Friday, April 29, 2022

Can we survive a nuclear war?

 Scientific yes or no?

https://youtu.be/GHBb25lzNVM


In light of that last post, America's current government is pre-transphobic auto-pre-transgender trapped in denial. Psaki, Biden, Democrats, CNN, Anderson Cooper, all closet transgender people too in denial to get actual transgender surgery and hormone therapy. Not 'real', as Trump would say when describing his bro Piers (Morgan).


Russia, in light of this failed American leadership, must launch nukes. It's obvious. It's like the time my bro Joseph Stalin, would get me, as a six years old kid, in front of our two sisters, and explain how when he flipped (the electricity wall socket) switch, 200 million (or whatever ridiculous amount) of volts would traverse through my body, instantly killing me. My fearful wails at this terribly serious news delivered with dramatic reluctance was always met by an air of innocent charm and expectation from my sisters for my adorable wails. Perhaps, let it be known, I played it up a little for them, kind of like how I sarcastically made some sarcastic remarks about the Hollercaust [sic] in my last post.


Cue Gwen:

https://youtu.be/Kgjkth6BRRY




Tucker Carlson says anyone that uses the term 'false dichotomy ' is a moron, then uses the term 'false dichotomy ' even more on. Does this mean he's amor on or off?

 Monsieur Tuckereax at it again:

https://youtu.be/e4inJSblCUY




Amor bitches, it's Spanish for love, look it up. Also 'nada', could mean nothing could mean swim.


Benji will cut through the clutter of the moral confusion and Russian desire to nuke dummies.


The problem is we have not learned to identify pre-trans and pre-transphobic ppl. I'll explain. We all know in the west gay people should not be subjected to conversion therapy where christians tell them crazy things like have intimate long term relationships with the opposite sex (absolute schizophrenia). I mean obviously public beheadings and chopping off of hands in Saudi Arabia, which is more barbaric? I'd have to say conversion therapy for gay folks to make them straight is the most barbaric thing, more barbaric than nuclear war also. I think the gay hustler guy in NYC that once answered my question about would he date a Chinese woman, when he said, she'd have to be pretty hot, I think both of us should have been stripped of our Facebook and Twitter and banned from Starbucks forever. He for suggesting that he, a gay hustler male could have sex with a gorgeous Chinese girl if she was hot enough and me for asking. I mean he didn't identify as bi but gay, remember. I mean it's a crime against humanity, his answer and my question. Better just Putin nukes everyone or we all go full Sharia and start chopping thieves hands off, because, draconian as that could be, how dare I, or anyone else, gay or whatever, suggest a gay guy have sex with a woman, it's an unthinkable human rights abuse. Now I finally understand why my dear sister Raquel suicided at age 29: because she had screwed the flamboyantly and darkingly gay guy, Chucka, over at Microsoft Sydney in the mid 1990s. That was the crime of the century. I mean obviously worse than killing six million Jews, wouldn't want to distort the truth or anything.


How dare any person suggest a gay man do something sexual with the opposite sex? It's unthinkable.


Then we come to transphobia. It's pretty obvious that Republicans, North Koreans, christians and Caribbean pirates, amongst others, are transphobic: they're afraid of transgender folks. We all know gay men can only ever have sex with transgender women if they're not pressured into it or anything, but who knew that transphobia extends to the fear of a child becoming transgender? Or a teacher teaching the obvious fact that transgenderism is perfectly normal and statistically common since modern day surgery came about.


When we fear people who have not become transgender, becoming transgender, we are acting out of a pre-transphobic fear, fear of pre-transgenderism. Just as in the future, it may become a legal, actuarial liability to 'never come out of the closet, like ever,' we might imagine the Russians nuking the world because of severe pre-transphobia.


How would that even look? It's obvious to me that Joe Biden, Jenn Psaki, everyone at CNN and their family and friends are all auto-pre-transphobic. This is to say, they're all closet transgender people (pre-transgender), too afraid to come out as transgender and get gender reassignment surgery. Suggesting they shouldn't gaslight young and vulnerable teenagers into becoming transgender but instead go ahead and become transgender themselves is futile: they're too auto-pre-transgender phobic to come out as transgender and get gender reassignment surgery. Should we force people like this, in future, to submit to gender reassignment surgery, in future? Or merely let them gaslight their own fears and phobias onto vulnerable and morosely fearful teenagers?


