Friday, October 31, 2014

playing more on trivia with Glenn beck

where would you find the Hollywood sign?
on my toilet paper

civil war was between pizza hut and dominos. Pizza slut

Lucille ball starred in bowling for columbine

yo mommas fat

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

barnie the dinosaur appears in brutal ISIS decapitation, propaganda, fearmongering video

Barney the dinosaur appears in brutal ISIS decapitation, propaganda, fearmongering video.... In other news, Hollywood reels from bombshell revelation that Ellen DeGeneres is actually the biological daughter of Alice from the Brady bunch, after it was revealed the latter donated several eggs, including the one that finally became Ellen DeGeneres, for aids research

temperatures are mild, this news alert brought to you by castrol: oils ain't oils, see

Sunday, October 26, 2014

new tv show"scorpion" apparently hella dumb, perfect match with GMA?

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3514324/reviews?ref_=m_tt_urv#showAll
hey, if you take the time to read the reviews of some new tv show from our blessed brothers and sisters in LA, SCORPION".... it's quite entertaining to see how much the reviewers despise this show, one even creating an imdb profile merely to warn viewers how bad it is....

could this show be perfect for GMA producers, "journalists" and viewers, hello, is it eachother they're looking for, they can see it in their eyes

oh yeah and sending love out to all those western prisoners and torture victims in Syria

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

movie review: Fury (2014) - david ayer.........random blabber

hey so just finished up steam cleaning the two carpeted floors in my crib with the rug doctor (see picture below) - it cost me $80 in total including detergents which were ridiculously priced, as usual - anyway, the carpets are super clean now and i'm just waiting on the carpet to dry a little in the master bedroom before painting it -- i have until the evening tomorrow to get it done - right now it's almost 5pm and a very pleasantly warm spring day with lots of sun, laying back in the spare room now, it's looking great, freshly painted walls, no mould, looks super
random spanish lesson: 'suelo' means floor and even ground however it is also the first person conjugation of 'soler' - 'used to/usually do' - suelo relajar por la tarde = i usually/normally relax in the afternoon


i've got some prime beef simmering in red wine and looking forward to downing that with some cheese and bread, yummy...... just took an ibuprofen which past expiry date last january to settle my headache from the movie (saw it at the cinema) and also coz of breathing paint fumes and smoking lately. although had quit for about two months, picked it up again a few days ago

i really liked this movie Fury and knew i was going to, going in to it, was actually quite looking forward to seeing it..... i'm awarding it the: shit eating cock-whore award - level 22, middle grade, which is a tremendous honor and just waiting on the visuals to go through the internet for my phone to upload the photo award

unfortunately, for some mysterious reason, the photograph representing the award is lost somewhere in the internet between my phone on my stomach and my laptop right next to it on my lap......... anyway, my steak is almost done so gonna go eat that in a moment......... just wanted to mention that have seen ayer's 'training day' movie although can't remember anything about it or where exactly it was, i think it was in virginia in late august 2001, on one of my first few days in america ---- there were a few days there in the first few days where i just stayed at home watching old-fashioned vhs movies like 'training day' and what not as i rested between pounding the pavement looking for a job in richmond, going from business to business asking for work......as i mentioned in this blog, those were funny days as only about 2 or 3 weeks later the 9/11 thing happened which was pretty crazy ----

well i took my steak out of the frying pan and cut off the fat, it turned out it was a little underdone on one side, i don't like steak done rare or medium rare as it's too bloody...... so letting it simmer a little more

and the shit eating cock-whore award, level 22 grade middle goes to, drumroll: Fury..... cue music, actors act surprised and tremendously humbled, approach podium, start thanking your middle school teachers, free willy, whoever


alright there's the goddam award already, i'll give you a blow for blow what i liked about this movie after i have my steak

wow that was a good steak

ok so the movie, the soundtrack is already starting even with the colombia statue of liberty sony company lady holding her torch up, you don't see that much.......anyway, there's a misty down and then some german ss comes riding up on a white horse with a big mangy long tale..... it kind of goes on for a while like that, there's some ominous, quiet soundtrack....then there's a close up of the horses hooves, all for of them and then then a shot of the horse riding through a post-tank battle where all the tanks are on fire and out of action, then out of nowhere, pitt's character, war-daddy does a ninja move out of nowhere and wastes the german guy riding the horse....... then you start getting to know wardaddy's tank crew, there are three other guys, lebouf's christian character, cletus who is slightly uncouth rednecky guy and the wetback........the other guy has been killed........... next they pull into their local base where there is a mustering of u.s. soldiers and some female nurses.... one of them throws a bucket of blood and there are human corpses everywhere, american most likely, and you see a shot of a bulldozer shovelling some corpses into a pit....... i can't really remember seeing any other world war 2 movies right now for the life of me, except that saving private ryan gave me a headache and the whole soundtrack was just machine gun bullets the whole way through........ everyone at the camp looks real soldierly like and everything looks real realistic, the suelo is very muddy (barroso)...... it's good to see that they took the trouble to muddy themselves up properly and didn't come on set looking like they just stepped out of a hot shower........everyone looks real war weary too so this movie is extremely realistic looking........... wardaddy meets his new gunner who is the main character of the movie.... he's a typist clerk and only knows how to type 60 words a minute......... strangely, it reminds me of myself straight out of high school as i spent the summer learning how to type and do numeric data entry so that i could start working first full-time out of high school in that area........... he is also a christian, this young guy and deadset against killing people in general -- so there are some pretty good scenes at the start of the movie with wardaddy pushing him to summon up his blood a little and get into killing mode which he eventually does with gusto............ not long after there's a scene where about four tanks and 100 soldiers or so attack a very small hamlet......... they do not find much resistance and then there's a scene which i would say is pregnant with poignancy where wardaddy and the green soldier step in on one and then two fraulines who are stuck in the middle of the war......wardaddy speaks german and you don't know if he's going to rape the two of them or what, the scene kind of goes on for about 15 minutes or so and i think it's a tremendous success as they kind of depart the horrors of war, which are already well depicted by this point and escape into a little world, the room about the little platz in the hamlet where their tanks and soldiers await outside -- they end up having a meal at this point, some eggs, it's a real good scene......... look i'm getting bored already with trying to recall the scenes in this movie but it was real good and real entertaining........ it was good to see so many unexpected things happen like a missile out of nowhere and things like that really shake you up so it's full of surprises like that

there's some philosophizing in the movie about christian morality and suchlike and a surprise ending, all four soldiers are killed and the main protaganist escapes through a hatch in the floor of the tank, hides in the mud and is spotted by a SS soldier who has mercy on him and doesn't slay him -- he ends up getting carted away by an american medical van and the movie ends with him staring through a glass pane...........his little german girlfriend in the dining scene (this is really a great scene) gets killed by some german fire about a minute after he leaves her and he sees her buried in some rubble next to a piano that the two of them perform a touching duet on a moment ago

