President Trump gets more legal advice from hotshot advocate Shirley

 Everybody loves Trey and Matt when they're by..  

https://youtu.be/EMprpu0et9M?si=oAv7s5biUIBew7y1

South Park's Matt and Trey are often by

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Tom's by the media here and has words to say....

Albanese refers to Victorian police as heroes, begs the question: is Kyle Sandilands driver a hero ache facing the combined onslaught of money and power from the Sino - Anglo junta?

 

Desi Freeman, Australia's Rambo, certainly makes Victorian police look incredibly more heroic than Tasmanian police after the latter were found giving a full police honor guard for a scukbag criminal paedophile Tasmanian cop that suicided to escape justice: Paul Reynolds.

Definitely much more honor and bravery on display from Victorian police compared to the absolute shambolic disgrace Tasmanian police recently represented.

But can Albanese be taken seriously with his 'bit' of an accent? I don't think so. Is Kyle Sandiland's driver, victim of a hit and run and potential attempted murder a hero? Is his attempted murderer or almost manslaughterer going to walk away scot free just for being rich and powerful and important to Albanese's government?

Think about it.

Lanlan Yang smashes Kyle Sandiland's driver, Australian media and elites deaf-mute about it all:

https://youtu.be/VAKQpDGRjzo?si=zp_VNyM5JO12Qjw1

"How Tasmania Police finally caught paedophile senior sergeant Paul Reynolds - ABC News" https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-06/tasmania-whistleblower-reacts-paedophile-cop-paul-reynolds-case/104064716

Stand up comedy character analysis, Bob Katter

 

Warren G, Prince Igor 

https://youtu.be/jL5qZSgOA10?si=ANv_mlAEfAh7p5lj

Bob Katter mini meltdown 

https://youtu.be/_7XvK1lkkCk?si=AeYSfdhKqABkjdmL

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QueenslNderz are ass backwards.... Kyle and Bob Katter, ass backwards Queenslanders.  Bob actually looks like he has dementia. A Dean hundreds isn't even English.....

https://youtube.com/shorts/0wYI1tH2_MU?si=bnLafP2TbznQz-Xo

Some Australian history from Bob we never knew about, thanks Bob please don't snapkick me in the mouth like guido hatsis ....

"Kalkadoon Wars - Wikipedia" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalkadoon_Wars

Dopey podcast night, no stage fright

 The Dao

https://youtu.be/UxEvRoAaYBM?si=4owWVDJS0N-14Pvm

Overcoming stage fright/schmoozing department:

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Shit happens department:

Rhode Island public prosecutor arrested for trespass, female friend arrested for resist arrest:

https://youtube.com/shorts/XmA5bmFzTsw?si=qEKj5bb0lZ6UbIgG

American police chief's daughter arrested for stalking ex boyfriend:

https://youtube.com/shorts/MV0zA1gwt30?si=dpXhSrEoyBEJPMo5

Benji's second fortnightly stand up comedy set

 Performance management and review:

https://youtu.be/5aKjQ_0ci0g?si=Gd7hY1TsfJhp9CgN

In other news, Trump has towelie, congrats Donald, it's a splendid towel (toalla in Spanish, as in, una toalla)

https://youtube.com/shorts/YAJbplqSqus?si=2IAbJVga-FNz-eAH

Time to get into character for tomorrow night. Also gardening was busy today! (And yesterday also a little). 

Towelie can soak up wetness on Katie

Pimp Squad Click bruz?

 

That's what would be weird bruz...

https://youtu.be/XeSYqJ5WzTw?si=gLQhYhR7PHDGmGM3

Death and taxes, Australian accountant reacts to Ben Affleck's Accountant....

https://youtu.be/fCgy45F9yHo?si=FFU4fKKqidzwQwJL

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AI makes a movie about the future of AI, seems to agree with some political parties' perspectives more than others....

https://youtu.be/ZxvPdYMw_Sw?si=lSZUNvPYz_eOBclR

Chez Benji

 

In between winter weekend bus shifts, sleep deprived....

