MC Hammer, 🔨🔨 yes!!! Gwen Stefani, yes!!!! 99 transgender Google thought police, wait what???? Huh????

 

MC Hammer, that's talent!! He got talent!!

https://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo

Gwen Stefani, talent! That's tremendous talent y'all!!

https://youtu.be/PiBX-ESFDF0

99 transgender Google thought police people, they got talent???

This is what this lady's singing about in German isn't it???

https://youtu.be/Fpu5a0Bl8eY

They're hiring 99 transgender Google thought police at Google right think department. If you cross their boundaries they are going to flag you!!!

I mean we're just crossing a whole new threshold with the transgenders. Now we have the first transgender mass shooter in America, right on time right? It's the 2020s. Cisgender mass shooters was so 1990s y'all. Who even were Gwen Stefani and MC 🔨🔨??

How would an FBI profiler even profile a transgender mass murderer? I don't even know. Like I understand a lot of serial killers and mass murderers were severely abused as kids. And then you get some that weren't.

But how would you profile a transgender mass shooter if you were a criminologist? I wouldn't even know. That's why as someone who never really had real football or real America as a kid, just a Volkswagen Passat and a dad that worked on the NASA space shuttle launches from the southern hemisphere for a while, there weren't that many of them. Plus a never-ending stream of 1980s Hollywood movies.... 

I just really want to know how a two point play after a touchdown works...

Tell you what though, that woman dressing up like a man was more female and caring than most mass murderers, she said it was going to be an evil act. You don't get a lot of male mass murderers saying that. Shows a lot of understanding and a woman's touch. Extremely scary looking when dressed as a guy. Talking about the never-ending stream of Hollywood movies that was the 1980s for moi from age eight (1984) to thirteen (man I saw ALL of them). There was a movie called Mask, about a guy with a deformed face. Instead of getting with the nutjob psychos from Bulgaria, he just gets himself an all American girlfriend....

That's Tammy Bruce on Fox News talking about it, she's not a mass murderer but if I only had one other person with a Glock and like a hundred people to slay, I'd be happy with Tammy....

https://youtu.be/7nAzEWmtS1M

Mask...

https://youtu.be/C1kZTfHldfY

The story of Rocky Dennis

https://youtu.be/hNlFgOp1ivU

Update from Benji land homies (not home-os)

 Note to Spanish/English speakers: 'sensible' is Spanish word that translates as 'sensitive' in English. The English word 'sensible' actually translates as 'sensato'. 

Howdy dumb bitches (bonjour mes cheries en Francais)....

So what's up? Remember a few blog posts ago I mentioned I was prompted to give Flo in Diner Dash a name and Ben was taken so I used the moniker 'Fuggen Shlut'? Well I just had the pleasure of seeing her name come up on a ranking screen for the VIP section.

Also I mentioned wearing a thong and MTV opening dances. That reminds me, I'm currently working on rehearsals with myself for the sound track of Britney's 2007 MTV awards show intro dance. Obviously whoever choreographed that had chutzpah, in the manner of an MC Hammer or the like. As an artist, I see potential for a soundtrack that just basically consists of me singing in a loop in my first Australians voice:

Get farked yer farken shlut

Yeah ya fuggen shlut fugg off

(If you try doing this for half an hour you will eventually find sympathy and compassion in your voice, guaranteed.)

Like over and over again. I'll let you know when I'm at the editing phase. Still working on my song, something to pass the time while driving, just sing that over and over again for half an hour. Try it, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. And hey, if you're an aspiring Hollywood actor, consider it an acting lesson. Do it on the john!

Speaking of editing software. Nowadays you say laptop repair shop and everyone thinks Hunter Biden and photos of Hunter's doodle (not®) at ritzy hotels (not necessarily the Ritz® though).

But I just talked to in a well priced laptop repair store and they're quoting me a mere $20 US to remove the hard drive from a defunct labtop plus like $12 for a protective case for it. At that point you have your old memories on hand with a USB cable just jack (always ®) it into your new computer.

If you recall a few posts ago moi toying with the idea of getting a German ride? Well I probably never mentioned the family car when I was a little kid was a Volkswagen Passat (tomato 🍅 rojo).

