fuck matt lauer's birthday

nbc today show are now pretending to care it's matt lauer's birthday, who died and made him king of the jungle anyway, why don't they just start singing that song, 'in the jungle the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight' for his birthday instead of happy birthday like everyone else?

funny how when ann curry left today everybody was secretly thinking, gee i hope i didn't catch asian off that chink bitch............ but now we all have to flop our cocks out and start slapping it like a tired piece of old salami coz matt just turned 80 or whatever

whatever

moments later, the darling lauer is with russell brand......... not having one good thing to say about russell brand, and neither wishing to malign him, it may be worth mentioning, that the best thing aforementioned brand might do, for his own soul evolution, could very possibly be to go live with the germans for ten years or more, learning german as he goes..........obviously this wouldn't be easy, but would probably be for his own best interests in the long run

God Bless

life in australia

http://www.smh.com.au/comment/its-survival-of-the-fittest-in-sydneys-taxi-ranks-and-ubers-form-looks-hard-to-beat-20141230-12ffgy.html


hi, here's a link to an article from an english seeming guy, the journalists in australia are predominantly english, although this may not represent the graduate pool of communication/journalism courses at university......... normally they pretend they have no ethnicity other than 'australian' however they are almost never native australians and usually english although sometimes part scottish or welsh or even irish too.........

anyway, the article is about a journalist who is subsidized by australian taxpayers of all races, in a socialist way, to champion the values of the english race in whichever way they see fit, as the employer, the abc, beneficiary of government subsidies reaped from taxpayers of all stripes, is reluctant to hire anyone not of english ethnicity or seemingly threatening to loss of english control of australian power institutions.......... therefore the journalist is not a champion of meritocracy, but rather, a kind of anglo-supremacist communist......

it occurred to write to him to ask him some fairly innocuous questions in a sarcastic vein along the lines of: well if you think uber is so great for breaking the law and screwing the taxi industry, why not write a gushing expose of how your abc (australian broadcasting commission) breaks the racial discrimination law daily in their rush for taxpayer money (hiring predominantly people of english ethnicity).........or why not praise the labor and liberal parties (the two main political parties in australia) for doing the same thing? especially the liberal party, which is strongly adverse to membership at high levels being of non english ethnicity with very scant exceptions............. or why not write an article gushing about how great it is that our australian universities give high distinctions to kids from communist china that can't even speak english and pay others to attend their lectures and write their papers

that's fairly innocuous but i wouldn't bother messaging the guy as he would only feel chilly hostility when confronted with the truth so plainly as the truth is odious to a hypocrite and a liar, furthermore, out of a sense of wounded pride, he would affect an air of pretended danger and most likely call the police claiming i was a dangerous stalker, i know, i've already been down that road with the english in australia, that's why i ended up hitting a cop one time, who was also one of these people of english ethnicity who pretend they aren't english, to wit, a liar

if i were american, i would just dismiss this guy as gay and not give a second thought to it, however, as i do not have american citizenship, my next best bet is to live in australia as i do not care to live in the european union, where i also enjoy citizenship................. unfortunately, the preference americans show for people with anglocized surnames over those who do not, and their general defamation of hispanics and any kind of name seeming spanish to them - and just general contempt - only lends to a kind of emboldening of english australians from afore-mentioned, exclusively white, americans

i do feel free to blog about it, however, so not all is completely lost, but of course i never generally feel free to contact people in positions of authority in australia, unless it's the independent commission against corruption, as i do not feel they are people of honor, and certainly not worthy of the badge 'the honorable', which they use in many cases in positions of high authority, being essentially, a dishonorable, lying people..... in the case of the universities and the ministry for education, this is taken beyond simple dishonorableness and dishonesty to the level of criminality and we are seeing real crimes being committed

the fact that the federal police in australia and no american law enforcement agency could be interested to intervene in the case of the corrupt universities here, only lends credence to the notion that aforementioned agencies are basically enablers of islamo-facism due to ommission

anyhow, that's how the truth looks. see how it likes you

movie review: the interview (seth bogan, 2014)

about an hour and a quarter into this movie and it's looking like a real gem......... can you imagine watching that greatest of all moments in cinematic history, the scene in the breakfast club where andrew complains about his dad, over and over again, for days and days on end? not hard to imagine, right? as if you haven't done that already, hasn't everyone? this movie is like that..... just awesome, but maybe they'll drop the ball so will have to keep you posted after viewing it all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ZyYtoKuUs   (breakfast club, andrew monolog, watch it again and again.... and again)

nope, no balls descended, it was pretty much flawless, like Nadia komanichi and her perfect ten at gymnastics.... There should be like a ceremony at Rockefeller plaza with the guys from afroman performing gonna get high then awarding the interview people some toffee apples and flyovers from world war one sopwith camels dropping fancy cheeses with little mini parachutes for the rabble to catch behind their barriers and al roker walking around with a white microphone asking people if they're from minniapolis

howdy slurts! hi doctor slurt

forsooth bitches, my kid broke the screen of my labtop computer some months ago which renders blogging less convenient, said labtop now being hooked up to a fixed screen and having a fixed location, therefore forsooth

question: is it possible for north Koreans to field agents in America to carry out or procure random murders such as shooting a sixteen year old in the head?

