Jew watch with Benji

10% skill, 90% hollywood....

https://youtu.be/rvFOYMuABMY

Every now and then Benji will have dealings with Jews. Sometimes it's a Jew in my taxi cab running away after promising to get money for the fare and flattering me how smart I am and should be a professor. Or just telling jokes like the one about the Jewish guy that kept rewinding his porn movies backwards so he could see the prostitute pay the John's money back. This is Jew watch with Benji:

Hey Eli I dropped over after swimming today with the kids at the synagogue but they look extremely tight not only with security but also like culturally. It's absolutely no hard feelings from my end of things and I'm very happy to do your lawn again however I'll definitely have to charge you whatever the exact timing is, even if over by ten minutes or whatever, under. I'm trying to be as kosher as I can for a Marrano kind of Spaniard if that makes sense. I got hassled out one time at security gate at the wailing wall for having yeast in my bread from Paris I brought with me. In the end the lady settled for me using the women's entry like that was kosher. I have female Jewish customers now in the Jewish hood and I'm sure they won't care if I'm a kosher gardener so that's fine. You seem like a nice guy and also the lads at the synagogue security today seemed nice. God bless you all.