the adventures of Blooter

once upon a time there was a little boy called Blooter.... his mother told him one day when he was 5 that she would be leaving him to go work educating some poor mountain tribe in the andes in south america, and that he would be left with his 'aunt' lee lee who was a very fat chinese woman and who was not technically his aunt

one day aunt lee lee got stuck on the beach and some people from greenpeace had to help her out... it was very embarrassing for Blooter... every year in the spring, Blooter's mother would fly home from the Andes, she'd always joke about how it was the Fall over there........then Blooter wouldn't see her for a year

at school, everyone eschewed him after one day some random kid approached him and called him 'Blooter'.... 'hey look everyone, it's Blooter'..... everybody looked at him slack-jawed, waiting to see how he would respond, he didn't know how to respond, after that he was a pariah and everybody called him Blooter

after high school he went to Hollywood, he figured he might fit in there but lots of people told him Blooters weren't welcome in Hollywood, try the great plains, so he headed east to the plains but nobody there wanted Blooters, not even prairie rodents did....... so he headed for the mountains, nobody in mountain country had heard of or needed a Blooter so Blooter went home

then one day Mr. Smith, the boss of the country club gave Blooter a job......Mr. Smith didn't know Blooter's real name was Blooter but anyway he was very anti-Blooter....he had Blooter make signs like: death to Blooters and Blooters will be shot and Blooters go home........ Blooter was happy to do so as Mr. Smith never knew his name was Blooter and neither did anyone else........but one day, somebody that knew Blooter said he was a Blooter and Mr. Smith pointed to the door: 'Blooters aren't welcome 'round these parts son.'

Blooter decided to go on a self-help tv show, with the retirement of Oprah, the big thing in self-help tv was Fat Hugga, that was really her name, Fat Hugga was some fat lady from Jamaica that gave everyone that appeared on her show a big hug and the cameramen on her show were instructed to pull close ups of impressionable audience members crying and dabbing their eyes with kleenex

'Poor Blooter, poor Blooter, nobody ever loved you,' said Fat Hugga (that was her real name) holding Blooter tightly to her considerably large girdle so that Blooter could barely breath

then Blooter tried getting a job, one day he was walking past Home Depot and heard some people there talking about Blootered, he approached them but they were standing around a septic tank and were actually saying Blew Turd (TM)........ it was a hard day for Blooter but he told himself that Blooter is as Blooter does and kept on walking with his head up..... then Blooter walked past a service station where a stereo-typical indian guy from india seemed to be saying his name over and over again.....
'excuse me, are you saying Blooter?' asked Blooter....
'no, I'm saying blurted, i'm talking to my cousin Sanjay about a party, somebody blurted something very inappropriately...'
'oh, i see,' said Blooter and walked out disappointed again

(insert forlorn music soundtrack/tracking shots of Blooter walking next to a lake)

finally, Blooter came up with a plan of action:

1) get psychiatric help, become a legal druggie, turn into a zombie for life on legal pharmaceutical drugs, never to be cured, he wasn't sure if Obama-care would cover that, if not, how would he pay for it? robbing a bank seemed highly undesirable 

2) shoot up a bunch of people with a semi-automatic machine gun, from Texas if he had to go there, but who to shoot up? probably Mr. Smith and the country club people plus his old school and his old town..... the pros were seeing all the carnage and having people running in fear from him, screaming and bleeding, the cons were the consequences, e.g., in the afterlife if he had to die to avoid a long court case

3) a Blotting company in Scotland specializing in inks and pens offered him a job, over there everyone pronounced Blotting as Blooting.... that could be a winner

4) join the Peace Corps and go to Zanzibar in Africa for a couple of years

after much deliberation, Blooter chose the last option (Zanzibar)

shortly afterwards, relatively speaking, Blooter found himself inside one of those ever rarer creations: a travel agent...........
'name?' asked the travel agency......
'Blooter' replied Blooter..........
'can i see your passport honey?' asked the travel agent sceptically......... one of her eye-brows raised perceptively as she saw a picture of Blooter and under name it said: Blooter B Blooter, date of birth: 1st of Blooter nineteen eighty blooter....... wow! was that even a year she thought? oh well, the passport looked real, maybe she forgot to take her meds that morning, better to just type all the details into the system, if the system could swallow it then so could she...........
'when do you want to fly Blooter?' asked the travel agent.....
'on the 7th of next month' answered Blooter.

(insert shot of jumbo jet flying overhead........ then a shot of 'welcome to tanzania' at the local airport'.... establishing shots of streets and sights in Zanzibar and then happy go lucky music winds down esthetically as Blooter arrives at his hotel while scratching his head looking at a slip of paper)

what an amazing little island full of history thought Blooter......... with its arabic and portuguese influences.... the arabs from oman and before that from who knows where, the malays that had passed through.... the persians, the indians from india....... the buildings and bridges seemed to be almost oozing a palpable atmosphere that spoke of times and conditions centuries past....

at the hotel, the Peace Corps folks doled out assignments... Blooter was stuck with sponge-bathing senior citizens.... for two years.... he got a kit with a spongebob squarepants (TM) t-shirt and some sponges and suchlike.......

a while into his stint he made friends with one of the local females who he found attractive.... all of a sudden, for the first time ever since he murdered his college university professor that was a passionate nietzsche reader, and probably before that too, he realized that being an american citizen was like money in the bank in terms of prestige abroad.............. b-52 bombers, d-day, elvis presley, hiroshima and nagasaki.... it was all stuff he could now claim as his own and boast about.... wow, and imagine he had been sitting around at home back in america dreaming up plans to murder his taunters.....