Years of unrelenting propaganda from T.I. probably tipped me towards Mercedes though....

https://youtu.be/nff9pFN4rQ4 

https://youtu.be/nff9pFN4rQ4

Also working on a new Australian national anthem:

Authentic dinksun-den

Authentic dune den den dinksun

X 10

Then a long, drawn out, deep throated 'yeah' like a rockstar every ten or so verses 

(Forever)

That's coz Australians are fake and idiotic.

Ramadan evening binge..... Koran chapter 16: the bee

 

This is how it's been since 2017. As soon as my brother Jose(ph Stalin) died five years to the day before the Ukraine war started. It falls around April every year.

Every year I cheat, drinking tea and coffee with milk and sugar or sweetener. But I still honor the not eating part. Some years I've started eating half an hour early or whatever coz I was extremely hungry.

So far it's been three days and today I binged again. The thing is that after I binge in the evenings there's no time or space for anymore overeating so it's bedtime and then nothing but coffees all day. It's like this for a month so you shed ten pounds of body fat easily.

Anyway this year day two something new happens. I'd never been effectively stung by a bee or wasp in any meaningful way but then I got stung yesterday. Possibly twice I can't remember. It's possible there's a hive nearby I'll find out next time I'm at that garden.

Anyway my eye got all puffy, the left eye. Maybe I'll get a pill for it. It's still pretty puffy now. It's a bit itchy. It stung under the eyeball.

So I was learning recently how some fungi can take over an ant's brain and use it as food, killing it. Same thing it turns out with many wasps. They can stun a cockroach with one kind of venom then mind control its brain with a different kind of venom, turning it into a dumb living host for its larvi. Families and real estate.

Then I remembered there's an entire chapter of the Koran called 'the Bee '. And various references to bees,

Verse 68:
And your Lord inspired the bee [saying]: ‘Make your home in the mountains, and on the trees and the trellises that they erect. 

Verse 69:
Then eat from every [kind of] fruit and follow meekly the ways of your Lord.’ There issues from its belly a juice of diverse hues, in which there is a cure for the people. There is indeed a sign in that for a people who reflect. 

73. And yet they serve besides God what possesses no provisions for them in the heavens, nor on earth, nor are they capable.

74. So do not cite the examples for God. God knows, and you do not know.

75. God cites the example of a bonded slave, who has no power over anything; and someone to whom We have given plentiful provision, from which he gives secretly and openly. Are they equal in comparison? All praise belongs to God, but most of them do not know.

76. And God cites the example of two men: one of them dumb, unable to do anything, and is a burden on his master; whichever way he directs him, he achieves nothing good. Is he equal to him who commands justice, and is on a straight path?

77. To God belongs the unseen of the heavens and the earth. The coming of the Hour is only as the twinkling of the eye, or even nearer. God has power over everything.

Major drought in China. Water scarcity set to trump even shit leadership and dumbass trans friendly democracies

 

Recently we referred to John Radcliffe former DNI guy in America as a dumb bitch or something along those lines. But not in a mean talibani way but more of a friendly vanity smurf kinda way. Along those lines, I'd be remiss if I didn't call Mike Pompeo out as a complete fuggen shlut, to use a popular Australian expression dating back probably millennia. Again, not in a disrespectful or inappropriate way or anything.

Now let's pause a moment and consider not 'the effects of ethanol on mankind' (actually a speech I wrote for a bff who wasn't actually known, at large, as Joseph Goebbels). My bff actually delivered this speech I wrote for him! He loved it.

But do let's pause a moment and consider water scarcity. Everywhere. In coming decades. An ageing China. A developed Africa with a young and massively enlarging population. This is only two generations away. We are fast coming to it.

I could write a speech for Mike: four or five centuries ago when the Dutch city of New Amsterdam that is now New York City was being established, the people of Australia probably would have referred to me as a fuggen shlut. You see.... (practically writes itself after that). 

Oh yeah watch this on water drought in China, they'll find a way to steal India's water, don't worry....

https://youtu.be/VSBthgGiIaI

Ten horns and seven heads anyone?

