Tuesday, June 30, 2015
NCIS review
same old story: Writers should be chosen from homeless shelters, dementia wards, etc..... Not pitched AT them .... NCIS writers: Caca! That's Spanish for crap! As Donald trump would say: They're rapists! Raping our intelligence!
other noteworthy news, just did an oil change on the Holden commodore.... 213,225 km on the clock, more or less.... And Chris Christie announces his "run" (puff, puff).... Conan, Fallon, Kimmel, regulators! Mount up! Insert fat jokes here: ---->
btw, you were really onto something NCIS writers with the gremlin talk, you should most definitely elaborate on that, maybe more pseudo sciencecy stuff about hacking and electronic circuits and even photon circuits which is a whole new field in physics in development. Also try visiting more dementia wards and homeless shelters since you won't recruit writers from there, you might get some ideas. Also consider spending a week or so on a giant potato farm in Idaho... That's a giant farm, not giant potatoes we're talking about.
saw latest minion movie, that was very entertaining, minions are funny. Are they meant to be eu citizens or communist Chinese? It's cool how they talk in French or Spanish some of the time.
other noteworthy news, just did an oil change on the Holden commodore.... 213,225 km on the clock, more or less.... And Chris Christie announces his "run" (puff, puff).... Conan, Fallon, Kimmel, regulators! Mount up! Insert fat jokes here: ---->
btw, you were really onto something NCIS writers with the gremlin talk, you should most definitely elaborate on that, maybe more pseudo sciencecy stuff about hacking and electronic circuits and even photon circuits which is a whole new field in physics in development. Also try visiting more dementia wards and homeless shelters since you won't recruit writers from there, you might get some ideas. Also consider spending a week or so on a giant potato farm in Idaho... That's a giant farm, not giant potatoes we're talking about.
saw latest minion movie, that was very entertaining, minions are funny. Are they meant to be eu citizens or communist Chinese? It's cool how they talk in French or Spanish some of the time.
Monday, June 29, 2015
check in with big bang again / family guy
sheldon goes to a tailor called morris.........astronaut vying with howard..... women of sheldon and howard catfighting --- disagreements over parking spots
family guy -- keeping those knees high, excellent dribbling....... meg has crush on policeman that can't ride a skateboard........ old guys fight extremely slowly
finally figured out how to control sound/volume on various tracks on adobe premiere....... making a little movie project with taylor swift song and skateboarding edits.........might use policeman guy from family guy in it........
presidential race: carson is apparently moving up the pack.......fiorina could still be a dark horse though.... we'll see....... situation with greece does not look overly promising.... should be interesting - could get crazy somewhat/ crazy lite
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
random checking in with big bang theory
sheldon likens himself to gandalf the grey fighting the balrog..........he was exactly right......... just picture some chinese guy chewing his rice with his mouth open and looking very chinese and saying, dui dui (chinese for correct).........
how come none of those bitches have a baby yet on that stupid show anyway? probably coz it would be white-supremacist of them since there are no yellow, black or wet-necked ppl on their crummy show anyway - not to mention red people or red-skinned people but not red-necked exclusively with white bodies apart from the rednecks but rednecks with red faces and red bodies (amerindian community 'folk' - to use a german word which hopefully will not be confused with germany's unfortunately recent nazi history)
Monday, June 22, 2015
confederate flag
http://news.yahoo.com/mississippi-tennessee-debate-future-confederate-symbols-000645478.html?.b=index&.cf3=Jumbotron&.cf4=1&.cf5=Associated+Press&.cf6=%2F
hey so if they change that flag, remove it, and reconfigure some busts, shouldn't they scrap some affirmative actions? Because affirmative actions for blacks possibly leads to discrimination to Hispanics, right?
hey so if they change that flag, remove it, and reconfigure some busts, shouldn't they scrap some affirmative actions? Because affirmative actions for blacks possibly leads to discrimination to Hispanics, right?