'so is it true in america that cows that are black and white are given the same rights as cows that are purely white?' asked Blooter's girlfriend.

'yes, that's true,' answered Blooter, suddenly proud of his Nation's civil rights for cows.

'so then, if you have a cow that has mostly black hair, but some of it's hair is white....'

'yes, equal rights, no discrimination against cows with dark hair,' answered Blooter.

'wow,' said Blooter's girlfriend, 'what a country, and who is this George Michael you speak of?'

'he controls the money, if he wants pink money, they make the cash pink, if one day he wakes up and wants purple colored bills, then purple it is, he's the money man....' said Blooter

'and he's also a famous singer?' asked Blooter's girlfriend

'yes, that's right, they sell his records here in Zanzibar.'

'yes, that's right,' said Blooter's girlfriend, 'tell me about him, is it true what you said, that he is from Boston and played for the New York Knicks before studying a double major in pop music and finance?'

'yes, that's absolutely true,' answered Blooter.

'what position did he play?'

'power forward,' answered Blooter.

suddenly some random local african person, possibly a moslem, approached Blooter and asked him, 'you're name is Blooter, isn't it?' to which Blooter nodded.

The African then grabbed Blooter by the shirt... 'this is an outrage!' then he threw Blooter to the ground and looked at Blooter's girlfriend; 'how  can he be called Blooter! that is sacrilege! doesn't he know what a Blooter is???' he asked the girl both incredulously and angrily.

'I didn't know his name was Blooter!' the girl said very convincingly.

Blooter picked himself up and asked what Blooter meant in their culture.

The African guy was shocked. 'A Blooter is a popsicle, are you crazy? You don't know what a Blooter is about?'

It seemed that various white devils and Arabic devils too, who would be some kind of beige colored devils although technically not white, had exploited that part of Africa for the wood there to use it for the little sticks inside those cold icy treats so popular with folks with electrical refrigeration in the summertime when it's hot, commonly referred to as popsicles. Blooter's girlfriend quickly explained to him that the white devils from various multinational corporations acting on behalf of white people in general had instigated wholesale slaughters, e.g., between the Hutus and other folks in Rwanda's civil war over such trivial things as to whether a popsicle should be called a popsicle or an icy pole. The white devils had manipulated the Hutus in Rwanda in the early 1990s to kill the other ethnic majority because the other side called popsicles icy poles when they should be referred to as popsicles.

Blooter was flabbergasted, he had no idea about this important aspect of history, his girlfriend went on to explain that Jesus had even died, nailed to two giant popsicle sticks because he refused to believe lemonade was a delicious and tasty treat. His entire worldview had been turned upside down, and as if that impossible situation for his poor little psyche wasn't enough, the African guy now wanted to kill him. His new girlfriend saw what was going on and grabbed him by the wrist and drug him to a nearby motor vehicle, the two jumped in and drove off while the owner returned a moment later and watched them take off with his car, meantime the angry African assailant took another nearby car and gave chase. A big car chase scene ensued which is understandable as market research has proven again and again that movie viewers enjoy watching them, this one was actually shot in Morocco despite being set in Zanzibar, only the close up shots featured Blooter and his girlfriend and the assailant and they were shot in a studio in northern Canada with a bright green background, all of the other more exterior shots showing the various daring turns and twists and side-swipes of the car chase was performed by professional stunt drivers who were able to perform maneuvers most movie stars and normal people cannot perform.

the Tutsis in Rwanda were manipulated by the white devil to believe popsicles were really Icy Poles

the white devils were able to persuade the Hutus in Rwanda that popsicles could never be icy poles and the Tutsis should therefore be slaughtered in the hundreds of thousands.... tragedy ensued

finally, after a long and exciting car chase... Blooter and his girlfriend escape on foot with some random and exciting explosions licking their heels with fiery balls......... Blooter's girlfriend explained that she worked for a tourism service and the chase and assailant were really part of a service for tourists who were adventurous... at that moment the assailant's head popped out of a garbage can next to Blooter and said, 'yes, that's right, I'm just an actor employed by Wonder Safaris who entertains adventurous travelers interested in having an adventurous time, I believe this is where Africa's future truly lies: in adventure tourism'..... then the assailant's head ducked back down and the lid on the garbage can did too.... but Blooter couldn't see how his body could possibly be able to fit under the trash can as it was placed on top of  a transparent wooden crate... and the trash can was too small to hold the assailant's body. Clearly Blooter must have been dreaming and too sleepy to be aware of dreaming.

Then he looked up and the girl and the assailant were gone... instead he was on a street and scores and scores of severed human heads, all African, were rolling towards him... 'avenge us, avenge us,' they murmured.... then he was in a bowling alley grabbing a ball, as he approached to release the ball he looked down at the moment he released the ball and he had his fingers in two empty eye sockets and a mouth.... the mouth has sucking on his thumb too, as he released it it cried, 'avenge us!' and scored a strike.... the computer screen at the bowling alley said STRIKE in bold letters and played a little celebratory graphic.... Blooter screamed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zanzibar

http://www.csmonitor.com/Commentary/Opinion/2013/0118/Lessons-from-Rwanda-Talking-about-genocide-in-church

gutfeld bru-ha-ha reveals basic facts:

1) mothers that dress their babies in pink are doing them a major disservice

2) mothers that respond to adult male children's requests to be dressed in pink are doing them a worse disservice