if i have any misgivings about this movie, it's the final scene which is a battle as the sun goes down between 300 s.s. soldiers and the five guys and their tank --- i don't have much bad to say about it though as generally it was pretty good, there's also alot of good acting from the five main players so none of their behavior seems unplausible and there are a lot of dramatic moments, e.g., just prior to the last battle they have

another cinematographic surprise is when they are attacking the little hamlet, about 30 minutes into the movie, you see some american soldier get his leg clean machine gunned off from mid-calf -- that was really cool --- there are good shots of about 5 american fighter planes swoop over Fury and some other tanks there and higher up in the sky, a huge aerial battle taking place -- you get the feeling that the main protagonist would have been better off in an airplane if attempting combat as the closeness to the killing and the gruesomeness of it all turns him off......... one of his first confrontations with it all is cleaning Fury at the start of the movie after he joins the group, he has to pick up the left side of the previous gunners face -- there's a lot of good shit like that in this movie -- real good war movie in my opinion

well done beef, tomatoes past their prime fried in red wine, melted yellow cheese and white bulgarian fetta with sour cream and bread - yum
oh yeah, how could i forget newby guy's first kill -- the germans escaping a bombing are slowly burning to death in phosphorous, lots of good graphics in this movie

a few hours later, finished first coat on master bedroom, it's 930pm, watching big bang........ a rarity...... sheldon has invented two new chess pieces........ leonard has a girlfriend from india, priya.......... interestingly, checking australia's new 'big brother' for exactly 10 seconds (that's all i need to see) there was a north-american guy (non-mexican) talking about one of the housemate's: also called 'priya'......... on 'beauty and the geek' (a different australian tv show) - looks like they are improving..... they actually vetted my bro (nicknamed joseph stalin) about two or three years ago to see if he'd like to be one of the geeks on the show -- he totally should have done it but he wussed out bigtime -- typical........ even had christian excuse to wuss out and all -- lame........ random inserting of arnold shwarzeneggar voice: 'we are all sheldon and derrick now' (in arnie voice)

so ayer's other movie from last two years was some movie with shwarzeneggar, it kind of looked a bit crappy -- definitely wouldn't watch it -- but way better than driving a cab -- directing that movie so he's still doing great.........there's some tv show from america on: 'madame secretary' -- i totally wouldn't touch that with a telegraph pole, looks like total crap -- would rather watch the arnie/ayer effort about the 'cartel' (don't want to watch it).......... anyway slurts -- good luck to you

http://news.yahoo.com/expelled-nazis-paid-millions-social-security-010341906.html

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

no letterman?



well, around 1040pm, just over an hour ago, figured to see if Letterman would be on, that would have been really a lot easier to understand, instead, unfortunately, i got NCSI and some tv drama from america called 'Scandal' and some american dad reruns - there was possibly another show in there and somehow i feel terribly confused after watching it all and i'm sure my brain cannot make heads or tails out of any of it

american dad had some scene where the german goldfish gets everyone to tell the truth, the son has a gf and he's pretending the neighbors across the road are his parents because he's ashamed of his parents: his dad has a secret trapdoor with in-bred fourth generation wolves under the kitchen floor to avoid Francine's cooking......... later, possibly a different episode, there is like an animal hospital, the father is sad recounting how his mother lied to him about his dog being sick, getting him to shoot it, when he was just a kid, after she divorced Stan's dad and went to live in a condo with a no dogs policy (but maybe rabbits)........... that wasn't too confusing

but NCSI was with the guy from Quantum Leap so already that's possibly what got me to wondering about Communist China's amazingly expensive and advanced research center into human genetics....... i was also wondering about my last post and whether it's possible for shinook helicopters to airlift tanks and would anyone at the Pentagon think it's a good idea to airlift tanks into Kurdistan............

the Scandal show, if it was that show, featured a courtcase with some Senator Meyers, accused of killing his lover, his wife hates his guts and testifies just so

look, in short, i feel terribly brainwashed after just over an hour of that tv watching......... possibly considerably stupider, which isn't to insult all the people in LA working hard on their tv shows as i can clearly see there's a tremendous amount of craftsmanship and teamwork and group effort and money that goes into it all.......... it just somehow seems like a colossal sewerage pipe full of shit anyway, sorry

speaking of which, the alien in American Dad goes on a mission in Iraq to clean a portable toilet 'dunny'

Pittie's movie (bloody wanka! go hug Kundun!) is gonna be out in just over 24 hours and i'll be racing over to the cinema to watch it no doubt, in between a diligent effort to finish painting a couple of bedrooms attacked by a somewhat damaging case of mould that i have recently neutralized  -  i'll be rooting for the Germans!

it would have been so much simpler and easier if Letterman had been on, so let's be grateful for people over 60 for making life simpler and less confusing

don't imagine any of you have heard of Charles Hall but if you google Charles Hall and Tall Whites you'll see there's some guy out there in New Mexico selling books about his experiences with Tall White aliens from the planet Arcturus (about 35 light years away) during his time as a U.S. Air Force weather observer in the 1960s, i think he published his books around 2003, there are about 5 or 6 of them and i've already spent about $6 on the first one - e-book, and will probably purchase the second one, if nothing else, they're worth the money as they are interesting, although difficult to swallow




some kid from Sydney that told his parents about half a year ago he was going 'fishing' has resurfaced on tv here today in a propaganda video from ISIS basically saying 'kill everyone', 'you're all dead', and: 'we'll execute every last one of you,' also talking about 'tyrants' --- holy mackeral, these guys really need to take a look in the mirror if they want to see little tyrants, good lord!  what was really striking about the video was the professional lighting that they used, i don't know much about lighting for photography except place two lights at 45 degree angles and have a rear 'fill' light to defuse shadows cast by the first two lights, well this video is extremely well lit, i can tell you, like a professional photography studio...........journalists in the region writing about related issues report that ISIS is very masterful with social media in terms of recruiting, etc.........

i'm telling you: airlift tanks into the region!

Monday, October 13, 2014

Kurdistan needs tanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB2f6-U72Zk      cream

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/monkey-cage/wp/2014/09/09/why-the-u-s-backed-the-kurds/

(august 3rd article - two months ago - about Kurdistan)

do you remember two months ago we were having the bruhaha with the Israeli Jews starting to really pound the Palestinians there in Gaza and the world's media were decrying those Jewish brutes, in various degrees, except maybe in America?

if you read the above article it throws some light on the dynamic between America, Kurdistan and the Shi-ite Bagdad government and ISIS.