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Discussion on Cosmo Genesis with Grok AI, SMART GR9K!!

https://youtu.be/ga7m14CAymo?si=_YEQRUUVq_Zf4FSY

Relax guy!

https://youtube.com/shorts/c7SZOCZA0-0?si=Mnni8VmdGH2mG1wI

Just pulled up alongside Red Herring, sailing club for a little Monday morning relaxation after napping Sunday night at the bus depot, also just had a quick chat with my boss, I don't see him much actually. I do have a gardening customer in the afternoon. Left my battery pack at home and won't be able to bring it with but Michelle's saying it's just planting anyway. Dopey South Park video randomly churned up by the algorithm reminds me to note my customer Dora has paid her outstanding $119. She's the one with the Ukrainian tennant. Accounting bruz, speaking of the devil, anyone know anything about sarcasm????

https://youtu.be/XeSYqJ5WzTw?si=3Yf8Xnjwz7HWdA8m

Wednesday night show featuring Benji

 

Get on stage, knock competition out...

https://youtu.be/iBktYJsJq-E?si=ZcZT-MKIfPxf5KaY

Music to drive home to...

https://youtu.be/hFVZ7cEqZYo?si=eTDsM6NfkYFFmm6T

https://youtu.be/6JA25BIxgtk?si=TzF4ruQnNpWtgpe0

Benji has no plans to sex traffic American Olympic gold medalist gymnast Simone Biles with a Mexican coyote (or indeed anyone). Having said that, she is cute!

Comedy club ideas

 

Danger of sending your kid to Britney Higgins daughters birthday parties....

Lisa Wilkinson, not sick but genuine stupid.

Difference between well meaning idiots and actually sick ppl.

Is polite English manners making Australians sick....

Royal Commission on paedos why so.many paedos ?

Bruce Lehrmann trial, final day

 

ABC NEWS MEDIA WATCH, Huggins case 

https://youtu.be/Sqp8Ilz47vY?si=4DhgUvLtNWKA1VOG

Lehrmann criminal case barrister Wycombe wins the criminal case for Lehrmann 

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Higgins admits she can easily cry at will, like a waterworks and didn't want Morrison's fatherly love but for him to wield his power as Prime Minister.

Does she sound like a power hungry lesbian? Why have the media been so reluctant to talk to her father when she is the one dictating the dance they step to? Could the media be reluctant to cast aside the golden trainwreck egg laying goose that Higgins (new Zealand for 'huggins') embodies so as not lose ratings?

Hello,

I have received your electronic communique yesterday and subsequently left a voicemail to your phone line yesterday afterwards, requesting a call back. 

With regards to Mr Doyle's argument about the remit or no vis the Coroner's Office and the NSW Attorney's Office. You're saying you have no jurisdiction to question or refer any 

Coronial matter to the NSW Attorney general's office? That's what I'm inferring however it's unclear if that's really what you mean or you're saying that because you think I'm incomprehensible. If you could clarify that that would be appreciated.

Regarding the other matter I raised:

Complaint about Magistrate Mijovic 

If you are not content with the outcome of your hearing before his Honour, you may wish to

seek independent legal advice in relation to your appeal or review options.

You can call Law Access NSW on 1300 888 529 Monday to Friday between 9 am and 5pm to 

obtain some initial guidance.

Were your comments. I'm not sure if you read or understood my complaint? I'm not asking for legal advice in my complaint. I do not need an appeal as I won my appeal in District Court. I do not need the phone number for Law Access. It seems a little condescending for you to offer that, and inappropriate. Have you actually read my complaint about Mr Mijovic, and if so, what do you not understand about it? I would be perfectly happy to flesh out more information appertaining thereto.

Thank you and I look forward to your timely response.

Benjamin Alvarez 

NSW CITIZEN 

Watch Bruce Lehrmann's involuntary eye muscle micro twitches

 

Micro twitches around the eye muscles equals extreme anger....