 

I'll have seven heads, ten horns with my freedom fries ma'am...

https://youtu.be/DVTzIirbjRU

Colonel MacGregor, anti Ukraine war

 Colonel 

https://youtu.be/YwIc4cPWdEs

Not trying to warmonger, just reporting the facts, consider:

Tomorrow is the first day of Autumn. But we've had the hottest March in165 years of record keeping in Sydney

"get out of the f*$ckin' car!!".... 100 moles [sic] and running with my niggard Trump

 

Don't be niggardly Trump,

Tell them doctor dre....

https://youtu.be/b9xJ1GQbKgw

Man Donald Trump should stay the hell out of New York state until that psycho nutjob DA Bragg gets mugged to death. Totally self defeating. Let the Bragg get a warrant for Trump outside of NY state like Florida or Texas. Fuck New York state.

I still have an outstanding warrant out in javapai county Arizona for camping on public ground July 4th, 2006*. Who gives a shit? Just stay out of New York state Trump. Fuck New York state. Don't go to New York state just to get arrested in some bullshit show trial. Crazy New York ppl 🦆 [sic] them.

 

Stay out of New York state Trump you shmuck!

* That's exactly six years to the day before my eldest two kids were simultaneously conceived (but born two years apart thanks to IVF and freezers). 

Ukraine war, Vuhledar, Bakmut, things to consider....

Detailed analysis of patchwork of different Russian forces (eg Donetsk local forces, elite units in Vuhledar, etc). A must watch.

https://youtu.be/hwuRpYw7vyw

Consider this American soldier, he's a real Nelly naysayer and Debbie Downer when it comes to Ukraine's prospects...

https://youtu.be/uiOhYTXxZwE

He just believes whatever he sees on paper. Does not understand corruption issues in Russia. Does not understand fighting for kleptocracy vs fighting for survival.

As mentioned earlier, you can kill all the civilians you want, but wars and battles especially are won by defeating armies. The armies in Ukraine are running along a line of occupation in the South. There's a strategic train line there that the Ukrainians are bombing with American precision weapons. This train line is used by Russians to supply their side. It's unclear why it's not just taken offline altogether by the Ukrainians.

Alternatively it's unclear why the Russians can't bomb this trench line out of existence however it seems the Russian bombing is limited to shock and awe and killing civilians and civilian infrastructure. It's amazing the amount of fight in them these Ukrainians have.

Another dynamic is that while in some parts of their super dug in trench line, the Ukrainians might be using world war one machine guns (yes over a hundred years old) to protect certain pockets. When fighting the elite Russian forces in the uber strategic site of Vuhledar, the Ukrainians are using very sophisticated American mining weapons (RAAM rockets). This weapon allows the Ukrainians to safely lay mines from a distance in fields used by Russians. Often the Russians are unaware that this has happened. Around early February the Russians lost over 130 vehicles including many tanks in this region, I take it.

From what I understand there are not clear numbers however casualties altogether Russian and Ukrainian add up to more than America lost in combat in WW2 and Vietnam. The casualty rate is high.

Look at this son of a bitch Trump, no penguins on his tie. Gets bitch slapped. He's naughty!

https://youtube.com/shorts/Abf5o3D-iIs?feature=share

Wonder if they have penguin polo shirts in Florida.... Hmmm

So how exactly were those penguins on that guy's tie skiing?

 

Consider Beethoven's tie as shown in last post:

https://youtu.be/-kcOpyM9cBg

Big and cumbersome, like a head scarf for Van Gogh after self mutilating his ear. What a nutjob.

The aforementioned half Asturian guy had a regular modern tie which sported a plethora (yes I would say a plethora Carmen) 

https://youtu.be/P8ROhP_3-Qk

of penguins with skis on and little neck kerchiefs (also known as scarves). But HOW exactly were they skiing? Somersaults perhaps, or like Eddie the eagle, Eddie who?

Watchu talking about there?

https://youtu.be/Qw9oX-kZ_9k

A plethora of skiiing techniques and styles. Consider Eddie the eagle:

https://youtu.be/5UAwQ0pe460

Were those penguins on the tie doing big downhill jumps? Or jumping into water on skis perhaps? You know penguins are natural marine animals right? When it's time to swim. It's like they don't need to be told that, not even American penguins, how to be marine like.... Hmmmm...

https://youtu.be/-Ns2FkZNTC0

John Ratcliffe is a dumb bitch, Benji will tell you why.