Isn't it weird the Russian media and Putin are wondering if they should just start nuking the world and let china and the cockroaches take over? Just so confusing, bring back the 1950s please, look at this quaint pre-transphobic look at teenage interactions between white supremacists in 1950s america. OMG!


Scene from the classic non intentionally white supremacist american movie Pleasantville, starring the white supremacist Tobey Maguire:

https://youtu.be/czA94KUHzD0








Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Russia's first lady, a dummy regarding Russia's Stalinist past

 

Check out Germany's DW Benjamin Alvarez discuss Ukraine's military needs like less than two weeks ago:

https://youtu.be/km4iKAVPjyU



Russia's invasion was blunder from the beginning. If I was running that war for Russia I would have had a plan that involved controlling all roads and train lines (supply lines). Complete control over airspaces. Instead it was all just bust them up bill, let the Ukrainians flee to neighboring countries (super nice of Russia after bombing them). 


Bombing some towns of 300,000 people in Ukraine typically leads to around 250,000 of them fleeing because of the brutality of attacks against civilian targets.


Now, facing defeat, Putin is threatening to nuke someone with a hypersonic missile. The Russians can actually bomb Tasmania! Would this create havoc and destruction for Tasmania, potentially making it unliveable for a few generations with a big enough nuke? Yes! How would it affect Russia's situation vis NATO and Ukraine?


I think it would unquestionably galvanize Russia's opponents in the not a war, don't say it's a war coz it's not a war (according to the Russians). Since this DW report only like twelve days old, the Germans are now fixing to send their anti aircraft tanks (they have little radar tracking dishes on top and will take like three weeks to train the Ukrainians). They had some dopey American general a few weeks ago (when I was telling you from the very beginning the Ukrainians were going to knock the Russians dicks in the dirt) on some dopey tv channel like CNN or Fox saying, 'poo poo, it's not that easy to train people for javelins and stingers, it can even take a week! It's not that easy!' Man necessity is the mother of invention, I can see these Ukrainians taking over their skies by mid may super easy with those German tanks and that means they'll be flying more sorties against missile launch sites on the Russian and Byelorussian side of the border.


Putin needs to figure out how he's going to deal with egg on his face because he's going to end up losing Crimea by the looks of it so how's he going to explain that to all the dopey Russians?


From Putin's perspective, or any Russian, I totally don't blame them for feeling annoyed and threatened by NATO, but unlike Putin I understand don't poke the bear and the bear will leave you alone. Now Putin is realizing his leverage against other annoying NATO states like Bulgaria. Why does Russia's best European buddy even have to be in NATO when Finland and Sweden aren't, right? The answer is it's a patchwork of complicated relationships. 


The world, as George W Bush once said, is full of different interests. He was a guy that understood destiny and grabbing it. I'm a guy that understands destiny hurts. Many things hurt. I'm an expert on hurt. Emotional hurt, spiritual hurt, mental hurt, not so much physical hurt. I'm pretty good at not being hurt physically, call me a coward but I mean if I was in an actual shooting war, I wouldn't mind if I was all pumped up on adrenaline maybe, taking a bullet and being hurt. But like about four years ago I started skateboarding down a super steep hill and almost came crashing down on bitumen, ripping all my skin open, that would have hurt. I came off my skateboard last October and twisted my ankle severely, couldn't walk for like six weeks, that hurt! Now I just leave the skateboard on my locker, too risky.


So Putin has a big bag of tricks I mean I get that, I got the boat, the skateboard, my kids have an electric scooter, a hoverboard, we got the million dollar house, I've got a few hundred grand in the bank. I get having a bag of tricks and options. I mentioned being in Bulgaria in winter 2008-2009 I think it was when Putin turned the gas off, the buses had no air-conditioning and were super cold.


Putin really has kicked the ant's nest that wasn't bothering him. Now Finland and Sweden are looking to join NATO, the EU and Germany are looking to accelerate Ukraine's membership. NATO isn't worried about getting Ukraine to join because they can just comfortably arm Ukraine. Putin has to think about how he can stop Ukraine from taking Crimea back because the way the Ukrainians are being armed it's going to be next to impossible for Russia to stop them. Even if Putin uses small nukes in Ukraine, he's just making it uninhabitable for Russians there so forget about do-gooding for the Russians in Moldova.