3) aspiring to be pee-ed on by ricky martin is not a worthwhile goal

4) aspiring to appear on the back of a vhs x-rated video for having your 'bisexual plunge' is not a worthwhile goal

therefore, let's all pray for gutfeld briefly, amen

white supremacists on fox news 'the five' trash talk jim carey all day long

benji has already told you, white american, why you are a lame loser: it's because you are a white anglo-supremacist, that's why you spend your time watching the english royals on tv and why you're a loser......

they're saying on 'the five' about america's right to bear arms.......... but phone jammers are illegal in america..... phone jammers are a weapon used to fight another soft weapon called mobile phones..........

because america is a nation of soft white anglo-supremacist, white supremacist bitches, like the 5 people on the 5........ the only weapons bitch-arse americans carry are mobile phones which they use to annoy people, they cannot even have the right to carry a phone jammer to shut down said cell phones

ergo, you, white american, are a bitch, and benji enjoys more rights than you do, just don't sneeze on me, or touch me, and stay away from me......... God Bless

clarifying: american = bitch, only weapon you carry around stateside is your phone which u wield by saying, 'like totally, like i know, like totally!' in public places, annoying people.......... you do that because you are a bitch

in other news, just woke up from a night's sleep, dreamt was watching 'family guy' - then all of a sudden they busted out with the 'top cat' song....... maybe they've done that already, but if not, and you're reading that idea here for the first time, feel free...... going back to sleep now

fox news' gutfeld insults jim carey in the worst possible way

wow, that is just wrong.... no-one should insult jim carey like that, he is too funny.... he has done so many funny things, if he makes fun of farm people that's probably funny too...... if jim carey made fun of basically anything it'd probably be funny..... gutfeld should look behind him when walking down the street, probably de-activate his car alarm from the safety of behind a very thick brick wall -- no-one should think they can just dump on jim carey like that.......... please forgive him jim, he doesn't know what he is doing!

gutfeld is lucky he is free to say stuff like that, but what next? is he gonna start dumping on mohammed too? then what? burn down all the churches and synagogues? what is gutfeld playing at?

isn't that why canadian born people aren't allowed to become president? coz one day someone like jim carey could just come along and vaporize half of the entire world coz they show questionable fashion taste? who in their right mind would even insult carey? can u imagine what the outcome would be? before he even got to cracking his knuckles to get started, cans of whoop-arse would explode from a mere glance from carey, carey would snap gutfeld's spine in 20 places just by screeching a high pitch note at exactly the right pitch, kind of like when he sung to his animals in ace ventura......... gutfeld is talking crazy, just crazy

the only person that should even think about f*&king with carey is a woman and preferably not a fat one or overage or underage and probably just his wife if he's married

have u ever seen jim carey in a movie with gay icons like james dean, john wayne or the avengers? no? that's becoz there wouldn't be a movie.... carey would just snap their necks in two seconds, movie over, where's the plot now?

excellent documentary making on fox news!

there's some bill hemmer documentary about some cold war double agent, that is outstanding documenary reporting from fox news, well done! makes you want to give hemmer a slap in the rump and a free prostate cancer check, cough twice!

movie review: role models (2008); incredible burt wonderstone (2012)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430922/?ref_=sr_1   (role models 2008)


some dudes in southern california discover a magical closet and find themselves deeply ensconced inside it.... the four mian characters must all struggle with their inherent homosexuality while considering what to do with themselves as part of the anglo-american aryan master race (apart from get out of the closet)....... there's also a token black kid (mini obama).... dramatic weight gain is a serious option for the characters in the movie as well as the writers

http://www.theincredibleburtwonderstone.com/index.html#about (the incredible burt wonderstone)

made for queer people, this movie follows jim carrey and a couple of other dudes pursuit of cnn's christian amanpour's hand in marriage...... only one of them will be able to enjoy her european charms and will also get to report on the royals for good morning america.... essential viewing for men that enjoy having sex with alot of other men

obamacare debate on fox news

yesterday before the crazy asian guy beating himself up outside charlie chan's on george street here in sydney, gave a ride in the daylight hours to some doctor guy..... he also spent time in america and canada like alot of professionals here that work in engineering, etc...... he was saying in america it costs a paediatrician (or whatever the doctor is called that delivers babies) a whopping $800,000 a year to insure himself or herself against mal-practice lawsuits in case something goes wrong............ this he said, drives the cost of giving birth in america up considerably, although a normal childbirth is still a reasonable (in my opinion) 7 to 9 thousand dollars..... a caesarian would cost more, this doctor along with the canadians and most australians is in favor of socialized compulsory health care

i was telling him that at least in america before obamacare, people did not have to subsidize smokers due to screening before getting a policy based on your statistical situation.......... however, i just do not know enough about it all.......... i would like to see on fox news someone walk we the viewers through the hang-ups of socialized health care versus private health care in a simple, easy to understand way

coming up on 20,000 pageviews for benji's blogism

not much to report tonite... was gonna merely mention some asian dude, probably from communist china, that was beating himself up in the head#....... then i got home and megan kelly on fox news, God bless her little Soul, was poo-pooing america's cbs for showing aspects of communist propaganda from the past, revivified, in vietnam on an episode of 'the amazing race'

her and the easter bunny were saying that that was horrible for the poor vietnam vets in america? really? why not buy them a burger meal next time you see one sleeping on a cardboard box and ask him and i guarantee he'd say it isn't........

in fact, that episode of 'amazing race' looked great, so viva the glorious worker's revolution

and coming up on 20,000 pageviews for benji's blog, to give you an idea what that means, there was some russian family that escaped communism in russia under stalin to a location so infintesimaly remote that they weren't found for 70 years or so and spent over half a century undiscovered until some geologists discovered them and made a documentary in three parts, one of which also had 20,000 hits, the only surviving member of that family decided to live out her old age as a hermit in that remote location, forgoing the latter portion of the 20th century

