Bill Gates on Australia's '730 report'

 

Guillermo:

https://youtu.be/nDyzcqAaJ2s

 Thoughts on vacancy:

https://youtu.be/R6GDdKrQ8EI

Man Bill has so much money he can buy a house in Avalon where I do gardening work. I'd only charge him $60 an hour, chump change for Bill. One of my customers, I'll be working for him Friday morning, he lives on top of like the biggest hill there, and his next door neighbour he says, is only around around Xmas periods each year. I mean I could rent that shit out on Airbnb for the guy but he's so rich he doesn't even bother letting his house out. So his next door neighbour just tells me to throw all the green waste over his fence. Truly the vacant guy's backyard is overgrown. Pretty sure Da Vinci said nature was something that man needed to overcome. I say where man doesn't overcome nature then nature goes out of control.

At the risk of sounding Texan, I'd even say that burning gasoline is man's divine God given right.

 

Bill mentions green hydrogen but I've never heard of this as production of hydrogen for consumption is very CO2 intensive. I think nuclear power is such a winner there's actually been proof of uranium mines dating back hundreds of thousands or millions of years ago in Africa, discovered by French scientists. This proves that nuclear power was used on earth predating anything we know about.

Only really solar, petrol and nuclear energy have much future I can see. Bill talks about Elon Musk wasting his time with Twitter but actually it was very astute business from Musk taking control of that abomination for the idiot rabble. Well done. Someone had to do it and no-one else could free it from the hands of technocrat Tesla driving fascists. Bravo Elon. Elon was wasting his time with Amber Waves [six][sic], she is a troublesome hussy! 

Is Bill wasting his time stopping CO2 emissions from cow dung? Hint: go and suicide if you answered 'no'. Nuclear energy: barking up the right tree for Bill. 

What's really interesting: how the FBI can go and seize new scientific inventions from people like Tesla because free energy is a national security threat. Can anyone say drive slower please grandma?

In conclusion, I concur with the Gadigal tribes aboriginal to Australia when they say: get farked yer farken shlut, yeah yer fuggen shlut.

Fukushima ten years later...

https://youtu.be/Lxg38I0P7z4

Mental note, look up isotopes of hydrogen including tritium

https://youtu.be/WrS77IHsi90

Get one or three Genoa sail to show homeboy at the sailing club Sunday.... Call sail maker about stitching kit to stitch my number two sail

Black and Decker power tools proven to be safe in black communities amongst cops and beating victims in light of recent events in Memphis Tennessee LP; Spanish word for thirsty 'sed' pronounced same as English said

 

Black and Decker (safe when used correctly)

https://youtu.be/D1Y7-h3EEvc

Truly Black and Decker has tremendous name value as a brand. But did you know originally Stanley was involved? It all dates back to the Battle of Britain (that's two capital Bs y'all). 

Where did Stanley in Stanley Black and Decker go? Should Stan's fate be a reason to cancel the brand name Black and Decker, changing it to Black and or simply and Decker?

Discuss in groups of four or five without beating someone to death.

"Our Contributions in the Aerospace Industry | Stanley Black & Decker" https://www.stanleyblackanddecker.com/news-stories/stories/stanley-black-decker-aerospace-industry

We know what happened to Stan, it was discovered in the year 2000 by the irrelevant fool Conan O'Brien and others...

https://youtu.be/gOMhN-hfMtY

Tengo sed (pronounced tango said) is Spanish for 'i'm thirsty' (literally I have thirst). Now you know.

Jeopardy, I'll have Kalevala for $200

 What is Finnish Kalevala for $200?

"Kalevala - Wikipedia" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalevala

The Kalevala (Finnish: Kalevala, IPA: [ˈkɑleʋɑlɑ]) is a 19th-century work of epic poetry compiled by Elias Lönnrot from Karelian and Finnish oral folklore and mythology,[1] telling an epic story about the Creation of the Earth, describing the controversies and retaliatory voyages between the peoples of the land of Kalevala called Väinölä and the land of Pohjola and their various protagonists and antagonists, as well as the construction and robbery of the epic mythical wealth-making machine Sampo.