Obviously Benji has not attended military officer school where no doubt they explore wars by Napoleon and great tank battles of world war 2 and what not.

But anyway, here's Martin Dempsey just a moment ago talking to Martha Raddatz, one of the ABC journalists that rubs shoulders with snufulupugus on GMA maybe. Anyway, Dempsey says the following:

1) well we only have 5000 iraqi soldiers ( Bagdad based) prepped for battle. We'd like 12 to 15,000.

doesn't that stink of shi-ite incompetence and corruption to you? what are these shi-ites in bagdad doing with all that american money? no doubt if they are like the leaders in afghanistan they fly a suitcase of CIA cash out to Qatar or somewhere like that and bank it....... no-one can accuse ISIS of this, instead, ISIS murder all journalists that aren't arab propagandists, crucify people (literally), etc.... they are very different to eachother............. that's not a real army either 5000 bagdad soldiers.......... that just confirms my suspicions that ISIS will overrun Bagdad eventually.........

Big part of the problem is Obama....... another issue is U.S. Policy in general does not support an independent Kurdish State. This is a big mistake in policy. You are supporting a map drawn up by Winston Churchill all that time ago.

The Kurds right now should be armed with tanks and trained where needed and backed up with U.S. flown helicopters. It's important that the Kurds are independent and strong. Let whoever marry their cousin but the Kurds should have their own Nation. The sooner the Kurds are propped up properly like this the better.

Dempsey comes across to me as, ho-hum, whatever, so long as they don't take the airport in Bagdad and strategic interests like oilfields and dams and what not, we'll just play whack-a-mole with our helicopters and fighter jets, what-evs, anyone for tennis?

In other words, we have to wait for a Republican to get made president in like early 2017, by that time, i guarantee, Obama will have to recant on his no boots on the ground talk. That's a really poor choice of words too. Very ill-advised. See how democracies work? Obama has his advisers, he chooses people agreeable to him, like speech-writers; but how many of these guys served in the military?

I think seriously re-evaluating U.S. policy regarding Kurdish independence is critical now, and arming the Kurds much better is critical. Even just give them money to buy weapons from the Russians.

I wouldn't trust that Bagdad army to defend me from ISIS were i living in Iraq, either, let me tell you.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

actor ryan gosling is summoned by super-villain ernst blofeld


i like big nuts and i cannot lie

it was a late autumnal evening, when the hollywood actor, Ryan Gosling, was called by his former co-star Jack, from the movie Can you dig Rhubarb? to go party in Vegas after Jack's prolonged absence in Vietnam filming a documentary about pistachio and macadamia production in Vietnam for an airline in flight commercial......

it just so happened that Jack was partying and doing more and more drugs than ever before and he decided to spike Gosling's drinks with some Ketamine and LSD, just for laughs



sometime, not long, thereafter, with the effects of alcohol, Ketamine and LSD, it appeared to Gosling that he was informed that Ernst Blofeld would see him now..... he proceeded towards Blofeld's desk, his famous white cat was there on his lap and he stroked it attentively..... such a nice cat

"Sit down, Mr Gosling...." Blofeld said. He stroked his cat a little more and asked Gosling if he knew what a whittling was.

"A whittling?" his interlocutor asked in a baffled way.

"A whittling?" Blofeld reaffirmed.

"Do you mean like whittling wood, with a knife?"

"Precisely old boy, you see...." and Blofeld launched onto some long monolog about how he was a man that loved magnificence and that even something as simple as whittling wood could be a demonstration of magnificence if done correctly. He even went so far as to use the expression, 'titling of a whittling.'

"Tittling of a whittling?" Gosling asked with genuine stupefaction.

Well it turned out it was a Blofeld expression that meant the titillation received from whittling well. Blofeld blew some more hot air and Gosling began to tune out until something he said brought the conversation into sharp focus again.

"My movie 'Drive'"? Gosling asked. "The scene where I whack the guy in the hand with a hammer while he's surrounded by all those hussies in the dressing room?"

Blofeld explained that while he was not a movie aficionado at all, and rarely watched movies, he was incredibly disappointed by how fake that scene looked, how far it was from magnificence, how he missed the guy's hand completely with the hammer and the guy only reacted with seeming pain about ten seconds after his hand was hit by the hammer. How even the tittling of a whittling was better than that.

"Sorry....... um dude....." Gosling offered.

"Old boy, you have done violence a disservice by that rendering of the hammer blow, that is my concern," he said and proceeded to stroke his cat some more. Then he pressed a button on his desk and said:

"send in the clowns."

Saturday, October 11, 2014

dream from last night


so it's sunday afternoon now.... normally i finish my work week at 3am saturday morning (friday night) and am asleep around 5am saturday morning, only to wake 2 hours later when my partner gets ready to leave for work, then i take our son to the gym, or have been, rather, and doing about 8 km of running in various batches, and maybe some weights too, while the boy is in the gym's childcare

so after only 2 hours or so sleep, 3 at best, am ideally suited, really to sleep well on saturday nights....


anyway, last night, i fell asleep early, around same time as my kid, then woke up around 530am with a strong memory of a particular dream, i thought i should write it down but then just went to sleep again, woke up again a few hours later, around 730am, and it turned out slept around 11 hours like this which was extremely refreshing, even after going to church this morning (sunday morning) -- the memory of the dream is extremely strong

it was a very simple dream, i was meeting with the Palestinian leader, Mahmoud Abbas, the current president or prime minister, and also two former Jewish leaders in Palestine: Rabin and Peres

now it's quite curious, i can't tell you HOW exactly i knew the three gentlemen in my dream were these fellows, but just that i know it to be a fact, inwardly..........however, i do not know much about these men, researching them, it turns out the fellow in the middle was assassinated in 1995 - Rabin..... a Jewish fellow Israel's '5th prime minister', married a very, very long time to a woman named Leah who, curiously, died the same year as him, which says there must be an interesting story there as i do not supposed she was assassinated with him, will have to check now.... actually she died in 2000, my mistake, interestingly, she was born in Germany (East Prussia) but the town where she was born is now considered part of Russia - Konigsberg, now Kaliningrad..... that's an interesting history for that place........

