Saturday, February 11, 2023

Letter to King Charles

 

Dear King Charles,


Congratulations on your ascendency to the throne. I'm coming from a small town in India. I have heard that in England there are pubs where the men sit around and put shit on the French all day long. Is it true in London a man can walk into a pub even at four o'clock in the morning, and people will be inside putting shit on the French? Is it because they eat snails? Is there something wrong with them? Why won't they play cricket?


I look forward to your reply.



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