Here's some intelligence for you:
China, approximately ten thousand u.s. citizens, born to Chinese women on one month visits to China, whose parents speak no English, these u.s. citizens raised in China to deeply Chinese parents speak no English...
Melania looks foxy but Trump and pompeo aren't really sexy looking. Can they go to China and save some American kids' cats stuck up trees?
Time to grab my whistle and glow wands and dance!
https://youtu.be/mqFLXayD6e8
There should be an advertiser involved. It'd be good to see the Korean guys eating McDonald's with Donald and melania. How come Bryan talks so much?
Thursday, May 10, 2018
Wednesday, May 9, 2018
And another thing! Benji spouts off... is he drunk?
Theresa May. Why does she have flaming homos (not greek sauce homos, the other homos) for personal assistants, creeping all around 10 downing street. Hardly confidence inspiring. Can you imagine if America was run by homos behind the scenes like England is? Where would we all be?
Also, if May is running her country with homos, why does she want to buddy up with Germany and france on iran if England is brexiting?
Germany, has no moral compass, probably never had one, ever. So why do they choose the policies they do? It's hard to understand. At least Germans can still get rich, that's something.
France: 50 per cent taxation plus. Can anyone say you suck in French?
Just saying.
Omg fox news is showing some senator grilling the new cia nominee: would you steal a dildo if it is contraband? Where is the chewing gum? Do you date terrorists?
Mike pompeo rescues three dildos from north korea, what is it with dogs chasing after postmen and American tourists going to north korea? Newsflash: north korea is not safe for American tourists. I'm not even a rocket scientist but can say this with certainty. Mexico is not safe for Americans., al qaeda, australians, jerry springer, you name it! More ppl have died from drug violence in Mexico since America invaded iraq in march 2003, than ppl have died in iraq. Mexico is probably unsafer than north korea although north korea is most dangerous for open u.s. citizens. If you are a u.s. citizen in north korea, best hide your passport in south korea and travel with your Italian passport.
Wonder what kind of security they have at these senate hearings in Washington D.C.. Can i just walk in there with a glock or there's some guy outside with a metal detector wand just checking everyone ?
Forgot what i was going to say... something pejorative, now i remember : China.
Communist china breeds cretins. The higher in status and richer, the more cretinous. I would let them have taiwan because Taiwanese ppl are cretins and these cretins all deserve eachother. If china tried taking taiwan and i was running America with a free hand I'd destroy China's navy and then let them have Taiwan.
Tuesday, May 8, 2018
730pm Sydney time is when Trump wakes up everyday
Big decision for Trump on Iran today, the Benji perspective, keeping in mind Benji is a mere bus driver with a colleague bus driver called 'Bong', probably Vietnamese.
How can we put this in a nutshell: fuck Iran. And fuck Hezbollah. They don't believe in what we do: democracy, free speech, universities, the English language. They'll have their Islam and we'll have ours. Let them buddy up with their commie pals in China and make all the nukes they want. Pakistan has nukes and they're solid. Let the Pentagon and Darpa produce a deeper bunker busting bomb, eg., 7 miles deep. North Korea has nukes, so what?
2) be wary of the EU, they are your wiley pot smoking buddies. If you're with them, you're with the potheads. Buddying up with the EU on everything like sanctions on Russia, sanctions on Iran etc is foolish. It's foolish to think the EU's interests are America's. Their lack of interest in Iraq wars and Germany's lack of military posture since the Nazis blew through there means they and France and many EU countries are metastasizing, although eastern Europe effectively shuns all migrants, coming from hardship themselves.
Takeaway: fuck Iran and the EU.
That's really the guy's name: Bong.
https://youtu.be/eMK4cfXj5c0
Taylor from the local gymnastics centre is in Hawaii with her dad to celebrate his 50th birthday according to what she said earlier. Will be interesting to hear her stories. She said her dad id Jewish from south Africa. Her mom isn't Jewish though, and not from south Africa. Although ethnically Jewish, she doesn't get into s ny religion much.