this guy is someone i studied as a 17 year old, but not someone i even remember anything about, including what he looks like, how i know it was these three characters, in my dream, again i can't explain to you.......... Peres was a former 'President' of Israel, he's 91 years old and common sense and also my gut, possibly, tells me he will die of old age very soon

the other fellow, i suppose, replaced mister Arafat, who, if memory serves me correctly, famously appeared at the American paid for forum in the State of New York, not in the capital city of said State, Albany, but the little village of New York City, at the so-called "United Nations".... as we say, Arafat, if memory serves correctly, once famously appeared at the "United Nations" famously holding aloft a sprig of some plant, representing Peace, while doing so in such a way to show off a gun in his belt, let's search google for that image right now..... well can't find any, maybe it never happened like that and just my father said that happened and i ended up believing it, whatever, if i'm wrong i'm sure Glen Beck will set the record straight at some point

curiously, the Palestinian leader shared the same birthday as my father, March 26, i don't know much about him at all, but i've always had the impression that he was a man of honor, in his way, unlike Arafat, to some extent, who i think was somewhat  of a rascal

most Jews in Israel, would very likely disagree with my opinion of Abbas which they might consider naive........ but i found Jews in Jerusalem, during my only visit there in 2002, to be intolerant and bigoted towards Arab Moslems, e.g., complaining about the sounds their prayer singing was making, which i did not find annoying at all

ANYWAY, in my dream, Abbas greeted my first, he was as friendly as the other two... we were meeting somewhere in the flesh in Palestine somewhere there, indoors, then one of the Jewish guys, not sure if the one that is 'dead' or the other one, was saying that they have a fast car, like a BMW, maybe, and that it could do (a whopping) 400 kilometres an hour on their roads (autobahns i guess) in Israel

now i don't know that Israel/Palestine has any autobahns (although they certainly should!) and i doubt a car for consumer use can even do 400kph and now i'm curious to know the top speed of a formula one racing car.......actually it's around 370kph, so it IS conceivable that a Jewish political leader COULD in fact do 400kph on a Jewish Autobahn, but i suppose they would have to build one first and then find a leader that can drive formula one cars at that speed (and is willing to!)

most cars at that speed would in fact become air-borne, but, as you know, formula one cars have wings at the back to keep them on the ground, their speed is astonishing, 370kpm is insanely quick, probably many airplanes take off at this speed

anyway, that's all that happened in the dream: we met, talked about the car, i recalled the three men's identities upon waking, even after attending church and what not, many hours later, and not even thinking about these three particular men at all in my regular life

moving on, church today, Tim, who i was bitching about earlier in this blog for joking about me endangering my kid's life only to win at soccer (actually i was playing goalie while holding my kid as i was keen to play and my kid wouldn't be left alone)

anyway Tim was preaching about something or other (the book of Proverbs [of Solomon] in the old testament, a Jewish book)....... it got me thinking about Jesus' parable about the shrewd servant.... the shrewd servant learns his boss will fire him and becomes worried as he doesn't know how to make money any other way than taking care of his boss' business......... so he calls in people that owe money to his boss and says: you owe the boss 1000 coins for this olive oil, say you owe him 800 coins (i'm paraphrasing), he does something similar with another debtor that owes for wheat

in this way the shrew manager, despite being dishonest, is currying favor with his boss' debtors, this could earn him some 'guan-xi' as the chinese say, that is, the boss' servants will 'owe him one'; this could open a door to opportunity to him in a soon to come, uncertain, future........ in fact, it wouldn't solve all of his problems, but merely buy him some time while he figures out his next steps, ie., learn a trade

the boss learn of this and remarks that the dishonest manager is wise to do so........ some Jewish sect at the time, in Israel (Israel is a VERY old expression, which is why we've put the terms '5th prime minister' and 'president' above, between little quotation marks, like the twin towers of afore-mentioned little city) --- this reminds us, in fact, of the famous letters around said quotation marks that occurred around 13 years ago now: "Death to Israel" read the letters.... again, one for Glen Beck.......

anyway, this is a very interesting parable, some greedy money-minded sect, the Pharisees or suchlike, probably all Jews, hear the parable and 'sneer' at Jesus, according to Gospel, as they say......... why would they sneer? a man that steals money from his boss! and is accounted wise by the boss? a dishonest man, stealing money! Jesus, according to the Gospel, disses his sneerers, saying they are too money-minded, and what is good for them is detestable to God and what God loves, they despise....  this is very interesting..... i find this to be very evident with television and many sports, take Rugby League here in Australia: the players are all total slutbags, often drunks too..... this is clearly abominable to God, yet to many of the masses here in Australia, Rugby League and these 'players' are great!

this story goes on to something else which basically says, obey Moses or you will be screwed in the future badly

this is possibly the most interesting parable by Jesus in the Gospels, in my opinion.... well today is a very famous day in the hispanic world: el doce de octubre, the 12th of October.......... the day we celebrate the Italian Christopher Colombus discovering America ---- a day for anyone with blood, native to the Americas, from before that date, like the Mexican Indians, Paraguayans, redskins, and the singer from red hot chilli peppers to bitch and moan about the Spanish conquistadores and what murderous sons of bitches they were..... in Spain it's considered the National Day and it's a similar date to Jesus' real actual birthday which was early October..... these are Libra dates, which means a type seeking balance, however, despite being Spain's national day, it's not Spain's real birthday, which i'm certain is a Piscean birthday and must therefore fall in March before the spring equinox or late february............the Iberian peninsula has been inhabited at least 40,000 years, as per cave paintings, so it's difficult to know when Spanish culture really was born there, historically -- and when to consider Portugal and Spain separately (as they are really a kind of blending)

definitely looking forward to catching Pitt's 'Fury' movie, even if it is abominable to God..... and hoping Jolie will make a Where's Wally movie, maybe with some Jews with rings that have whistles, like in the Simpsons

Jolie is always 'selling smoke' and generally making silly movies for the chronically in-bred and mentally retarded and masses in general to 'enjoy' (drool at while waiting to be wiped clean) - can some Jew in Jewwywood please get her to make a Where's Wally movie, that would be hella-cool


returning to the Pharisees sneering, the gall of this punk hippy bitch! that disrespects all of our blessed Jewish holidays and traditions and markets himself a man of God and even the very Son of God in the flesh! to preach about a boss complementing his servant for STEALING from him! "i'll a pop a cap in His arse! that punk chinny wagging bitch [insert beeping sound on top of profanity]"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBJ4X5uPI0s

in the Parable, which can be understood in various ways, the Boss could be taken to mean God, and the servant or manager can be taken to mean a man....... if the Pharisees see it as abominable to steal from God; God, in the parable, does not reckon it so, but considers it wise

Friday, October 10, 2014

thousands of Kobane residents will soon be slaughtered by ISIS in cold blood


my gut tells me that this could still be averted but only if Obama picks up his phone and starts acting.....

unfortunately, i do not think Obama will act..........the biggest problem for Obama has been his constant mantra of, 'we will not put troops in harm's way,' and, 'we will not put troops on the ground in iraq,'...........

