a nut she was and I guess that's standard, someone invites you to their wedding, buys you all the food and everything, you dress up real nice and then top it all off by spouting off mean and nasty things about the bride -- this is why I have no friends -- because people are arseholes ............ so anyway, that was actually his first bride, who I must admit, was a little kooky............ the second bride  I never met but a very reliable source posited that she was even kookier than the first, if memory serves me well -- in any case, from what John has stated, the second wife, and mother of his child, is a real whackjob and he has even subpoenaed her mental health records so as use them against her in their bitter divorce court proceedings which are dragging on very slowly......... when I told him that my wife was going out to a 40th birthday party he told me to better watch out because 'that's how it starts', apparently this wife of his (now ex-wife) was searching for guys, bikies, from motorbike gangs, on some website dedicated to that, during their marriage and keeping it secret ----

actually I've been renewing this old acquaintanceship as of maybe half a year ago I guess, with an average of one phone call every two months, totalling 3 now is what I would say if questioned very seriously but of course everything is a blur now and my life and state of mind is very different to what it had been in various earlier phases of life so I just feel like i'm flowing down the stream nicely and there's a gentle breeze and everyday is more is less hunky dory so I can't reckon time very well in terms of which month something happened -- there's not much to go on.......... I told john I might go visit his mom in the mental hospital -- she was always real nice -- I remembered her that way, as real nice ---- another Croatian guy I knew (John and his mom are Croatian) -- I visited him a few times a few years ago, kind of out of charity I guess --- he was really in a lousy way in my opinion --- I tried to be nice to him but he just got sick of it and even he didn't want to be my friend! he preferred a cockroach to be his friend over me! or the owl in his backyard! so you see, nobody wants to be my friend except for my two kids! --- my wife is already too jaded with me after years of disappointment I guess, to want to really be my friend and is more like someone that just tolerates me like maybe she feels like she's doing me a favour --- it certainly won't take much for some other guy to sweep her off her feet............ my kids like me but they like anyone that sticks around their mom so if I left and grandma came along they wouldn't really miss me much and would end up forgetting me........ they're great guys though, the two of them, I regret I can't do more for them in terms of spending time, etc, but i'm just working too many hours to feel much energy


benji's viewing choices for you:

didn't you used to be staten island? interview with linda blair:  --- blair and reagen  - watch out for that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q2s-gfWswE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L9cBPJMmVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OtrZoqN-xo

or, just watch a videoclip song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khrx-zrG460

fox news presenters attend sexual assault victims of Roger ailes support groups in Manhattan

http://m.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/fox-news-presenter-gretchen-carlson-sues-ceo-roger-ailes-for-sexual-harassment-20160706-gq06ja.html




it's a typical Sunday afternoon in midtown Manhattan, a small sign, barely visible, hangs over the below street level doorway on a quiet, non descript street:


sexual assault victims of Roger ailes support group


outside bill oreilly eats a hotdog and bloviates with Peter doocy...


one hour later, a red-eyed Sean McMillan, better known by his stage name Greg Gutfeld signals to a discretely waiting ball boy sporting a Wimbledon t-shirt,


"pass me your love life there, errr, I mean a box of Kleenex..." McMillan proceeds to dab at the corners of his eyes, "I was given an unbearable choice: Listen to Tom Sullivan's show everyday, or attend a rodeo every weekend, or...."


Time slowed down, the ceiling fan slowly whirled around, outside the tinkling of an ice cream vendor van was heard. Hands went into pockets, fishing for change, some legs swizzled out of the room quietly, in search of ice cream...


"anyway," McMillan continued, "Roger just needed someone to talk to, a shoulder to cry on, we didn't do anything apart from that..."

fox news dr manny alvarez

now there's something benji can relate to: many alvarez ....


he's running a fox news extra segment about ocd (obsessive compulsive disorder) in conjunction with evil thoughts.... There's one guy who is somewhat cartoonish (think 'family guy'), in his obsessive evil thoughts: Wants to stab his girlfriend and run over random people on the street.... In light of spending various months studying Emmanuel Swedenborg's writings, here's how the cartoonish ocd guy would be explained by Swedenborg:

actually, was going to do that, but then ran across an article reminding me that Trump was good buddies with the criminal paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.........same as Bill Clinton........ that really shows you right there that Trump and Clinton are basically scumbags - guilty by association......... that's really kind of depressing ............ better off having a Jeb Bush as president than either Hilary or Trump --- such a pity, really

gym week 14, 7km

don't actually own any cigarettes at present and reluctant to buy a box. Same time nicotine levels are low so craving not too bad. Maybe will pick a half smoked butt from street, con: Hepatitis risk .


