excitement for the first time for potential potus

ever wonder if Americans are faking it at presidential conventions? Bill and Hilary? See all the excitement in the 90s about them? All i saw were two douches, i didn't inhale, didn't have sex with her. Then donkey kong came along and we all had to take turns carrying the 500pound gorilla across the river while it threw bombs at anything that moved and looked like it might have a banana which could be used as a weapon of mass destruction.

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then big spender from left field came along and cut a check for 7 trillion dollars to buy magic beans, and lectured all us dummies that were wondering why kicking arse wasn't a degree offered at universities. Then Richie rich the Mormon came along and couldn't unseat him and finally a candidate comes along that makes benji feel, for the first time, like being one of those placard waving idiots at the conventions. I want to see this lady dance! Literally, like some rockabilly jig or something. Can we please dress her up and put her in front of a camera some more? Can i pick her dress out?

tell that woman to run for president next year?.... BENJI vets

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathy_McMorris_Rodgers

never heard of her before? me neither, she hasn't been a senator like obama but has served about 5 terms, i guess 2 years long each, in the house of representatives, i think..... i think according to the constitution she can be president, she doesn't need to have been a senator prior to running...... she's definitely american, her family settled in oregon around the 1850s.......... target point for democrats will be first and foremost her religion: she's an evangelical christian

evangelical christians, like most christians, believe in the bart simpson on the escalator to heaven take on christianity (just as sunnis and shi-ites have differences in islam, so too do christians), this brand of christianity is by far the most common: meritorious acts will lead you to heaven, bad acts, to hell......... you will spend either all of eternity with some kind of unexplained body that still has sensitivity to pleasure and pain in heaven or hell, with possibly a long period in purgatory, before heaven, based on your acts in one AND ONLY ONE lifetime. everyone is dumb for not killing babies and guaranteeing their eternal rest in heaven, letting them survive to adulthood only increases the likelihood of them committing evil and thus spending eternity roasting in hell which would be a betrayal to the best interest of their eternal soul.........this perverted viewpoint is possibly how catholic priests justify raping children

it's a horrible take on christianity, when you take reincarnation out of the equation, something Jesus refers to a number of times in the Gospels, most notably when he asks who the people said he was and someone answers: Elijah returned (reincarnated)......... this is a giveaway reference to reincarnation which the average modern perverter of christianity that misappropriates the term christian wilfully ignores out of sheer and utter ignorance and inability to think outside of dark ages, medieval psychology..... this isn't to mention the television frauds like billy graham et al

anyway, the average christian will not argue that children should all be slayed in order to cease life on earth and guarantee all souls going to heaven before committing sin, by dying as children, so the average christian (and mormon) is basically full of shit and doesn't know what he believes, so he just runs around crooning, Jesus, Jesus, oh how you saved me Jesus......... ridiculous! can you imagine going to full your tank with gas and saying, oh thank you! thank you! to the service station attendant? and singing songs praising him?? he'd think you were crazy!

moslems don't believe in reincarnation either, unless they're sufi mystics most likely, and do not actively pursue vegetarianism despite the fact it doesn't say anywhere in the koran that one must eat meat..... granola-ism is neither considered islamic nor un-islamic however it is meritorious, let the moslems pursue vegetarianism in peace

this is the average christian, surprise to say, america has only elected christians as president that we know of, so no matter of it's evangelical, better than a catholic..........

