gym week 34: skip; gym week 35: 2miles, 25 sit ups

half mile walked; 300 calories burnt

6:24am is the earliest I'd start watching fox and friends on a Tuesday thru Friday

as I clock out downstairs at 2223 (military time) downstairs, they're all talking about thanksgiving, it's pretty alien, in around 18 months spent in usa total, there was only one thanksgiving and I passed on my co-worker Rachelle's offer to celebrate at her crib with her and her son.... Maybe I should have taken the opportunity, whatever


reading Charles Hall's millenial hospitality iv on my phone with Amazon kindle app... I'd go to the following nearby national park (nearby to dog bone lake in Lincoln county Nevada)


https://www.fws.gov/refuge/Desert/visit/driving_directions.html


if I could take a holiday for a few weeks there in Nevada... I'd be camping out in that forest as near as the dog bone lake area (restricted u.s. Air force land) and looking for Hall's tall white aliens from arcturus, 30 light years away) which live to around 800 years of age. I'm thankful for Charles Hall and his stories, and Chinese people that know how not to bark like annoying dummies obnoxiously

see that's the wildlife refuge by dog bone lake

.. According to Hall, the tall white aliens from arcturus land their massive deep space craft onto the dog bone lake area on the new and full moond... Hall doesn't believe much in manmade global warming, he thinks climate changes are due to the sun... Our sun... Not Arcturus, which is a different sun

... The truth is I have abused the visa waiver system and not trusted by ICE, they will lock me up and yell at me! Possibly even if I get a tourist visa.... It might be worth a try, sure wouldn't mind a little three week vegas/ camping holiday... Not real big on casinos though

....

killed a giant mouse or baby rat this morning, burying it alive. Tried killing it first by crushing it but its high pitched scream moved me to pity, it had a broken paw, had to be killed

check out this kind of flamenco song:

http://youtu.be/VfTu91qjaZA

I used to listen to it alot when I was younger...

this morning my kid Alex spent his entire savings of $10 chore money on a mobile elephant, kind of like a mini motorcycle, riding very skilfully for twenty minutes around the mall with his sister holding onto him behind him, it was very impressive, no accidents although a pile of t-shirts were tottering for a moment outside a clothing store...

this is the new baby, at 3 months gestation, give or take, around the 11th November..... looks like a girl to me, but the producer in chief thinks it's going to be a boy -- the main thing is not to have some dopey Russian name like 'Lena' (Elena/Yelena) --- no way Jose........ she liked 'Mark' as a name for Alex.... i'd settle for Mark

check it out, another Maite vende ca song:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TzcTIMUQB8

had only heard the no hay luz sin dia song of theirs, prior to.... clearly they have some talent

there's no shortage of flamenco music on youtube! example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ssiISV-CA

this lady is bragging about being a gypsy that sells flowers (considered a complete embarrassment in Bulgaria and the lowest social order -- interestingly, Bulgaria was the only country conquered by the Nazis not to give up any jews to them -- in Spain, singing about being a gypsy that sells flowers is desirable when performing flamenco, however, nowadays, most commercial flamenco is probably not performed by gypsies in spain, however gypsies in spain do continue performing a lot of flamenco, that's for sure)..........

i'll tell you, I remember first arriving to live in 'andalucia', loosely put, in my case, Murcia.... a small city with some gypsies in satellite areas......... I hid myself away in a small apartment, all alone, and got down to the business of reading another thrilling and hard to believe story, by one Robsang Lampa: the third eye --- later the author was debunked...... can't say for sure if Hall is the real deal but certainly aliens travelling around faster than light in spaceships and coming to earth is a fact....... if the English plumber that wrote the Robsang Lampa books is to be believed, he was really a Tibetan that had an accident in Tibet and then took over the body of an English man that had just suicided (extremely implausible to say the least!) -- also he only came up with this story after a journalist pointed out that he wasn't a Tibetan monk from Tibet at all but an Englishman.....

anyway, in those days, a woman would come around outside yelling everyday around the same time: "Pa' hoy nena! Pa' hoy!" (selling fruit I think it was) --- Para hoy! Nena, para hoy! (for today, girl! for today!)........

so the last time I went to America, the stupid ICE agents, such arseholes! there was one ICE guy there, Alvarez, he was a nice guy, another one, Guerrero, was screaming in my face, I thought he was going to hit me so I just shut up - stupid Mexicans

check this woman dance flamenco, total fox:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLFH01qJT3k