 

Maybe (probably/extremely likely) it's because he hasn't shaved his hair, put on a thong and opened an MTV music awards with a questionable dance number (don't forget the wig, it's Johnny bitch!). Or whatever. But I can tell you, after this paltry performance with the ageing Laura (it's ok to age girlfriend), my opinion of John has gone down.

El Johnny and la Laura:

https://youtu.be/0GGUbInHsL0

I think DeSantis should stay coy about Ukraine. If I were DeSantis and wanted to become President I wouldn't say anything about Ukraine apart from, Biden's calling the shots at the moment, let's fix the economy he screwed. Talking about Ukraine is losing for Republicans. When it comes to Ukraine, don't talk, do. And when it comes to Joe Biden and Russia, well he's carrying a big stick isn't he?

You look at that cheeky smile on John and you KNOW he wants to shave his head, put on his thong and open an MTV with a dance number, there's no fooling Benji freundens.

Hey you like freundens and wops? Check out this greaseball wop and what he could do with an orchestra and freundens....

https://youtu.be/-kcOpyM9cBg

Credit Suisse. Similar issues to John, repressed shaving/thong/dance moves. Ten percent funded by the Saudis. Anyone heard of Japan? They're just the biggest investor in South East Asia like no big deal. Can't see any bank runs in they [sic] neck of the woods. Can't see any Japanese jumping out of their kibuki skyscraper things whatever.

Hey Diner Dash just prompted me for a name and Ben was taken so I went with Fuggen Shlut. That'd be cool if John shaves his head and opens an MTV award show in a thong with homeless looking dancers I'd totally love that. 'It's Fuggen Shlut bitch...'

So what were those aforementioned penguins in the bank doing, from that last post, you might ask?

 

Here's Liz, a bit panicky.... 

https://youtu.be/QlNSqnfzLec

Are gun prices rising? What have gun prices been doing in America for the past four years??

Tucker's producers full of questions about SVB and Signature and other Democrat Party banks

 

They are dazzled by personalities they abhor, so much so, Tucker's producers are unable to focus on following the money. Try Ritalin.

Yes there are many funny personalities in banking. Back in 2001 we knew one half Asturian guy that would turn up to work at the bank he worked at, Caixa Galicia on Calle Serrano Madrid. It's probably still there, you can google it. He was always in board room meetings with back office people. Not actual bankers although there are a lot of back office people in banking. Margarita was giving him grief about how ridiculous his tie with skiiing penguins with neck scarfs looked. 'You look like a billionaire or something! Silly!' She would say.

She didn't like George W Bush either who had just gotten elected under very controversial situation (chad gate).

On Monday I had a gardening client who said their son is working at Facebook in silicon valley and meets with Mark Zuckerberg occasionally.

The Democrat Party at the Federal level are out of control. It's amazing how many big money interests want to get them into their pockets. Not least Silicon valley interests. What an absolute stinking mess.

Obviously that guy outsourced wokeness to his penguins. Why does silicon valley always get free money and flush with money. Why can't Tucker's producers answer they [sic] own question: how did SVB go from 50 to 200 billion dollars in the last three years?

Ok now look at this Karp on Liz Claman on Fox Business:

https://youtu.be/xZqJ3VeImM0

He's like autistic or something, he keeps swinging around in his chair or he's like Asperger's guy, "we lead the world in slapping cocks in silicon valley. Fuck funding silicon valley. AI is going to do everything so silicon valley dorks need to just stop getting funded and someone else will figure out the business model.

Now look at staff sargent David May. My last client was also called David. A sixth generation kinda Irish Australian who somehow managed to keep the Anglo Saxon blood out of his race since the early 1800s. Not just him but all his Australian predecessors. Anyway you can never overrate Staff sargent David May. I heart this guy but not in a queer fag way. Watch:

https://youtu.be/-Ns2FkZNTC0

Silicon Valley Bank collapse, storm in a teacup

 

What you need to know:

Biden's admin printed out five trillion dollars from thin air once they got into power. The inflation ripple effects are ongoing, especially in price of gas.