Watch Bruce's eyes at the eighteenth minutes, thirty four seconds into this channel 7 interview with Liam Bartlett. He is understandably pissed off with Higgins: 

https://youtu.be/lq1er-f9wrs?si=XPsvH7v36yjP9j5L

53 minutes 21 seconds in, Bruce again anger eye twitches when Liam plays devil's advocate calling Bruce a Buddhist monk.

Benji discusses bushfires in Spain; Bruce Lehrmann Federal court case. Benji's compatriots in Australia and Spain

 Don't apologize, just bow and fight:

https://youtu.be/iBktYJsJq-E?si=bOpzQ4EWeI9qaJqh

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Hello,

I'm writing in regards to your PDF electronic letter to me dated December 9th, 2024, attached to this email on behalf of her Honor, Magistrate O'Sullivan. 

I forwarded a letter to the Judicial Commission of New South Wales regarding the lack of argument in aforementioned letter of yours (which simply cites a part of relevant legislation). I include attached a PDF letter I received today from the Commission pertaining to your letter to me. I also included my original complaint to them regarding Magistrate O'Sullivan's lack of arguments. Please forward it to her.

If Magistrate O'Sullivan or another Magistrate with jurisdiction within the coroner's Court cannot avail the relevant evidence I'm requesting to either a current certificate bar accredited lawyer of my choice, or the NSW government attorney general's office or some other State or Federal lawyer acting on behalf of the NSW state or Federal government I will proceed making representations to same under the assumption that the coroner's Court wishes to withhold evidence it may deem detrimental to the civil interests of the NSW State or Federal government.

Applicable arguments pursuant to my standing will then ensue.

I'd like to offer the coroner's Court one more opportunity not to suppress evidence.

I look forward to your timely response.

Regards 

Benjamin Alvarez 

Final comments on Bruce Lehrmann case: Lehrmann perceived to have no standing due to not being Anglo Saxon but some kind of terra nullius wogball jew.....

Benji faces his fear: mastering stage fright

 

Next Tuesday back at aforementioned comedy club, open night. 

Next night, Wednesday, a week from now, a different venue, a different format: I've liased with the organiser and forwarded my mugshots and blurb. The format is eight minutes speeches, off the cuff, no notes. Times six different speakers, ie., Benji.

Hi, I've attached two photos I hope they're acceptable.

Blurb:

Australian of Spanish background travels around the world in his late 20s, discovering the Hispanic community in various of the United States of America. Sensing a kind of pan Hispanic brotherhood connected by the Spanish language and a shared sense of spanish-ness, regardless of nationality and citizenship status within the United States. Falling in with a Mexican criminal coyote in a Chinese restaurant in Winter Haven, Polk County, Florida, Benjamin describes washing dishes and sharing living quarters with the Mexican criminal and their two Chinese co-workers. Benjamin was happy to avoid any kind of criminal behaviour and just soak up Roberto the Mexican criminal coyote's amazing stories, rebuffing Roberto's offer to be partners in crime. After two weeks Benjamin continued on with his nomadic lifestyle, never really having anyone to share his story with, until now. Benjamin hopes to convey the spirit and passion Roberto conveyed as an FBI most wanted people smuggler and all round criminal.

Benji discusses sovereign law movement in Australia

 

Recent ABC documentary on sovereign law movement:

https://youtu.be/w_f5GFvspdc?si=SaFXYAeKwc_hZ7cY

Benji discusses sovereign law:

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Benji discusses Russel Crowe, gay marriage, adulterous journalists, Daily Telegraph

 

Random video fat man playing tennis:

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Playing for keeps....

https://youtu.be/SRvCvsRp5ho?si=qA1oqwqmuQJ2NcMJ

Peekaboo universe, another top journalist

 

Completely forgot this guy even existed possibly for years.... Was an absolute go to during COVID.

Crossroads Joshua Phillips 

https://www.youtube.com/live/D1EcRUVf8mQ?si=upvA1kVIq0ZVNgGi

Obviously Josh doesn't have 'a bit of a (zesty) accent.