# kind of like king lear after he willed his kingdom to goneril, regan and cordelia before he actually died

meaning of 'meapilas'

after seeing dave letterman recently talking about some movie which actually looked interesting (but not creepy) as 'creepy'.... the spanish word 'meapilas' came to mind........... then seakrest came on the radio and again the word 'meapilas' came to mind

cannot recall looking the word up until now and the translation is given as 'goody goody' or 'goody two shoes'......... so it's a little different to 'gilipollas'...........

anyway, both letterman and seakrest are both unlikely to give up their lot and go to kenya to become lumberjacks, so neither of them will really evolve much, but still, an interesting challenge for both of them would probably be to try to be less meapilas to the other one.... that's something they could genuinely work on

do u spend all of your days watching movies?

if so you're a loser, here's another dumb movie you can watch, it's about chinese opera which is generally a stupid topic but the movie doesn't look THAT bad......... it's interesting to see how the chinese continually re-invent their own culture in communist china especially after so many things are squashed in various upheavels like the cultural revolution........ somehow they always manage to be able to draw imagery out of their collective subconscious mind and produce things in movies and at gala events like the olympics which seem to reflect very authentic culture from centuries ago in china

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0851532/?ref_=sr_1

dr steve-o would approve.... kind of

the other day i found a PS2 (playstation) AND an x-box outside someone's home waiting for council  pick up in a really expensive part of sydney -- kind of near where bill gates was staying when he spent last xmas here or the one b4 or whenever it was he was around for a few weeks...........

the good news is the PS2 is fully operational! it's amazing what some rich folks would leave outside their home for council pick up ---- normally the kind of wealthiest people, you wouldn't expect them to dump stuff like that, but there you have it......... it came with grand theft auto and that works fine but i don't want to play it really coz it's too violent......... i don't want any of my kids playing that crap either, however the soccer game is alot of fun and there must be alot of good sports games and maybe some educational ones too so that was a real score

the x-box responds to power on-off and came with a game too however it's unclear whether it works or no as there's no controller and not the right av cable..........

happy as larry?? how about some news articles to peruse?

http://news.yahoo.com/vet-saved-many-iraq-couldnt-escape-demons-190136480.html;_ylt=AjPIMKSEMyYAlhWkuzBxnextzwcF;_ylu=X3oDMTRyYXBtOHBjBGNjb2RlA2N0LmMEbWl0A01vc3QgUG9wdWxhciBVUwRwa2cDYTkzM2IyOGMtMzAwOS0zMTUxLWIwYjItZTc1MmJkNGM3Mjc2BHBvcwMxBHNlYwNNZWRpYUJMaXN0TWl4ZWRNb3N0UG9wdWxhckNBVGVtcAR2ZXIDZGZhZjQxYzAtOGVmNi0xMWUyLWFkM2QtM2QyZmMwZDg1OWIx;_ylg=X3oDMTFoaTA0amh2BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN1LXMEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnM-;_ylv=3

 http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/greek-midfielder-giorgos-katidis-banned-nazi-salute-goal-174344969--sow.html

is the new pope cbs' newborn baby?

you might almost think so, yesterday cbs' evening news was fair and balanced with their pope reporting: and yes, that meant they covered a big lawsuit in los angeles between some poor victim and some monstrous predators........ they did not mention that the state of oregon is now terra nullius for the catholic church as their actions and the american legal system bankrupted them there.........

but all of a sudden, the next day, amnesia for cbs news: the pope is great because why? he catches the bus and pays his own hotel bill and gee what a swell guy he is: our baby the pope is the cutest baby of all says cbs news! what a change a day makes

here's some advice to the argentine from benji:  you should crack down on criminal paedophiles in your church, if you're not going to change your doctrines, at least crack down on criminal paedophiles

and here's some advice for law enforcement agencies around the world:  you should have a zero tolerance policy towards paedophile priests in the catholic church

and for cbs and the others out there: no more fluff about the catholic church, zero tolerance for catholic paedophile monsters

and finally, some advice for bill o'reilly, stop harping about jessica's law and colorado and talk about paedophile priests in the catholic church and don't talk any more about late term abortions until you start boycotting (that's a great word 'boycott') products from communist china where late term abortions are the order of the day

time to watch family guy: peter and the kiss episode

ok, obama doesn't like oil? why? why doesn't he just leave the market alone and let it sort itself out... why is he interfering there?

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-says-us-must-shift-cars-trucks-off-190423313--politics.html;_ylt=An2419t60yQ3i.LkbBpyo2W8ted_;_ylu=X3oDMTVxdm5vaHQ5BGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDQXJ0aWNsZSBNaXhlZCBMaXN0IE5ld3MgZm9yIFlvdSB3aXRoIE1vcmUgTGluawRwa2cDNWY3Y2UwZWYtNWY0ZC0zYzNjLTg0N2UtMjFlOGI0M2MyMWFiBHBvcwMzBHNlYwNuZXdzX2Zvcl95b3UEdmVyAzY4OWQ0ODYxLThkYTMtMTFlMi1iNWRmLTMxY2NjYWY4NjUyZA--;_ylg=X3oDMTMzMGkydXRvBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDN2NkMWFkMTAtYzljMC0zMWM5LTkyNmYtZmMxNGJlMjU5YjJmBHBzdGNhdANibG9nc3x0aGVsb29rb3V0BHB0A3N0b3J5cGFnZQ--;_ylv=3