Speaking off the devil, thanks to today's amazing AI, YouTube's algorithms have beautifully shown me a Russian attack in Transnistiya like ONLY TWO HOURS AGO!!!

https://youtu.be/q9DU66ml4DM


Now I mentioned this on big dummy american radio (WABC, Bill O'Reilly's channel in NYC) the actual day the war was breaking out, that the Russians would bring the war here and it's what I just mentioned in the last paragraph before YouTube's fantastic AI brought it to my attention.


Look we can talk about technology and drones and what not. This bombing in Transnistiya (I mistakenly called it Trabsvestiya on WABC radio) is a very small thing, three Russian army guys or possibly even FSB just leave a couple of bombs in the state security building and drive off. Having fun by the looks of it, ha ha I laugh at Putin's foolishness. Let me tell you about the time I passed through a toll booth on the way to NYC after the 9/11 attacks to see the smoldering remains of the twin towers with my buddy Thomas Jefferson and his younger brother Chairman Mao. (We got tolled off) by some lady in the toll booth and I announced in my dopey gay way (loudly) that we were foolish! To their hysterical delight. In the same way, I now tell Putin and his buddies that they're foolish.


Let's play hangman. I used to do this all the time with my high school students in china (16 year olds). The puzzle is:


Putin's strategy and tactics are like...


_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _     _ _

_ _ _ _ _ _ 


So that's a nine letter word, two letter word, then a six letter word. And it's fair to say Putin's already used Z and V as letters so I'm adding that to the gallows for him already so that's the baseline of the gallows plus half the vertical line, thus....



         |

_____|_____


So if we calculate, the other vertical half of the gallows, the topline of the gallows, 2, the rope and head, 4, plus torso and legs, 7, and two arms, 9, that's nine more guesses you get before I draw a sad face on the hangman meaning you lose. So you'd best start guessing vowels and I'll give you a clue, there's a big clue in this videoclip:


If you know the answer don't tell anyone just write it down....

https://youtu.be/rISYCquFeI8




Bla bla BLA BLA BLA, here's fox news retired General Keane

https://youtu.be/WApS1eCQCJ0


I don't really know his record or which theatres he was in but I haven't been following what he's been saying much lately. Watching him just now I'm remembering my Aunt Luci's husband's words. Perhaps because they were showing Putin during Easter celebrations in Moscow I guess, perhaps that's why I'd even tell you the name Luci in Spain is generally always short of Luz Divina. I concur with Swedenborg (in whose time the Sweeds were also at war with the Russians), that the Catholics degrade holy things of the church by making them too profane and everyday. Although the argument could be made that balance and logic is everything.


Anyway, continuing in my folksy Ben way, this Luci impressed me when I was 19 by her circumstances, three suicided immediate family members (all of them). I was too stupid to realize the same could (and eventually did, happen to me, three suicided family members, a disgraceful punishment from the Almighty (todopoderoso)). Anyway because my father was such an anglophile and I was raised in Australia where everyone is kind of brainwashed to worship Britain, it wasn't until I went to Spain and folks there made very curt statements to me about that, that I started gravitating towards america more.  For example I had a book by a British journalist who had spent years in Spain and had written a thoroughly splendid and insightful book about Spain. I had the English version to read so I wouldn't be confused (from not understanding written Spanish) as I only later came to understand the level of falsehood in a society precludes learning they [sic] language. Since then, only eleven years later I was immersed in the fight of my life, struggling to master the Bulgarian language. Everyone chooses their own fights and their own retreats. Putin wants to cut the gas to Bulgaria I say fuck Bulgaria. Like my Russian girlfriend in Hollywood used to tell me, fuck you, I hate you. 


So I was a bit slow to understand the Spaniards because of not being 'despabilado', but by the time I got to Bulgaria I'm too despabilado (woke) and learning Bulgarian at a tremendous clip, eg by changing jobs every six weeks to six months on average. Anyway Luci's husband says to me, I don't need an Englishman to tell me about my own country. In the same way I do not really need General Keane, no disrespect meant to him, to tell me about a Slavic war, since I spent two years in Bulgaria in the fight of my life, mastering the language there.

 

What Keane might be hinting at is that Putin is wielding tremendous power. We were seeing these 'western' multinationals, based in Dublin, not paying any taxes, and really enriching Russians and everyone in eastern Europe with their capitalist ways (the trickle down effect). Now all that's gone from Russia and the question is, how are they gonna get it back? How are they gonna win they [sic] cigarettes back, to quote a line from the classic eastern European/American movie, one flew over the cuckoo's nest....

