watch my two faux 'onion' articles.... learn writing style all aspiring and practiced writers

cracks knuckles, watch benji's writing style losers, and learn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYPvAMrMzwI


'Gangnam Style' proves definitively that South Koreans are retarded.

Durbin, South Africa...

Scientists and sociologists from around the world have teamed up with statisticians and pollsters to determine that South Koreans are definitely mentally retarded or least perceived as such after their 'Gangnam Style' video has finally introduced their relatively unknown people to the world.

'I'm not at all surprised,' says Kim Jong-Il's son, the current leader of North Korea, 'he's giving ethnic Koreans a bad name, you probably think I'm jealous of his success, but I'm not, look he's pretending to ride a horse with another two hundred people and this is the most watched youtube video of all times and a worldwide number one hit song.... this is a real pity...'

'I honestly thought it was a joke,' said Blake Edwards from Michigan, during a quick break from a LaCrosse game, 'come on that's completely fucking retarded, let's call a spade a spade,' said the freshman before running back onto the field.



you get the idea... the rest writes itself


the other idea was about a U.S. General on a raping spree, which is actually inspired by a true story of some General recently caught out raping subordinates up the arse.... it's an unsavory topic so not even sure if want to write about it

more later losers