Trapped in the closet, stand up routine rehearsals

 

Take 1 and action!

Coming out bruz, get yer flagon started cuz...

https://youtu.be/mW1dbiD_zDk?si=4llq_LqqFh1XFFYX

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Round out to five minutes approximately:

How about that gay police guy sitting in Silverwater jail charged with murdering his boyfriend Luke and Luke's new boyfriend some guy from channel ten no-one's ever heard of because no-one watches channel ten. Can you imagine those last terrifying homophobic moments for Luke and his new boyfriend from channel ten no-one's ever heard of because no-one actually watched channel ten? Put yourself in Luke's shoes for a minute, you see your old boyfriend Beau has come to slay you for not being loyal to him, imagine the terror, the homophobia, knowing Beau is gay and feeling scared of him. The pure unadulterated homophobia, shock horror! Ladies and gentlemen that's all please don't spit on me thank you channel ten for keeping that guy hidden on your hidden tv channel. 

Note Egghead Junior's calculations:

Never talk like this to a lady if you're trapped in the closet...

https://youtu.be/0FpweIR6-_0?si=zpaSs8AmUvIbyqyA