Australian journalism rarely producing intelligent discourse, Nick McKenzie bucks the trend

 

Nick might not be an eligible bachelor ladies but you can enjoy his mind nonetheless:

The Age’s Nick McKenzie wins journalist of the year at Kennedy Awards

 https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/the-age-s-nick-mckenzie-wins-journalist-of-the-year-at-kennedy-awards-20250815-p5mndx.html

Mainstream Australian journalism has been progressively going backwards at a time where transgender rights and gay marriage and throuples are often considered a triumph of modern society, not least by aforementioned Australian journalists.

It seems the more Australian journalists hyper focus obsessively about fringe political movements like transgender rights, gay marriage, throuples and non binary status among minors, the least likely they are to notice extremely important things like lawyers corruptly profiteering from dodgy strata building construction, corrupt universities. Big accounting companies running the country. In an effort to be 'cool' Mr and Ms everyday Australian is easily manipulated by corporate interests falsely claiming to hyper care about gay inclusivity: just a distraction like bribing a small child with candy. A stand out issue, paedophiles changing nappies and raping babies goes unchecked as too hard to fix, something gender studies and critical thinking at college might actually enable instead of thwart.

Amongst this backdrop of turds you can imagine Nick McKenzie striding in, his green checked kilt flapping in the wind, his back pipes strung across his back like a Bon Jovi guitar. The sinews of his calves pumping up and down.... You get the idea..

The Age’s Nick McKenzie wins journalist of the year at Kennedy Awards

The Age’s Nick McKenzie wins journalist of the year at Kennedy Awards

Investigative reporter Nick McKenzie has claimed the title of Kennedy Awards journalist of the year for a third time, in the annual celebration of excellence in journalism.

McKenzie’s award was among eight recognising the work of The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald‘s journalists on Friday night. McKenzie led the mastheads’ groundbreaking Building Bad investigation, which earned the gong for outstanding investigative reporting.

Investigate reporter Nick McKenzie questioning Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan on his investigation into the CFMEU.

Investigate reporter Nick McKenzie questioning Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan on his investigation into the CFMEU.Credit:Justin McManus

The investigation – which won the Gold Walkley and Gold Quill and was the culmination of years of work by teams across the Age, the Herald, The Australian Financial Review and 60 Minutes – exposed allegations of intimidation and corruption in the building industry.

Age senior writer Michael Bachelard and Age investigative reporter Charlotte Grieve received the Kennedy Award for outstanding reporting on the environment for their exploration of whether carbon offset schemes in the outback are working.

Former Age political editor Michelle Grattan was honoured with the lifetime achievement award at the ceremony in Sydney, alongside inaugural Kennedy chairperson Peter Ryan.

The award for outstanding television current affairs reporting in the longform category went to Out of Order, a joint 60 Minutes investigation by Herald investigative journalist Eryk Bagshaw, Herald crime reporter Clare Sibthorpe, Good Food editor Bianca Hrovat and 60 Minutes associate producer Natalie Clancy.

Charlotte Grieve and Michael Bachelard received the Kennedy Award for outstanding reporting on the environment.

Charlotte Grieve and Michael Bachelard received the Kennedy Award for outstanding reporting on the environment.Credit:The Age

The investigation exposed allegations of sexual harassment, drug abuse, and wage exploitation inside some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants.

Age editor Patrick Elligett congratulated all winners and finalists. “These results confirm The Age’s reputation as the country’s premier outlet for investigative journalism,” he said.

Herald associate editor Kathryn Wicks was named outstanding team player or mentor, in recognition of her unseen work as the backbone of the newsroom. She shared the award with 60 Minutes executive producer Kirsty Thompson.

The Sydney Morning Herald’s Angus Thomson was named young journalist of the year, while Herald photographer Flavio Brancaleone took out the outstanding news photography and the people’s choice - power of the lens awards for his work Death, Devotion, Habemus Papam.

The Age and Herald were recognised with 15 finalist nominations in this year’s Kennedy Awards, which were named in honour of the late Herald crime reporter Les Kennedy.