Sunday, June 21, 2015
u.s. presidential contenders all bitches
the republicans are so pathetic, they can't even bust up their tight knit little group to say something -- it looks like they are a bunch of pitiful sheep corralled by the bitch arse left wing media that all wants clinton elected.... since they're all a bunch of cowards, too scared to say anything that might subtract from their 401k.... Benji, a man of principle, will tell you how it is
first of all, the Cotton guy from the NRA is absolutely 100% correct, if some of the folks in that church had voted in favor of carry concealed weapon in a church or school, instead of voting it down, they might actually have a gun to defend someone there........also, it's not an unreasonable search and seizure, in the constitution, to pat people down before they go into church.......... if black people are only going to go to a church because it's full of black people then it's un-christian since the christian principle is to love your enemy, and not worry so much about loving your friends.......the cotton has nothing to apologize for at all
fiorina........says the flag symbolizes racial hate........turns out she must be a fucking idiot after all.......my mistake.......... the chinese flag is a symbol of slavery.....we don't burn it........ we haven't abolished slavery.........we laugh like pigs at the trough while some bitch arse slave in china makes us our plastic trinkets and then eats a bug.......... i know because i have lived and slept cheek by jowl with such people.......fuck fiorina.............what jeb bush says is bullshit too, why should those south carolinians be ashamed of their history? why should they have to hide their flag away? noone tells the naacp they have to hide their flag
just fucking wall to wall idiots everywhere you look........... hilary clinton is a street-walking woman of the night..........she needs to go put some slutarse lippy (lipstick) on and go stand out with the traffic
fuck all of you bitches
Saturday, June 20, 2015
Clinton grabs a headline
http://news.yahoo.com/clinton-calls-common-sense-gun-control-decries-racism-172239563--politics.html?.b=index&.cf3=Jumbotron&.cf4=3&.cf5=Associated+Press&.cf6=%2F
where's Fiorina? She should be rebutting Clinton publicly! Did you see that guy in graz, Austria? He didn't need a gun! Neither did 9/11 bombers or the Oklahoma bombers! Plus the shooter wasn't mentally ill to stop him having a gun. Her arguments suck!
why doesn't her party allow Hispanics to migrate to America unless it's illegally? Is she some kind of northern European supremacist?
why aren't republican presidential aspirants coming forward and speaking up??
where's Fiorina? She should be rebutting Clinton publicly! Did you see that guy in graz, Austria? He didn't need a gun! Neither did 9/11 bombers or the Oklahoma bombers! Plus the shooter wasn't mentally ill to stop him having a gun. Her arguments suck!
why doesn't her party allow Hispanics to migrate to America unless it's illegally? Is she some kind of northern European supremacist?
why aren't republican presidential aspirants coming forward and speaking up??
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
waiting for carlee fiorina
internet super low until 27th june -- so can't afford to stream brainwashing fox news radio........ still checking headlines on yahoo news..... from reuters, ap, etc..... newsflash: there's nothing about carlee.... all i have to look at is a picture of my kid, scarlet......... somehow, i wanted more........ can't she pick up a bat and take a swing at something? tapping toes, waiting
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Saturday, June 13, 2015
got the x-box back online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xN8BaqbAd0 computer gamez
was missing the cable, cost $7 -- that's the original model x-box -- just bought a football game for it for $2
how wow! just downloaded the new taylor swift song 'bad blood' with the idea of making a video-clip/montage to it (which i will) after hearing it on the radio a little lately real loud...... that's a very impressive video clip they've made there! nice one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqTspmp7aqw&feature=youtu.be (watching modern family)
was missing the cable, cost $7 -- that's the original model x-box -- just bought a football game for it for $2
how wow! just downloaded the new taylor swift song 'bad blood' with the idea of making a video-clip/montage to it (which i will) after hearing it on the radio a little lately real loud...... that's a very impressive video clip they've made there! nice one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqTspmp7aqw&feature=youtu.be (watching modern family)
Friday, June 12, 2015
women
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3097126/Meet-new-Human-Barbie-26-year-old-Russian-parents-choose-clothes-refuse-let-date-alone.html
read this story about the Russian human Barbie. She's 26 and still lives with her parents. Her eggs are ripe for fertilization. Despite their pretended differences, you never saw two peas in a pod like the Americans and Russians. Strong, large and proud nations (with a notable NORTHERN EUROPEAN strand of DNA), the freedoms they afford their women are utterly unknown to the Muslim world and only new to China since less than twenty years ago, I reckon. Strangely, china is proof that with freedom and wealth comes marital and family breakdown (divorce). This has been the case with Americans and Russians for decades now.
btw, Carli Fiorina was sounding well on Brett Bauer show. But she needs to book outside fox news' incestuous circle. Colmes said he's invited her to his radio show but she won't go. She should go everywhere and get exposed. Cbs this morning, etc. And not pigeonhole herself overly with her HP experience. She definitely seems knowledgeable, that's for sure. Doing a 'giro' somewhere outside America like Bush just did also advisable.
Maybe go to san Francisco and shmooze there. It'd be interesting to see Couric interview Fiorina.
read this story about the Russian human Barbie. She's 26 and still lives with her parents. Her eggs are ripe for fertilization. Despite their pretended differences, you never saw two peas in a pod like the Americans and Russians. Strong, large and proud nations (with a notable NORTHERN EUROPEAN strand of DNA), the freedoms they afford their women are utterly unknown to the Muslim world and only new to China since less than twenty years ago, I reckon. Strangely, china is proof that with freedom and wealth comes marital and family breakdown (divorce). This has been the case with Americans and Russians for decades now.
btw, Carli Fiorina was sounding well on Brett Bauer show. But she needs to book outside fox news' incestuous circle. Colmes said he's invited her to his radio show but she won't go. She should go everywhere and get exposed. Cbs this morning, etc. And not pigeonhole herself overly with her HP experience. She definitely seems knowledgeable, that's for sure. Doing a 'giro' somewhere outside America like Bush just did also advisable.