Fox News reporter savagely beaten on Manhattan subway, what would Jesus/Damian Omen do?

 

Not sure what they'd do. I'm enjoying hanging out with 70 plus people more and more these days. Surprise to say. I was telling one lady in her 80s just a moment ago about the old lady next door when I was like 15 years old. She was the only old lady I liked talking to way back then but now I'm meeting more through gardening. That old lady 30 years ago was a very avid gardener.

Anyway Klotz. Oh yeah. I wouldn't normally comment on it but just ate like a $10 prawn pizza at Domino's listening and watching two separate groups of four teenage surfer boy kids. One group I could see with some teenage girl and the other group I could hear. Then I went inside the shop with my trash and other folks trash and returned the single solitary high stool to the shop. Very small inside, asked the one foul mouthed teenage boy if he and his friends took a long time arguing how to do their hair. He thought that was hilarious. I could see the man inside his little sixteen year old head when he did that.

Then I remembered Klotz which I otherwise wouldn't at all, and his subway beating. Perhaps because I just bought two cases of beer* and wondered if Klotz could offer those kids 40 ounce cans and a joke after they were burning some guys head. Probably best to carry a taser. Best bet, use your right to bear arms. Get a taser. Have a segment on tasers. We're not even allowed to have them in Australia, so ridiculous. Even just a stun zapper can work wonders.

I mean we don't really have 40 ounce cans anywhere outside America coz everyone has the metric system. Get a 40 ounce and a little taser. USA, #1.

* I don't drink it, too conservative and 

Dreaming about handing out free chocolate to NSW state??

 

Wow, I just posted a few days ago on the blog about our NSW state governor and his position vis the media and how they present him. I mean in America it's like fox news like republicans and everyone else hates them. But in NSW from what I've seen, all the channels, even the left leaning ABC, are fairly 'kid glovey' with the right wing liberal party.

Look I normally wouldn't dream about politics however I do spend quite a bit of time looking at politics, mostly American politics. Just as the abyss will look back into you if you keep looking into it, occasionally I will do more than look but actually call in to American radio stations and offer my political opinions. I actually spoke to Rudy Giuliani on his radio show in this way, last year. More locally, like yeah I bought my sailboat from a prominent local politician in the area where it's moored. I mean really, if I was going to be in politics I'd probably only want to represent that neighborhood, Avalon, since I actually like the people there. So I'd be doing my boat owner predecessors job. Like local mayor. In fact I'd probably have to renounce my Spanish citizenship which I've already done before, then reobtain it whenever it suited me, already done that.

I mean I don't know I'm not so good on my legs to walk around town smiling at people all the time, I'm not very smiley since I got brutalized by my brother as a child. I'm still getting Xmas cards from a NSW government labor party member for my brother. I'll have to write to the guy to ask him to stop. Again. I won't bother mentioning how my bro ruinedy life, spent two decades on crazy pills, found love in the labor party on the federal and state level, then suicided.

To be honest, if I were in NSW state politics I'd try getting the gambling under control because NSW has more poker machines than anywhere in the world. I know that goes against the 'freedom' principles the folks at fox news are always ranting about (don't you dare take their plastic straws away y'all, freedom!). Secondly I'd try reforming the building code so dodgy builders can't just erect a piece of crap leaky building. Probably institute some body amongst lawyers that obliges them to report dodgy practices like the dodgy building code which they are profiting from. I wouldn't let cops check teenage kids genitalia for drugs either, sexual assault.

Anyway in my dream I was actually at a supermarket which was all shuttered up except for one section. The governor's wife was waiting for him and looked super annoyed she had to wait for him while he was dicking around in a supermarket. So the reason he was there was because he had to get chocolates for me for me to hand out to someone. I guess coz in my last post on the topic of my platform policy posture I said legalize free chocolate. So now I've clarified my stance.