Senior Age reporter Sarah Danckert and journalist Carla Jaeger were finalists in the outstanding business reporting category for their story “Cash for the boys”, which looked at how underworld figures pulled the strings at ASX-listed technology group Dubber.

Cartoonists Cathy Wilcox and Matt Golding were both nominated in the outstanding cartoon category, which was won by the AFR’s David Rowe for his work Coronation of Elon.

Age/Herald foreign affairs and national security correspondent Matthew Knott and photographer Kate Geraghty were joint finalists in the outstanding foreign correspondent category for their work on the Israel-Hezbollah war.

Former chief political correspondent, now European correspondent, David Crowe was nominated for outstanding columnist.

Australian Financial Review journalists Neil Chenoweth and Mark Di Stefano were awarded for their outstanding finance reporting on the downfall of MinRes and its embattled founder Chris Ellison.

Nine News reporter Lauren Tomasi took home the gong for outstanding television news reporting for her submission “Shooting the messenger”.

Tomasi was reporting live from protests in Los Angeles when a police officer fired a rubber bullet at her leg, in an incident Prime Minister Anthony Albanese called unacceptable.

The finalists for journalist of the year, alongside McKenzie, were The Sunday Telegraph’s Linda Silmalis, and ABC Four Corners′ Adele Ferguson, Chris Gillett and Ben Butler.

News Corp’s Peter Badel and Jacquelin Magnay were awarded scoop of the year.

The 2025 Kennedy Awards attracted more than 900 entries.

Meanwhile channel 9s A Current Affair, one of they [sic] few programs with viewers not all suffering from dementia is once again flirting with sex scandals after their dick sexting debacle a few months ago. Their executive producer catching headlines for sex scandals issuea. Channel 9s A Current Affair, sex scandalous.

Bill Burr's like a woman; she's got the look

 Bill Burr discusses women:

https://youtu.be/oWSG5bwZm2I?si=EeRQoaHIzvsHW_f6

Bill Burr's like a woman, she's got the look...

https://youtu.be/LlVI7ZNiFlI?si=whe3CeYsTVsr2xur

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Difficult acts to follow section

 Recent news, tough act to follow:

https://youtu.be/lLeHWqFLawU?si=LogfxpBsOBLVFiTF

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True men don't kill coyotes...

https://youtu.be/LC3j1pNXhSU?si=_ZQtcKHmbqNjKlOH

Cette une blague; it's a joke! Stand up material

 

NDIS... intro / inform, blowing out under Labour government. Vulnerable people being kidnapped and traded like cash cows. Out of control. 

Test of truth/ verdad

I get paid a 'small fortune' through NDIS. So many folks are on it these days: set up joke

* Mock other comics as worthwhile candidates for NDIS, zone in on one comic in particular?

Kidman .... 

Joke about having a roster of autistic folks and mentally retarded folks 

* Possible jokes ... Discuss lead paint, making ppl more retarded. Drooling. Car pooling for NDIS 

* Joke about kidnapping psychosocial Misfits that are brain warped from chatting with ai bots

* Design an AI bot to drive ppl crazy so as rendering them useful for kidnapping and slave trading on NDIS 

Write out more possibilities as per Corley....

Maybe bring a prop forward:

If bringing prop forward joke about being offended by politically incorrect term sote

Consideration of Irish newcomers to Australia and general hyper effeminate Australian male culture

 Australians drive around all day listening to gay swinging DJs and gay music all day long. Newcomers from Ireland are often so drunk aforementioned gay Australians are often confused with garden gnomes in the prefrontal cortexes of they Irish brains

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Example of gay music Australians listen to all day in car and at the office:

https://youtu.be/YcxjBJYvxHI?si=HFv-yTpPx_vraeLM

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Considering fear and comedy craft

 

Childhood memory of fear, out and about in the ghetto

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Jerry Corley the joke doctor:

https://youtu.be/Z69mt4uuqWQ?si=v1almfuLsHg9D95n

His Benjiness peeved by Jerry Corley the joke doctor's clinical intellectualism..... Forget Jerry find a different way....

