Monday, October 3, 2022

Jesus' birthday .... 2026 years old or so

 

An early church conclave concluded the old pagan northern hemisphere festival of winter solstice (around December 22nd), should also be the time to celebrate the birth of the Savior.


Thus even in the southern hemisphere where it is summertime in December and very hot, we see neverending Germanic Xmas motifs that predate Christianity itself: holly, wreaths, mistletoe, reindeer. All these pagan winter solstice traditions predate Jesus, predate his christhood. Predate his friendship with Peter and go well before any christian missionaries that even Jesus himself sent to western Europe (like Paul for example).


Therefore in the style of doing unto others as I would have done unto me, I'm telling you that Jesus' birth is recorded in the Great Pyramid and elsewhere and it's known by his personality he was a Libra and it's known he was born around October 4th. So just as the only Xmas snow and reindeer and winter paraphernalia in the southern hemisphere is all fake in December, similarly all the fake followers of Jesus are silent as dead crickets on his actual birthday. But anyway, happy birthday Jesus.


Think I'm going to bbq some lamb in my backyard now. As Cartman would say: I hate you guys, I hate you so much....


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