history is showing us that the evacuation, massive spending on arms and propping up the weak Shi-ites, has strengthened the Sunnis and now they are pissed off and thirsty for some murder.... a 'palpable bloodlust', as Bush would say..........

that means in a few days time, they will start murdering thousands of residents left stuck in Kobane.......

here are some of the issues:

1) Obama's reluctance to 'put boots on the ground' / lack of hover packs for soldiers to hover in

2) Turkey likes to hold Kurds down, Kurds are Turkey's niggers.... Turkey says she won't get involved unless the U.S. signs on to shut Assad down

3) foreign fighters that are interested in the complex situation are all terrorists

4) the Kurds about to be slaughtered are considered terrorists by the USA and the EU -- this is an utter fallacy as they are certainly not terrorists

5) Turkey doesn't give a shit about the Kurds, except that they can start trouble in Turkey; the Kurds are being thoroughly arse-fucked by ISIS

6) the Kurds should have been properly armed years ago..... various factions in Syria should also have been armed more aggressively, if McCain was President, things wouldn't look like they do now although it would still be a clusterfuck

7) no-one can advise Obama if they are in the military or CIA as they are all white supremacists, only card carrying communists can advise Obama and only if they are pro-Ukraine and anti-Russia (absurd!)

8) Obama could grudgingly be prompted to save those Yeshive people on the mountain top a few weeks ago but cannot be prompted to save Kobane's Kurds because he doesn't want to re-nig on his 'no boots on the ground policy'........

9) the CIA people are too wussy to act on their own, air-dropping weapons to Kobane's residents..... the CIA were a lot bolder under Reagan doing all kinds of crazy shit in South America

10) Obama is afraid of tanks, he thinks they are only good when holding (blinged out) goldfish, lol, ha ha ha

11) lack of strategy completely: say, for example, Obama hadn't run around saying 'no boots on the ground' since he was in diapers, and he actually left himself some wiggle room to say, we're going to 'effect a limited incursion'.... then a tank squadron or two, some soldiers, air strikes, would easily repel isis from Kobane......... then the strategy would be: to where? a line would have to be drawn

you don't even have that right now, you have nothing, just what has been outlined above

12) in any case, after Kobane is taken by ISIS, it can only be a matter of time before they start testing Turkey directly across the border..... this will be interesting to see if the two neighbors will get along peacefully or if a war will break out between Turkey and ISIS, these will be extremely interesting and somewhat dangerous

CONCLUSION: Obama should sign off on helicoptering as many Kobane civilians out of Kobane as possible, otherwise they will be murdered

also it wouldn't be surprising if war broke out in Korea one of these days either

Thursday, October 9, 2014

the hengaillaan test / tupperguddy / kidman-firth-strong movie


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G_vnjEL9R4  (hengaillaan)

ok so touching on that last posting, the KIRKA song Hengaillaan will henceforth be considered the gold standard of what is to be considered worthy entertainment and what is not.........for example, recently a kidman/firth/strong movie is released at the cinema: 'before i go to sleep' or something like that, based on the reviews, it would not be more entertaining than just listening to Hengaillaan a few times..........on the other hand, Brad Pitt's 'Fury' movie would be more entertaining than just listening to Hengaillaan by Kirka a few times

kirka

Kirka is a russian first generation finn in case you were wondering, immensely talented man by the looks of it (now deceased) and one of Finnland's most famous sons in the sphere of music

now about tupperguddy, it has finally clicked in, i finally understand now the basic formation........ i didn't realize that the defensive players are actually DIFFERENT to the offensive players in the NFL.... for example, when a team, say the Texans, do NOT have the ball, they do not field their quarterback and regular offensive players, instead they field their defensive players who are an entirely different batch of 11 fellows, i did not realize this before...........furthermore, these defensive players are 5 linemen who are big fellows who bust and thrust and block the opposing five big fellows (refrigerators) in front of them upon the snap, at the scrimmage........ another say four players might be some kind of linebackers, such as inside linebackers..........the inside linebacker will look to sack or block the quarterback from making a throw, he will seek out the quarterback immediately the ball is snapped, potentially penetrating through (over the top or through a gap) the scrimmage linemen (ten in total, really) or else around them...........those players not slotted as linemen (about 5) or linebackers (another maybe 4) will be set as what i would call switches or flip-floppers.....this is not the normal term used in the game but neither is tupperguddy so go figure........anyway the two switches will be very nimble, agile, fast, rapid, lithe, spritely fellows who will go deep and watch out for any long passes from the quarterback, seeking to intercept the ball or frustrate any opposing players headed deep into their territory.......... if the ball is already close to the endzone of the defenders then there will be no need to field two switches therefore instead of fast, lithe players, the coach will look to field 2 linebackers instead who would be bigger, heavier guys, capable of blocking a penetrating, busting run on foot with the ball........... this change of players would be temporary due to the conditions and players are slotted around frequently between plays i would imagine although i do not know the rules regulating this, i think there's only maybe twice a quarter or twice a game a coach can call a timeout outright, will have to figure that out later

anyway back to the strong/kidman/firth movie, so was reading the reviews on it, then some guy comes along with his date........after she jumps out, he tells me that he met her on some dating website tinder, some time ago, got her pregnant on accident, met her for moral support and 'closure' regarding her abortion but also to 'tee up' a threesome as she was looking for some woman on tinder to 'growl her out' as the folks say 'down under'............ it got me thinking, that would be a really neat start to a movie, for example, a nichole kidman movie: some mother and her girlfriend (just a female friend, not a growler) are going home but at their home the mom's daughter and her friends have made arrangements on some dating website to have some random guys jump them once they walk in the door, instead the mom and her friend go in and get accidentally raped, that would be a really entertaining start to a movie and really a scenario that is sure to end up playing out somehow in real life somehow

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

checking in with letterman


report card -

dave takes applause and adulation for 2 minutes.... finally he starts telling jokes -- none of them are memorable but neither unpleasant -- if he is indeed recruiting his writers from back alleys as they pick their lunches out of trash dumpsters then more power to him

then dave starts going all obscure and lame, kind of mumbling like about some dumb thing somewhere in america, like that groundhog that predicts the weather except stupid and lame (unlike the groundhog).......

then he starts telling some funny jokes, thank God for that and you start wondering if he's recruiting writers from homeless shelters or what, whatever he's doing to recruit writers, it's working because he's saying something funny

where's the old people's home? big red forgot his Pokemon!