moving on section: presidential candidi(bitch)acy, "what is truth?", why do people have to be "true to themselves" (is it coz it's in hamlet?)... Pot has been legalized so what's next, rub and tugs in the office? If hilarity Clinton gets voted in, would this usher in an age of mass suicides? Will we see political commercials saying: "sure my momma's fat, but how about yours?".....

finally: keeping you updated on black (sorry black people that the color black sometimes describes negative things, this is actually a yellow and white problem) with corruption Australian universities, im now informed that millionaire communist Chinese kids are actually paying kids to go to tutorials for them! Kids that aren't even ENROLLED are breaking university bylaws merely by attending tutorials are doing so in order to write papers on behalf of wealthy communist Chinese kids too busy hooking up on tinder like apps to bother studying. Just where are their $70,000 per year bribes, or "fees" to the initiated, going? Why are no journalists interested in this? Is it because of the cozy ties between academia and the media?

finally, rap music, less than fully 70% of the worlds population is waiting excitedly for the release of benjis latest rap saga, huggin' & poopsin' the trilogy: ghetto hurlin'. No word yet on when that might be forthcoming but you can tune in to TMZ in the meantime

Mariah Carey on nbc today show =

hit the mute button asap

anti-gravitying in on u.s. presidential politics

weighing in is for the big pundits, the talking heads of u.s. tv and radio, little old benji has no weight, hence anti-gravitying in, instead, on u.s. presidential politics

jeb bush, doesn't need a superpac to determine whether to run or not, just run it by the mrs and proceed to go and collect $200

hilarity clinton......... actually sounded extremely presidential in a sound bite a few weeks ago talking about the high rates of incarceration of african american men........ if she can hone in on that kind of delivery from that sound bite - her only presidential sounding thing she's ever said -- she could go far

other republicans running will very possibly include romney, cruz, the crazy texan guy, you know the one, believes in wind farms or something, can't remember his name, he won't win but will use his gravitational mass to effect the vote like ross perot did.......... the texan governer guy might as well forget about it.... that's about it -- maybe the guy that ran for vice president last time could have a shot

regarding obama, love him or hate him, the guy has completely revolutionized the role of presidency, basically, after obama, ANYONE has a decent shot at running for president, man, woman, whitey, browney, yellowey, mormon, you name it...........the guy also seems to get a lot done, even if you hate what it is, normalizing relations with cuba is definitely the right way to go

Islamic hostage terror unfolding in Sydney

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/12/16/world/asia/sydney-australia-hostages.html

it's been around nine hours now and no swat sniper has shot this guy in the head yet. Busy watching Texans play for the first time ever, savage throws to colts Davis, ensuring defeat. Will follow Texans until they win Superbowl.

wifey is safe at work for another hour til her workday ends at 7pm. If it wasn't for the fact my kid is sleeping and would hate a long car ride, id definitely pick her up from work in my car. Only because if this was a sophisticated attack, there could actually be bombs awaiting detonation on the underside of travelling Sydney trains. The trains are running as usual and im sure even regular railway workers haven't been checking underside of trains. Obviously that's what threatens my familys interests. In general, if the guy has accomplices they might proceed to detonate pre established bombs if the hostage taker is shot. I wouldn't know but i would think safest option is shoot the hostage taker.

some fox news pundits too extreme?

http://news.yahoo.com/fox-news-host-torture-report-235001597.html

have to side with Zach on that one

alternative Englishwoman voiceover introductions for Glenn Becks radio show

you know a key element of American unity (e pluribus unum) and culture, is the standardized American accent. It's so common and possibly monotonous to Americans they're often delighted to hear different kinds of accents, such as English accents. Suchlike is often considered 'cool' in America, something different. Therefore it's not surprising Glenn Becks radio show features a leadin from a standard English accent.
every show, the womans voice makes the considerable boast that"what you're about to hear is the fusion between entertainment and enlightenment" (no less) . It almost seems like a tongue in cheek vanity from becks mind and every time i hear it, i immediately think of alternatives, in that same ladys voice / accent, such as:

what you're about to hear is a bunch of sodding bollocks

or: change the station or you'll be disappointed again

or: cor, wouldn't you be better off banging your head against something instead of listening to this codswallop?

how about: listening to this tripe might remind you of the time your doctor told you you had herpes... Go on then!

indeed, ones imagination is left with a veritable plethora of more realistic alternatives to 'the fusion of entertainment and enlightenment '

movie review: bad neighbors, seth bogan

to thedvd machine! Returned "chef" with bergara and Johansen, thankfully didn't get any of it on my pants or stuck to bottom of my shoes, couldn't ask for more... Took out "bad neighbors", it definitely qualifies for a shit eating cock whore award, the classification for that award is: 18c, correct usage of the word 'dean'; subsection v

breaking news: China's communist government will incorporate limp biscuit into their national school curriculum