Maybe go to san Francisco and shmooze there. It'd be interesting to see Couric interview Fiorina.
Thursday, June 11, 2015
Iraq war watch
General Dempsey in Italy says:
"Using Taqaddum gives us access to more of the tribes that are willing to stand against ISIL," Dempsey said, using an acronym for Islamic State.
Dempsey said he expected Sunni tribes would represent a "holding force" to control territory seized in Anbar and would protect the flanks of the Iraqi security forces as they advance.
He expressed confidence that the latest
deployments to Taqaddum would help advance Iraq's military
campaign against Islamic State, but that the real test was whether Iraq's government could mend a sectarian
rift between Sunni and Shi'ite Muslims.
"The game changers are going to have to come from the Iraqi government themselves," he said.
this kind of sounds like bunk. Also, the general rhetoric from fox news, come on you stupid, lazy war weary after twelve years of war widows and widowers, don't run away from a truck bomb controlled by a suicide bomber used to penetrate a heavily defended area. Grotesque beyond bunk. Out of touch.
"Using Taqaddum gives us access to more of the tribes that are willing to stand against ISIL," Dempsey said, using an acronym for Islamic State.
Dempsey said he expected Sunni tribes would represent a "holding force" to control territory seized in Anbar and would protect the flanks of the Iraqi security forces as they advance.
He expressed confidence that the latest
deployments to Taqaddum would help advance Iraq's military
campaign against Islamic State, but that the real test was whether Iraq's government could mend a sectarian
rift between Sunni and Shi'ite Muslims.
"The game changers are going to have to come from the Iraqi government themselves," he said.
this kind of sounds like bunk. Also, the general rhetoric from fox news, come on you stupid, lazy war weary after twelve years of war widows and widowers, don't run away from a truck bomb controlled by a suicide bomber used to penetrate a heavily defended area. Grotesque beyond bunk. Out of touch.
Washington post article about iggy azalea
http://www.msn.com/en-au/entertainment/music/from-%e2%80%98fancy%e2%80%99-to-a-canceled-tour-a-breakdown-of-iggy-azalea%e2%80%99s-demise/ar-BBkWpkR
when you think of journalist, would you think of 'pissy-degree holder in potheadism", "entrepreneur", "total wizard," "super genius". Thankfully, if you're too dumb to know the answer, Benji is here to tell you the answer (pissy degree holder who was given a choice to live life or crouch into a ball in the corner with a pen and paper).
freundens, Benji couldn't give a tuppence if iggy is a real rapper or a barbie doll rapper. Most rappers are vain and imbecilic potsmoking African Americans who drink too much soda. But now is the time to bash journalists. Not journalists that actually know something about finance and write about it, or the occasional journalist that comes along and knows something about history and war, etc (fairly rare). Journalists are little plastic bitches, like sixteen year old schoolgirls prattling along on the phone all day. "is it ok for me to wear yellow today? Better check with heather, she's the boss!".... "better not say anything bad about Greg! If he decides to get gender reassignment surgery I'll look misogynistic in hindsight - atheist heaven forbid!".... "can't wait to spend all day smelling the politico's farts so I can get to play my great role in helping her traffic power all year."
journalists! If you give me a good hotel and a doggie bag I'll do a great PR fluff piece for you"!
journalists! The scum of the earth! Go and youtube wartman in Indonesia, the walking human wart. Fingers crossed you too become wart people, journalists!
fie on journalists! A pox on them! Fuckers.
and guess what pretentious, verbose Washington post douche, she's all over the buses here in Sydney and we're all coming in our pants (in the indicative, non-transitive sense), so we're not complaining coz she looks hot in black leggings buddy
when you think of journalist, would you think of 'pissy-degree holder in potheadism", "entrepreneur", "total wizard," "super genius". Thankfully, if you're too dumb to know the answer, Benji is here to tell you the answer (pissy degree holder who was given a choice to live life or crouch into a ball in the corner with a pen and paper).
freundens, Benji couldn't give a tuppence if iggy is a real rapper or a barbie doll rapper. Most rappers are vain and imbecilic potsmoking African Americans who drink too much soda. But now is the time to bash journalists. Not journalists that actually know something about finance and write about it, or the occasional journalist that comes along and knows something about history and war, etc (fairly rare). Journalists are little plastic bitches, like sixteen year old schoolgirls prattling along on the phone all day. "is it ok for me to wear yellow today? Better check with heather, she's the boss!".... "better not say anything bad about Greg! If he decides to get gender reassignment surgery I'll look misogynistic in hindsight - atheist heaven forbid!".... "can't wait to spend all day smelling the politico's farts so I can get to play my great role in helping her traffic power all year."
journalists! If you give me a good hotel and a doggie bag I'll do a great PR fluff piece for you"!
journalists! The scum of the earth! Go and youtube wartman in Indonesia, the walking human wart. Fingers crossed you too become wart people, journalists!
fie on journalists! A pox on them! Fuckers.
and guess what pretentious, verbose Washington post douche, she's all over the buses here in Sydney and we're all coming in our pants (in the indicative, non-transitive sense), so we're not complaining coz she looks hot in black leggings buddy
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
reimagining Christianity 101, part 2
economics:
did you know by 2016 the top 1% (approx
1645 billionaires, et al), will control 50% of the world's wealth? There's only 600 billion u.s. Dollars in circulation but 18 trillion in debt to the federal reserve.