Mother's day is coming up and I'm guessing there'll be no Paul Ryan and no cliff for grandma Alvarez.... shoot
https://youtu.be/E_VA_4_S6Hk
Maybe there'll be a Barry and a cliff...
https://youtu.be/PJ-p29xEM0s
Mmmm cliff.....
Saturday, May 5, 2018
Carson Daly from MTV and NBC today talks anxiety
https://youtu.be/lhaMR97FgXg
Recently I was approaching Carlisle ave on Stuart here in da Druitt and some lady is just stopped blocking the way in her nice new little red car... I pull up next to her to overtake, in a little risky position and as she has her hazard lights on ask her if she's OK, who knows, maybe she's just had a heart attack, right? So she just says she's having a panic attack, and she's OK. Actually some days later I think it was, a lady with a heart condition with like a year to live, just off Stuart ave, calls me to give her a ride to the hospital as the ambulance is like $300 she says. Please don't die in my car! Ha ha. Also very recently some guy acting deaf and dumb, not sure if he was, he didn't buy a ticket so I gave him a solid grilling til his hands were shaking, guess that was an anxiety attack, being told the bus service isn't socialist (it's actually going private, non government in early July, soon!)
Anyway, so we've mentioned on this blog, one time Benji took two acting lessons in Paris France with Bob McAndrew who boasts of having trained Christopher walken and Angelina Jolie, screen acting. So he's explaining about relieving tension and anxiety during class, you have to do something quick, you can't just go jack off somewhere and you're not Harvey Weinstein to just jack off in front of whoever. So the trick was to just step away from your acting buddy while you'd be normally staring into their eyes looking at them, doing meisner technique and just observing their behavior. So with dying lady, panic attack lady and Carson, I'd be saying: 'you're anxious' and if they could see the truth in that moment they'd admit, 'I'm anxious'. That's Meissner for dummies I guess. So with Bob he liked to use a brief sub technique he described as relieving tension like just scraping the excess cream off a coffee. The actor just steps away from their buddy, shakes their hands repeatedly and yells loudly, 'get away! Get away!'
All of Bob's actors were doing this. They were serious TV actors like had been in French TV shows and such. I could see Bob's French orphan young guy assistant Antonio had an interesting relationship with Bob as they could play out any scene and be comfortable with each other, Eg., Antonio played a scene for Bob briefly saying 'EFF you! I hate working for you, you suck!'
I mean subsequently I've done this technique here in Sydney at a different school and it got to a point the girl I was working with was just saying 'you're rocking', because I wasn't really feeling anything and she noticed I can't stand straight without rocking coz that's just how my body is.
So anyway back in Paris, I was doing the same exercise and instead of stepping away and yelling 'get away!' I literally bounced a few times, like twice, to a nearby wall and headbutted it solidly off one bounce maybe two headbutts, then bouncing twice back to my partner. It all happened very quickly, just straight acting, no thinking, and I hit that wall really hard, big time. The sound of shocked, repressed laughs ensued quickly and briefly and as I looked in my partner's eye's Bob never missed a beat and he says: how do you feel now? I can't remember what I said, peaceful or something, no-one cared apart from being amused, it was Paris, after all. Maybe I impressed Bob who knows, he invited me to study with him two years in Manhattan on a fake student visa pretending I couldn't speak English on a Spanish passport. The moral of the story is young adults need mentors I guess and the jury is out on the full ramifications and effects of concussion. Almost four years after said events in Paris I was watching a Chinese movie on Chinese run state TV, in china, in shenzhen, in a very poor apartment there such as poor people living on maybe $300 a month wagesll might have. When the movie ended, there came Bob's name in roman characters, no I wasn't hallucinating, he actually made a Chinese movie, collaborating as a writer. While I never had Bob's skill for making movies, I think he was head of talent at one point for 20th century fox. He always struck me as an interesting fellow.
Bob's Chinese movie, circa 2000
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0238588/?ref_=m_nm_knf_t2
Idol a tree:
https://youtu.be/ef3mFZzGM4M
There was a cop in America some years ago caught crapping on a whore's chest in an act of mutual consent (business). Probably that's how he dealt with anxiety. Probably being a cop produces constant anxiety.