ended up finding packet of cigarettes in my locker, so smoking around three a day

family guy season 11, episode 2

peter steals all the Nielsen ratings boxes and runs tv........ this is classic family guy, a real vintage episode, swill it around in your mouth but don't swallow it, think mouthwash (pronounced: MOWF-WOSH)

how does family guy mix with bette midler?  adding o2 and stirring in a beaker til dry and crispy, you get the following result:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M38vt8JQn2k

does family guy ever go house hunting? apparently not.... youtubing family guy house hunting produces strange results but apparently no house hunting:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=family+guy+house+hunting


hold the phone, there's a documentary saying that family guy is all illuminati mind control....... plus my 3 year old kid saw bikini lap dancing watching family guy tonight (his response: 'oh my God!)..... the illuminati mind control is scary though, better insert a slamming the brakes on the freight train sound and brace for impact (as freight train slows down), maybe insert a bunny wabbit saying what's up doc? and watch this illuminati documentary and take it very seriously and maybe stop this evil spree of family guy watching, better let this documentary maker think for me, he seems to be pretty sure of himself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngUr3sDPNxc


omg seth and family guy writers, you guys planned the boston marathon bombing using satanic pseudo-destiny..... why would this illuminati documentary satan exposer lie???? unless it's nap time??? why dimmy? why you do this to me?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heQVL2u4AfQ     (y dimmy? Y?)

so according to this documentary maker, McFarlane and fellow writers kind of planned the boston bombings 29 days + beforehand..... does that mean they planned the paris massacre at the niteclub with the rock band no-one had even heard of? if so? why would they do that? -- apart from being evil satanic illuminati? and if not? why were they behind the boston marathon bombing but not the paris massacre? we need more vigilant christians (that's the name of the youtube account that produced this video) to spot enough creepy connections whilst still not being psychotic enough to be dangerous to show us the answer!

in the meantime, thank you 'vigilant Christian' from youtube for giving my family guy watching some direction for i was lost! it's time to watch the boston marathon and robin Williams episodes (of which i think there are actually two of the latter, not sure though)

ok you cannot watch turban cowboy, unless maybe you pay $3 for it, because the satanic illuminati also run all the media, media entertainment shows, journalists, fox tv, and all the media -- so it isn't just the jews but also the satanic illuminati in general ---- i thought it had something to do with karate kid 2, like he has that new technique where he is kind of rubbing stuff with his elbows like sweep the mantelpiece with your elbows but that's why i just drive a bus n' stuff

so let's just try to watch the robin Williams episode and see if the family guy writers in cahoots with the satanic illuminati media were to blame for that too...........

you can catch about 7  minutes of it here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSM8sahpqi0

peter does a peewee herman like laugh so it begs the question is peewee herman directly referenced in family guy.... yes, apparently there are three references, obsoib:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI20zHm23WI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GN_juATOQc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDBmkJmuj7k


ok apparently youtubing family guy and my little pony reveals that family guy have not actively sought to enfranchise the my little pony franchise at all, maybe for legal reasons or lack of interest, however, there is a very cool website that makes replicas of street fighter styled video arcade  games where you can see peter griffin fight a my little pony:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iOeOSMe54I

this is pretty cool too it's master shake from aqua teen hunger force vs cartman from south park:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGyDkawyKHk

family guy season 11, episode 2

peter steals all the Nielsen ratings boxes and runs tv........ this is classic family guy, a real vintage episode, swill it around in your mouth but don't swallow it, think mouthwash (pronounced: MOWF-WOSH)

how does family guy mix with bette midler?  adding o2 and stirring in a beaker til dry and crispy, you get the following result:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M38vt8JQn2k

does family guy ever go house hunting? apparently not.... youtubing family guy house hunting produces strange results but apparently no house hunting:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=family+guy+house+hunting


hold the phone, there's a documentary saying that family guy is all illuminati mind control....... plus my 3 year old kid saw bikini lap dancing watching family guy tonight (his response: 'oh my God!)..... the illuminati mind control is scary though, better insert a slamming the brakes on the freight train sound and brace for impact (as freight train slows down), maybe insert a bunny wabbit saying what's up doc? and watch this illuminati documentary and take it very seriously and maybe stop this evil spree of family guy watching, better let this documentary maker think for me, he seems to be pretty sure of himself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngUr3sDPNxc


omg seth and family guy writers, you guys planned the boston marathon bombing using satanic pseudo-destiny..... why would this illuminati documentary satan exposer lie???? unless it's nap time??? why dimmy? why you do this to me?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heQVL2u4AfQ     (y dimmy? Y?)

so according to this documentary maker, McFarlane and fellow writers kind of planned the boston bombings 29 days + beforehand..... does that mean they planned the paris massacre at the niteclub with the rock band no-one had even heard of? if so? why would they do that? -- apart from being evil satanic illuminati? and if not? why were they behind the boston marathon bombing but not the paris massacre? we need more vigilant christians (that's the name of the youtube account that produced this video) to spot enough creepy connections whilst still not being psychotic enough to be dangerous to show us the answer!