Niger in Africa is one of the world's poorest countries. To what extent is this due to greedy, exploiting capitalists and to what extent is it just Niger's own fault?
http://www.economist.com/news/middle-east-and-africa/21612239-runaway-birth-rates-are-disaster-population-explosion
how could your newly minted Jesus (e.g., Seth McFarlane) save Africa? The birthrate in Africa is 7.6 children in Niger. Poverty and starvation are common. No black American rappers have run to Niger's aid, instead preferring Bentleys. By 2050 or so, Africa's population is projected to explode into poverty and bigger numbers than the European Union (500 million people constituting 24% of global wealth). The EU fertility rate is a meagre 2.1 or so and highly dependent on Muslim and african immigration to sustain this rate.
in your newly imagined religion, how would your messiah view birth control and abortion? Is your messiah pro-life when that life constitutes a misery of starvation and an expanding cycle of population growth without economic growth.
what kind of a relationship would your messiah have with Keanu reeves, if any?
part of Niger's very many problems are polygamous marriages feeding in to a high birthrate and general poverty. Will your messiah be pro gay marriage? and if so, pro polygamous marriage after that? Why, why not?
how might legalized polygamy change life in the United states of Americans? And how can the supreme court of America not support legalizing polygamy after legalizing gay marriage.
imagine a wedding for your messiah, it might take place in the present in Arkansas and be a gay wedding. Or perhaps in the future and be polygamous (or even include a monkey in 2150!). Will it be in Utah and be same sex or multi-sexual/bi-sexual? Will your bride or groom messiah be marrying anyone from the trans-gender community during their polygamous marriage vows? If your bride / groom will also be marrying an animal, how will the language barrier be overcome, in a culturally sensitive way? (e.g., dogs shouldn't bark loudly around those with sensitive hearing, cats shouldn't be provided with scratching posts if this could trigger a post traumatic stress disorder in an attending war veteran or victim of mutilation).
note, this component constitutes the remaining 70-50% of course criteria.
did you know by 2016 the top 1% (approx
1645 billionaires, et al), will control 50% of the world's wealth? There's only 600 billion u.s. Dollars in circulation but 18 trillion in debt to the federal reserve.
Niger in Africa is one of the world's poorest countries. To what extent is this due to greedy, exploiting capitalists and to what extent is it just Niger's own fault?
http://www.economist.com/news/middle-east-and-africa/21612239-runaway-birth-rates-are-disaster-population-explosion
how could your newly minted Jesus (e.g., Seth McFarlane) save Africa? The birthrate in Africa is 7.6 children in Niger. Poverty and starvation are common. No black American rappers have run to Niger's aid, instead preferring Bentleys. By 2050 or so, Africa's population is projected to explode into poverty and bigger numbers than the European Union (500 million people constituting 24% of global wealth). The EU fertility rate is a meagre 2.1 or so and highly dependent on Muslim and african immigration to sustain this rate.
in your newly imagined religion, how would your messiah view birth control and abortion? Is your messiah pro-life when that life constitutes a misery of starvation and an expanding cycle of population growth without economic growth.
what kind of a relationship would your messiah have with Keanu reeves, if any?
part of Niger's very many problems are polygamous marriages feeding in to a high birthrate and general poverty. Will your messiah be pro gay marriage? and if so, pro polygamous marriage after that? Why, why not?
how might legalized polygamy change life in the United states of Americans? And how can the supreme court of America not support legalizing polygamy after legalizing gay marriage.
imagine a wedding for your messiah, it might take place in the present in Arkansas and be a gay wedding. Or perhaps in the future and be polygamous (or even include a monkey in 2150!). Will it be in Utah and be same sex or multi-sexual/bi-sexual? Will your bride or groom messiah be marrying anyone from the trans-gender community during their polygamous marriage vows? If your bride / groom will also be marrying an animal, how will the language barrier be overcome, in a culturally sensitive way? (e.g., dogs shouldn't bark loudly around those with sensitive hearing, cats shouldn't be provided with scratching posts if this could trigger a post traumatic stress disorder in an attending war veteran or victim of mutilation).
note, this component constitutes the remaining 70-50% of course criteria.