 

in other news... Brad Pitt says his porridge is too warm and tips the table over spilling porridge everywhere declaring the three little bears' house will not be a house of improper porridge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs (dennis leary)

summarizing: you can have all the fake red wine and cracker biscuits you like, you can march through tiannamen square chewing on those wafer biscuits and slurping on red wine and it ain't gonna make a lick of difference because Iran has the bomb, ok? two words: Iran effing bomb........... does that make sense? can anyone make any sense out of that?

dream from last nite

slept about 5 hours or so..... dreamt was with some american guy in a park, we were throwing a football or else kicking a soccer ball or sthmg........ there was some food there but some kid was saying it was a 'family business' so the food had to be paid for - no free lunches........... then in another part of the dream i am crossing the city in a car, possibly sydney, e.g., around rockdale coming north to south........ then all of a sudden there is a bona fide ku klux klan parade, they look just like the people in spain that dress up for Easter in their capuchos and robes, except they are kkk........ they were all american

such a perfect day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgviDNeXQ2w (lou reed - such a perfect day)

what a great day! nothing can give you a clue about how great it feels to have your first baby, and a healthy one at that, unless you experience it yourself

we had a caesarian birth today at 237pm local time in sydney, australia........ capable surgeons headed by a female surgeon, cut open Desi's abdomen and pulled that baby out and then i got to spend an hour with him alone while the surgeons stitched wifey up...

that was really magic spending time with that blessed kid like that, let me tell you! i remember him opening his eyes and his responsiveness to baby talk and reassuring tones as he dealt with the displeasure of not being at his mother's breast was truly impressive, and his patience and calmness struck me as tremendously mature....

what an intelligent little boy he seems to be, i seemed to sense alot of intelligence around his fingers, they struck me as extremely intelligent fingers.... i'm glad his legs are normal and everything is healthy with him.... i would rate that first hour spent with him as a timeless experience and the greatest experience of my life.... although tremendously anxious for him as clearly, he belongs with his mother at her breast in this tender age.......

i love my kid!

watch Alex's first minute in the world of AIR here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQt0fcJoyJk   (Alex's birth)

yesterday a thin red line seemed to mysteriously appear on the rim of our bath-tub at home, and then, while seeing it this morning, it reminded me of a dream i had from last nite: i dreamt three africans were in that very bathroom, a woman in the tub bathing and a man in one corner and perhaps another woman (def. another person) in the other corner of the triangle shaped room........ none of them seem startled by me going in there in my dream

big day tomorrow

yes sirree bob, tomorrow will be a big day, that baby is coming out, for better or worse.... by better we mean a healthy birth and a healthy baby with no complications...... during some hypno-birthing classes, the last one, in fact, it turned out the hypno-therapist (university accredited), who has a little son called fox and an american ex-hubby (father of fox).... turned out she had a 'family tree house' -- this was one of my favorite toys when i was a little boy -- the one in the picture is fox's, i hadn't seen one for decades.... i also had a remote control race-car track, a tri-cycle and later on a nintendo, i was a little spoilt like that, no-one else of my siblings got toys like that.......also one time, me and my siblings made tin cans with string running through them (home made) and used them for stilts, i don't know why, some inner resentment maybe, who knows why kids do things, some crazy 4 year old looking kid ran in front of the car in front of me today and almost caused an accident, when i was that kid's age, i got that stringed tin-can and slung it like a sling, intentionally, and smashed the can hard onto my sister's arm or leg (can't remember which), but she had to go to hospital and had a sprain..... there was no negative blow-back from my parents for that, another time i was at mcdonald's when i was really small and reached up under the counter where the neon lights were in a crevice and un-screwed one and it fell shattered to the floor, my father said the mcdonald's were negligent, not me........... guess that was a case on torts or something......... another time i got a hammer-claw and snapped off every single handle of my parents' en-suite furniture in their room, i don't recall being punished for that either......... all i remember of punishment generally as a kid was my brother punching me in the head alot and my two sisters one time were incredibly upset about a screw that had gone missing from their bedroom door and which they mistakenly confused me of removing........ apart from that my sisters were okay to me but just kind of really trashy people......... if you're out there and some kind of white trash, just want you to know that i'm feeling your pain, and if you're black trash, anyway, back to that tree house, i used to always play with it hidden behind a couch, i didn't want anyone seeing me play with it coz i didn't want to come across as immature and infantile.............

just saw this movie, kind of like a chick-flick, from LA... thought it was okay...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1726589/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

fox news' stossel is great

don't u just want to give him a good slap on the rump and squeeze his cheek (facial cheek)....... the issue with the bloomberg gulp size cup is that now with publicly mandated healthcare, the taxpayers are now obliged to pay for healthcare for the fatties that cripple the system with their bad life-style choices

and the new pope will be....

fox news is with justin bieber

apparently amongst the white anglo-american aryan supreme master race the key issue at the moment is some spate between the homosexual justin bieber and some english tabloid journalist papparazzo.... while it's staggering to think that such 'great' universities as harvard and what have you produce graduates with nothing better to do all day than write articles about bieber........ again, sad

it's no comfort realizing one is better than the imbecilic stupidity on offer out there, if anything it becomes a crisis to realize the boggling stupidity of the idiot rabble, and it seems education is no help either, witness the bieber issue....