Kanye West in Los Angeles hospital on psychiatric hold, benji shows love with sage advice

hi Kanye, just put this brief clip from happy Gilmore on repeat, all day long, you don't have to have it on loud and can occasionally mute it, avoid your mother in law, they're nothing but trouble and get some sleep, you can count sheep jumping over a fence, they can be any color you like.... Eat something nutritious like proper Mexican food, but not takeout, that stuff is crap and drink plenty of water... Avoid smoking too much pot


http://youtu.be/2T-6PPdfPRM

movie review, THE DUFF, 2015; Thompson, Maine, various dildos

ok, so my idea for Giggity, the musical, is as follows: Opening scene (turns out to be a dream sequence), the catalog scene from Mozart's don Giovanni, Obviously the catalog would feature quagmire's lovers and he'd be like don Giovanni


http://youtu.be/INF9r5jju0A


quagmire wakes up from his dream, brushes teeth with dildo shaped electric toothbrush, hears commercial on radio asking for sperm donors.... Years later, it turns out quagmire has 20,000 children around the world from his sperm bank donations. Then 60 minutes does a story about it featuring thousands of them at conventions, skyping, whatever. However it turns out quagmire wins the lottery all of a sudden but his offspring learn from Bambara Walters and he ends up with no money, especially after feeling sorry for the Ethiopian kids


insert montage scene with music, hands in pockets, looking down, feeling jealous of brad pitt's kiddy drama etc


to be continued (yes, you can whittle)

Trump watching while sitting on the john at church

whiffy works Sundays, double pay, all for the unscrupulous and wretched real estate developers raping us...


here's an article about American kids writing to trump telling him to be nice:


https://www.yahoo.com/news/mr-trump-please-be-nice-kids-request-in-letters-200138603.html


damn straight, they aren't idiots these American kids, too bad it's all downhill from puberty when slut syndrome and dodgy morality kicks in...


Trump looks so petty bitching at the Hamilton Broadway people who made some completely innocuous remarks. He should invite them to the white house, that'd be presidential and winning. And give the twitter and petty sniping a rest, it's getting late for that. And yes, it is diarrhea in the can if you were wondering

the honor of the auspicious 1080th post goes to: anorexia and actress zoe kazan

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/11/20/theater/zoe-kazan-on-overcoming-an-eating-disorder.html




yes! That's right! Anorexia is so serious, let's lobby for a new secretary to join the joint chiefs: Secretary for anorexia, it's no laughing matter.


homework assignment: Read zoe's article written on the cusps of her thirties about age 19. Then start a new essay set on her 40th birthday, beginning with the following paragraph:


nobody wrote a manual on negotiating one's 30s, and I'd seen numerous of my thespian peers before me go astray from bad relationships with questionable movie directors, so I decided on my 30th birthday to have ten of my eggs artificially produced and frozen. Finally I found a suitable mate who I acted with on the Dawson's creek 2019 revival movie, while dreamy at first, he showed early signs of disinterest in our marriage after our second child, we divorced the following year amicably. Then I met Eduardo, he was everything James wasn't: Argentinian, raised in Afghanistan by a family of goat herders after his parents who worked for the u.n. Peace and love group were kidnapped and hung from a cliff top after being told they'd be bunji jumping.


your turn, insert 1000 words here, use the 'pot belly' precisely 8 times and 'fiasco' twice.
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movie review: a rival [sic], 2016, amy adams

going in, this movie looks like a winner, forest Whittaker is the coolest negro on the planet, the director is some shit hot French wizard.


talking about that though, what's up with French people, everytime they ask, with their funny little French accents: 'where do you cum from?' I want to yell at them: 'From my testicles bitches, where the hell do you come from??? Weirdo!"


seriously though, seeing the trailers, this is a movie about squids and communist Chinese. Let's get to it: Chinese people eat babies, to increase their virility. For real. And it's not even clear if the women have stopped slaying their newborn young just because they're baby girls, as opposed to boys. There aren't even enough girls in china for the men to marry. It sure is an interesting place! Calligraphy also features prominently in the trailers and it doesn't look like amy Adams had a full frontal nudity clause in her contract, just sayin'


ok it's Saturday, here's the review, before we get to it, here's an article about some fashion designer that 'dressed' michelle Obama, she refuses to dress Trump's wife because she doesn't like trump values:
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/here%E2%80%99s-the-first-designer-to-say-she-won%E2%80%99t-dress-melania/ar-AAktxlC?li=AAabC8j&ocid=spartanntp