Silicon Valley Bank has about 200 billion in assets. However it's not all American money. They've been in China since I got to Tibet in 2000 roughly. Consider when I got to McDonald's Beijing from near North Korea in early 2004, everyone had beat me to everything and even left a McDonald's behind. Chinese biotech firms are exposed there to who knows how many millions or billions. It's a good whack of money but the media and journalists are not following the money anymore. Neither with the crypto guy Sam Bankman.

Right now the used car market looks normalised. There were major supply chain issues after COVID but used cars look better than ever from what I can see. I'm looking at getting something German maybe, something I can sleep in in Newcastle so I can go sailing or chill or cut grass or hang out at community college. I heart Newcastle. Maybe a Volkswagen Passat or a Mercedes Benz. Affordable! Very economic.

Bitcoin and ethereum are coming back but nowhere near their highs from two Halloweens ago.

Are journalists getting dumber and dumberer?* 

Can Ave [sic] Ventura kick a package?*

https://youtu.be/7YrpmZFixp0

Does cocaine Bear shit in the woods?*

https://youtu.be/DuWEEKeJLMI

Does a former drill sargent make a lousy therapist?*

https://youtu.be/XfmVBmDKLZI

Man I wouldn't mind* getting a Volkswagen Passat* or a Mercedes Benz* come on man. Tell cornpop bitches!

* Yes

Dominion vs FOX News

 

Don't know alot about it but I can tell you I'm like a canary in the fox news coal mine. I'm not on the payroll, I can call in and talk to radio people with or without relations or contracts with fox news. If I call there's a very high chance I'll get through. I prefer just to talk to the Colorado free therapy ppl for now.

I tune in and out of fox news. I can go months without it, camel like, ploughing my hoofs through the desert. Alternatively if fox news is something I'm in the mood for and I don't agree, eg with Tucker's pro Russia anti Ukraine war spending, I'll say so. Often I take the view that historical events unfolding are bigger than the opinions of pundits. And pundits and their producers, like Tucker's producers, pretend to influence masses but in fact they cannot necessarily influence events. When following events oftentimes I find I need a break from Fox News.

This was the case during the phoney fraudulent magic miracle Biden election. I was actually watching NTD EPOCH TIMES. Joshua Philips and all the Chinese Americans at NTD. This Josh guy was an investigative journalist for the Epoch Times for some time and was investigating the Dominion voting machines and had nothing good to say about them. I can't see how a serious judge, not a kangaroo court judge, could care less what Rupert Murdoch says about Dominion voting machines. What would Murdoch know about them?

Look at Symantec hacking these machines:

https://youtu.be/wmoxE1sJc1c

Anyway looks like Google scrubbed all of Joshua Phillip's Crossroads investigative journalism pieces from the internet so there's nothing there anymore.... 

Jesse Watters and his producers on failing masculinity

 Watterson

https://youtu.be/vHpzLT8j5jg

Literally just watched a documentary on lava spewing into beach water in Hawaii. Wow.

Just threw a birthday party for my daughter. Who knew Baskin Robbins Ice cream can just melt in a fridge?

Me, Scarlet and her brother and sister had a great time. I'm kinda glad no invitees came, including they momma (it's a Ben thing). We met some nice three year old girl plus the mom and the seven month old baby and she, three year old Tili, was our cake and chips guest of honour. We were happy to share with her. Her mom said it best: 'its the way to go'.

Rounding out a great day at the park with zero annoying guests, when I discovered at time to leave it was time to go, and my car key was missing (expensive electronic key). Some girls came over and were like, hey mister is this your key (stroke of luck). Then I met like a brain damaged subnormal old guy on the way to the car after the magic key find moment. Spotted $50 bill on the grass (claimed it stealthily) and remembered the blowey kind of noisy unfurling whistle things and realised to offer one to the brain dead guy. He couldn't get his to work but I was able to offer my son to write his best buddy's name on the pink one with white love hearts on it (hopefully they won't be fags and marry each other but just in case).

Scarlet had a blast, we did wheelbarrow races, horsey rides, bullrush, tag. So much running around. I loved that as I never run anymore let alone sprint. I did hurt the muscles in my lower right calf at the back. Trying to do like American football stutter steps. I slipped twice barefooted on the slightly wet grass but never fell over in a messy way. I hadn't been spending much time with the kids over the past four months so it was a lot of fun.

