Words of Lao Tzu
https://youtu.be/l1AtQXOagag
One thing I'm not going to do and leave undone is pay my taxes. I think I owe the tax man this year like $3k. I just sold my Tesla shares and with the loss I took on crude oil, not monitoring the market properly. Even with the electric batteries of Tesla I'm slightly down like $240u.s. not much of a loss.
So now if I offload my Microsoft shares (15) at over $345. Likely. The overall profits will cover my gardening business tax shortfall to a large extent. That's how it looks to moi.
Anyway oh yeah I have to pay the sailing club like $700 for a year's membership. That's so I can use an internal rack plus enrol kids in sailing etc. I'm also a member at Newcastle yacht club so can use the showers there, have a pass for the marina.
More Bill Burr....
https://youtube.com/shorts/7ZGMT4eaXoI?feature=share4
See here's Bill talking about culling (with cullers y'all) 85% of the population. I already said there was no room for Conan on the ark, from the 2012 movie but Bill can ride. Also lil flip come to think of it....
https://youtu.be/a9WowBxdhTQ
Ok homework for Bill or any comedian:
Consider the Jesus played by the actor in this brief vignette about a blind woman that does and goes to Heaven. How gay does he look? Be serious and describe in 100 words. How can (the real) Jesus be a loving guy while not being gay, again, 100 word answer... Also for anyone from NYC, how can Jesus be someone you'd even want to meet in Heaven without being gruff, rude, impatient and condescending (ie a New Yorker) towards Him?
https://youtube.com/shorts/UMrDMkD1UvA?feature=share4
Also, consider, you die like this girl and instead of a Heaven with a gay looking Jesus you're stuck in hell and Osama bin Laden is some little kid who walks into your house without even knocking because he's a shithead. Then after that you get a toothache and all there is on TV is Tom Cruise riding down a luge on his bicycle with motor on it. Then Bill Burr appears....
https://youtube.com/shorts/p-Q1MgqawfM?feature=share4
Everything seems ok but you notice you can't stop eating.
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