in the meantime, thank you 'vigilant Christian' from youtube for giving my family guy watching some direction for i was lost! it's time to watch the boston marathon and robin Williams episodes (of which i think there are actually two of the latter, not sure though)

ok you cannot watch turban cowboy, unless maybe you pay $3 for it, because the satanic illuminati also run all the media, media entertainment shows, journalists, fox tv, and all the media -- so it isn't just the jews but also the satanic illuminati in general ---- i thought it had something to do with karate kid 2, like he has that new technique where he is kind of rubbing stuff with his elbows like sweep the mantelpiece with your elbows but that's why i just drive a bus n' stuff

so let's just try to watch the robin Williams episode and see if the family guy writers in cahoots with the satanic illuminati media were to blame for that too...........

you can catch about 7  minutes of it here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSM8sahpqi0

peter does a peewee herman like laugh so it begs the question is peewee herman directly referenced in family guy.... yes, apparently there are three references, obsoib:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI20zHm23WI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GN_juATOQc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDBmkJmuj7k

family guy season 11, episode 2

peter steals all the Nielsen ratings boxes and runs tv........ this is classic family guy, a real vintage episode, swill it around in your mouth but don't swallow it, think mouthwash (pronounced: MOWF-WOSH)

how does family guy mix with bette midler?  adding o2 and stirring in a beaker til dry and crispy, you get the following result:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M38vt8JQn2k

does family guy ever go house hunting? apparently not.... youtubing family guy house hunting produces strange results but apparently no house hunting:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=family+guy+house+hunting


hold the phone, there's a documentary saying that family guy is all illuminati mind control....... plus my 3 year old kid saw bikini lap dancing watching family guy tonight (his response: 'oh my God!)..... the illuminati mind control is scary though, better insert a slamming the brakes on the freight train sound and brace for impact (as freight train slows down), maybe insert a bunny wabbit saying what's up doc? and watch this illuminati documentary and take it very seriously and maybe stop this evil spree of family guy watching, better let this documentary maker think for me, he seems to be pretty sure of himself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngUr3sDPNxc


omg seth and family guy writers, you guys planned the boston marathon bombing using satanic pseudo-destiny..... why would this illuminati documentary satan exposer lie???? unless it's nap time??? why dimmy? why you do this to me?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heQVL2u4AfQ     (y dimmy? Y?

family guy, season 13 - time machine

ernest hemingway suicides after listening to brian, as do others

American dad, rollerderby, steve is a guy, claw machine keeps iPhone box full of poop

American dod, poltergeist, features mousetrap board game, I  used to have one of those!! had totally forgotten about it (because it wasn't important)

can you imagine travelling in stewie's time machine to medieval times and being the groom of the stool for the family guy writers (like all of them), oh to dream, insert wavy effect and harp music and the middle brady kid, male - whatever his name was


                       

If you think your job is bad, just be grateful you aren’t the “Groom of the King’s Close Stool.” This position carried the responsibility of following the king around with his portable commode and washing instruments. The groomsman assisted the king with his personal business and the, um, cleaning afterwards.
It may sound like the least respectable position in the court, but it was actually a coveted role given to the sons of nobility. The Groom of the Stool was often one of the king’s most trusted advisors and confidantes due to the nature of his position.

check this out, Russian ice hockey player signs up with Canadian ice hockey team? seems normal right? they're both icy cold nations in the winter with plenty of ice to skate on, well turns out the mounties are nervous and posting extra horses nearby just in case, Canada's prime minister trudeau is said to be nervous and giving the mounties real bullets and real guns just in case something funny happens -- just sayin'

• Russia's Radulov joins Canadiens as free agency opens

family guy, season 13 - time machine

ernest hemingway suicides after listening to brian, as do others

American dad, rollerderby, steve is a guy, claw machine keeps iPhone box full of poop

American dod, poltergeist, features mousetrap board game, I  used to have one of those!! had totally forgotten about it (because it wasn't important)

family guy: season 13 - liam nielson; season 11 - time machine - episode 4?

look at this air force colonel, he's in charge of all kinds of satellites, like all of them:

https://www.rt.com/usa/348949-colonel-wants-adultery-charges-dropped/

he's worse than a high school footballer when it comes to rape and date rape

he'll get a slap on the wrist


the 9 guys that got kidnapped by the Iranians are going to get punished! for being kidnapped!

that's crazy messed up



now caitlan jenner is allowed to join the u.s. military, as a woman............. does all this seem right?

from 3-5 American babies already born with zika virus, unclear if they were anchor babies from commie chinese that flew out just to give birth then ran back to communist china at first instance --- regardless, does that look like a good place to have the Olympics? in brazil??? they should be cancelled, it's going to be a total nightmare, people flying that shit around the world like the French Canadian air steward that spread peter's letter from Africa around everywhere --- just horrible

morgan freeman's still alive:

https://www.rt.com/shows/larry-king-now/335606-larry-king-morgan-freeman/

I just couldn't believe the first time I went to Amsterdam, like when I was 16, there was some big public square and all the men were just pissing on some wall there, it totally stank like piss.... sometimes you would smell that in madrid too around the malasana area (too much outdoor pissing), that was surprising to see that in such a civilized place as Amsterdam though -- and all the men kiss eachother two or three times on the cheek when they say hello -- that's also strange maybe............ zika looks bad, just look at that baby........ probably Amsterdam is full of muslims these days