His Highness King Charles makes a television announcement

 

Our Head of State spoke, Benji listened. It sounded down to earth and real. Thus it inspires his Benjiness to discuss aforementioned shooting of Keith's Homecooking Bonanza once again since this is his Benjiness' own humanity. 

Thus it was that his Benjiness found himself around February or March 1998 with a large tripod and movie lights directing these two rather odd chaps, grown men. Keith, the flaming homosexual who one day entered the bar to work in his kitchen nook with a black eye after being gay bashed and Walter, the womanizing African American former marine. Am I sure Walter was a womanizer? Ask Britney I tell you....

Womanizer....

https://youtu.be/rMqayQ-U74s?si=WTR2RZFVkRWm5Yt6

Anyway, one of the regular patrons dursed (wished to, as opposed to dursn't, ought not) to crack a splendid joke cajoling Walter in his horrific antipodean accent where the convicts were sent to:

'Hey Walter, why don't you stick to baseball?'

Sadly, his Benjiness was not interested in such buffoonery regardless of how well intended and immediately snapped commandingly:

'Can you shut the fuck up?

Which was rather shocking for the old boy and the boss, Sam, just happened to be around in that precise moment and chided his Benjiness that that (jocular patron) was 'one of [their] best customers.'

Evidently seeing his Benjiness was not interested in discussing politics in this precise moment Sam later made it clear I was no longer to get many shifts anymore as a barman and my status would revert to client with benefits (ie., welcome to stay for after closing drinks and the like).

However Sam was more or less positive about the movie and it has its first major screening in the back bar at the hotel where approximately two score folks sat around to watch it.

Sam's brother found it terribly offensive, especially that his mother would enjoy to watch such a scandalous and bawdy affair.

One popular line referred to 'a bumhole, and full of my (Keith's) jism.' Scandalous old boy. 

Being tres artiste can be high pressure parfois....

https://youtu.be/a01QQZyl-_I?si=z3WC8Lg9WQVfdVN6