we went on the road and asked different people:
ISIS terrorist, alive enough to murder or rape but too old to be touring?
right right
then we asked this random florist: Too old to be touring, Madonna?
omg, she's still alive? Is that coz of cryogenics, sorry I've been really busy and out of the loop
then we asked this old age home owner: Madonna too old to tour?
my finances are in good order, there are no dead bodies under the petunias! Oh wait, Madonna? She's still alive? Wow
can you imagine hanging out with Madonna? She'd be saying 'kiss my twat' all the time and have two giant black security guards Heinz and Borsh hovering around and she'd be saying 'seize him, have him removed!' All the time. Can you imagine inviting her to your kid's birthday party? Some kid would be kissing her twat while Heinz and Borsh are evicting kids. There'd be tears and frantic parents. It's better for her just to have her own concerts and undress her fans.
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