I have to say, the developer that built the building my crib is located in, is very Trump like in his or their (it's a company registered with only two owners) practices, it has already taken 20k out of our little pockets with more to come..........all because they like to cut corners and jerk people around, so i'm not overly sympathetic to Trump and I can assure you I won't be dressing Melania either! (or Michelle, although it's not because she's black, I actually think she's quite fetching looking so there you go! you won't be catching me calling her a gorilla! I think she's kind of sexy)


anyway, the trailer for the new star wars movie, rogue 1 looks pretty good, I might just end up watching all three movies together back to back in a few years when they're all out on dvd, not in a hurry, looked good though, that's for sure.......

so a rival deals with themes of linguistics and brain wiring which is one of  benji's main interests in this particular lifetime...... basically there's a girl called Nappan (pronounced nappin') which is written HannaH in Cyrillic.............her parents are big on squids, I mean they just love pulpo al ajillo....... the squids - there are two of them, abbot and Costello, they actually have super-advanced technology that allows them to travel through time and space and they have a massive written alphabet which they squirt out with ink jets, just like the Xerox printers I was engaged in offering product support for in Bulgaria in 2008 to the market of Xerox printer users in spain (on behalf of ibm) -- basic helpdesk IT............... so the squids squirt messages all the time because they are all about dye.........not die like a single die, half a pair of dice, as it were..........the squid are not afraid to be diced, which is the normal destiny for a squid when having relations with humans.......... this is because they are super advanced squid............ so their alphabet consists of circular ink splotches similar to what psychiatrists show you when they're trying to figure out if you're a serial killer....... so nappin's parents are tasked by the u.s. military and the cia to figure out what the deal is with the squid.........same time some other squids are dealing with the chinese and the Russians.............. everyone's scared that the squids will deliver some cutting edge technology to the rival that will help the rival wipe them out......... I actually had a memorable nightmare about this at around age 7: in my nightmare, the chinese had figured out some crazy technology such as is used by aliens to make enormous ufos that float around with ani-gravity --- the chinese built some massive warplane like this the size of a football field or bigger and were going to wipe everyone out........this was in fact the most disturbing nightmare I had as a child...........another disturbing event as a child was watching some giant stuffed toy in the room, maybe before sleepy time, and the light was on, and then all of a sudden I could see like a human hand where the giant teddy's or panda or whatever it was' (inventing a new grammar thing there adding a possessive apostrophe to was) paw would be, the fingers were drumming, as if impatient, it was a kind of psychic vision such as kids have, it was mighty frightening......... I have never related the two aforementioned psychic events of my childhood until now, but they do resonate with one of the big themes in the movie............. in the scene where nappin's mom calls the big chinese general and starts talking to him in chinese, all I could understand was: wo shi zai meguo -- i'm in America --- this is because my chinese is extremely weak

however I did enjoy the notions of linguistics and brain wiring the movie threw up (no pun intended)...... on the drive home I remembered the notion of nappin' and nappy and my own notion of sleepy poops and wondered what it would be like to be a baby, nappin' and crappin' in your sleep.... most people don't crap in their sleep or crap standing up, but for babies it's standard....... as a traveller who has lived in a lot of far flung alien places with no English (or Spanish) I can definitely relate to the baby psychology of just starting at everything like a baby.............. I also recalled flying into Germany one time, as a 16 year old or maybe it was when I was older like 24, and realizing that the way the city in Germany was designed and laid out must have correlated to their language and notions........because it's true what the movie says that each language has a psychology that dictates how people think......... I always found in English the americans were the clearest thinkers of all the English speakers, by far, and they never walk themselves into confusion like other English speakers......... in german though, and Spanish, there is great clarity and precision with words and Spanish also has a lot of tricks when it comes to double meaning and what not........... Spanish is actually a somewhat sophisticated language.......

anyway, with the language in the movie of the squids, they are able to help humans read the future because once you start learning their language you start seeing the future..........maybe aliens are trying to influence filmmakers on the psychic plane to present certain ideas, who knows............ it would have been nice to watch 'giggity: the musical, quagmire's big day out' but it just hasn't been made yet so there's not much