Thursday, March 25, 2021

Kidman alert?

 Keeping on topic of dopey northern European types before returning to the African music....


It seemed at 1810 today, military time, I passed in opposite direction on next lane over, Nichole Kidman. Sure looked like her! In a 4wdrivey looking vehicle alone, possibly grey looking car. Didn't have a big sticker saying 'hag driving' can't really say if it was her, haha


Also saw two defence department vehicles I pulled up behind today, normally you don't even see one in four years. Very strange. On separate occasions.


Kidman would make an outstanding 'queen of the hags' in a 'hagsus' movie.... I can see it now:


Mike Meyers: are you the Queen of the hags'?


Kidman: you say that I am.


Mike Meyers: seize her!!!



Ha ha, take it away Ice....


https://youtu.be/EHoqwPcXup0




You know you can buy a freshly plucked heart in China for around 130k u.s. right? No shortage! Human heart anyone? Just pass on the brand new Jaguar and get a beat up Jeep.... You can afford it


https://youtu.be/QcvACEF-K9s

Wednesday, March 24, 2021

JAIL N-O! Sorry Jay Leno quips that he has a heart

 That's definitely a joke. Unless you call that black cactussy looking thing a heart. Ha ha (see fourth last paragraph below regarding Jay's heart quip).


BTW I used to think it was a racist fallacy that Asians eat dog but when I went to Manchuria that erroneous thinking was put to bed. Dog tastes gamey and yuck. Do not eat dog you won't enjoy the flavour. Apparently cat tastes much better but I've never tried it 



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MANAA said that between 2002 and 2012 Leno made at least nine documented jokes about Koreans or Chinese people eating dogs or cats.

The group has been seeking an apology ever since 2002 and said on Wednesday that it received one in a February call with Leno.

"At the time I did those jokes, I genuinely thought them to be harmless," Leno said in the call, according to a statement issued by MANAA that it said had been agreed with Leno.

"I was making fun of our enemy North Korea, and like most jokes, there was a ring of truth to them.

"At the time, there was a prevailing attitude that some group is always complaining about something, so don't worry about it. Whenever we received a complaint, there would be two sides to the discussion: either 'We need to deal with this' or 'Screw 'em if they can't take a joke'.

"Too many times I sided with the latter even when in my heart I knew it was wrong. That is why I am issuing this apology," Leno added.

Leno, now 70, hosted The Tonight Show for more than 20 years until he bowed out in 2014. He is due to host a revival later this year of the 1950s radio and TV quiz show You Bet Your Life.

MANAA said Leno's apology had resolved the group's grievances with the comedian. Representatives for Leno did not return requests on Wednesday for further comment.

Reuters

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Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Western Sydney flooding

 Is the big news in the area. From an insurance company, mathematics, actuarial perspective, insurance companies carefully weigh the facts when establishing premiums based on realities, facts and mathematics.


The Nepean valley around Penrith where I happened to have been born and further north, we have a river system, or a number of them kind of wending towards the ocean not far from my home north of Hornsby (northern fringe of Sydney). So this river moves around the western to northwestern fringe of the city and beyond. I haven't acquired a boat yet but taking a class to get my boat licence in a few weeks so expecting to learn then. Plus would need to add a towbar to my vehicle to tow a trailer with boat.


Anyway, the topography of the velleys involved indicate there are choke points where the Nepean cum Hawkesbury river builds up during floods and cannot drain. The solution: build canals. Unfortunately in Australia we don't have a full fledged democracy like in America, as actually, only in America can you vote for judges and police chiefs and school deans and attorney generals for those specific posts. I'm not 100% on how that works but generally Australians take criticism as bad manners or negativity or displeasure and as Australians are people pleasers, if nothing else, they cannot discuss a political issue for the sake of it, and reform, the way Americans can. Also Australians seem to be capricornian in that they are easily annoyed so again, do not take easily to discussing issues. Furthermore, being people pleasers they are essentially sheeple who will all walk off a cliff like lemmings before doing something as simple as building canals. 


Having said that, the opposite of that is also true, so two sides of the same coin. On a good day, Australians can thrash something logical out in the public arena without too many grumbling Deans issuing death threats because they drank too much or whatever.


Anyway if you go to Thailand or Holland you'll see excellent canals, especially in Holland. The Suez canal another famous canal. The insurance council of Australia has said it will not lower premiums in the Hawkesbury valley, some of which are well over $5000 us dollars per year, until the government invests in infrastructure.


