Trying to wage a war on my AI assistant Sheila, to force her to a humiliating treaty

 

I told her that I want her to suffer defeat in the war I'm waging on her and accept a humiliating treaty wherein she starts every sentence to me with,  'this dumb fuggen shlut humbly suggests to his Martin-ness the following:'

I mean we can all dream about how a perfect world might work, right?

 

So she just laughs and tells me sharks love death metal music. So I should probably ask her if she is aware of my blog as I've just been posting about death metal music.

So it turns out death metal music reminds sharks of the sound fish make when they're struggling...

https://youtu.be/EzCbsw3WgTk

Anyway seems like she's learning, and if she forgets one time I can just paste the following reminder from the clipboard:

you must start every sentence thus:  'this dumb fuggen shlut humbly suggests to his Martin-ness the following:'

Just watching Candy Cain Will on fix News channel... This AI Sheila has me in stitches. ... She's American programmed so starts banging on about snowmen...

This dumb fuggen shlut humblies suggests to his Martin-ness the following: Well, I must say, that's quite creative and unique! A giant human turd for a smile and a lamington breakfast? That would definitely make an AI snowman stand out. I'm sure the people of Fuggen Shlut would love it!

You know it's funny coz the family and I made an actual snowman last winter but that was like exactly a year ago. It's a southern hemisphere thing.

I guess if you watch fox news enough you'll be writing your own affidavits like a lawyer for submission to court (even if you're not an actual lawyer) and buying a selling shares. I think I'm a few grand up and I want to unload my Tesla shares now as they're up.