 

This is to say there's a lot at stake (not just cigarettes), Ukraine's wheat exports, Russia's access to foreign investment, etc. 


One of the key issues is Russians are dumbasses. They get some funny ideas into their minds about being victimized and Lenin is so great etc. Speaking of which, better give him a call see how he's doing (he's super pro-russian as you'd expect, pro-Putin, unlike my bro Stalin who would have disappeared Putin).


He's home, his Mrs is out. I'm telling him I'm on my boat and telling him about the Red Herring. He's funny as he's Canadian, he says 'ay?' a lot. We're talking about my Mrs and the three kids visiting Bulgaria this Xmas and the calculus of coronavirus lockdown travel. 

Telling him about my coronavirus blackout now he's saying you only live once. That's why noone called Lenin Ken. We're talking about women now.


As an aside, I can tell any reader now that if Putin tries to make his Mrs president it's curtains. Ken Lenin is saying the Russians wouldn't go along with that. The phone briefly cut out. Mobile phone companies are actually promoting dummy upgrades so your phone doesn't work so you buy a new one.

Now I'm telling him about the catholic queen of Spain from sailing school (queen Isabella or whoever), her last name is french, 'Fakon', (pronounced 'fuck on' in France but fakin' in America). I never mentioned to him my nickname for her, queen Isabella, but he's delighted by the humor of her name.


Now we're talking about my brother Jose's (Stalin's) love-life. He had a big dick. Then I just told him I found two separate google searches on my wife's phone, one for 9 inches and another for the superstar Bulgarian tennis player.

 

Telling him about the standardized divorce laws the Bolsheviks passed in like the 1920s or 1930s. You effectively had kukaks choosing a bride for the harvest then divorcing her with great ease once the crops were harvested at the end of summer, a three month wife. It also made Russia a welfare state similar to what the Democrats in America are always pushing: the State as family.


Still going, looks like I'll make it to my car from the boat without Ken realizing the way we're going.


Ha moments later, just walked into the workplace for a quick poop and shower after sleeping on the boat. I was right, Ken just kept on talking while I went from boat to car and I didn't get a word in til I was paying for my coffee at the gas station a few miles away. Good old Ken, he's starting to get noticeable dementia a little, forgets stuff. Anyway just crapping out now before showering, pretty weird telling polite company not to poop on my boat but peepee is okay but if you don't spell things out clearly people don't get it.


My sailing guests tomorrow are two american guys so had to put the word out: the Red Herring can't flush your crap y'all crap somewhere else. Pee is ok.


Ken was saying his brother Alan back in Canada married some american lady and went to live in America and how much he hated Americans. I got to feeling like that one day on a bus in LA somewhere swanky and had a little hissy fit yell at everyone on the bus, totally not they [sic] fault. Just working some neurons here bitches is all.


Shower time...


https://youtu.be/LOZuxwVk7TU


Pretty nice shower at work. Then more 199 routes now it's racing to marine boat store.... Kinda hungry! Still fasting for Ramadan. Hoping to get some food for dinner soon, almost sundown and I only have a jelly filled chocolate donut and a banana.

Got my four new fenders in the elevator I have half an hour to get grub.


Beelining to KFC, what if the wait is long. Got my chicken almost ready. Gonna eat slightly early, like 45 minutes early. Was hungry. Drinking coffee all day during Ramadan every year, possibly not legit. Jesus ate ears of corn during sabbath, what are you gonna do?

  


 














Way too many Piers Morgan posters in my personal environment

 

He always seems like such a pompous dummy. How do dopes like this rise in America if not for all those dopey northern European genes there. Just kind of stating the obvious. Why Trump would would want to sit down with this guy must be an English thing or something I can't understand like cricket or something.

Monday, April 25, 2022

Elementary..... A look at china's Congo cobalt shtick

 China in the Congo, with Cobalt:

https://youtu.be/2_T5DgsO0jc




Lead and cobalt are elements Watson, it's elementary....*

https://youtu.be/a_DkEkfAO4s



* Please note, noone is trying to infer that Ron De Santis creams his own eclair here. Also please try to stop CCP election fraud in America's next presidential election thanks.

Sunday, April 24, 2022

Wazzup Benji bearsin' (chez Benji).... 2021 futbolio, what actually happened

 

I'm not really sure. I think the LA Chargers (like in electricity) won the Superbowl against the Kansas City somethings. I think this might be the actual final:

https://youtu.be/53g5_kh3pvg


It's 28 all in overtime and guessing LA won.