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
re-imagining christianity 101 with benji........course cost, approx. equivalent to twenty pounds of marijuana, to be paid later, in a decade or so, with interest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
syllabus:
imagine you are God....... reinvent the Christian mythology by choosing your own son or daughter to be divinely conceived and choose a transgender female that was once male or just any regular non transgender female (RNTF) to divinely impregnate through your Divine Will
e.g., you choose seth mcfarlane (family guy creator) to be your son with whom you are 'well-pleased'...... choose a mother for Him, to divinely conceive as a young youth (e.g., A fifteen year old savannah guthrie or transgender caitlan the former guy husband of the kardashian momma)
choose some miracles for your prodigy to perform: e.g., granting linkin park one last hit song...... hitting home runs from yankee stadium..... getting jerry seinfeld a new tv show, etc......... making roseanne barr less food-obsessed....... getting someone from san francisco interested in something that's not a bunch of malarkey, etc.... getting moslems to hug eachother and debate things out inside of truck bombing eachother
instead of a holy ghost as a dove, you might have it manifest as a box of pizza, and so forth
paper must be from 1500-2000 words, typed in double spaced, double-lined paragraphs, constituting 30-50% of overall assessment for a total of four (4) course credits.
syllabus:
imagine you are God....... reinvent the Christian mythology by choosing your own son or daughter to be divinely conceived and choose a transgender female that was once male or just any regular non transgender female (RNTF) to divinely impregnate through your Divine Will
e.g., you choose seth mcfarlane (family guy creator) to be your son with whom you are 'well-pleased'...... choose a mother for Him, to divinely conceive as a young youth (e.g., A fifteen year old savannah guthrie or transgender caitlan the former guy husband of the kardashian momma)
choose some miracles for your prodigy to perform: e.g., granting linkin park one last hit song...... hitting home runs from yankee stadium..... getting jerry seinfeld a new tv show, etc......... making roseanne barr less food-obsessed....... getting someone from san francisco interested in something that's not a bunch of malarkey, etc.... getting moslems to hug eachother and debate things out inside of truck bombing eachother
instead of a holy ghost as a dove, you might have it manifest as a box of pizza, and so forth
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| "This is my son with whom i am well-pleased," God said. |
paper must be from 1500-2000 words, typed in double spaced, double-lined paragraphs, constituting 30-50% of overall assessment for a total of four (4) course credits.
picking up NBC with a 12 hour delay
that was guthrie we were just referring too before falling asleep...... now they're about to come with an uber for everything story and might be able to catch some of that after having a morning shower during commercial break...........uber has utterly raped, pillaged and destroyed the taxi industry in sydney.... i even got a letter back from one of our politician/civil servants about it...... normally they never write back to citizens, despite the fact we have the highest ratio of politician to citizen in the world.......normally you just get an automatic response saying 'your message has been received' and never get anything after that
phew, better slow down!
that was a veritable raft of postings and a rollercoaster of emotions! Better slow down like the old dancing guy in one flew over the cuckoos nest movie or might end up springing a loose screw like that crazy bitch from gma or Today show or whatever that had to watch that movie 50 shades of turd over and over again
can the lesbian do-gooders of NPR be made happy by anything?
yes. It would involve watching barrack obama being put to sleep like a child by angela merkel with a bottle of milk and a storybook about the workers proletariat uprising of the eoropean union. Said NPR lesbians (male or female as to say a lesbian must be female is gender discrimination) would achieve happiness by witnessing this sight.
comedian jim gaffigan on Glen Becky show
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Gaffigan
can you count to zero? Great. Now you know how much of benjis attention and time has been wasted by the insignificant sputterer jim gaffigan. Stay invisible and insignificant jim. Bravo. Continue your hurtling towards anti-matter nothingness Jim, like so many CERN quarks, before the Cosmos finally silences you with tongue cancer you jabbering imbecile! Maybe someone won't even notice the onset of dementia if cancer overlooks you! Hugs
oh and Glen, fuck your sponsors Goldline. Fuck them! Stick them up your arse.
this is going to sound random and strange, but does anyone remember the arsehole boss guy in the movie 9 to 5? The one with dolly parton? Does anyone know who does his hair?
sorry to digress, Jim's new Indian name shall heretoforth be 'he who can challenge a gnat or two but nothing greater"
can you count to zero? Great. Now you know how much of benjis attention and time has been wasted by the insignificant sputterer jim gaffigan. Stay invisible and insignificant jim. Bravo. Continue your hurtling towards anti-matter nothingness Jim, like so many CERN quarks, before the Cosmos finally silences you with tongue cancer you jabbering imbecile! Maybe someone won't even notice the onset of dementia if cancer overlooks you! Hugs
oh and Glen, fuck your sponsors Goldline. Fuck them! Stick them up your arse.
this is going to sound random and strange, but does anyone remember the arsehole boss guy in the movie 9 to 5? The one with dolly parton? Does anyone know who does his hair?
sorry to digress, Jim's new Indian name shall heretoforth be 'he who can challenge a gnat or two but nothing greater"
hollywoun't?
