Fox News sourcing gender reassignment clinics for on stage focus groups. Low level intern (that really just wanted to intern at Bronx zoo) drugging producers with microdoses of lsd.

 Paradoxically still most reliable and honest news source.

I'm consistently stealing a colleague's butter at work. Not sure whose. Not JFK's probably as he quit. I'm only here on Sundays. It's not really theft when you're 'acquisition challenged'. 

Think about it.