The thing about most of Bob's students I think they end up doing soap operas drama shows like days of our lives, bold and the beautiful, etc. I only like soap in the shower, maybe in the bath. Bold and the beautiful is showing daily here before Sandra Sully 5pm news and it's deplorable! La-bás avec les soap operas qoi alors!
Recently I was approaching Carlisle ave on Stuart here in da Druitt and some lady is just stopped blocking the way in her nice new little red car... I pull up next to her to overtake, in a little risky position and as she has her hazard lights on ask her if she's OK, who knows, maybe she's just had a heart attack, right? So she just says she's having a panic attack, and she's OK. Actually some days later I think it was, a lady with a heart condition with like a year to live, just off Stuart ave, calls me to give her a ride to the hospital as the ambulance is like $300 she says. Please don't die in my car! Ha ha. Also very recently some guy acting deaf and dumb, not sure if he was, he didn't buy a ticket so I gave him a solid grilling til his hands were shaking, guess that was an anxiety attack, being told the bus service isn't socialist (it's actually going private, non government in early July, soon!)
Anyway, so we've mentioned on this blog, one time Benji took two acting lessons in Paris France with Bob McAndrew who boasts of having trained Christopher walken and Angelina Jolie, screen acting. So he's explaining about relieving tension and anxiety during class, you have to do something quick, you can't just go jack off somewhere and you're not Harvey Weinstein to just jack off in front of whoever. So the trick was to just step away from your acting buddy while you'd be normally staring into their eyes looking at them, doing meisner technique and just observing their behavior. So with dying lady, panic attack lady and Carson, I'd be saying: 'you're anxious' and if they could see the truth in that moment they'd admit, 'I'm anxious'. That's Meissner for dummies I guess. So with Bob he liked to use a brief sub technique he described as relieving tension like just scraping the excess cream off a coffee. The actor just steps away from their buddy, shakes their hands repeatedly and yells loudly, 'get away! Get away!'
All of Bob's actors were doing this. They were serious TV actors like had been in French TV shows and such. I could see Bob's French orphan young guy assistant Antonio had an interesting relationship with Bob as they could play out any scene and be comfortable with each other, Eg., Antonio played a scene for Bob briefly saying 'EFF you! I hate working for you, you suck!'
I mean subsequently I've done this technique here in Sydney at a different school and it got to a point the girl I was working with was just saying 'you're rocking', because I wasn't really feeling anything and she noticed I can't stand straight without rocking coz that's just how my body is.
So anyway back in Paris, I was doing the same exercise and instead of stepping away and yelling 'get away!' I literally bounced a few times, like twice, to a nearby wall and headbutted it solidly off one bounce maybe two headbutts, then bouncing twice back to my partner. It all happened very quickly, just straight acting, no thinking, and I hit that wall really hard, big time. The sound of shocked, repressed laughs ensued quickly and briefly and as I looked in my partner's eye's Bob never missed a beat and he says: how do you feel now? I can't remember what I said, peaceful or something, no-one cared apart from being amused, it was Paris, after all. Maybe I impressed Bob who knows, he invited me to study with him two years in Manhattan on a fake student visa pretending I couldn't speak English on a Spanish passport. The moral of the story is young adults need mentors I guess and the jury is out on the full ramifications and effects of concussion. Almost four years after said events in Paris I was watching a Chinese movie on Chinese run state TV, in china, in shenzhen, in a very poor apartment there such as poor people living on maybe $300 a month wagesll might have. When the movie ended, there came Bob's name in roman characters, no I wasn't hallucinating, he actually made a Chinese movie, collaborating as a writer. While I never had Bob's skill for making movies, I think he was head of talent at one point for 20th century fox. He always struck me as an interesting fellow.
Bob's Chinese movie, circa 2000
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0238588/?ref_=m_nm_knf_t2
Idol a tree:
https://youtu.be/ef3mFZzGM4M
There was a cop in America some years ago caught crapping on a whore's chest in an act of mutual consent (business). Probably that's how he dealt with anxiety. Probably being a cop produces constant anxiety.
