NFL 2023 weeks one and ten, Dallas cowboys win 40-0.... What's up with the cowboys this year ?

Week one 2023

Cowboys 40 Giants 0

https://youtu.be/Eg8V0CcqdfE?si=5emdGlXkBz21t8_c

Week ten 2023

Cowboys 42 Giants 7 (3rd quarter)

End game score 49-17

Can we create new pronouns for football players? For example, say the cowboys wide receiver Ceedee Lamb wants to be referred to as 'Wallaby', how would that look grammatically?

After spending five years or so teaching English as a second language, I believe I can help....

Eg, I'm here next to the the thirty yard line (just a few thousand miles away in Australia) with Ceedee Lamb, ready to ask Wallaby (instead of 'her') some questions.

Ceedee Wallaby doesn't identify as female pronouns?

That's right Ben.

Ok you get the idea, now stay tuned for more Happy Days....

https://youtu.be/kemivUKb4f4?si=07cOqTyd0jLXUiDs

Look at this Ambry Thomas number twenty for the San Francisco 49ers. Strips the ball from the offense and runs 80 yards for a touchdown...

https://youtu.be/5WCV3HHIeZI?si=117_bprDPFHkzvHK

Imagine you're a talent agent from Greenland and you see that! You'd want to make sure your aware of Thomas' pronouns ('gangsta' / 'squad d') so you can try poaching that talent!