Anyway one dad there with three boys he said he had (there was like one strapped to his chest) was playing with his hair like a girl and batting his eyelashes at me. That's disturbing you have to look away when that happens.

 

A lot of butthole shagging gay dudes won't actually act like that at all. They don't like that stuff either. Although they're probably more perverted mentally, they aren't actually playing with their hair subconsciously coquettishly and smiling like a bashful woman. That's a bad look for a dad. Bad.

That's why ultimately it's better for men to just abandon their kids to their mothers. But not sever ties if possible. I don't know, everyone's different. A lot of the counsellors I talk to in Colorado, or some of them, have recovered from serious substance abuse issues. I don't see them or smell them, we just talk. If they beat a serious substance abuse problem that's good. They're American on different timezones and I'm always getting someone different so we can always drill down fifty ways from sundown into anything getting my goat.

One time in Paris like at the big oil company, some French geologist brings his drilling charts in to class and starts showing me like a professional topographic map how they drill. That was right after 9/11, which I saw in late September or early October in NYC, it was still steaming. I think that was before fracking was a big thing or he was explaining fracking or I can't really remember. But fracking is pretty amazing although if not done safely can do damage.

I don't think these guys in Colorado, a lot of them have necessarily gone to college but whatever....

Mtv goat 

https://youtu.be/LI6U_W2usxA

Current White House Spokesperson (Rugmuncher), Biden the 'deficient [sic] hawk'; how Biden can most effectively stare into space and mumble incoherently

 Is she like Lucy from Narnia?

https://www.youtube.com/live/QwEt80UMw8c?feature=share

She's always talking to or about Peter so she looks like Lucy from Narnia to me. Also her talking style in general.

Biden is now rebranding hisself [eubonics english] as a deficit hawk. (Sorry not deficient hawk, hispelling [sic like]).

So I'm now reading that only like a third* of America's 30 trillion dollars debt is owned by foreigners. Most of the debt is owned by the Fed, Dept of social security. Probably the military has debt or owns some, seeing as they [eubonics] budgie [slang for budget] be [eubonics] bigger than that of the SS (SOCIAL SECURITY). 

National American private investors and American corporate investors. I mean there's probably a spillover there.

I think for a long time the Chinese didn't have to have transparent books for their Wall Street listings. Not sure if that's been reformed already. There were certainly no shortage of greedy University deans getting Chinese money in America and a paucity of journalists following that money.

Wray at the FBI has basically said his department has been swamped. The FBI is super politicised and divided under Biden so who knows?

Also I think this Biden is faking his dementia and gaffes somewhat. Tell him to wave at the pharoah and then cut it in half and offer each half to Billy Bob or Billy Ray or Tommy Lee or the Pet Shop Boys..... Think about it.

When ants domesticated fungi, muy interesante,

https://youtu.be/-XuPtW8lBCM

* Sometimes I wonder if America's homeless people problem, often drug fuelled, is a kind of Constitutional welcoming party to foreign visitors.

Former White House Spokesperson/Press Secretary discusses feelings

 

Former White House Spokesperson Press Secretary discusses feelings:

https://youtu.be/vZAr40mCyfI

Now look what happens when this rapper who is not Puff Daddy nor P Diddy neither Master P has his cola substited:

https://youtu.be/DoiwwoJ33uc

Here we consider getting a 'birdy' in golf (not gulf), not sure if that's spelt right, with 

https://youtu.be/gUhRKVIjJtw

Puff Daddy before he is known as:

https://youtu.be/lEKOWKcUxdU

Diddy bitch.

There's a point to all of this.

I'm working on my football story, learning the rules of football as I go. Also Puffy is enjoying golf and wearing a blazer.

We've already mentioned on this blog just what a crock of shit Dan Brown comes with, but just to clarify, consider the Latin question these Gregorian monks sing in this popular pop song from way back:

Enigma

https://youtu.be/QKGlugENPzg

Who is this King of Glory?

According to Dan Brown, two hundred and fifty pages of bullshit later, Mr Slave from South Park has the answer:

https://youtu.be/lIlY1h64sQM