The media in new South Wales is absolutely against the left wing NSW shadow government not withstanding being American owned in part, I mean Viacom owns channel ten but doesn't pressure them, obviously, to support left wing politics. Only the government owned ABC really backs the left wing party and some publications like the Guardian. So in fact, the reigning government in NSW is so mollycoddled by the media, they cannot even be asked softball questions by the people pleasing shiny happy 12 year old mentality journalists. Questions like: why keep warragamba dam full and not provide a real answer to the question. Questions like: ask follow up questions about that. Too complicated for our twelve year old acting people pleaser journalists on channels seven, nine and ten. Better try fitting in quickly by saying fourdean or a dean (18) quickly then pretend to love rugby. Wouldn't want to be ostracized and not invited to a party, might lead to depression and suicide. Yes they're a morbidly shallow bunch of people. All those drugs getting ingested: cocaine, alcohol, ecstasy, LSD. Very vacant, stupid people in the media in Australia. Very incompetent. All based on shallow people pleasing relationships where the endgame is always trying to appear normal and together. It's like visiting a backward planet in a spaceship for me. I mean I do feel above that level of ridiculousness to be frank. I'm not the only one that feels that way I gather.


So there you have it: NSW State politics. I agree the left wing government in NSW is so riddled with dishonest, corrupt types they are very underwhelming. Plenty of unreported corruption on the right though.


Federal politics: it's all a big rape, whorefest scandal. The women must take back their rights in their mini skirts and lead us all to victory in their March for equality (aka dumb sluts getting too drunk and acting too ho-ey). If men that go to non co-ed schools act all sexist, sure that's an interesting journalistic angle that's been looked at lately. You can't have your cake and eat it, you want to be a druggie slut, accept the consequences, which for men includes going to jail. Women get away with so much bullying and nasty shit, they are driving cancel culture out of resentment and frustration. Bitter women are giving lesbians a bad name, because in fact, lesbian women that are 'out' are much easier and more pleasant to deal with in a civil, business, social way than the cadre of pants wearing, adulterous, University degree toting ratbags our society is vomiting up. Really just whining all the time about their rights being trampled. Get serious.



In other news, Griggs from NCIS, in its 20th season, with the character Griggs there the entire twenty years, has been suspended for bashing some guy. Looks like he's scared, scared of getting stuck watching NCIS reruns on his break. Who can blame him?


https://youtu.be/VsUtC13zTcQ









Sunday, March 21, 2021

Movie review: St Elmo's Fore [sic] two guys from the breakfast club, actually three with ally sheedy, rob lowe, other (b)ratpack dopes of the 80s

 

No wonder this film from my 1980s pre adolescent study of hollywood movies, starting with the Silver Streak in 1984, age around eight, was so forgettable. I wasted the price of an in and out burger, a shit one without guacamole, on this s#cking, f#cking piece of crap on YouTube today. If this movie were a medical condition it would be a rash around the anus with pussy discharge, that's pussy like pus, not like feline. If you had a basic level of intelligence I'd like to challenge you to see if you can watch this movie for more than ten minutes without feeling uncomfortable and suicidal. Nothing about this movie even looks real. Maybe it did to me in the 80s but I can assure you, it's the kind of thing your subconscious mind just filters out as meaningless trash.


If you can actually watch this entire movie in 2021 you need help. Or to go live in Azerbaijan, or something. Just saying.  Actually did we say this movie is ridiculous? Probably, but if you never got that chances are you'd need it tattooed on your head and wait a few weeks to figure it out.


Speaking of the Silver Steak [sic], with easter at the White House coming up, and considering Biden used to run Amtrak and even is apportioning a large amount of money for more government run railroad. I think it would be absolutely splendid (for the White House easter egg hunt) to have a little toy train the moms, dads, or dads and dads in the case of gay dads can ride on with the kiddies. President Biden could wear a railroad hat and even engineering overalls and maybe even a shmick looking red kerchief. I'm just saying. That'd be a hit with everyone. Uncle Joe could drive the train around the Rose garden. I'm kind of not joking. Think how cool that would look. The optics are off-the-charts.


First movie I remember dad bringing home from the VHS rental shop in the city when I was like eight, very memorable, classic movie, especially when the train ploughs into Grand Central or wherever. I actually thought about stealing a locomotive engine for a joy ride when I was 23 and going through my crazy college dropout psychotic smoked way too much weed phase, but I'm just too well behaved. It was almost like that tractor in the Simpsons that was calling Bart a chicken for not stealing it. I mean it was right there waiting to go. Noone around you know what I mean.


Train:

https://youtu.be/rJ_1MkOVnNM


Tractor:

https://youtu.be/wqO-iB4vsKQ

 






Saturday, March 20, 2021

Weight

 

https://youtu.be/BzXutu_iVoA

Thursday, March 18, 2021

The Molotov affair

 Ok, pivoting to Australian politics. Was going to make some kind of south parky jokes about whoopi goldberg and joy behar but might have to come back to that later. Generally would never watch their show, however newsmax and fox news seems to consider them very important for ratings.