for instance, for the benji, it's no satisfaction being of vastly superior common sense and intelligence than the idiot rabble of fox news with their anglo-american aryan white supremacists and toadie uncle toms and wop friends of high royal hors-d'ouevre munching sir master whitey, the issue is being shocked by the rube-like stupidity everywhere on offer....... something to think about while chewing on scones and crumpets, let me tell you

this is the sad state of the world we live in, people should know there is hope, the solution lies within, inside, by finding refuge within one's own self, even if one is surrounded by defective people everwhere

when you see that the CNNs and Fox News of this world are clearly going backwards, then you have to look at what is going on in europe, because wherever ridiculous stupidity triumphs in america (classic form being anglo-american white supremacy), as it often does, you can expect europe will compensate for it somehow:

http://news.yahoo.com/banks-saved-europe-risks-losing-generation-094236524--finance.html;_ylt=Al2TaB1_fplCBrIUr.NgW76s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTUyZ3BkZjhwBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBGb3IgWW91IDUgU3RvcmllcwRwa2cDNTE4ZWFmNmItNDk3Ny0zYmQxLWJhN2UtZmNmMGE1NDZjZmU5BHBvcwMyBHNlYwNuZXdzX2Zvcl95b3UEdmVyA2E4NGU1NDcxLThhNjItMTFlMi1iZmJmLWNlN2UyMjYwNzQ5Mg--;_ylg=X3oDMTFpNzk0NjhtBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3

http://news.yahoo.com/portugal-endures-worst-recession-37-years-120417547--finance.html;_ylt=AsVHveMCUFzDBypb0nTj43_Nt.d_;_ylu=X3oDMTVxdmphcTdqBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDQXJ0aWNsZSBNaXhlZCBMaXN0IE5ld3MgZm9yIFlvdSB3aXRoIE1vcmUgTGluawRwa2cDMDBiMDVmYTMtY2E0NS0zZjRlLWI1MDktYzIxZGNlY2ZmYTU0BHBvcwMzBHNlYwNuZXdzX2Zvcl95b3UEdmVyA2VkMGE4ZGYxLThhNDMtMTFlMi1iZmY5LWZhNTZkYjcyNWJiOQ--;_ylg=X3oDMTMyNm9wNmY3BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDNTE4ZWFmNmItNDk3Ny0zYmQxLWJhN2UtZmNmMGE1NDZjZmU5BHBzdGNhdANzY2llbmNlfGJpb3RlY2gEcHQDc3RvcnlwYWdl;_ylv=3

tv and movie review

'person of interest' - tv show: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1839578/?ref_=sr_

1 2 or 3 main characters must hijack government computers to spy on random people everywhere using street cameras to find out who gave the leading actors venereal diseases, it turns out that there was an explosion in a lab and the main characters don't have venereal diseases but that they ARE venereal diseases (zero stars)


'the adjustment bureau' - movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1385826/?ref_=sr_1

matt damon and some english broad must save the anglo-american-aryan master race from threats from wops and niggers, they plan a beer hall putsch in munich.... based on a true story 

rex tillerson ceo of exxon on bloomberg's charlie rose

u know charlie rose is on cbs and bloomberg, not sure how that works for everyone but he must be a lucky guy.............. he recently had a very interesting interview with the ceo of exxon, the world's biggest oil company...........

oil companies frankly get up to some crazy shit, they must have sections like the cia concerned with clandestine activities and slush funds and what not, e.g., you are an oil company exec, you have important sites in nigeria that must be exploited, rebels are making trouble for you, they are jealous of your exploitation..... fortunately, there's a rival gang that hates the rebels and wants them dead, do you:

a) facilitate the arming of the rebels' rival gang with a slush fund

b) watch yogi bear cartoons and commiserate for the people of syria and their lousy civil war there and just give up your oil fields for lost and maybe wonder when james cameron will bring out his next blockbuster

c) arm the rebels and sign a reality tv contract with cartoon network about the arming so that you can make a buck from arming the rebels AND secure your oil-flow

the correct answer is 'a'....... by arming the rebels and keeping it hush hush you secure the oil flow and keep things nice and quiet, everyone wins: at the pump over in new zealand, in nigeria there's a booming oil industry and a brand new police force on patrol, glock glock

tillerson had some very interesting things to say about competition: the danger of subsidizing various industries like wind and solar energy (especially with obama's admin) due to the inability of propped up entities being able to fail and succeed in a real, non-propped up, sense

tillerson recollects the time he spent in the outback in australia negotiating with local aboriginal landholders for access to their oil, he said and i quote: 'they wan'ned [sic] tinnies and flagons and a dollar there cuz so i said 'ok, you got it, let's make a deal'


http://www.amazon.com/Private-Empire-ExxonMobil-American-Power/dp/1594203350

study of sylvie giullem

benji sits down for a face to face interview with c-murder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9mXJJjJ-W0 (c-murder)

benji: congrats on the big award c-murder, what's poppin'? how's jail going? they treating you right in there? n' stuff?

c-murder: n' stuff

benji: so anders brevik, that crazy norwegian guy, he's bad, ay?

c-murder: ay

benji: ay?

c-murder: ay

benji: ay

c-murder: ay

benji: n' stuff

c-murder: n' stuff

benji: do u like............ stuff?

don't like blavatsky? try c-murder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9mXJJjJ-W0 (c murder)

okay, as it's no longer possible for benji to award shit-eating cock whore awards to anyone as those awards are no longer being awarded, benji is creating his own academy of motion picture and arts, hereafter known as the benji academy......