Blink 182... Wendy Clear...

https://youtu.be/azAUSicrrJA?si=nc7-J77JSBTHmygo

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Return of O County Hunter; Benji delivers first stand up comedy performance

 Return of O County Hunter:

https://youtu.be/ce2KN06dS7c?si=nRdMpjxhbiY6dNqN

It has been probably years since we've even mentioned O County Hunter on this blog. It never even occurred to me to nominate him for the coveted Benji award. However maybe I should. While his hat or helmet actually probably says Bounty Hunter, still nostalgically Benji refers to it as O County Hunter instead.

One moment he's just sitting in his car minding his own business, next second a bus is specialling from A to B, tragically colliding right into O County Hunter thus:

Bounty Hunter's hat appears to say O County Hunter and is often referred to as a 'helmet', not to be confused with the common German name Helmut.

More shock value

The force of impact causes G-Force style shockwaves through O County Hunter's face

Specialling bus strikes O County Hunter.

O County Hunter fine all good.

My first set was fine, no pesky stage fright. Couldn't go with my material though, I just as libbed and tried to stay natural.

I actually got hit by a bus while pulling a regular car away from kerb one time not far from tonight's comedy club, however it was far less dramatic than O County Hunter's collision as I was only moving slowly and the bus had a few moments to brake. The one time I forget to check my mirror and blind spot and boom, what do you know. Thankfully no injury.

O County Hunter is not trying to say hi but rather dealing with physics and strong forces.

Here's big beautiful Bill (Burr):

https://youtu.be/Fo7Kr0XQGfA?si=VW0ht01ATfBU8zEz

Trump vs Washington DC scum. What about Philadelphia junkies?

 

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Who is NSW government Liberal Party leader Mark Speakman even talking to ?

 

He had the Media's attention yesterday and it was to complain about disruption within his ranks? What ranks? And disruption from who? Maybe from Mr Messy or Mr Squiggly from the Mr Men books, we don't know. Maybe something from the sub-cockle regions. The NSW Liberal Party forgot to even register their own candidates for the last election.

Noone is even listening to the Liberal Party nationally either. It's like no-one cares what they say.

When that happens, probably a good idea to talk about education. Check out this article:

https://www.news.com.au/national/australia-in-grip-of-quiet-escalating-crisis-in-education-system/news-story/f295f9605516e715ed00c2fa7a3f6975

The sub-cockle regions are known for creating disruptions, consider:

https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs?si=NGVLfwQSpsh_DDKH

Kathleen Folbigg case NSW; Minns Road, episode 2

 

It's interesting I actually thought 2 million dollars in my mind before the attorney general said the exact same thing. However it would probably be fairer to offer 80-100% of her legal fees on top of that. My legal fees run low, a few photocopies and printouts, a morning spent in court, public transport. Representing myself is cheap. Not everyone can do that. I'm from a family of lawyers and psychiatrists. Ie., my father had a law degree in Spain. My uncle was a workplace administration judge like an industrial relations committee type deal. Their brother and his two kids, psychiatrists, all in Spain. I think it was also a company from Spain that built the new tramlines in Sydney. Not everyone has the chutzpah to self litigate. If this lady's lawyers bill her 400k. That's not leaving her with much. 

From a political perspective, I would think the NSW government would only care if the media kept making a big thing about it. It's not like umpiring indoor cricket with all the tattoo covered tow truck drivers in western Sydney, a backflip or adjustment wouldn't look bad in this case.

Here's another great Anglo Saxon rapist school dean (a dean, not to be confused with the number eighteen spelt with a 't'). A cornerstone of the old school brainwashing society we have had to endure centuries of in Australia. Severely sociopathic messed up criminal Anglo Saxons pontificating from on high about right and wrong. Fuck your Anglo Saxon right and wrong:

Amazingly, the apparently gay lovin' feminist women of Australian media who spend their days emasculating men and playing the female victim ad nauseum, must have compassion fatigue when it comes to poor old Katherine. Instead of outrage at Katherine's situation, just crickets, absolute deafening silence. Probably spent too much time in denial about being an extreme hillbilly maximus ignoramus. Maybe that's what happened. Amazing. Months and months spent bleeding nauseating lesbian whore feminity and Katherine's case comes along and nothing. These women's grandparents were probably clapping for aforementioned rapist dean at every graduation ceremony if they were resident in Australia. It's grotesque.