I was telling my son yesterday about how my dream life works for me and how sometimes I'll wake up so immersed and absorbed in the oneness that I'll forget who I am and where I am. That's my favourite. The dream with the governor I was having about an hour ago wasn't a nightmare though. I think the previous 24 hours I had an actual nightmare but it was from a like two hour batch of morning sleep and was pretty rare for me. The biggest nightmare I ever had was about having gay sex with some other dude I knew which happened in 2005. I absolutely think homosexuality is subnormal, ignorant behaviour and the more you try to normalize it with gay marriage etc, the more you're going to arrest men for yelling at their wives and cause boys anxiety coz where's dad. Abberation. Homosexuality is absolutely a choice and a really ignorant one. All these nutjobs at 60 minutes calling gay conversion therapy some kind of nasty toxic thing as if it were incest are really sick people, in my books. I mean I'm not saying criminalise homosexuality. But since NSW has already criminalised being a greaseball wogball el greasy grease-olio, and rammed that down my throat, of course I'm going to tell you to go f*CK yourself and not with the same sex.

Hannity talks, Benji answers

 

Hannity has questions:

https://youtu.be/DwzMGPRYX4Y

Answer, it's a team effort, it's not just Joe and Nancy, watch the entire team, give them a cash printing press, print out five trillion dollars +. Monkey see, monkey do... Think the monolith is like a cash printing press for the apes...

https://youtu.be/avjdKTqiVvQ

If only these guys could have actually won the election....

https://youtu.be/ROUWFMf1Vq4

Fox news Laura Ingram's son uses a broom instead of a leaf blower to clean the garage floor // Alec Baldwin, presumption of innocence, due process

Laura admits freely:

https://youtu.be/2biYvw3qxv0

That's like that golfer that eats pieces of shit!! Look....

https://youtu.be/3LAnmnS0-9g

Wow Judge Jeannine is mighty quick to throw thespian Alec under the bus. Where is equal justice for all, the presumption of innocence and due process? I am certainly not rushing to judgement, I don't care about Baldwin's fame or lack thereof or talent or lack thereof. Really when I think Alec Baldwin I think Team America puppets. But everyone is entitled to the presumption of innocence right? Otherwise we're like China aren't we? Maybe he didn't pull the trigger on that gun. Let's see the facts. 

Something extremely bright in the northern sky last night around 1-130am / can Joe Biden use a baseball cap for a paddle up shit creek?

 

Man that thing was bright! Like so bright it left a miles long reflection rippling on the water. It sure as heck wasn't moving. Stellar chart info suggests it could have been a comet, or Sirius. I think it was too late for Venus and Uranus could not have been that bright.

Speaking of Uranus and poor old understood Joe Biden and shit creek. Wow, I never thought of using a baseball cap for a paddle up shit creek but one time, on aforementioned luminous rippling body of water from last paragraph where my crap often ends up, I did end up without my paddle but thankfully tied down to something however it was incredibly difficult to even move like three yards back to my stay without a paddle (wave effect). A baseball cap would have helped. Thanks Joe.

How some of these Californian towns, like most of them, have really Spanish names. Joe was recently seen talking with his paddle at a place called Aptos. This is kind of interesting. Back in may 1996, I'd quickly flown off to visit Eton near Windsor castle from Spain and called in to the Spanish universities admissions people from Eton (town not college, I never attended expensive schooling as always pretty poor until my 30s). I think I might still be poor as my wife can probably throw me under the bus in any potential divorce. Anyway so I call the university admissions office in Spain from Eton from the crib I was staying in (you could see Windsor castle from the bathroom y'all, you know it's true coz I'm the anti-George Santos btw). Anyway so the recorded message says (yes they had pretty good recorded message technology even back then) says my score is 50.7%, or almost 51%. So that's how I learned the Spanish word 'apto' (it's like apt) means like pass. So any adjective in Spanish like colorado (colored like people of color y'all), you can add an s at the end for plural words. I mean if you just look at England and Spain in Europe or even France, just those three countries, Europe looks pretty sweet. Unfortunately, eastern Europe is an abomination. Not apto at all.