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3079380/reviews?ref_=m_tt_urv#showAll
check out these reviews for new to the cinema"spy" comedy movie. Ouch! Here's an idea: Go tell the scientologists McFarlane is working on an anti-scientology family guy. Predictably, they'll steal McFarlane's writers' material. Then point at the black panthers and say, "they hate white scientologists". Quickly snatch McFarlane's files while the eager but foolhardy Scientologists rush to their death.
next, study McFarlane's writers' notes, then go to the nearest back alley or Conan Obrien's writers' HQ and recruit some writers nearest the nearest dumpster. Have them rework the original material, then get it shelved for two or three years, taken off the shelf, dusted off, coughed on, sent to the British museum then finally rediscovered by that short guy in the movie "ten". Have him show it to his therapist who is friends with John Travolta's gardener.
actually, just avoid going to the cinema.
check out these reviews for new to the cinema"spy" comedy movie. Ouch! Here's an idea: Go tell the scientologists McFarlane is working on an anti-scientology family guy. Predictably, they'll steal McFarlane's writers' material. Then point at the black panthers and say, "they hate white scientologists". Quickly snatch McFarlane's files while the eager but foolhardy Scientologists rush to their death.
next, study McFarlane's writers' notes, then go to the nearest back alley or Conan Obrien's writers' HQ and recruit some writers nearest the nearest dumpster. Have them rework the original material, then get it shelved for two or three years, taken off the shelf, dusted off, coughed on, sent to the British museum then finally rediscovered by that short guy in the movie "ten". Have him show it to his therapist who is friends with John Travolta's gardener.
actually, just avoid going to the cinema.
the two azalea rappers / letter to pop - a pen dicks
heard azalea banks and iggy azalea rap before? Me neither
ever held a dildo to your head and listened to it vibrate? Me too.
anyway, did some reading on iggy azalea and azalea banks (no relation), both are competitors in the lucrative winner take all u.s rap music market
Just taking a dump in a fancy hotel. Anyway, iggy is born and raised in Australia until she went to America at age 16 to become a rapper if you can believe wikipedia. There's a giant billboard of her looking smoking hot across the road from my alma mater on Broadway by Chinatown here in Sydney. Apparently she apologized to banks after"trivializing" the pain and suffering of African Americans (poor old African Americans!).
banks doesn't like that she can't say "faggot" (unless talking about a tree branch I guess) but it's ok for gay men to be violently misogynistic by referring to women as "bitches". Also banks said her mom used to hit her in the head with a baseball bat (a pseudo faggot) when she was a kid (can anyone say 'psycho'?), before she left home at age fourteen.
great poop. Anyway banks says surviving descendents of plantation owners should pay reparations to black people (African Americans) which should total 100 trillion dollars (possibly with taxpayer subsidies.
if they do get paid out they'll have money to pay reparations to all the poor white eastern European guys they inevitably bully and beat up in America. Crackers should get their arses kicked and get punched in the face says the angry Banks.
oh and finally, according to banks it's phoney for iggy to sing like a black bitch but fine for banks to sing in Spanish. (I guess coz Spanish speaking people can't ever suffer or be victimized, only black people can, but not Indians or anyone else with black skin, just African Americans, they're the only people in the whole wide world who can suffer and they're always perfect innocent little victims just like poor old black Jesus up on his little old cross, Heaven bless him! Oh those poor black African American victims! Are you ok poor old Oprah you poor little suffering thing? Would you like some free dental work? Open wide!)
in conclusion, pop, am working on an air guitar solo you are going to be so proud of, picture pooty tang's hit song, the silent one. It's almost ready.
ever held a dildo to your head and listened to it vibrate? Me too.
anyway, did some reading on iggy azalea and azalea banks (no relation), both are competitors in the lucrative winner take all u.s rap music market
Just taking a dump in a fancy hotel. Anyway, iggy is born and raised in Australia until she went to America at age 16 to become a rapper if you can believe wikipedia. There's a giant billboard of her looking smoking hot across the road from my alma mater on Broadway by Chinatown here in Sydney. Apparently she apologized to banks after"trivializing" the pain and suffering of African Americans (poor old African Americans!).
banks doesn't like that she can't say "faggot" (unless talking about a tree branch I guess) but it's ok for gay men to be violently misogynistic by referring to women as "bitches". Also banks said her mom used to hit her in the head with a baseball bat (a pseudo faggot) when she was a kid (can anyone say 'psycho'?), before she left home at age fourteen.
great poop. Anyway banks says surviving descendents of plantation owners should pay reparations to black people (African Americans) which should total 100 trillion dollars (possibly with taxpayer subsidies.
if they do get paid out they'll have money to pay reparations to all the poor white eastern European guys they inevitably bully and beat up in America. Crackers should get their arses kicked and get punched in the face says the angry Banks.
oh and finally, according to banks it's phoney for iggy to sing like a black bitch but fine for banks to sing in Spanish. (I guess coz Spanish speaking people can't ever suffer or be victimized, only black people can, but not Indians or anyone else with black skin, just African Americans, they're the only people in the whole wide world who can suffer and they're always perfect innocent little victims just like poor old black Jesus up on his little old cross, Heaven bless him! Oh those poor black African American victims! Are you ok poor old Oprah you poor little suffering thing? Would you like some free dental work? Open wide!)
in conclusion, pop, am working on an air guitar solo you are going to be so proud of, picture pooty tang's hit song, the silent one. It's almost ready.
