https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_MGWio-vc (little drummer boy song)
so was having a great day today and hadn't even thought about seth mcfarlane even once in many, many weeks........when we say many, many weeks, think the old guy in the police academy movie, that says "many, many"many, many, many times
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then at the dvd machine at the mall, 'a million ways to die in mexico' by seth mcfarlane is available for only $3.50.... it seemed like only yesterday it was playing at the cinema............ you know how it is with seth mcfarlane............ it's like the little drummer boy song..........seth mcfarlane is the baby jesus and you're the little drummer boy (who isn't even mentioned in the bible at all but if you try telling that to the people at fox news you're a communist atheist heathen scum)...........you have some lousy job, driving a cab, waiting tables, restringing tennis rackets, whatever........ what can you give seth mcfarlane (who is practically baby Jesus)? you have no gift to bring, that's fit to bring a king......nothing........ so just play your drum, pa rampa pam pam
anyway, the south african lady from that movie ronsters teaches mcfarlane how to cock and discharge his thing....... but she has a badarse boyfriend, some irish guy, liam nielson (not to be confused with the rating system) that hollywood uses to coax irish people away from awkward social institutions like washer women laundromats where all the impregnated women outside of wedlock are sent to work until they die after their babies are ripped out of their weeping, heaving embraces
the haters are gonna say this movie is 'formulaic'......... that's what all the dishwashing/accountant/project manager mediocrities of this world says when adam sandler just knocks everyone for six with killer movies like happy gilmore, instead of just humbling themselves and busting out their drum
sarah silverman plays herself in the movie, a dirty whore with old clothes, according to mary rose or whatever that mary lady that plays host of entertainment tonight (mary hart), she got to keep the 'new threads' and hash cookie from the movie, apparently they just found her in some insane asylum in utah or an arranged polygamous marriage or a bus shelter or dumpster or something and dangled a bag of coke on the end of a string and rode her to arizona like that with promises of free cookies and clothing in exchange for some 'work' ......... everyone had forgotten about her after the big bruhaha where she said the wailing wall in jerusalem is a place where jews get beaten up by arabs or something - anyway fuck her
speaking of fox news, that's another thing that pisses me off, everyone is playing soggy SAO (a SAO is an australian biscuit) in soggy sao everyone jerks off on the biscuit like it's seth mcfarlane and you're hella pleased with him and then the last person to come has to eat it, that's soggy sao, anyway ronald reagan is the SAO for fox news and it's really bullshit coz there he is with nancy giving michael jackson (who is dressed like a third world dictator) some award on the rose garden, and he's just a total paedophile douche........ proven........so fuck ronald reagan too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL4tyu65mho (watch interview with jackson's formerly 7 year old protege, some kid from australia who was just a regular SAO munching ossie kid until michael jackson got his oven mitts all over him - insert high pitched woo hoo here)
ANYWAY, are the Texans gonna win the superbowl this year or what???? it kind of feels like we can't start rooting for some other team until they win the goddam arse-whoring thing, this is the second year waiting for them to win it, don't really care that much about it though
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| wouldn't want to try coming all over this guy, no way, no how |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons_(rocket_engineer)
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