Anyway that was a pretty good day coz I found out I got into college after swatting for that exam like two months non stop. I'm currently kind of doing the same for American football trying to figure it out but I also have gardening work to do (15-20 hours is probably more than I'd do). Plus the bus on Sunday. Avoiding the family a lot lately coz toxic femininity / devil worship is a thing everywhere. In Australia if you don't say dean twenty times a day instead of teen then people think you're mentally ill, I'll probably have to get a 17 year old babysitter soon. Pretty messed up.

So if everyone passes their college test then everyone is Aptos so that's why there's a town in California called Aptos. Anglo Saxons didn't just burn Spaniards at the stake for being devil worshippers that don't say dean instead of teen all the time back in the day, that's not how it went down in California y'all. I told you California is from the Spanish for hot oven, right? Consider death valley, hot.

Toxic femininity: NSW can't get elementary school teachers....

 https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new-south-wales-education/nsw-teacher-job-vacancies-triple-between-2011-and-2022-data-shows/news-story/877084d54bcdc801fb6ef2d33db1e4bc

These jobs pay a lot. I was talking to a real nice guy recently over a chance encounter, afternoon coffee (no steamy hot sex or nervous hormones y'all, just a friendly adult chat, no fag sounds, sorry to sound homophobic or too boring/asexual. Holler to the asexual community and also sick ppl everywhere y'all, holler!)

He's been at the game like 20 years plus (elementary school teacher) and wanted to ask me about getting into the gardening game. In fact I became a full time self employed gardener a few months ago. 

Anyway he's making a lot of money like $115k per year. I mean he's going to get promoted more easily than some inferior race greaseball wogball from Spain or wherever but I think the money is pretty good. Obviously the culture lends itself to worshipping Anglo Saxons and Scots and British isles people as the master race and now Australia is still not teaching how the native folks weren't even recognized as citizens in the 1960s. Plus women found social media and started realising how sexy they can be preening around in extremely tight fitting behaviour showing off their hot bodies. So it's like, what's that classroom thingamajig?? Again?

Oh can somebody spell greaseball wogball for the spelling bee y'all?

Instructions for how to use the paddle when stuck up shit creek for Hunter and Joe

 

Different lawyers have different advice:

https://youtu.be/sDKmH6pbPWw

1) ascertain what your paddle is made of? Wood, steel, etc

2) is it a double paddle or slot together paddle?

3) will it work up shit creek?

4) how thick is the shit in shit creek? Insert your paddle in the creek after ascertaining which end is the handle, try rowing

5) is your paddle actually moving you? Can you call for help? Mobile phone coverage? Anyone about?

6) what if you lose your paddle? Can you get it back or will you really be caught up shit creek without a paddle?

7) was your paddle made in Sweden by IKEA? How old is it? What to do if your paddle snaps (see section two).

8) have you paid for your paddle? Will you be writing your lawyer an IOU for the paddle? Will you be printing cash to pay or using that Sam guy's cryptocurrency?

9) can you get your media buddies to advertise the paddle for free? Can you get a big name celebrity to endorse the paddle in advertisements (if so where? Japan, Korea, where exactly??)

10) will Hunter be wearing his teeth when providing depositions? Provide detailed dental charts for exactly which teeth Hunter will be wearing.

11) will Joe and Hunter be using a stand-in rower or will either or both be actually rowing? If so simultaneously in the same canoe or separate canoes. Detail their paddle and canoe arrangements and any substitute stand-in rowers. Provide relevant dental charts for Hunter.

