movie review: birdman (michael keaton) 2014

hey this movie really worked!  it was quite elegant we might say and had legs, as they say......  the only two things we would change about it is the final scene where keaton's character, riggan/birdmanny, seems to suicide out the window only to be able to fly, as it turns out......... also the two female thespians smooching gaily after a heavy emotional disturbance, for one of them..... that seemed wrong, apart from that, everything was spot on the money and either way, this movie was something

in contradistinction to the last movie we reviewed, the depp vehicle, which we didn't either bother to watch, before savaging, not unlike the new york times critic in birdman, regarding riggan's stage adaptation of his hollywood blockbuster action character, birdman.......... confusing........anyway, that's the difference between me and the new york times film critic: i don't approve of communist chinese kids that don't speak english getting a degree with high distinctions from some australian universities that have close programs with american universities........ that's why i'm driving a cab and they're making all kinds of dirty loot.......... guess that's the difference between good and evil

anyway, to reward birdman, we're inventing a new prize category: doody poopser or doody trooper.......all folks involved with birdman may award themselves either the one or the other award, feel free to have someone make one up for you and print it out, but you can only be a doody poopser or a doody trooper, so choose wisely..........

now you may think: oh the play in birdman isn't a Broadway readaptation of the movie, it's a play by some loser carver that nobodys even heard of, so you haven't been paying attention because i just said it was a readaptation of the Hollywood blockbuster birdman. Next time pay attention. Below is a pompous, unsympathetic review of birdman by a hermathrodite. You're either with birdman or the terrorists. The reviewer should be stripped of his us citizenship and be deported to sweeden via Guantanamo Bay and a healthy dose of kickarse should be served up to him there at aforementioned bay.

jolly o.



http://www.newyorker.com/culture/richard-brody/birdman-never-achieves-flight