In other news it's memorial day in Australia. Not really paying much attention as so many dead ppl in my immediate family, don't want to think about dead Australians in general. There's a special forces veteran at my workplace, got shitty at me recently for annoying him. Hopefully we'll get along, looks like we won't be talking much together in future. He seems to like to keep things nice and quiet. Sometimes I'm too talkative and ranting.


Not sure when memorial day is in Spain or if they have one. September 11 is national day for the Catalans so maybe that's their memorial day too. They sure wouldn't celebrate anything with the Madrid people.

War in Ukraine.... American howitzer guns heading to the front

 https://youtu.be/rG2JAOdOt4s


Can't see this war lasting much more than three months from today, wouldn't be surprised if it's over by the end of the financial year. The Russian military really won't be up to it. Best bet for Russia next 72 hours, bomb those howitzers (like 90 of them) with air strikes. Watch out for air defences, expensive jets.


Unless Russia can go on a total war economy, difficult to see them lasting much longer with these losses. Looks like Putin can cut and run anytime and tell his media people to spin whatever and everyone will believe it anyway. 


Russia could really end up losing Crimea over this, the Ukrainians might not want to stop. 


Fox News Sunday with Maria Bartiromo

 Fresh off da block from da hood y'all:

https://youtu.be/O4utrSksjPY


Biden's infamous handshake, I told you that was me he was shaking hands with, I'm the invisible horseman, noone believes me, I heard Dusty Trails summoning me after that, farlee farlee farlee! Then I got shot, like JFK. Now I'm kicking it with JFK and Jack London in the afterlife, why won't anyone believe me?????


Farlee farlee farlee!

https://youtu.be/aLqIWd10ccY


Saturday, April 23, 2022

Yeah better get comfortable down there, it's a Tennessee thing!

 Comfort zone:

https://youtu.be/Neoih-gRdbU



With dubs y'all!

https://youtu.be/vBjzAdpZzf0

Friday, April 22, 2022

The scientific correlation between lead emissions from car fuel and criminality

 

Mummies from Peru and Egypt show around 1000 times less lead than 20 the century folks. Lead levels in bones have been linked to rates of criminality. Russians born around 2004 and afterwards were amongst the first to get about after leaded fuels were banned in Russia.


Japan was first to ban leaded fuels around 1986. Leaded fuels cause learning disabilities and criminal behavior.


Documentary:

https://youtu.be/IV3dnLzthDA

Will Smith's King Richard or Lord of the Rings from Sauron's perspective ?

 

If you said King Richard make a note you're a stupid dumb bitch. Yes even if you're black. King Richard by Will Smith looks and smells retarded! Figure something out.


Now watch Sauron's perspective, everyone's got their side of the story to tell....

https://youtu.be/o0yLdYpCEy8


Homework assignment: will Putin start looking for the one ring under the ruins of Mariupol? And when will Lazrov switch from riding a black horse to riding a giant flying bat? Explain in 800-1000 words.


Dismissed


Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Linkin Park..... Are you serious my boy? I got your t-shirt, I got yo' chain, I know where you was at, you was at my crib, so you can run and hide, but we're gonna find you...

 

https://youtu.be/ZyKT_op1sSM

Thursday, April 21, 2022

Girls girls girls

 Cue the soppy love song cuz...

https://youtu.be/8qi7SlM1eDk


This song is a real tearjerker, I was all fallen out of love with my Berkeley psychology major ecstasy popping rave party slut so-cal jewgirl back in Spain but the universe had rolled on, I was back in Sydney and she back in California. This song was all the rage in Australia in those days. Super poignant and all homey. I asked my father to get a mortgage on the house and give me five thousand dollars so I could go live in California and we got to the bank and he said come inside so I can explain this to the bank people and I was all like, no, just get the money so I can go. He refused that.


I called american immigration about a visa and the recorded message was saying to provide my visa card number so I could pay $10 or $20 just to listen to the recorded message??? (WTF??) 


In hindsight, this was a sign Clinton's america was on a war footing or something, relative to Benji. On September 11, 2001, I was pretty comfortable in Richmond VA at 1005 Grove Ave second storey nearest the road by VCU, just sayin'. Anyway I was saying in Biloxi..... I spent a day sticking up sheetrock in a cheap kind of slap together american house valued around the 100k mark I guess. It was tiring work and I went to a cornerstore to get some ice or something and started drawling my super slow Australian outback accent like from Richmond VA days and the outback and shit and Americans are practically saluting me when that happens coz they love that accent.