Best defence: claim guiltiness of being a greaseball wop inferior to north western (British isles) genetics; cite aversion to cricket, lack of (any real) teeth (in Hunter's case). Consider virtue signalling Hunter's new rainbow colored gay pride false teeth.

Comparing two birthday bashes...

 

On the one hand you have Joe Biden forgetting the name of Martin Luther King III's wife, Arndrea Waters King, he actually refers to her as Valen.... That's actually not a bad name. In Spanish valen means (they're) ok/worthy/suitable.

Joe singing happy birthday to Valen:

https://youtu.be/LYTRgtTQOdU

As mentioned earlier on this blog (see post for last May 26th), Damian Omen gets a hug from Julia Stiles (also a pretty good birthday)...

https://youtu.be/8EUE-YtK6_c

Old fashioned paperback book... Jonathan Watts, when a billion Chinese jump

 

Looks like a good read, hard to put the phone down!

Benji's political take new South Wales state

 

Ok since my last comments on our State governor Dominique being a girl and the ringleaders of their media PR being a bunch of adulterer pre-baby-bearing women and gay men (clusterf*"k secret room in the Colombian on Oxford Street) and something about a dean 20 in Scotland (two hundred and three years ago in Scotland).

Finally the gay men and adulteress women that organise the daily PR spin cycle for the news channels have come back with something. Dominique (his surname sounds like mineral water and he's Arnold Schwarzenegger's ideal definition of a girly man), wore a nazi uniform on his 21st birthday. Da da da, insert shock horror music. Wow I understand gay consensual sex amongst consenting adult men over 18 and adultery is not illegal and kind of morally infallible in today's big city Australian societies.

 

But let me tell you, recently I had the most charming old German lady customer. Her father died when she was about five years old, in 1945, fighting for the German army, in Germany I guess. Nothing wrong with that. Her German mother remarried to a Polish chap she says and they all migrate to Australia, somewhat penniless. Refugee tent camp southwest Sydney from Auburn to Liverpool then on to excellent real estate in Avalon in the 1960s, excellent choice.

I was telling her my best buddy in Spain (one of them) was the grandson of the air force top brass (or one of a handful of top brass if not the number one guy there) under Generalísimo Franco. And how invaluable an ally Nazi Germany was to the Franco regime in defeating the Russian/Stalinist backed Catalunyans. Does this mean I hate Jews and Catalans and all Anglo Saxons? No, in fact there's probably a good amount of Sephardic Jewish blood on my mother's mother's side of the family. But since they all loved Franco so much, I mean at least my mom's mother did. Also my father's father, so why would they have a problem with Nazi Germany supplying them with weapons to win the civil war? They wouldn't.

But nowadays you can't teach real history just the glorification of the Anglo Saxons in Australia as the ultimate do gooding best wishing bro ever. Or else adultery and consensual gay sex amongst men is super normal and morally irreproachable.

So do I care if some gay men (be) involved in mutually consensual group sex amongst (mostly over 'a dean' year olds (maybe a hidden seven 'dean' year old amongst them at the gay club)), amongst eachother?  And some adulteress kind of pre-baby rearing moms-to-be women*, or angry fat Karen types, if they want to smear the girly Governor Dominique? For the sake of it? Not really. Will many power hungry politicians dying for their chance to be front and centre run adoringly to the gay men/adulteress pre-mommy phase middle class girls that organise the PR spin cycle? Certainly they will. Will lesbians have a role to play in it all? No doubt.

Vote 1 Benji. Fill our potholes. Legalize free chocolate.

* It's not sinful coz it was on Sex in the City y'all.

Time to check in with Bill (Gates)

 

Man one of my greatest regrets in life, probably the greatest, is that I never got to act out this scene from Damian Omen with Bill Gates. Bill would be playing Damian's buddy Mark. I'd be Damian and after murdering Bill with my mind powers, I'd puss [sic] on his back (and the snow). It would be a long pee, dark yellow, full of wholesome sleep depriving coffee.