any republican will bring down the debt, that's for sure

having mentioned that, for ethical reasons, let's now look at this march 2012 interview between chris matthews hardball, above-mentioned cathy rodgers and a democrat from illinois i think:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pc_THKEZ4E

matthews raises the issue of abortion and the notion of an attempt in virginia (sometimes blue sometimes red state) for government law to discourage women from aborting when turning up for an abortion, e.g., by watching a video, etc........... matthews asks rodgers if she's for or against this......... rodgers doesn't want to answer, she side-steps

republicans should have the courage of conviction to answer clearly what they stand for on a case by case, individual basis.......fuck the left! here's an example, some fag (pitcher, not catcher type) spat on me one time......... i literally kicked his arse! a lefty will try to make this sound like i'm anti-gay (i'm not even)...... there's a million fags out there that use the word 'fag' and would take my side on issue of kicking someone's arse that spits on my face for no good reason

fuck chris matthews, he's like some english guy from the 19th century out of an elephant man movie parading obama around as some kind of reformed monkey, "look jolly ho old boys, we have reformed the ape into a fine upstanding president, i told you it could be done!" fuck chris matthews condascending racism! there's a million of our african brothers out there that don't like obama, whether he's black white or red or asian or whatever who gives a shit? let chris matthew go watch a bullfight and piss and moan about that too! answer his goddam commie questions directly, don't side step to that bitch like he's stronger than you are

when Benji plays with Kano, your arse goes down

and you chris matthews, i would totally take you dude, i would kick your arse and what's messed up is you would actually enjoy and be asking for more and be all like, where's my gatorade, i'm sweating now, oh, i'm enjoying it, i'm actually enjoying the pain, that's chris matthews so fuck him! before i kicked chris matthews arse i'd actually tell him that i hate unions because i hate trade unions! then i'd kick his arse and then give him some gatorade and then watch him squirm and ask for more like a little masochistic biatch!

fuck u!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBt_12-K6xw

you know i actually grew up in government owned housing, my mother and sister had abortions, i've gotten all manner of government stipends as a student so i could waste it on pot and not bother getting a job and gotten all kinds of unemployment payouts......... what's annoying about the left, apart from their policies is that they are all reactionary, you can't even blame them once right wing types start up with their christianity business......... anyway, republicans have a duty to answer questions square on, not be evasive, but say, 'that's right bitch, i think it's a good idea for the woman to watch a video before getting her abortion,' side-stepping all these bitch-arse left wing journalists makes republicans look like they don't have strength of conviction and are kicking the issue down the path


now look at this lefty rachel maddow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0kcHAHE4N4

blabbing about how women make 77 cents on the dollar that men make.......her numbers are wrong, women are encouraged to divorce by a corrupt judicial system (family court) and get ALL of their husbands wealth, in many cases the judges are rewarded with cash bonuses for coming to this result.......of course, the mainstream media are too enamored with their petty intellectuality and petty celebrity and petty bourgeouise station (just look at o'reilly with his pet words from harvard! i actually have a bigger vocabulary than basically ANY u.s. 'journalist' talking face, knowing words in chinese, french, bulgarian, spanish AND english - that's a fact!) to have the courage to state this obvious fact..........unfortunately, the system being as it is, it's rare someone's gonna come out and say women make MORE on the dollar than men do when you factor in divorce and a corrupt judicial system in america needing reform

hey and guess what? if 'fundamentalist' christians believe the earth was created in six days instead of 5 billion years, who gives a shit? who's to say there isn't a planet somewhere on the other side of the galaxy where 6 of their days equals 5 billion of our current years (and who's to say the earth's years weren't shorter or longer in the past, due to distance from the sun/rotation on axis, etc) and who's to say that God wasn't on that planet, let's say it's called 'glub glub' where 6 days equals 5 billion of our years, when he created Earth and how do we know It (let's assume God is asexual) didn't create Earth via long distance with a teleport machine -- we just don't know -- so six days to create Earth is a-ok with Benji

conclusion: McMorris has potential but doesn't have a fun public profile, only appears on tv shows on the internet -- she needs to do some eye-catching publicity stunt like fly a hot air balloon over her farm or something

listening to obama on fox news now -- after a happy three day holiday from work and break from fox news..... he's doing the 77cents spiel -- big load of bobcus, has already been dismissed above, will have to switch fox news off soon because of it..... just turned it off -- sick of it --- my work week starts in just over an hour....