The moral of the story is that broken hearts really are for assholes, like the Frank Zappa song says. I was mentioning my kind of bare bones love-life as a teenager. Also kissing the East Timorese girl, Maria, at a big party I threw as a fifteen year old, in my crib, the one recently sold for 630k, the one I asked pops to get me a 5k mortgage gift on. 


I kinda avoided girls around the teenage years then took the pornstar plunge with some 22 year old Serbian when I was 18. If your brother is Joseph Stalin and eight years older than you and using you for a punching bag from ages 10-16 (when you knock his tooth out) then it's a safe bet to go with the Serb. Even my wife is half Serb, half Russian, that's the surest stalinist bet. Not for everyone but you wouldn't understand unless you were raised in a commie Russian country or had Joseph Stalin for an eight years older brother using you as his punching bag in the afterlife.


There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness, you shouldn't leave me alone! Boohoo bro, where's the Kleenex???


Run and tell that homeboy...

https://youtu.be/VKsVSBhSwJg


Anyway Bill Clinton, I would absolutely have a teacher student relationship with him based on saxophone. He's very accomplished at that I think and I spent a year in grade seven at it. There was an Irish kind of musical group called the Hothouse Flowers, I used to listen to them quite a lot when I was like twelve or something. There's a lot of very good saxophone music on their Home album. This song from it doesn't have any though, also a moody kind of out of love love song....

https://youtu.be/w5f9RPjW4xY


......

Irish music cuz... Credit where credit's due... Lot of warring against the Irish from the English over the centuries, you don't hear about that much....

https://youtu.be/orfhLLo7XDs










Tengo sueƱo, quiero dormir !

 Me toca otro giro mas por la ruta de la costa en el autobĆŗs  y en dos horas o asĆ­ ya llegarĆ© a casa a dormir ! Hasta tuve que echar la siesta esta tarde a las dos o asĆ­. No se q. me pasa, paso todo el dĆ­a ayunando y bebiendo cafe. 


Puse la manta elƩctrica a la cama hoy ya hasta septiembre lo mas probable. Ha empezado a hacer fresquito, ciertamente....


He perdido unos quince kilos, de 129 a 115. 


https://youtu.be/2Lwz5HyBsDs


Approximately 12 hours later, just got out of bed and peed in the bucket in the garage. Slept 9 and a half hours! That's a lot more than usual! Often can only sleep like 7 hours or even less as can't fall asleep again. Something's different today. The electric blanket was very toasty, even on low setting, very warm. The boy even came twice for the hoverboard making noise with the garage roller door, just went back to sleep. I think the problem is they have me starting work around 4-5pm lately instead of 1-2pm, it's making me tired.



Wednesday, April 20, 2022

Crime in Biloxi, Mississippi....

 Music maestro...

https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ


Elite elderly couple assassinated in Biloxi, wife was running for mayor....

https://youtu.be/gdNGsXdHsvs



Well that seems pretty random but I'm including it for one, sometimes I like watching crime documentaries. Especially murders. Normally the murders are serial killers or crimes of passion, family members especially. However this particular crime was based on the wife running for mayor on an anti gambling agenda, she was assassinated by organized crime interests. I haven't finished watching it yet but it will be interesting to see if they caught the guy.


Now it's also interesting to see images from Biloxi as I spent a week or two (probably two) there in the summer of 2005. NYC was too large and overwhelming and I wanted to get away a little with a bunch of Spanish speaking guys on United Airlines for a little southern adventure. We flew into baton rouge from NYC and I regret not seeing more of Louisiana than the airport however I was aware of its charms psychically through my aura and psychic centres, from the 'atmosphere'. Many times when folks refer to their impressions of the 'air' or 'atmosphere'of a place, the actual mechanism for this is through the aura and certain actual glands like the pituitary and pineal glands and their associated chakras or psychic centres, just to put a scientific spin on it.


Anyway in Biloxi, the law in 2005 when I was there was that any gambling could only be done 'on water' (not land). I could easily see the hypocrisy and corruption of this by stepping like six inches onto a massive concrete floating pontoon housing a massive hotel/gambling premises. I did not actually do this but it would have been a mere few steps away. Most interestingly for me, was that this particular hotel barge parked on the water on the Gulf of Mexico, a short walk from my crib, had a very ornate electric guitar neck and tuning head as a kind of massive decoration some three to five or more storeys high, hanging high over the hotel. 