Monday, June 8, 2015
time for a laugh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeFqVtFCJEk
hey kids.... what a great day at taronga zoo today, scene of aforementioned dingo shots (the enclosure closed some years ago now though).......... we (my family - wifi/scarlet&alex and moi) stepped in to the bird show (photo above - scarlet still doesn't step though) -- the coolest thing -- the bird trainer (in photo foreground, that's the harbor in the background) calls out for 'dragon' to come on down and on cue some kind of owl drop glides in from some tree off rear audience left stage to perform more dopey tricks centre stage --- that was beautiful
ok so wasn't going to mention the following anecdote, but look what tim roth, gerard depardieu and some other dummie have concocted (whimsical):
http://m.smh.com.au/entertainment/movies/fifa-scores-an-own-goal-at-the-movies-with-unwatchable-united-passions-starring-tim-roth-as-sepp-blatter-20150608-ghitmf.html
this brings to mind another memory of my father..... he was extremely enamored with a couple of english comedy shows: fawlty towers (with john cleese) and 'keeping up appearances' which is about some kind of middle class english lady who is very pretentious, pompous and stupid and wants to appear to be upper middle class or even upper class....she is extremely embarrassed by her working class sister and her mate otto........not to mention her neighbors, the anglican vicar and his wife (hey at least those anglican priests are allowed to marry!) also don't like her.........it's quite a funny show, both of them are, however, to see my father's biological reaction to these shows is something else, and really showed me what kind of an anglo-phile he was....... first of all his face would turn red, his lungs would start heaving and wheezing and tears of laughter and grunting sounds would ensue..........it was such a big deal, and so predictable, like a train in switzerland, i even invited one of my friends at the time (circa 1990) to witness the affair
said friend was enjoying some corn flakes with milk at around 6 or 7pm (why not?) when witnessing the aforementioned spasmodic laughter for the first time..... milk went from his mouth down his nostrils due to the unexpected laughter it produced in him....perhaps i never even warned him of what he was in for and hence the uncontrolled laughter on his own behalf
that's how the editing kit in my mind works: dopey movie with the idiot roth and the plane pisser only fit to make anderson cooper laugh......... do you know what johnny depp's cv says? strengths: making good fodder for 'family guy' jokes; extra comments: gifted............... turned out dad was right about hollywood too, bunch of idiots........ don't know why he liked sean connery so much though but probably coz of his james bond roles were hella cool.........sean connery is an awesome james bond, there's no question
see look at this news story about blurry lines between outlaw motorbike gangs and cops in america:
http://news.yahoo.com/blurry-lines-between-bikers-police-clubs-draw-concern-163207325.html
this is the kind of movie scenario departpoo and roth should be in, not some propaganda piece for FIFA......
hey kids.... what a great day at taronga zoo today, scene of aforementioned dingo shots (the enclosure closed some years ago now though).......... we (my family - wifi/scarlet&alex and moi) stepped in to the bird show (photo above - scarlet still doesn't step though) -- the coolest thing -- the bird trainer (in photo foreground, that's the harbor in the background) calls out for 'dragon' to come on down and on cue some kind of owl drop glides in from some tree off rear audience left stage to perform more dopey tricks centre stage --- that was beautiful
ok so wasn't going to mention the following anecdote, but look what tim roth, gerard depardieu and some other dummie have concocted (whimsical):
http://m.smh.com.au/entertainment/movies/fifa-scores-an-own-goal-at-the-movies-with-unwatchable-united-passions-starring-tim-roth-as-sepp-blatter-20150608-ghitmf.html
this brings to mind another memory of my father..... he was extremely enamored with a couple of english comedy shows: fawlty towers (with john cleese) and 'keeping up appearances' which is about some kind of middle class english lady who is very pretentious, pompous and stupid and wants to appear to be upper middle class or even upper class....she is extremely embarrassed by her working class sister and her mate otto........not to mention her neighbors, the anglican vicar and his wife (hey at least those anglican priests are allowed to marry!) also don't like her.........it's quite a funny show, both of them are, however, to see my father's biological reaction to these shows is something else, and really showed me what kind of an anglo-phile he was....... first of all his face would turn red, his lungs would start heaving and wheezing and tears of laughter and grunting sounds would ensue..........it was such a big deal, and so predictable, like a train in switzerland, i even invited one of my friends at the time (circa 1990) to witness the affair
said friend was enjoying some corn flakes with milk at around 6 or 7pm (why not?) when witnessing the aforementioned spasmodic laughter for the first time..... milk went from his mouth down his nostrils due to the unexpected laughter it produced in him....perhaps i never even warned him of what he was in for and hence the uncontrolled laughter on his own behalf
that's how the editing kit in my mind works: dopey movie with the idiot roth and the plane pisser only fit to make anderson cooper laugh......... do you know what johnny depp's cv says? strengths: making good fodder for 'family guy' jokes; extra comments: gifted............... turned out dad was right about hollywood too, bunch of idiots........ don't know why he liked sean connery so much though but probably coz of his james bond roles were hella cool.........sean connery is an awesome james bond, there's no question
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http://news.yahoo.com/blurry-lines-between-bikers-police-clubs-draw-concern-163207325.html
this is the kind of movie scenario departpoo and roth should be in, not some propaganda piece for FIFA......