tarantino comes up on benji's radar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPJTRh40sZU

http://news.yahoo.com/tarantino-warpath-screenplay-leaked-015205439.html

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bla bla bla, had enough of tarantino and his bogus dreams and big, fat mouth, not interested in his movies either, best thing he can do is make a movie about cops: OCPD (orange county police dept.) have good cops, bad cops, car chases, the whole palava, i'd go watch that, but not his last two movies, bunch of bullshit

can you imagine tarantino making a movie about siddartha guatama buddha (aka "the buddha")???? by intermission time you're walking out the cinema to buy your choc-coated ice-cream and pop-corn and buddha's already beaten the shit out of any number of peaceful nepalis...... he's probably smashed some babies skulls in, impaled any number or priests, decapitated a tribe of wanderers, ha ha ha - that's tarantino for you, so just shut your dirty cakehole up, dick'ead!

sarah silvermanburg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLthJDXbq6Y

love buzz

ok there's been some famous female 'stand-up' (she isn't confined to a wheelchair/has working legs and knees) 'comic' around for a while called sarah silvermanburg or something like that........ normally the average person would recognize her name coming up on their OTH (over the horizon radar) and just immediately readjust their bearings, knot-speed, stealth mode capabilities, etc, and just avoid hearing one idea or word she could come with because even from over the other side of the mountains straddling poland, as a miniscule and insignificant blip representing hostile warsaw pact migs (sorry to use the warplane  metaphor).... you get the idea, some bozo to completely shun like an epileptic leper, nothing personal, along with jimmy kimmel and fallon and the plastic ken doll seekrest et al..........

amazingly though, silvermanburg actually finally says something funny, she sets up a skit with a guy playing Jesus, THE Jesus, not Maria Jesus Hidalgo, a corn farmer from Guadalupe in Mexico....... she asks Jesus when life starts (it's about conception/pro-life/pro-choice/abortion stuff) and Jesus responds: 'at 40'

that was really funny and i'm obviously not being sarcastic........ i hope that wouldn't offend Jesus (which one is unclear as there are many, like above-mentioned farmer), but, perhaps not-surprisingly, it offended the chronic bed-wetter Bill O'Reilly and his get rich buddies at fox news........

in fact, fox news now has competition on Benji's ride-along in the form of am640 from montreal, canada, we seem to exist in parallel universes

random thoughts

this seattle seahawks quarterback is a dandy speaker and no-one can understand how his comments towards crabtree could be construed in a negative way, it just seemed like he was certain he was superior to crabtree.... not knowing anything about the sport, one would be inclined to agree with the seattle quarterback guy with regard to his superiority over crabtree...........how this can degenerate into being 'a meltdown' and then about race is due to a high level of stupidity amongst the masses, benji predicts seahawks will win superbowl

moving on, robert deniro, you probably got some of that on your leg before, right? oh look, you must have stepped in some robert deniro, looks like you have some on your trouser pant, over there by your ankle, here, want some kleenex to wipe that off? yes, that robert deniro..... the good news is that oprah said his generation will just have to die out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hifyj-zLVLg   (family guy, brian dies)

just before brian dies, fittingly hit by a car, stewies last memorable words were: "i'm a baby and only dicks don't let babies win," actually, dicks let babies urinate..........and see that scene where brian's coffin is getting lowered into the ground, now that would have been really funny if the coffin just kept going down like 50 yards into the ground, like a crazy long elevator shaft, even like 500 metres, was actually waiting for that to happen but you failed me

truth, justice and the american way

american guy goes to jail for not paying child support when he doesn't even have any biological child(ren)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpYubBeRhhU

MOVIE REVIEW: ACT OF VALOR (2012)

this movie mostly consists of real navy seals doing action scenes, some professional actors are also used

100% sure i saw this movie on a bus in fiji going from denaru to coral coast on south coast... didn't know the soldiers were real soldiers though...... back then......... just paid $4 to watch it now on youtube - have 48 hours to finish seeing it