and not add anything at the moment, until hearing, just a short moment ago, not for the first time, some radio commercial, during glen beck program, advertising some movie out these days about a dolphin called winter....
this is obviously meant to be one of those 'feel good' movies for people addicted to valium and anti-depressants or the youth of today who haven't yet done long-term brain damage with other drugs like crystal meth, and are too stupid to realize how lame and horrible that movie about winter the dolphin really is........despite never seeing a preview for it, and only hearing the commercial occasionally, i can tell it's the kind of 'feel good' movie that would have me proceeding to plan b: suicidal ideation, as a form of relief, were i to be trapped in a long distance bus with one of those tv sets with the loud sound system that you can't avoid playing this winter the dolphin movie (another option would be smashing the emergency glass and jumping out the back window on the freeway at 80 mph just to avoid this nauseous trash of a movie), which really is plan b
to drive the point home mercilessly, as it were, if you can imagine the airheads at good mourning america and cnn, what kind of movie they want to see on their day off, it's this movie.......... it must be weird how some people can hear the actor in the advert, riffing from the movie, say: "winter needs a playmate, she's a great dolphin, let's all get choked up about it...." (insert hippy pukefest inspirational music) ---- actually what i hear is: "i gave my agent a blowjob to get this role, it's really weird coz i'm a guy and so is he but i'm not even sure if he's gay, man i can't wait to shoot some heroine up after today's wrap is done......."
moving on, saw half of 1998 movie 'soldier' today.......... wouldn't even bother watching the second half --- the intro is pretty cool, it's almost as if you're watching a comedy movie or a spoof or something but it's just goofy silly but entertaining but the movie progressively goes downhill from there........... winter the dolphin and 'soldier'.......... no good
just gonna check that with my imaginary friend, orange county hunter, would you agree? what are you saying orange county hunter? that's not nice, please don't say that, stop! stop! no! stop! please stop! no no no! aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hey just kidding! orange county hunter doesn't talk....... but you know who does? mr miyage.... remember how he gets daniel son to do all that work on his crib, just exploiting the poor guy! wax on wax off, paint this paint that, etc........looks like he's screwing the poor guy, at least not literally, God Bless him, but then he turns around and challenges Daniel son: show me how you wax on, wax off, paint up, paint down, etc, it turns out he's shown Daniel son some basic martial arts moves........ in the same vein, we've introduced two important notions of this blog, three if you count shit eating cock whore-ism..........namely: crapping on chests and orange county hunter..........remember what you can about each three matters and maybe in a shortcoming blog post we'll incorporate it all together neatly just like mr. miyage does in that aforementioned scene, or not, who can tell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-qesAt92Jw (miyage scene in question)
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