Friday, June 5, 2015
the snake is long: seven miles
can you imagine, in your mind's eye, a scene of fifty simultaneous crucifixions and a desert background and an ISIL flag, and then a voiceover of barack obama: 'you didn't build that!'
that's messed up........ megan kelly is with some incest story and no-one has even used the 'i' word once, why not uncle conan? can you explain? (grabs teddy bear and pouts)
rick perry --- most improved candidate --- sounding totally awesome on the radio and hopefully he won't look scary like four years ago on the tv........or like the 'good old boys' guy from the blues brothers
guess who's just past the edge of town, riding the king's highway west? the dalai lama, that's who........ you know what he needs to do? he needs to start building a relationship/big public profile with falun gong / falun dafa --- that's the chinese renegade socio-religious movement that is banned by the communists and who the communists draw all their 18,000 per year or so victims from forced organ harvesting.... some of their religious ideas are very unique and different too, can't remember any of them right now though
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| pros: competent track record as governor of texas; cons: can america handle another texan republican president that's potentially scary? |
Wednesday, June 3, 2015
closing arguments in the case of martinez vs coulter
your honor, this is what a ninja star to the head looks like:
and this is the lawyer from south park using the wooky from endor defense:
this is the famous duffman:
and this is how much money coulter has shown duffman:
zippo your honor, zilcho, not even one lousy penny..... not even a kopeck if you will..... nada
the defense rests. thank you.
and this is the lawyer from south park using the wooky from endor defense:
this is the famous duffman:
and this is how much money coulter has shown duffman:
the defense rests. thank you.
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
will ann coulter's new book be benji's 1st purchase of fox news contributors' many books?
maybe, but definitely if it was purchasable at cost price. I'd definitely read it if it was lying around. Have only bought 'The interrogater' by Glenn carle from an American writer over the internet so far. Also read bill gates' The road ahead'. My father had a copy of a book on or by Colin Powell his daughter gifted him, but never bothered to read it much. Flicked through oreillys bold fresh book once in sedona, Arizona, but wasn't much interested. Found an interesting book by American writer called pirri (surname) once in nyc at a library. He was some kind of Hispanic I guess. Ralph Waldo Emerson comes to mind when considering great American writers. And mark twain. Definitely enjoyed the book "fast food" which details abuses of Hispanic laborers by u.s. Citizens of Hispanic background which explains how America trumps the EU'S production costs for meat in fast food industry and food industry in general (you can actually chew a Mexican's fingertips in your hamburger due to shocking work practices in America based on cutting costs.) Probably coulter's book touches on that kind of thing a lot. Can't imagine coulter can think of a better way to service America's farms with laborers than by exploiting Mexican labor. A good Mexican diet of beans goes a long way on a farm. Hesitant to shell out $30 or whatever for delivery to Australia if coulter hasn't thought of a better way to service America's farms with workers. Also coulter wasn't with me at the social security office in LA when the guy working there informed me fake social security numbers don't pass muster on the social security department's database. God knows I paid the irs my fair share of taxes with that number though.
http://youtu.be/89j_Lbfr_Wg
also, wasn't coulter seen on the same date as big kuntry from pimp squad click? Or else confusing that with oreilly's mrs dating flavor flav. It's all very confusing. Would definitely pay stiff shipping expenses for coulter's book if it had some glossy photos of hos languishing all over Cadillacs and suchlike.
read some of barrack h's "audacity of hope" book at a cafe in Auckland one time, certainly looked interesting but couldn't bring it with as belonged to cafe and had to leave.
http://youtu.be/89j_Lbfr_Wg
also, wasn't coulter seen on the same date as big kuntry from pimp squad click? Or else confusing that with oreilly's mrs dating flavor flav. It's all very confusing. Would definitely pay stiff shipping expenses for coulter's book if it had some glossy photos of hos languishing all over Cadillacs and suchlike.
read some of barrack h's "audacity of hope" book at a cafe in Auckland one time, certainly looked interesting but couldn't bring it with as belonged to cafe and had to leave.
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