Blavatsky

the first benji award goes to c-murder for being murderous and all peace out y'all, represent

owe wrily scratches the surface of cosmology with some christian priest type

o'reilly looks like a happy guy and he's understandably giddy with his own success and who can blame him? he's learnt all those fancy words at Harvard - who needs a 2nd language?....... ocassionally he seems troubled by questions of theology.......... i would think alot of devout catholics would, at the very least, feel left out in terms of ritualistic practice, apart from that, who can be satisfied with: jesus is the only begotten son of God (untrue, krishna and others were too), jesus died on the cross and resurrected (actually the bible says he gave up the holy ghost which came down upon him during the baptism) - therefore jesus never died on the cross in the sense of his physical body completely dying, but he just returned his christ power back to the library....... this made crucifixion even more difficult and unbearable....... joseph, jesus' name before being annointed jesus, survived the crucifixion and went on to live a very long life in secret..........

that's just the story of Jesus..... whatever o'reilly writes in his book probably wouldn't include these Truths but the Truth is indifferent to the mumblings of idiot humans, the Truth stays the same as there is always a Cosmic record of facts and truths........ the thing with Jesus is to emulate his example of purity, as a nominal follower of Jesus in a very humble, weak fashion, i find that i am often tempted by hot women, i won't kid you, they are out there everywhere and you end up just beating urself up about them......... unfortunately, all of our freedom is turning us into porn-star idiots.... better to cover up modestly like the moslem women do, believe me, all these women prick-teasing out there are making bad karma for themselves, this isn't liberation, this is slavery, being a slave to the senses and but a slutdog

all the talk about the second coming is garble talk as is the talk of Jesus being the only begotten son of God..... how is it difficult to conceive of God impregnating a Virgin if we can accept the concept of Intelligent Design and the creation of Universes by an Intelligent Mind?...... impregnating a teenage Virgin girl after all that would be child's play........... Faith isn't about placing it blindly in a class of priests, as it would eventually corrupt them and the history of Christianity in Europe and somewhat also in America to a much lesser extent is this history of handing power blindly to the church (or else despotic leaders).............. the true destiny of Christianity and the example of Jesus, and the only way to make sense out of any talk of a 'second coming' is to consider the notion that hundreds of thousands of years hence or maybe even millions, we are looking at the concept of not ONE little Jesus and a few close followers who understand the 'mysteries' and therefore do not need parables, we are looking at an entire NATION of ADEPTS......... it's hard to imagine today's bumbling american as a powerful ADEPT at about say 60% of Jesus' level of mastery, but i am convinced this is where we are headed, but it won't happen overnite, it would probably take hundreds of thousands of years or more.......... mastery is desirable, the point of mastery is to serve others and advance God's will for life and goodness everywhere...........

if you read blavatsky  and relate this to adam and eve, you find with blavatsky the original progenitors of man, when the earth's atmosphere was different to the way it is now, and even matter was more plastic and less dense, we find that the first spirits on earth, forerunners to our own spirits, were houses in androgynous bodies and reproduced through 'sweat'....... of course, none of today's modern 'christian' scholars would accept this, but that is no matter as these scholars are ignoramuses and are stuck with some dead letter dogamitc rabbinical mess which is the bible which they don't even know where half the books came from or understand their significance or irrelevance.....

http://www.blavatsky.net/

at the end of the day, nobody can know everything, even on Planet Earth there are too many things for one person to learn, too many languages, too many arts and crafts and facts and figures and what not, no-one can know everything..... and that's just with regard to planet Earth...... imagine all the other planets in the universe with life.... some of them are undoubtedly already traveling to other planets faster than the speed of light, no-one can know everything about them either, nevertheless, everything is on record and people can access this storehouse of facts, some people can, anyway, benji certainly can't, although we all probably do in our dream state anyway......... therefore, as no man is an island unto himself and no-one can know everything, the concept of hierarchy is important........

what's poppin'

okay it turns out my kid will be a pisces, not an aries..... that's cool, pisces are awesome anyway..... i'm glad.... he'll be born in a week -- that's pretty sweet

okay moving on, seth macfarlane has triumphed again, i just saw his family guy the one set in the deep south after the fat boy chris witnesses some crime and then they get relocated by the fbi's witness protection program.... that episode is pure gold......... now geena davis is coming out poo-pooing macfarlane's wisecracks at the oscars........ there's probably not many good movies coming out, alot of what the oscars do is about pretending to have an air of prestige most of the 'academy' and actors aren't really worthy of: blame the failed anglo-aryan master race hitler-lite psychology of the losers in question....... geena davis is a lovely little lady, she's founded some non-profit to further the right of 'equality' for women, but the women in question are all anglo-aryan white master racers, hence davis doesn't give a tuppence about women's equality and is a dummy

had a delightful face to face sit-down with a lovely little german guy recently, we discussed one of his lovely little crazy ex-girlfriend's amongst other things and his impending trip back to germany via new zealand, fiji and california... then i caught that movie 'side effects'...... you walk out of the cinema feeling brainwashed.... the movie, instead of going with exploding cars and gunfights and fistfights and smashing 2 by 4 fake wood over peoples' heads (the usual fare which pleases the idiot white rubes in america who fancy themselves the anglo-aryan master race of whiteys in some hitler-lite vein), instead of the crap, soderburger goes for a thick and tight plot full of twists, he kind of succeeds, but still i am walking out of the cinema, almost (but not quite) scratching my head and thinking: that was alot of brainwashing and my subconscious cannot connect the dots, in any case, i KNOW that the zeta-jones shrink character wouldn't just up and say, 'oh yeah i have all our money in an offshore account,' because the crazy girl character starts rubbing her pussy again and appears out of thin air after MURDERING HER HUSBAND AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT AND RELEASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   no-one can buy all of these ridiculous plot-twists SODERBURGER --- don't you feel bad knowing your talent consists of being a GERMAN? German! (that's you soderburger)............ one of my uncles is a psychiatrist and had a similar situation to one mentioned in the movie: one of his clients was 16 and suicided and then the kid's father threatened to kill my uncle, my uncle had cops parked outside his house to protect him for a while....... i'm shocked 'good morning america' would play along for that movie, that indicates an extreme level of loserdom, it's really hard to have any respect at all for 'good morning america', it's as if that show is made for mentally retarded kids in special schools