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw
. nookie

lymph biscuit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU  (linkin park)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymphatic_system   (lymphatic system)


the lymph system, for short, is an absolute gem of engineering and clearly a lot of work must have gone into its design which is incomprehensibly intelligent........ tonight's homework is to read about it

o'reilly divorce; what would W (dubya) do? (go fishing?)

hey frayns........... so last night, before withdrawing to sleep land......... very belatedly, spent some time reading about o'reilly and his divorce......... haven't really been considering o'reilly, in any way, shape or form, for very many moons now........ although maybe we'll start listening to his radio program again a little one of these days....... he does seem like a lovable character, and to average working joes, he is, essentially, a celebrity and a victim of that, in a sense, since being in the spotlight is always a double edged sword....... francis bacon has an outstanding essay on 'fame' in his 'essays' book.......note his writing style in this book is exactly the same as shakespeare's, since he, in fact, wrote those plays too........that's the truth

now being in the limelight, poor old o'reilly's dirty laundry is out there for whoever to read about........his former wife does look like quite a looker, one of these people born in the second half of the first seventh of the solar year (beginning around march 20) -- making her one of these sun type personalities..........very different to o'reilly who is a virgo type........... anyway -- both of them seem to be devout catholics and not sure what exactly is true that gawker is reporting about their situation........but it does get interesting with these celebrities and that's the price the public expects them to pay for their fame and special perks: for their lives to be an open book

now of course, reading all of these, and not withstanding any catholic issues the two are having --- o'reilly's wife remarried, apparently, by the way......... we weren't going to make this at all about jesus, however, there was an interesting question mentioned in one article that o'reilly asked george w (dubya), how he reconciled the death penalty with jesus' teachings.........

that's an interesting question, let's go there.... the gospels seem to mention that jesus applies the death penalty to a tree at some point because it doesn't give fruit.......... obviously this is a metaphor for the death penalty in some respects....... also, in the distasteful russian novel way of the gospels, as nietzsche describes them, there is the famous betrayel by judas........... jesus is not completely unaware that judas is a dangerous man and can throw a spanner into his plans for building a humanitarian movement for the advancement of human evolution and judas is even a close co-worker of his in this regard.......obviously judas is dangerous and obviously judas is interested for jesus to be stoned to death by jews or crucified by romans and jesus is not naive about this........all of this is about the death penalty and no-one is bumbling here according to the gospels.........judas is effective in handing jesus over to authorities, and it even seems, they cannot get their mitts on him without judas' help......... furthermore, maybe some half-arsed authorities there would be afraid that jesus would do something bad to them with his metaphysical powers.........anyway, o'reilly wrote about all this business in his book, killing jesus............. we cannot agree with papal history, or general european christianity in their interpretation of the outcome of the events..........the gospels say that the holy ghost appears on jesus during his baptism and then he expires it on the cross........... it does not say in the gospels that he physically dies on the cross, and if it does, it has been manipulated by some catholics or other early church fathers possibly around the 5th century........... what really happened is that joseph, a good, upstanding man and probably an egyptian initiate and a general mystical adept, receives the holy ghost upon baptism by john the baptist and gives up the holy ghost on the cross........... while he keeps the holy ghost between these two events, he has extra supernatural powers and is in direct relationship with some aspect of Godhead and able to perform amazing miracles (that really did happen) with complete surety........... in his Lord's Prayer, Jesus says that the Kingdom and the Glory is God's forever......... therefore we should not worship joseph as God as this is foolhardy and obnoxious..........neither while he is acting as Jesus is it correct to say that he is 'God' incarnate exactly........that's not right.......... anyway, don't know why we are mentioning this in regard to the death penalty and o'reilly's question to W, but suffice to say, the Jesus spirit, the holy ghost, is returned to God on the cross, which probably made the crucifiction a worse ordeal, and Joseph's buddies (Helios - his school - this does not refer to God at all, why would he lose faith in God, that's ridiculous), despite being late, are able to get him off the cross alive and he makes a speedy recovery

a lot of what is written in the gospels has been manipulated by the church before and during the dark ages in order to square a dogma that the church could use to manipulate the masses, this is why churches are wrong and maybe joseph smith and the mormons maybe were telling the truth, who knows?

anyway, about divorce, there is some stuff about that in the bible and also the book of mormon......apparently divorce is ok in case of sexual immorality? who the hell knows........... everyone is saying what would jesus do? but no-one is saying, what would the anti-christ do? what would W do? what would PT Barnum do? for example, what would W do? an old college friend approaches W, upon asking her about her marriage, W's friend reveals that her husband and herself are able to make their relationship work smoothly by making march a month of madness, march madness, as it were.......when asked what this madness entails by W, his friend replies that she can go to africa and hump all kinds of black dick all month long and post it all up on the internet and really commit some serious debauchery........her husband can do the same but prefers to go hot-air ballooning, in exchange for this march freedom, the two commit to respecting each others' marital wishes during the other eleven months of the year, picking up socks just so, following a schedule for cooking, child rearing, etc......... ergo, what would W do? what would he say to his old college friend, if anything? what would W do?

sorry, just being me