then there's one of these kooky funny segments internal gps, george w is there and then the crown jewel of the show is some guy explaining how he was kidnapped at gunpoint twice with his bro and that it was horrific and then the 20/20 guy is all surprised and says, 'horrific, how?'......... clearly dave's writers had some healthy protein and carbs and even some vitamins in their bellies when they unearthed that jewel

then dave gets some first generation south carolinian comedian whose parents are from india -- the guy is quite amusing

then there's some scene with big red --- his potential is being wasted, he used to be a lady's man kind of guy but now he's just angry --- how can you solve a problem like big red? you can try singing that in tune with the song from the sound of music.........clearly his potential needs tapping -- my advice would be to send him to some nursing homes for the elderly...... even if you don't show the clips, the effort will pay dividends in terms of getting him to do something funny or just deciding to leave him there permanently

speaking of grandpas, some old guy miraculously makes it to dave's bench without a wheelchair..... if you weren't born before 1924 forget about even understanding what he's talking about, pistachio nuts in idaho or something, no idea, maybe he was talking about frank sinatra

remember when americans were brash and rude and obnoxious but at the same time right about reminding people that their country doesn't have real doctors or hospitals and stuff like that? there was none of that........ they need to start mocking some inferior nation -- just throw a dart at a map of the world and get cracking: YOU NEED TO START HAZING THE REST OF THE WORLD BITCHES AND MAKE ME LAUGH

here look at this eurovision from 1984 - finland's entry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G_vnjEL9R4   (hengallaain)

enough said, OK, these finns aren't even trying to be funny, they're just being themselves.... you're work is cut out for you, go to it

actually i really like that finnish song, it's the only eurovision song worth listening to, great song


C'mon let's boogie

Twenty-five past ten tonight
We missed the only late-night train, but that's all right
After dawn, at six o-five, the morning train's due to arrive
 
C'mon, let's boogie, mama, dance around
We're jamming all night long
C'mon, let's boogie, mama, move around
This beat will go on and on
 
But don't you worry if trains don't come
They ain't gonna hurry, we got fun
Life is like a choo-choo, always there to take you to
 
Two o'clock, the night is blue
And no one in the station hall, just me and you
All is gone, there's nothing to lose
Get up, so still, let's blow a fuse
 
C'mon, let's boogie, mama, dance around
We're jamming all night long
C'mon, let's boogie, mama, move around
This beat will go on and on
 
But don't you worry if trains don't come
They ain't gonna hurry, we got fun
Life is like a choo-choo, always there to take you to
 
Six o'clock, no trains you see
We missed it like the one before, but c'est la vie
Thanks a lot, we laugh and cry
We wanna get this feeling up high
 
C'mon, let's boogie, mama, dance around
C'mon, let's boogie, mama, move around
 
C'mon, let's boogie, mama, dance around
We're jamming all night long
C'mon, let's boogie, mama, move around
This beat will go on and on
 
This beat will go on and on

Monday, October 6, 2014

Rookwood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peK0Pcq3TmI    (at last)
flora


Rookwood is, according to the claim Rookwood makes, i think, the biggest cemetery in the southern hemisphere..... i rode Colleen (my newly acquired only 7 days ago 49cc motor scooter) to Rookwood tonight and parked her and took a short jog and walk afterwards....... the ride took only about five minutes from my garage to Rookwood's eaves........ i am well and truly in love with Colleen, my 49cc motor scooter.... it's like that song in Pleasantville: At last my true love has come along......... i've already decided that once i discharge Colleen from service in a year or so, when i have my full license and am ready, i will acquire Britney.... Britney will be at least 250cc, possibly 500cc (ideally i guess) and will be a normal motorbike with gears.... very likely Japanese........... i look forward to doing 110kph on the freeway riding Britney, but for now am enjoying my love affair with Colleen immensely

about Rookwood, let me say that just like the videoclip pegged above, from Pleasantville, lover's lane..... Rookwood cemetery is for me, just such a special place.... however, i do not feel the need to bring any woman or friend or even a dog there, just Colleen is enough (the motor scooter)....... the trees along Rookwood's western perimeter, on East street, which i travelled tonight, it is an exceedingly long street, very long, probably more than a mile, easily....... it borders Rookwood's western perimeter..... the trees are all imports, i've included a photograph above..... my mother actually completed a degree in Spain in Horticulture, however i never did seem to learn much, if anything, about the topic from her, in any case, i observed that one of the pines had small leaves with surprisingly stiff and sharp pricks (see photo right), i have never actually observed this pine before that i can think of.............the tree leaf on the left also a common sight there.........happily absent were the local gum trees which are very ugly and retarded creatures, so common in australia which seems like a retarded continent in its flora and fauna (native).......what lends to Rookwood's mystique, for me, without question, is the fact that it is a place where i witnessed a UFO around early March 2003..... i had taken a jog from the boarding house i stayed a few months on Jersey road in strathfield to Rookwood's eastern perimeter on Weroona Road (the Eastern portion) - it is a divided rode, i rode Colleen up Weroona's western side tonight.........anyway, all those years ago, 11 and a half now, i ran from Jersey Road strathfield, to Weroona, on the eastern side, jumped over the cemetery gates and took a rest after all that jogging (which i did tonight also but without entering the cemetery)..... we mentioned this earlier on this blog, this sighting, the spaceship was an electric silvery blue and shaped like a warplane style although very smooth on the outside and glowing a kind of silvery blue light, i tried seeing if there was a cockpit and a pilot but there was nothing that could be seen, the thing was about 200 yards up in the sky i suppose and kind of heading towards where i was but way up high, it appeared out of invisibility......... doing which does not strike me at all as odd and i'm sure this kind of thing happens with people, actually i've seen this happen with people a number of times just appear out of invisibility.... anyway, there it was in a second or two it had slowly travelled about 200 yards i suppose in a kind of parabola towards up above me, more or less directly, and then shot away from where i was facing into the horizon in about 2 to 3 seconds with a marked and noticeable acceleration, without making any noise or zapping into non-existence, it just smoothly glided away, very quickly -- it was extremely cool --- maybe there was a female driving the thing........... i'm sure aliens out there are doing it all the time and some are male/female whereas others are asexual, having evolved back out of bi-gender races, this must be a universal norm, i reckon, along with the bipedal form...........

anyway, it was with some remembrances of this sight and the feelings it aroused that i found myself strolling along Rookwood's western perimeter, enjoying the ambience..... it is truly a beautiful place, as although it is in a large city of about 5 million people, you might easily feel you are in a small town, in a rural place, even.............. sydney is about the size of LA but with less than half the amount of people so there are many extended places, places with horses, farms, on the perimeters, etc..........

generally its a good opportunity to try to experience the mysterious, going for a walk like that, with the full moon and the artistic smattering of low flying clouds obscuring the moon............much better than being glued to the tv..... there's a chirping of crickets or cicadas or some kind of bichos at the community college grounds across the road, a symphony.......... the sky, an artist's pallet......... the artist, we don't know who it is, but clearly there is some kind of artist, some kind of creator or creators who make us look like insignificant ants, nitwits............ the lofty heights of the atmosphere, someone or something made this possible, the moon, some force created it -- some Intelligence is out there, also flying around in spaceships, what would those magnificent fliers have to say about God?

