Friday, December 12, 2025

His Highness King Charles makes a television announcement

 

Our Head of State spoke, Benji listened. It sounded down to earth and real. Thus it inspires his Benjiness to discuss aforementioned shooting of Keith's Homecooking Bonanza once again since this is his Benjiness' own humanity. 


Thus it was that his Benjiness found himself around February or March 1998 with a large tripod and movie lights directing these two rather odd chaps, grown men. Keith, the flaming homosexual who one day entered the bar to work in his kitchen nook with a black eye after being gay bashed and Walter, the womanizing African American former marine. Am I sure Walter was a womanizer? Ask Britney I tell you....


Womanizer....

https://youtu.be/rMqayQ-U74s?si=WTR2RZFVkRWm5Yt6



Anyway, one of the regular patrons dursed (wished to, as opposed to dursn't, ought not) to crack a splendid joke cajoling Walter in his horrific antipodean accent where the convicts were sent to:


'Hey Walter, why don't you stick to baseball?'


Sadly, his Benjiness was not interested in such buffoonery regardless of how well intended and immediately snapped commandingly:


'Can you shut the fuck up?


Which was rather shocking for the old boy and the boss, Sam, just happened to be around in that precise moment and chided his Benjiness that that (jocular patron) was 'one of [their] best customers.'


Evidently seeing his Benjiness was not interested in discussing politics in this precise moment Sam later made it clear I was no longer to get many shifts anymore as a barman and my status would revert to client with benefits (ie., welcome to stay for after closing drinks and the like).


However Sam was more or less positive about the movie and it has its first major screening in the back bar at the hotel where approximately two score folks sat around to watch it.


Sam's brother found it terribly offensive, especially that his mother would enjoy to watch such a scandalous and bawdy affair.


One popular line referred to 'a bumhole, and full of my (Keith's) jism.' Scandalous old boy. 


Being tres artiste can be high pressure parfois....

https://youtu.be/a01QQZyl-_I?si=z3WC8Lg9WQVfdVN6


Thursday, December 11, 2025

Legal feud in NSW between Sally Dowling (chief prosecutor) and Judge Penelope Wass: one for the Premier or Attorney General to fix

 



Of questionable relevance:
Welcome.to.country ceremonies sometimes involve red moccasins and topless Aboriginal women.


Not relevant:
IMPORTANTE: 1. Para realizar trámites relacionados con el Registro Civil en el Consulado General de España en Sydney, los solicitantes de nacionalidad española deberán estar dados de alta como residente en el Registro de Matrícula Consular (RMC). Si no lo están, pueden consultar las instrucciones correspondientes en el apartado Alta como 


Relevant:

Judge Wass is getting dicked around royally and really shouldn't be.  Someone definitely has to get fired from the ODPP office, probably the media guy that leaked that document. 


The issue of the Wass and Dowling feuding is mostly Dowling's fault by the looks of it. Two women with ambitious careers in law, feuding like divas. I can't see any wrongdoing by Wass, she has been wronged clearly. 


Off topic:

When i was in film school, my main Opus Majeure in terms of featuring talking,  featured a character, (Hardcore) Sally on (South) Dowling street in the city (Sydney). Sally, in 1998, is sent next door to the Quicky Mart by an overtly and extremely gay cook (wearing an actual wig) and an actual (former) American marine who doesn't know if he's a fag or not (bald). Sally acquires a can of curry from Apu, the Quicky Mart man (from India).  It's mostly comedic.



On judiciary: NSW;

VERY recently I read the two page or so printout of the obituary/eulogies for Judge Yeldham, NSW Judge. Mr Yeldham was remembered by his closest colleagues and friends in the judiciary as a tremendous legal mind and intellectually gifted judge and lawyer. Keeping in mind judges often write tremendously long rulings and reports numbering in the hundreds of pages, over and over again. Mr Yeldham had a long and successful career as a lawyer, barrister and judge practicing in numerous different and unrelated areas of the law. His friends and family were saddened and disheartened by the manner of his passing, suiciding after being questioned a few days by the Woods Royal Commission (like numerous corrupt policemen also). Mr Yeldham spoke to the media disclosing he was bisexual (ie., married to a woman with three children of their own) but prone to paying for sex with men. Mr Yeldham strenuously denied having sex with under eighteen year old men/boys and then suicided in his car breathing toxic exhaust gas. It's understood the NSW government parliamentarians pursuing Mr Yeldham ruined his reputation however it's unclear there wasn't actually irrefutable photographic evidence clearly depicting Mr Yeldham in a sexual situation with a (male) child. Basically Mr Yeldham was prone to visiting underage male prostitutes in Kings Cross I would think.


Minns road Gordon.....




South Dowling runs from Todman to Oxford thus:




I did note a number of cars with the steering column on the American/Continental European side of the car while the Matrix movie was shooting around Martin Place around early 1998. Similar to the time of shooting for aforementioned Keith's Homecooking Bonanza featuring Hardcore Sally.