I believe once the director called cut, it would probably be me saying cut. As I'd be acting and directing. I believe Bill would get up disappointed I had peed on him, but happy to be alive. He'd probably take his jacket off and forget about asking me why I needed to actually really pee on him. In fact, I doubt he could ever want to be my friend after peeing on him like that, it would be a dignity thing. 

Also I suspect I wouldn't care. I'd think Bill would be welcome to join me by the video monitors to watch how the scene went. And anyway shouldn't he be wearing his latex waterproof suit. It was all in the script. I suspect a lot of actors can work together without liking eachother.

Classic Omen:

https://youtu.be/juVSDX_kv9Q

Here it is again, he's probably screaming coz Windows 10 ruined his computer. Probably millions of people would pay over $10,000 to act that scene out with Bill then pee on his back. That's a lot of philanthropy money, think about it.

Looking at Ukraine war: weaponry

 

When looking at weaponry we have to also consider price as some weapons like patriot missiles are very expensive. We'll take a look at a fancy hybrid missile developed by Boeing and Saab since 2014.

https://youtu.be/9PMULbc6dgE

First of all, it's important to realise Russia has had absolute superiority in launching shells or artillery. They have been shooting at a rate of more than 20,000 shots per day or 4.5 shots per minute for ten months now. The range of destruction this has caused is very significant. While Russia cannot yet be effective in terms of infantry killing the other army with like machine guns, truly their artillery has been devastating. Most of the damage has been to Ukrainian infrastructure and it's difficult to understand how local russian people in the occupied Ukrainian territories Putin was hoping to win for the (as yet undeveloped) oil and gas for his kleptostate, could be happy with all the damage to their local environment. These are world war two levels of shelling.

Ukraine is still firing almost 6000 rounds of artillery per day, quite a lot for a smaller nation.

Russia has hundreds of millions of shells in storage. It might be a good idea for Ukraine to start targeting them (those storage places). With whatever they can muster. I know with my bro Jose(ph Stalin - his name was actually Jose but Stalin was just a nom du guerre I nicknamed him, what we call an 'apodo' in Spanish) being eight years older than me and significantly violent to me since I was nine years old, in part due to being guilty of the crime of being from a race repugnant to the Anglo Saxon Aryan master race around us. I know when I first stepped up to hit him I did damage. That's because that's what thugs understand. I would knock those artillery warehouses out.

Anyway let's look at this American weapon, it's only $40,000 a shot, significantly less than other missile alternatives which can cost a lot more, like regular himars missiles. You still shoot it from a himars launcher, but it costs less.

GLSDB:

Ground Launch Small Diameter Bomb®

Less than $40,000 USD per shot, can be shot from 93 miles away to a foot and a half accuracy. 

Putin and noddy go on PR offensive; Australia prepares for inaugural dinkum Dean awards day

 

Check out Putin's blonde buddy, she's with him on the yacht, under palm trees (??), all kinds of PR places, churches, etc. Here she is dressed as a soldier nodding agreeably:

https://youtu.be/U4qxgQNm2Js

Every January Australians celebrate the inaugural dinkum Dean authentic dinkumness awards. It's a gala event. This year there will be dancers singing the traditional:

 

Dinkum Dean dinkum Dean, that's me authentic dinkumness

Mantra or whatever it is. I was watching the rehearsals:

Song:

No matter which inferior race you are to the toxic Anglo Saxon: abbo, coon or greaseball wog. Slopey chink or jigaboo, there's authentic dinkumness in all of us, dinkum Dean! Homos, perverts we celebrate you! We'll even tolerate monogamy in our polyamorous authentic dinkum society. Did we mention we weren't fake or obnoxious or downright imbeciles? Come over to our British model or set up your corrugated iron sheet against a tree trunk over there, we're all authentic dinkum Dean!