it would be good to know...........did you know in Russia there is some President of some obscure soviet or russian republic no-one has even heard of who is one of these billionaire oligarchs of Russia, a very busy and important man in Russia, who has openly confessed on russian tv a number of times that space aliens took him into their spaceship into outer space and that he saw space with them from their spaceship.........  an amazing story

other stories abound about alien sightings on the internet, it's an amazing topic.........one guy says he's been taken to another planet..............

while it certainly would be a thrill to visit another planet with some space aliens on their spaceship, Benji is happy to merely ride Colleen around at 60kph fearing death from a sidestreet and enjoying the cool breeze....springtime is here and the weather is warm and agreeable........ we are at peace with ourselves.......

some of the gravesites had little colored lights on them tonight, like xmas trees, they seemed to be a chinese styled thing to have such little lights on the gravestones like that, there was a poster saying there's going to be a sculpture walk for another week or so.......... i hope to ride through the cemetery soon in the daytime on Colleen....... the quantity of bones of the deceased in the cemetery does not lend it a morbid feel but rather the place seems full of healthy nitrogen rich fertilizer..... it is a very large ground with many roads and pathways.......... certainly seems an appealing place to get back to nature, here in the midst of suburbia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czA94KUHzD0

Saturday, October 4, 2014

hollywood happenings with your host, benji





see that picture? that's how most of the people Benji deals with see him, just a bundle of drawn back hair and a neck and some cheek, like an over the shoulder shot, but the left shoulder -- while Benji drives - hopefully they aren't jerking eachother off..... in that picture it's actually Reese Witherspoon and an absolutely marvellous movie, Pleasantville......... Witherspoon is coming out now with two new movies, one called Wild which seems to be a biopic about Courtney Love...... secondly, some movie about african child soldiers, all grown up, from Sudan......... also Ridley Scott is coming out with a big special effects movie about Moses which could be very promising

another biblical film this year was Noah, which we haven't seen, due to being a hater, or whatever, which didn't look as great as Moses is looking...... Russell Crowe also appeared in a french revolution musical, les miserables, the movie -- the trailer for that on the big screen did look pretty good

not really sure much else about Witherspoon and Crowe's careers or personal lives, apart from Crowe got a divorce and am wondering if his wife was one of my buddies at film school -- although don't really care........and Witherspoon got pulled over by some cops on the freeway somewhere in america........ one of my schoolmates in university in spain later ended up marrying Alejandro Sanz, the famous latin-world singer.........so i wouldn't at all be surprised if one particular film school classmate here in sydney, 15 years ago, did end up marrying Russell Crowe, but don't really care anyway

what's clear is that these people, Sanz, Crowe, Witherspoon, Scott, know how to make movies and videoclips and things of such nature and get paid for it......... unfortunately, Benji is just not really capable of that, hence Benji drives a cab and the aforementioned sip pena coladas and get paid to have fun acting in movies.........such is life

one of the reasons Benji cannot be a successful filmmaker is his lack of marketable ideas, here's an example: wouldn't it be absolutely magnificent to see Crowe and Witherspoon in the same movie, together, as leading parts..........up until there, i'm sure anybody would agree with me: audience, bankroller, important (ashkenazi) Jew in casting agency in LA and NYC, respected anglo-saxon thespian in London and New Zealand.......... all the afore-mentioned would absolutely agree with me: put Witherspoon and Crowe together and watch the money wagons pull into the station and the happy viewers swipe their credit cards at the dvd machine or hand over cash for exhorbitant popcorn at the cinema..........

however, it is after this premise that Benji is no longer capable of competing with these big-screen bread winners, for a successful writer would craft a tail of the two perhaps being hunted down while on a camping trip by some crazy thugs or something, or perhaps high end lawyers who find out their boss is embezzling funds or god knows what scenario, it's amazing to think these two are never seen in the same movie........... unfortunately, Benji's ideal movie with the two would ruin both of their careers, possibly cause a global financial crisis and general meltdown in human confidence, etc, due to how amazingly terrible it would be.... it would be such a bad film, the reviewers at Rotten Tomatoes would actually experience heart attacks in their frenzy to express their shock and disbelief that such a bad film were possible, it would, in fact, be like the car that Homer invents in that memorable Simpsons episode:

the homer


in my film, both would play a married Australian couple, Crowe would be legless from the mid-thigh down and play a high court magistrate or just a local court magistrate, Witherspoon would play the captain of the Australian women's cricket team, the year would be around 1965 and it would be set in Australia and everyone, including Witherspoon, would have real Australian accents...... ideally Witherspoon would turn into a blood-sucking vampire and Crowe's character would turn a blind eye to it due to feeling alienated in his marriage to Witherspoon's character.........there could possibly be a cold-war scandal, with the Witherspoon cricket playing vampire character possibly attacking a Russian Diplomat from the USSR who later turns out to be a spy anyway........ this is the kind of movie i would enjoy for years until being able to finally understand that it's possibly not a great movie......... unfortunately, perhaps, it would never get made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp0Xe1Hg1dw  (tobey tear-wiper)

where's tobey macguire to wipe my tears when i'm having a bad day (like today!) -- he's not here in person! bitch! oh well, at least i can watch the 'fury' trailer with brad pitt and be proud of not getting a hard-on despite his extremely good looking macho persona in the flick

that 'fury' movie looks pretty cool, brad and all the tanks there and the nazi germans too....... benji recently made a short montage featuring a tank however no-one watches it.... just like that character from the eleanor rigby song.............      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA8bEGM8EgQ

moving on, the coen brothers.........weren't they the guys that did the big lebowski? they have real potential those guys........ one time, in spain, some spaniard guy was telling me that he liked the new (at the time) george lucas star wars movie (episode 1 or 2) but that he wanted to see more special effects of the type where the two Jedis run at super distance covering a quarter mile in a flash...... in a similar way, it would be good to see the Cohen brothers come up with some kind of exploitative and audacious personalities, kind of reflective of the absurd and comedic (but highly entertaining) relationship between the blonde skater in Blades of Glory and his adoptive father who is a hedge fund manager and only adopts him to use him like a hedge fund manager uses an asset

ok so youtubing them it turns out they were associated with angelina jolie's movie 'unbroken' which i'm pretty sure was filmed in large part here in sydney some months ago....... so clearly they are not looking at something comedic with that but really kind of dramatic..... but they did seem to have that movie with the horny jew woman, can't remember which one now.........

