Returning to cop shows FBI and NCSI LA

every armchair police show watching guy knows about admissible evidence. You could be caught with a smoking gun in your hand but there are evidentiary procedures.  Not all evidence is admissible in court due to laws made by lawmakers, often arcane and over a hundred years old. The politicians elected to make laws often are not lawyers and need to be advised on various matters. Often lawyers, judges and police are unhappy with certain laws as they sit, on the books. Unscrupulous criminal defense lawyers can often get you off Scot free... especially if you're loaded.

exhibit A

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that's why, if Benji were special guest directing FBI, this is what it would look like.... ceiling shot, looking down on a boardroom table... open Chinese food takeout boxes with chopsticks half eaten....

Cut to tracking over the shoulder shot circling table....

Discussion of Ramirez cartel trial ensues....

'The case we've spent months building, risking our lives...because of the lawyer the cartel has hired, is likely to be settled out of court... and the Ramirez brothers will most likely get keys to their minimum security country club.... for a few months. El Rancho even has a tennis court

Why?

Because they've engaged Earl Quigley the third.

Cut to over shoulders shot of same ppl looking at tv in the boardroom. .. Cut to tv image....

This is Quigley lecturing at Yale last year...

I only defend billionaires these days. I got tired of people worth less. Someone with a net value of two hundred million dollars is just unstable at the end of the day. Too much vanity and ego but like in a diet coke kind of way .

Do you ever work pro bono?.... a Yale student is heard asking off screen

If I found a cause I could sympathize with, I probably would


Cut to boardroom ....

That's what we're up against.  If we want to put the Ramirez brothers in a real jail we'll need to spend hours studying Quigley in court in past cases

This is what I call the Dora case, watch:

https://youtu.be/C-kZ81pvKpU


so your job is to target advertisers that want  to show their commercials during popular tv shows right?

That's correct sir

and what exactly does that entail for you personally?

I need to liaise with tv show producers
to understand who their target audience is precisely . They could have a core demographic of 25 to 49 year olds so I need to find advertisers that want to sell a new car to that group, for example

Is it more complicated than that?

Absolutely , I'm just giving you a very basic idea of what my job involves

Do you work for Nielsen ratings?

No, not at all.

What do you know about them?

Not much, nothing I'd be confident to tell the court as I'm not expert on that matter. They operate a ratings system with technology in certain people's homes that measures what people are watching.

Does it measure if they stop watching a show halfway through? Say during a car commercial ?

I couldn't say Mr Quigley,  I really don't know. It's not relevant to my job. I just target advertisers relevant to a given demographic.

Your honor I'd like to show the court a brief video now if I may.

Objection! Your honor we discussed this in chamber earlier, this is absolutely ridiculous. Completely irrelevant time wasting your honor.

I'm going to allow it.

Do you recognize Dora the explorer Ms. Kristol?

Sure.

If someone is watching a car commercial that you set up through your work, depending on their tv set up, theoretically they could just change the channel and start watching Dora. And you'd lose that valuable customer you worked hard to get, isn't that right Ms. Kristol?

I guess so.

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Earl Quigley III graduated law school surprisingly early

The vendor's wife was pregnant... (beat)... with a girl; NCSI and FIB [sic] catch up

Watching American cop shows is like wine tasting

https://youtu.be/5PeKcWCC-tw


Ok so since whining a couple of weeks ago caught some FBI and NCSI LA... two fashionable American cop shows du jour... complex... we'll be returning to the Grand Crux

Los yellow jackets en France

Je pense comment Virginie que travaille au hospitâl.... regardez-t-elle  (dix minutes vingt au fin:

https://youtu.be/pUjr4cvdmbM

Comme Virginie j'ai pas des etudes.... je veut aussi solidarité avec le gen du France. Je me considereé pas un connard y je comprend pas le sinceritè de les politiques.... je suis avec Virginie!

Qui ne veut pas plus d'argent?

Voila c'est claire... Macron doit oublier totalment les renewable energie. ... c'est trop cher .... il faul parler avec la Nation directement 

Bonjour turds

https://youtu.be/3nJ9WKAEU_8

Donc panic pour le disco en France. Le gasoline est trop cher. En Venezuela aussi.

George HW Bush est mort. Il peut trouver David Copperfield maintenant.

Mon ami Sergi le russe. En m'a dit quelques gen devant le government Russie que le seour et pere du Sergi etaient mort avant lui. Donc sa argent est pour l'Etat australien.



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Can dumb English rednecks rule a small nation like Australia effectively

I would say no. If you take the time to look at Australia's history. .. the chaos... hypocrisy. .. incompetence. ... bungling. ... somewhat underwhelming result after over 200 years. It's self evident Australia needs to make itself a Republic and be done with the British Westminster system.  The definitive failure of Australia is the complete lack of culture.  Just an aping of British manners and the substitution of the word teen with the word dean.  In fact, very many Australians cannot even speak English and go about running their lives in Mandarin or Korean. Little social cohesion ... lacking any culture apart from Victorian  football and English rugby. Hostility amongst various races abounds.