Ok that's Benji spewing vitriol about the lesbian do-gooders same as pops, let's pivot over to Minns Road episode 2.....

Remember, we're still working on theme music concurrent with the Warringah Expressway looking like a CIA LSD mind control experiment.

For now we're using the Diff'rent Strokes theme song from the classic show:

https://youtu.be/6jJIVK-daGk?si=vCbsNmMQflEQSdLr

Last episode something about Skippy the Bush Kangaroo happened. There were no rabid feminists spewing hatred for men on ABC news channel. This week, oh no, Chris' hair stylist has a seizure.

Chris Minns: look I can appreciate Stephie has had a seizure and won't be able to work today and probably should avoid northern beaches hospital. And we could call her family as well Pete, right? Let them know. I'm just very reluctant to have Rose upstage me in the hair department. Who's going to manicure my nails now. Come on people let's make it happen!

Say goodbye to Hollywood

 Pistols bruz

https://youtu.be/yqrAPOZxgzU?si=1g6N1Yxd1koPlu6v

Dave shoots love...

https://youtube.com/shorts/XQt1UofW2o4?si=eP9S4LcPRQVfukn6

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These are the days of the real niggaz .. 

https://youtu.be/A0xHuA4jmgs?si=ATlcByAYhnxgCOyY

Trapped in the closet, stand up routine rehearsals

 

Take 1 and action!

Coming out bruz, get yer flagon started cuz...

https://youtu.be/mW1dbiD_zDk?si=4llq_LqqFh1XFFYX

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Round out to five minutes approximately:

How about that gay police guy sitting in Silverwater jail charged with murdering his boyfriend Luke and Luke's new boyfriend some guy from channel ten no-one's ever heard of because no-one watches channel ten. Can you imagine those last terrifying homophobic moments for Luke and his new boyfriend from channel ten no-one's ever heard of because no-one actually watched channel ten? Put yourself in Luke's shoes for a minute, you see your old boyfriend Beau has come to slay you for not being loyal to him, imagine the terror, the homophobia, knowing Beau is gay and feeling scared of him. The pure unadulterated homophobia, shock horror! Ladies and gentlemen that's all please don't spit on me thank you channel ten for keeping that guy hidden on your hidden tv channel. 

Note Egghead Junior's calculations:

Never talk like this to a lady if you're trapped in the closet...

https://youtu.be/0FpweIR6-_0?si=zpaSs8AmUvIbyqyA

Diana Ross / pets / needle & thread

 

Diana Ross...

https://youtu.be/07Uddzq_H9Q?si=6eZf8dQaSVOXH_ul

Benji:

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Sum 41 bruz...

https://youtu.be/emGri7i8Y2Y?si=XkuYOphOGm2JbSg4

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Benji discusses the challenge of stage fright vis stand up comedy

 Got the beat on suicide bruz?

https://youtu.be/uIFGUQ0T560?si=rMkBZCVwzXV0fSfz

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Some issues with electricity in the depot so I'm hogging the only tv available in the mealroom. Off to weekend bus driving in half hour or so. Should I go to the interdepot snooker tournament at Willoughby depot tomorrow morning. That's me [sic] former depot. 

Trump hotel Manhattan, no Chinese food bro, listen

 French food is fattening:

https://youtube.com/shorts/Uo7jO5TPwxo?si=HvuaKc08w5heo4CY

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Time to watch, Norbit....

Overview

A meek Norbit rediscovers his love for a childhood sweetheart. However, his domineering wife is determined not to let him go till she wrests control of a restaurant from his foster father.

Some random just texted,

Hello, send me a message if you order food in the future, thank you! I'm sorry, I can only speak a little English, thank you!