God what a horrible day with my kid today, being a stay at home dad on days off isn't always like an episode of 11th heaven --- here's how i felt today dealing with my kid, like the sarge in this tv commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFy0x_Uixo

what a lousy guilt trip, just cannot stand to deal with the kid today anymore or his mother, thank God for the Bengali lady that's taking care of him right now - i don't want to have a relationship like the drill sargent therapist and wussy yellow guy in this tv commercial with this kid when he gets older...... maybe i'll fall off my bike and die in a hospital (not a plan) actually i don't want that to happen -- didn't get enough sleep --- if i were a 1% i could get a nanny -- i bet Sofia Vergara can have like 20 nannies, actually if i went off to live in Indonesia i could have 20 nannies too as $100 a month is a good wage there........... did you know when i was living in china i could have hired a monthly personal assistants for about $300 a month?

GOING MEDIEVAL: VARIOUS FORMS OF TORTUROUS DEATHS


fonzie rides a motorbike, richie does not



recently we have mentioned routine decapitation in saudi arabia, a u.s. ally in the 'anti-isis' effort and the syrian/iraqi sunni rebels propagandistic decapitations...... and also the famous guillotine of the french revolution along with the name Robespierre, being well known even to lay students of the french revolution, like the Benji, who know next to nothing about it

still, if you can imagine you are facing your death, not on your motor scooter, but in some medieval fashion, let's consider two popular forms of execution, slow and tortourous, in medieval europe, and this is no defense of the french's panache for decapitation, but it is worth mentioning that decapitation, by guillotine at least, is a rapid and painless death........

nobody cares to think about death.....consider how many times you will crap in your lifetime? how many times, possible 3-6 times a week, you will go through the ritual of wiping your arse........ of cleaning yourself in your shower, if you have one........ or cleaning yourself somewhere else if you're one of the millions of people (not so much in china where running tap water is the abundantly had) in nepal or india or wherever else there's no running water.......... how many times you will sit down to eat........ how many times you will do various things that are rituals in your life: jerk off, talk to your mother, sit down with pen and paper to write an old-fashioned letter, lick a stamp, spend over an hour preparing  a proper meal............. or are you one of those people that spends their days in internet cafes playing computer games

nowadays, even in communist china, where 3000 people are put to death by the State every year, more than the rest of the world's governments combined, although paling by comparison to the war dead in syria and iraq in the past few years and paling also in comparison to africa's war dead

so sorry to digress friends, the matter at hand was imagining two common forms of tortorous executions, well three if we count staking, four with crucifixion (which ISIS is carrying out now in iraq)........... possibly the worst was the german practice of slow boiling in oil........ a very german form of punishment.......... this is an absolutely horrifically painful way to die.......... you would absolutely not want to experience this, death would by excruciatingly slow and painful -- very possibly better to be crucified

another horrible form of death is quartering, a common form of quartering was to tie all four limbs to four different horses, then have them gallop off in opposite directions.........this would not be such a painful death -- there would be pain but it wouldn't be slow and excruciating like being boiled alive slowly in oil........ staking is a way of killing someone by staking them, often around the anus area, impaling them, as it were.........this death while painful, is relatively rapid

we mentioned above our common rituals as humans: crapping, jerking off, talking to our mothers, cooking, writing to pen friends, etc

but when do we consider our Death? when it should be? where we should go afterwards, etc.........with the average christian, it's anathema to talk about the afterlife involving taking on a new body on this or some other planet......... only abstractions such as heaven / hell / resurrection in unclear, unspecified, un-scientific terms are permitted, making Christianity distant and navel-gazingly remote and fearful about death

what about Death is fearful, even given an understanding that we are here to evolve as Souls and have experiences and then move on

putting outside medieval fears like painful/tortured deaths, or painful deaths dying of bubonic plague, apart from that, and fear of the unknown in general, and losing our material wealth, a great many people fear losing their loved ones

the question of relationships enters the equation......for non believers in reincarnation, it's hard for them to understand that the relationships and personalities that they currently know as their mother, father, wife, children, brothers, sisters, in-laws, etc; will not be the same personalities in future lifetimes.......and in one lifetime the soul might bother to marry and have children, but in the next lifetime may decide to pass on that......... at the end of the day, the Soul only has itself in its never-ending pilgrimage...... only fools reckon on only one lifetime...... at the very least people should try to do some good for the sake of not having to live out bad Karmic consequences in a future lifetime

is it difficult for a man at age seventy, to die, saying goodbye to his wife, children, grand-children, say, in some small village in italy.........and then 50 years later, for example, to be born, let's say on some other planet similar to Earth, and there have to build new relationships with different souls, most importantly, in the beginning, a new mother or mother figure

obviously a human cannot go through his life wondering these questions every single day, but no doubt at some point, especially among the elderly, these questions become relevant...........can you imagine a society, here on Earth, let's say a million years from now, for example, where the Souls are able to remember themselves in such a way that they are able to contact their former friends and family even after death, perhaps as a young adult of 20 years of age, from the perspective of their next lifetime, such a future is actually inevitable, albeit in a very distant way

wouldn't it be better to focus on this kind of thing, the ability to self-remember and become self-aware than fidgeting around with facebook all day long and playing clan-member?

this then seems to beg the question: when is it worthwhile to choose suffering over non-suffering for the sake of advancement...........

sorry to wax so philosophical, maybe it's because riding a motorbike brings me closer to death

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

adam sandler / formulaic


ok we mention adam sandler, the first two things the average person who's even heard of him would think: 1) formulaic, 2) jew

the thing is happy gilmore is one of the greatest movies ever made and billy madison isn't bad either --- unfortunately, whenever sandler gets together with barrymore disaster ensues........... they made some movie set in hawaii....... it wasn't memorable enough to be able to even recall one scene from it....... also unclear is why they are repeating the experiment

here is the unfortunate trailer for this experiment in failure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQJli_Xci1Y  (failure)

if you can watch it from start to end, write me a letter to 24/9 marion street auburn 2144 australia, stating as much and how you did it and i'll put you on my xmas card list, you'll be the first person on it.........

drew barrymore should find a role playing an astronaut........anyone that saw drew barrymore playing an astronaut in some movie would think: winner! straightaway........ she should have a white puffy suit and everything, that's the best thing she can do as an actress, take it from the benji.......... she should never appear with sandler in anything and sandler seriously needs to re-evaluate what he's doing with his career, as an artist............. my advice: go stand at a urinal, have one especially built or set up........... have a picture of einstein on the wall with the caption 'think' --- decorate urinal as per your preferences, pink, purple, disco ball, whatever............jerk the urinal chain 50 times......... stop jerking our chain.......shmuck