The thing about most of Bob's students I think they end up doing soap operas drama shows like days of our lives, bold and the beautiful, etc. I only like soap in the shower, maybe in the bath. Bold and the beautiful is showing daily here before Sandra Sully 5pm news and it's deplorable! La-bás avec les soap operas qoi alors!
Thursday, May 3, 2018
Tuesday, May 1, 2018
Fall or just winter
The cold is here, the summer is gone. It's difficult to imagine any warm days til September. Despite the cold winter coming, the glorious American talking heads on TV won't busy themselves singing about Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer. They will wait until December for that, by which point it will be unbearably hot. No Rudolph. Only Mueller vs Trump. Russia, collusion, nonsense. For months.
Here's a colorful job advert for photojournalists looking to work in Kabul:
Do you have absolutely zero experience in taking photos and are you OK with being bombed by a Taliban suicide bomber, possibly resulting in death after a long and agonizing wait for scant hospital grade morphine? Can you handle a limb being amputated and having third degree burns and scarring for life? If you say yes yes yes to all of that then the Associated Press has a camera with your name on it!!!
Here's a colorful job advert for photojournalists looking to work in Kabul:
Do you have absolutely zero experience in taking photos and are you OK with being bombed by a Taliban suicide bomber, possibly resulting in death after a long and agonizing wait for scant hospital grade morphine? Can you handle a limb being amputated and having third degree burns and scarring for life? If you say yes yes yes to all of that then the Associated Press has a camera with your name on it!!!
Daily rituals
1). One security guard for a shopping centre, used to see him like everyday during a long short break. Now instead we see each other often catching train home, ie like right this moment around 1030pm. We're comfortable enough around each other to talk or not talk.
2) around 5pm after my first leg of bus driving is up and I pull into the depot, there's typically an Emirates airplane flying directly overhead during the daily walk from bus back inside. It's clearly Emirates as the font on the underside is unmistakable
3) one daily ritual was waking up every morning to a ridiculous whining tantrum from my three year old until my blood boiled over last week and screamed that nonsense out of her in five minutes. Concurrent to that I fell ill with flu, took some antibiotics bought over two years ago for such an event (not good to overuse them). Headaches accompanying flu were somewhat harsh, tools, aspirin, codeine, the anti inflammatory painkiller, whatever.
4) some bar in Thai area of downtown nightly around 830pm, walk into gaming casino area, pee in restroom, walk out past kitchenette and bar and head to subway for $3.50 coffee and two biscuits deal
Everyday is full of these repetitive rituals, even the bus routes repeat at the same time and way daily, only changing every few months
The security guard is telling me how he's changed his habitual parking spot near train station. Lately have been lazy to ride bike home from train station every night late nights and just getting bus (with bike) occasionally instead. Incredibly repetitive
Biggest challenges: living with my mom past four months, plus next eight months. Just killing me
2) around 5pm after my first leg of bus driving is up and I pull into the depot, there's typically an Emirates airplane flying directly overhead during the daily walk from bus back inside. It's clearly Emirates as the font on the underside is unmistakable
3) one daily ritual was waking up every morning to a ridiculous whining tantrum from my three year old until my blood boiled over last week and screamed that nonsense out of her in five minutes. Concurrent to that I fell ill with flu, took some antibiotics bought over two years ago for such an event (not good to overuse them). Headaches accompanying flu were somewhat harsh, tools, aspirin, codeine, the anti inflammatory painkiller, whatever.
4) some bar in Thai area of downtown nightly around 830pm, walk into gaming casino area, pee in restroom, walk out past kitchenette and bar and head to subway for $3.50 coffee and two biscuits deal
Everyday is full of these repetitive rituals, even the bus routes repeat at the same time and way daily, only changing every few months
The security guard is telling me how he's changed his habitual parking spot near train station. Lately have been lazy to ride bike home from train station every night late nights and just getting bus (with bike) occasionally instead. Incredibly repetitive
Biggest challenges: living with my mom past four months, plus next eight months. Just killing me
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