moving on........ the lovely little lady daryl hannah, was on tv recently......... made the Benji think about the EU which is the only thing in the world that can force the political will (hannah and the green movt. have zero clout) to force certain issues with regard to energy -- however, with shale oil, there are literally CENTURIES (many) left of oil.........also it's possible we can even have driverless cars running on hydrogen (accident proof)........ solar power is still very feasible in remote locations like farms where running cables is troublesome

regarding the EU, they have just fined Microsoft $731 million!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for NOTHING! the EU are total scumbag losers, they cannot even make shit movies like the americans, alot of their movies are even double or triple unwatchable, except for the frenchies who occasionally make good movies......... the EU cannot produce any computer program and they certainly had NO BUSINESS fining microsoft 3/4 of a billion dollars for their flimsy pretences (that some windows product didn't offer a download option for alternatives to windows explorer) -- unbelievable... maybe this is what nietzsche meant by a 'strong and terrible' will of a united europe... however, it seems nietzsche meant alot more than this, in terms of europe dictating world events, 1000 years in advance, i cannot buy this, these euro-idiots can only piss and moan, they cannot create anything worthwhile and without a thorough cataclysm of energy-supply, it's hard to see the euro-idiots directing anything even 5 years in advance - let the idiots there crush the greek and italian and spanish economies and let the idiots in those three nations happily ride along with it so that the idiots of Europe can sniff their turds and call that 'culture'......... europe is full of scum, give me australia with its multiplicity of asians anyday...... can u imagine the EU fining all the users of microsoft products that don't EVEN PAY FOR IT??? (EG., in eastern europe and russia and wherever in europe!)........ no way! the EU is completely full of shit........ what ROTballs......... that's terrible, terrible europe, terrible scum, don't those losers in europe realize tourists will stop spending money in their shithole loser Union when they see this kind of petty criminality carried out by the EU????

in conclusion: bravo seth macfarlane, but down with everyone else.......... everyone stinks........

fox news needs to stop using the word 'sequester'

they're stuck in this rut of bitching now, they cannot stop using the word 'sequester' -- it is losing of them and beneath them to do so, i really feel they are better than that

using the word 'sequester' is completely gay and retarded, it's like saying 'puppy love' to describe a massive clusterfuck of gay guys at the mardi gras, e.g., the one we just had here in sydney

obama and co have been spending like drunken sailors, talking about 'sequester' is wussy boy talk

talk about something else like 'deficit blowout'.... just ask karl rove, that is political genius: 'deficit blowout' -- you want to be winning? just keep saying 'deficit blowout' while completely avoiding the term 'sequester' and 'sequestration'........... call me dr. evil

more responsiblities discharged of

ok, i have discharged of the main part of my responsibilities this week, having worked wednesday, thursday and now friday nites and will have some intercourse with others on my day off saturday (social, pervert, social intercourse means mingling).... i will discharge of my sunday responsibilities working and then have monday and tuesday off as is my usual routine

after posting my last comments my taxi uniform epaulettes disappeared! including the one i had as a keepsake from my father.... i mentioned that he was a taxi driver but that was a part time thing for him as his regular job was with telecommunications and he had some tertiary qualifications in that area studying some kind of electrical engineering matters at a community college part time over the year in the 1980s --- at one point, everytime nasa was sending a shuttle up or working on voyager my father would end up taking a road trip with his work buddies to work on tracking the shuttle or the voyager probes or whatever, i think that was the highlight of the kind of work he did, in my opinion

anyway now i want to talk about road kill, but before i do, you may have noticed dennis rodman the famous nba basketball player is making news for his diplomatic inroads into north korea.... i am wondering however if he is just having a break between having sex with everyone from the l-z part of the phone book, presumably now that he has dealt with a-k, just a thought.... and you north koreans, now is a better time than ever to don those face masks

moving on, road kill: here's what you can expect on australian roads:

possums: they will run toward the light of your headlights in an astoundingly quick diagonal line.... should be finished after initial running over cripples and breaks backbone but doesn't kill, chuck a bitch and floor accelator, mercy kill

wombats: avoid at all costs by covering your brake pedal -- wombats are big and slow and can do serious damage to your vehicle... i saw one recently killed dead on the side of the road with a swarm of squirming maggots in its mouth, nature had a quick jump on the deconstruction phase of its body.... after wombats have been cleared you can normally see a large patch of faded blood on the highway where they got laid

cats: what goes clunk clunk clunk? your car rolling over a cat stupid enough to run under it

kangaroos: dangerous and fast, slow down on country roads as they can pop out of anywhere

rabbits: there are alot around the st ives area of sydney and other places, yet to kill one, will let you know how it goes

toads: wouldn't know, they are way to the north
music to run over animals to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5YqorFOp_4

road kill topic over, back to my father, interestingly, my son will be born in less than a month on exactly the same day as my father, seventy years later: march 26.... i actually picked that date for a caesarian birth as i thought it would be cool for my son to have the exact same birthdate as my father.... my relationship with my father was one of the most important ones in my life... however, i find that life is 'but a dream' as the nursery rhyme goes and therefore i seldomly think about past memories e.g., of my father... i can only hope my relationship with my son will be a good one... i especially hope he will be healthy, strong and safe.... i am less worried about his morality, desires, potential habits and practices and predelictions than i am about his healthiness and safety and i want him to be strong