English politicians mourn they cannot find even token representation from other races. Complacency, rejection, contempt and loathing is high. Kidding yourself, the order of the day.

To the English mind... the notion that non English rule can succeed must seem alien. Russia and America must seem dangerous places with too many guns. Why would the Russians and French kill their royal bloodlines and reject monarchy? It's too difficult to grasp... better obfuscate by replacing the word teen with dean some more and confuse myself and then bumble around like a fifteen year old... maybe get drunk.

Did you know in Australia now it's impossible to buy an apartment that isn't so defective it leaks water. That the universities graduate communist Chinese that can't even speak English and fail people like me for questioning the wisdom of British rule (pure schizophrenia).

Let's be frank... has it occurred to you English  blooded people that cricket is a wretchedly sad little affair ? Kind of like if dwarf throwing were to become an Olympic sport. A depressing turn of events.  Cricket and dwarf throwing.

Just sayin'.... with that introduction we now present to you Messieurs Ferrell and Riley.... playing Victorian Brits... Drumroll please....

https://youtu.be/0_Hhxuufjeo

Why waste many precious hours studying Marxism–Leninism–Mao Zedong thought

Marxism–Leninism–Mao Zedong thought revealed:


Benji can explain it to you in less than one minute. The same sex takes! Now have a shower....

Seriously though... whether you're the President in China or some other control freak bloodthirsty millionaire from Google or Yahoo or the Chinese Communist Party.... Benji will break it down for you oh so beautifully:

Mao Zedong: tell (the slave in the Chinese factory) to make me an X-box

Lenin: my autistic son is too autistic to play x-box

Marx: my autistic brothers love x-box.
. They're on it for hours....


Now that the truth has been revealed watch Jim Carey celebrate:

https://youtu.be/1jQP0Y2T2OQ


Now if there was any doubt whether we should care about Maoist Leninist Marxist thought or just watch Will Ferrell lampoon Queen Victoria and Victorianism and England. Consider your schedule freed up: actually. ... Will Ferrell is so emancipated and unneeding of Maoist Leninist Marxist philosophy. ... he only needs it when it's Xbox time and autistic people are involved ....


Look at him here over six years ago.... he's a funny cop together with Marky Mark. Can't wait til they both start lampooning China in a future movie.  It's going to be great watching Will play a commie chinese rip people's teeth out and making them drink battery acid for insulting the Party. Can't wait to see an entire village die slow and agonizing deaths coz Marky Mark's factory boss character decides to save some money dumping battery acid in the river.

Take that dummies everywhere!

https://youtu.be/V6Y8dQDb4iU

Party time = 4 and a half beers .... china navy stuff

What a boring person... I used to get so drunk... one time the police drove me home 30 minutes coz I was wasted.... another time I had to be driven home naked.... with a sheet and a bucket.... another time people had to defend me from angry boyfriends coz I was trying to kiss a number of females as they arrived at a party...

Now it just seems somewhat passé.... being 42 is like being 50 or something. .. it's pretty ridiculous

Check out my texts to the babysitter while catching a belly dancing show:


Desis saying just split if u want as she's confident Zara won't wake up but I'm not sure..... is my mom just crashed out. Sorry there's no tv but u can watch a blue ray movie

No I won't split and leave your treasures!
 Your mum has given me three gifts and I've said 'no more'...she's not asleep yet...
 I  think she's looking for more things to give me... She's so generous.
I don't watch much TV...have a Christian magazine to read.I'll be fine..


Ok good sport Jenny. My mom has always been one to watch... she used to flash her boobs at the neighbours' kids on request when I was a kid.... you know you're winning when she's not drinking bleach


Oh good. 😏

Jenny I wanted to get the train that gets there 1006pm but Desi is desperate to dance and consume alcohol. .. she wants to get the next train arriving at 1023pm. From a Christian perspective one must recall the first gospel miracle was making a lot of wine materialize from seemingly nowhere

So talking about China's posture. .. it's interesting. ... I didn't know about the five or seven pressure points  or whatever buy when you see it on a map it all makes sense. For example once as a 19 year old his benjiness visited Malakka in Malaysia and that's one of the key straits China needs access to for shipping.  Others are near Japan... Indonesia or whatever.  Just YouTube it and you'll see. But if you look at the border with India it's also interesting to see YouTube as recent border skirmishes were nothing more than literal pushing and shoving between a score or so Hindus and Chinese.  Still this non event made significant media waves in both countries.  The exciting thing China has is the anti aircraft carrier hypersonic missiles but the Americans have a capability to confuse the targeting with fake radar thing confusing the targeting.  The Russians have a weapon in orbit that can destroy an American GPS providing satellite.  It's  getting crazy complicated. China doesn't have that many nukes compared to Russia or America either...