There's a big dance number then a solitary female voice:

 

We're so likeable in the multiplicity of our tolerance, it's not like we want to put your kitten in the microwave. We don't know who our Governor General is and we take all kinds of drugs. What's not to like? Why are you suddenly cringing at me? Someone please take that cringing housing commission lady's child from her and give it to a transgender person! But not because I hate her, but because I care!

  

The dancers and music slow down and an Aboriginal lady comes out singing, as a toxic Anglo type voice announces: 'ladies and gentlemen, we don't even know our own history, let's now pretend to love the first Australians'....

Get farked yer farken shluts, you're dragging all of us backwards, get farked you farken shluts, fugg off!

Musical crescendo and super cringey dance spectacular followed by a mighty:

Dinkum Dean!!!!

Toxic Anglo announcer voice: 'and now, the Beijing buddies dance troupe all the way from communist China where nobody votes and having a big heart worth $70,000 cash up front before the patient is murdered and the heart is removed, well the people are all heart, it's kinda lost in translation. Anyway they're receiving their fake diplomas, Masters in dinkum Dean English after learning pigeon English, thanks for your billions of dollars Beijing.'

 

Student Chinese dancers and college buddies dressed in graduation robes hold a giant banner: 'you're a racist if you don't like us.' And dance their number.

Toxic Anglo announcer voice: 'and now ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the leaky Lebanese builders corporation of Australia. They have perfected the art of building the leaky roof and non functioning building, perfect to jump off after you're financially ruined.' 

 

Samples from pop song 'Gonna make you sweat!'

(Which is actually a very cool song: https://youtu.be/LaTGrV58wec )

Lebbo builders take a lap, do dance moves

Toxic Anglo announcer voice: and now ladies and gentlemen, the lesbian media elite could not agree on anything except women are sexy and hot and white men are frustrating as hell. Please welcome them as they parade around with their extremely sophisticated vibrators. They're all having great orgasms with them and enjoy screwing the same guy on Tinder. They're not shallow as hell or anything, hell no. The ladies hold up a banner saying: 'women's liberation is here, you sound like a f*ckwit!'

Sample music of ACDC Highway to Hell, preening Australian media elite women take a lap holding their sophisticated vibrators aloft.

And now ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the cops! They want you to know they've come a long way since that royal commission thingamajig from that paranoid schizophrenic Justice Wood or whoever. They don't confiscate and sell drugs, don't plant evidence, don't hate wogs and abbos, don't kick people's ribs in. Aren't just waiting to taser you, wait a second, I think I'm double parked outside, I'll be right back!'

Cops have foaming champagne bottles and a giant banner that says 'our cars are faster!'

Toxic Anglo announcer voice: And now let's welcome some famous faces from Australian TV with an international viewership of zero point two people. And a bunch of folks who had super traumatic lives now living in mental hospitals! Let's see if you can tell them apart!

Crazy people do a lap and dance moves.

Toxic Anglo announcer voice: and now ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the cast and crew of multi award winning SBS show, House-os. Along with the housing commission society of Australia, they're a little overweight and haven't been working much lately as it effects the amount of rent they have to pay, that's them under those clouds of $30 packets of cigarettes, I don't know how they can afford them.

House-os do a lap.

Toxic obnoxious Anglo announcer voice: 'and now, last but not least, all the way from the USA, he's not in the running for an actual authentic Dean dinkumness award today, not being an Australian citizen, same as the aboriginal singer lady's parents, but anyway, please give it up for Andrew from the Breakfast Club. Druggy audience cheers and complains their hot potato chips (can't call them French fries, too unaustralian) are too soggy. Andrew comes out in his wrestling outfit and does a lap.

 

Andrew-son:

https://youtu.be/l-ZyYtoKuUs

That's the pinnacle of entertainment in this neck of the woods. Now I know why that lady suicides at Damian Omen's birthday party.