Judge Hunt. I did notice judge Hunt participating in unusual 'first Nations' courtroom scenes on the ABC channel 'Four Corners'. Basically Hunt and a prosecutor from the ODPP office were babysitting an Australian chap.with a tremendously long genetic history in Australia dating back thousands of years was stepping down around three steps to a seated judge Hunt and a male prosecutor from the ODPP to figure out his halfway house parole arrangements post custody. I recall a First Australian name being given to the hearing session and three brief rhythmic taps on some First Australian clapping sticks. 


In the case of Wass, she gave the offender the maximum penalty applicable and was going forward with the agreement of prosecution and defence. The sensationalizing nature of Ben Fordham and Ray Hadley (shock jocks) actually leave them open to criminal prosecution for using a carriage service to menace or harass, in this case, Wass. However since it's up to the ODPP to prosecute that. It really begs the question, apart from how can Minns and his Attorney General show leadership immediately in this case?  It begs the question, why can't New South Wales have a prosecutor service available for private prosecutions, without going through the ODPP (ie., NSW State government's prosecutorial service.) As is currently the case in England.


In District Court the general protocol I noticed was to slightly bow in the general direction of the judge upon entering and exiting the court room however this is optional however the rules of cell phone and computers I believe, in court, is only available for registered lawyers. You can't just walk into the courtroom and use your phone (it has to be switched off) if you're a non registered lawyer. Even lawyers can't take phone calls out loud in court. Leaking private court information from ODPP to the media is an extreme breach made worse by the fact that folks in the ODPP should know better. That's why I said the guy that actually leaked that should be fired. 



Benji's leather briefcase:






From memory:


(Bald) Former American marine: well I ain't going down to the quicky mart, I don't want my balls chopped off by a bunch of f#cking camel humpers

Krusty Keith (extremely gay guy with a wig): they're not camel humpers, you're thinking of those stinking arab f#ckers you black bastard... we'll just have to send Hardcore Sally down. Hardcore Sally, Hardcore Sally darling, where are you?

Hardcore Sally, stage left (wearing an 'up yours' t-shirt with the middle finger up): hi guys



Cronulla riots, twenty years later:

https://youtu.be/LJUP0KYC8dw?si=1TetqOU8bF1Y7pCD

https://youtu.be/n_6igiVeQ44?si=nm7lohG3IMd1rIG-

Saturday, December 6, 2025

Benji talks supermarket prices, main street vs wall street; Iowa

 

Iowa union guys...

https://youtube.com/shorts/CbDncmuqA-E?si=G_1p7_FopJ_covfn


News from Benji land...


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Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Benji bringing Dimitur for hat trick to comedy club, three time show

 

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Man I love Kirka...

https://youtu.be/5G_vnjEL9R4?si=Vmwc0vypy9sx4vNy


Monday, December 1, 2025

Extreme lack of French style in Australian media leading to extreme lesbian psychology

 


Here's the problem....


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Netanyahu trial, Benji tries to relate


At some point you see most modern democracies prefer wealthy well connected folks over say Holland's openly gay dude President. Did I get that right? I seem to recall someone bragging about glass ceiling progress and a first gay man President in Holland.


Oftentimes these leaders become implicated in scandals. Whenever I watch the news from Spain there's always a neverending list of court cases dragging on relating to prominent members of society being challenged in court and often successfully prosecuted, for corruption, in Spain. It's a staple of Spanish news just as the Australians are forever delusionally bragging about world beating cancer research while the cancer rates are, in fact, skyrocketing. More recently we have angry closet lesbians in Australia constantly whining about domestic violence as if any man would want these whiny closet lesbians on tv news. 


Again, being small potatoes, little old moi, am happy just to go about my business as a local gardener. Some of my friendly customers are an Israeli married couple in their 50s I suppose. The man from Bielorussia originally and the wife from Israel proper. Like most of my customers quite likeable and generally less prone to being brainwashed by Western media about being obsessed and paranoid about homosexuality which is like a constant psyops drumbeat from hell devouring souls through the media and causing tremendous confusion amongst the populace. Happily most of my customers are wealthy enough not to care too much about the morbid Hollywood obsession with virtue signalling hypocrisy obsessing about gays and transgenders. I don't think I have any transgender or gay customers. One Jewish lady appears divorced now that I think of it. Other Jewish folks with long-standing marriages. 


Anyway Netanyahu, yes, I can't relate. It's above my pay grade as they say. My Israeli customers gave me an expensive electric scooter which I gave to my son, which was very kind of them. Unfortunately some neighborhood kids smashed it up so we had to throw it away.


I chopped one large limb off the Israelis gum tree which was a success, as their gardener, and there's another limb I'd like to cut however I'm no sure if I can reach.


I was just watching the story of King David yesterday I think or the day before, was wondering if I should nominate it for the third inaugural coveted Benji award. Not sure.... Here it is, though:


https://youtu.be/kMZCWtQsS6A?si=AoUuD_yBEuHn6BxO


The ark of the covenant....

https://youtu.be/py84tlGfcD8?si=TyfDIm5ML8Tt3D29