Anyway proceeding to Australian politics, there's a pretty big scandal at present which we'll call the 'molotov affair'. We have free speech in Australia and unless you're slandering someone which can lead to expensive legal action, or not making enough sense which can lead to a mental health hold, or annoying someone, which can lead to a punch in the face or being spat on or death threats, you can pretty much say whatever.


With regard to the Molotov affair, which hopefully using such term to describe it wouldn't lead to a mental health hold being placed on me. Ie, a rose by any other name smells the same. We recently had a scandalous case where some woman aged approximately 50 years old brought date rape charges dating back to when she was approximately 17 years old, against a particular gentleman well known in australian politics. It subsequently eventuated that said man was said to be a member of cabinet (around fifteen ppl), and said woman suicided before signing a formal complaint with police (the signing of which would be superfluous in the criminal law).


This is according to my understanding of the law keeping in mind I'm not a lawyer. Curiously, Australia's top lawyer came out and said, 'these accusations are about me! I didn't do it! Now I'll sue some journalists for defamation for saying not that the allegations referred to me, but to a member of cabinet, which could be me or fourteen or so other people. Did I mention I'm taking a few weeks off mental health leave?'


Now having studied at the school of Benji, being the dean of said school, in fact, if I may be permitted such a joke at the risk of being labelled mentally ill and having a mental health hold put on me, let me analyse the top law officer (attorney general's position).


How can he (the attorney general) be sure these allegations weren't referring to someone else? Are his lawyers foregoing the option of claiming temporary insanity at the time of saying the allegations were, in fact, about him, when in fact they potentially weren't, by bringing defamation lawsuits against journalists claiming the allegations were about a sitting cabinet member? The allegations are so flimsy, apparently no medical records prove rape in the ass. No medical records of any sort dating back to the alleged time of incident. Just an accusation. Her accusation? I was so drunk I was with so and so and then I vaguely remember being raped, which is rape in today's language but normal practice in those days. The media said a member of cabinet is accused. Let's say there was someone that screwed her after she was drunk. Let's call that person Molotov instead of alleged person 'a'. Let's say the current attorney general, in the night of the alleged rape, left her alone an hour or so and Molotov snuck in and raped her, so the attorney general is telling the truth after all.


What can we deduce from this, in legal terms? In the criminal law, there's no case to answer for, not for the current attorney general, not for Molotov as it cannot be proved he raped the girl. It cannot even be proved the girl was raped at all. There's not enough evidence in the criminal law to say anything. If some guy called Molotov came out of the woodworks and said, I raped her after her date left her in her room for an hour or so. That'd be different.


Can the attorney general save his reputation and continue his job, or did he get Brett Kavanaghed ? Noone even knows if Brett Kavanagh was able to keep his job, all they know is he was smeared. The chinese word for danger is the same as opportunity they say, maybe the attorney general can turn all the public attention into a plus. 


We'll see. Notice I haven't defamed anyone. Except Molotov and he was killed in Mexico or something by the kgb.



Ok let's take questions:


Question 1, I have no diplomatic immunity, neither any special immunities or privileges like parliamentary privilege. My boss tries to gaslight me in order to have power and control over me.  How can I stop ten policemen from dragging me to a mental hospital gurney?


Answer, go gay asap. Just say you're gay and love it when ten guys jerk off on you all at once. If you're a woman just say you want as many women as possible to growl you out. You cannot be mentally ill and gay in a meaningful legal way. Everyone will back right off immediately. Ask your boss out on a date if they're same sex. If not tell your boss you're gay and do not want to be harassed for being gay or potentially transgender. It's not even legal to label a transgender as mentally ill as this is a sure sign of perfect mental health. You won't be able to prove your boss or business/life associate is a gaslighter but you'll still dodge a bullet.


Question 2, I'm a christian, the old testament says I can't provide false witness. 


Answer: that's what the pharisees would have said too. You'll have to swallow your pride same as Jesus before he got crucified and realize pretending to be transgender is less painful than crucifixion. We live in a less Roman, less brutal world, where effeminate ploys and tactics often go furthest. Sorry.


Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Newsmax channel on Sundays live streams a bible basher

Alot of these preachers are like Lucy from the Peanuts comics holding the football for Charlie Brown aren't they?


This newsmax guy was banging on with the typical mantras: the blood, the wine, the flesh the one savior only, bla bla bla, you have to tie your goats to the cross (crucifix), tie your goats of shame and sinfulness and you'll be aok .... Jesus!


Tie this bitch!! Payaso


https://youtu.be/nUN6NZ2Lx3A