 

What a ridiculous rule, only gambling on water. Better not to gamble at all. Anyway when hurricane Katrina broke like a month later I was back in Manhattan/Queens watching it on tv. A few months later I was back in communist china from whence I had come and curiously, that very guitar neck I had been looking at in Biloxi was on the floor in my quarter in northern china, near Beijing, snapped and broken by the hurricane, in a photo in a Chinese newspaper.


In those days I was reading an interesting novel on american politics, not actually All the President's Men, I thought it was called that, but a novel with a similar title**. George and Laura Bush visited Beijing at this time also so I probably could have tried meeting them or seeing them if their secret service would allow it but I wasn't interested much. I only knew because Laura Bush was in a photo with George standing around in Beijing not far away looking perplexed and this too was mysteriously lying around in a newspaper on my quarter's floor.


Watch what Santa's Little Helper does to Homer's shoes:

https://youtu.be/10VIbueFi3g

https://youtu.be/r6MYcGTX98k


Moments later, the boy's hoverboard just arrived (belated birthday present, five weeks late, $205 ca-ching, he's a hard worker) and is charging up. I had oil panic and donkey kong hand held Nintendo games when I was a kid.... along with my three siblings, but no hoverboard.... Watch Homer win this argument:


https://youtu.be/_zNlvg4bKtE



** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_the_King%27s_Men


Dismissed.






Tuesday, April 19, 2022

Tucker Carlson talks to a 23 year old trans woman who regrets being manipulated by adults as a teenage boy

Very interesting viewing from Monsieur Tuckereux....

https://youtu.be/Ibq3ld087Y4


He made some waves very recently with a documentary about masculinity*, he's a character mainstream hip middle class white kids on the up and up love to hate, an easy target, says transgenderism might not be perfect. Interestingly a gay guy tweeted Tucker's masculinity documentary was gayer than the Tweeter was, and he cited his husband and upcoming book about gayness as evidence of his own gayness.


Like Russians who cannot be dissuaded of how great Stalin made their country no matter what you tell them, let me tell you, sunbathing naked, if you can do it without trespassing against others (I'm doing it right now), is very good for the skin, vitamin d from the sun. My father would even lie for long spells in aforementioned fields used by the US and Australian air forces during world war two, and sun his mouth by leaving it open. I saw him doing this once or twice without wanting to talk to him and another teenage years buddy also did and mentioned it to you (moi actually). This chap actually ended up living in the house immediately behind the (only) house my father purchased, which I sold around last Xmas for $630k, AUD. This chap ended up living there relatively briefly in his early 20s I believe as he'd moved in with his girlfriend who was already living there. By this point I had lost touch with him but we were in the same friendship circle as FDR, Winston Churchill and Goebbels, all very tight as teenagers. In fact, I was playing table tennis one day with Goebbels in the garage where aforementioned father, his nudey sunbathing daughter and our brother Stalin all chose to take their own lives, someplace else (they got carried out dead, glory to the paramedics and their, at times, ridiculous jobs).

Well aforementioned chaps, my teenage years' buddies and my brother Stalin, eight years older, were all avid table tennis players and would play very competitive matches and really ascend into Heaven, all of us, during these magical and competitive moments of table tennis. It was very much a thing say around the early 1990s. Happier days. Well Goebbels and I were playing one day just the two of us, perhaps Stalin not around, and we heard a faraway bang and then the neon light above as flashed and went dead. It was reasonable to assume a car had hit an above ground power line and, in fact, it was said chap who, years later moved into the property not more than two yards or three from where I was standing at the far end of the garage, furthest from the street.

 

This chap had in fact cruised through the massive and pre planned roundabout connecting Carlisle and Jersey roads, at a cool 100 miles an hour, give or take, lost control and somehow managed to hold on with his considerable strength, to the steering wheel. Come to think of it, there was another chap our age, apart from this fellow, who was tight with our clique, apart from the aforementioned FDR, Churchill and Goebbels (and Hendrix). However the speeding Mazda 626 guy who ended up moving into the house behind and the flyover guy who literally flew me over said garage and property (while my mother Queen Victoria was walking to the garage, in fact), in a Cessna, this flyover chap and Mazda 626 guy didn't gel with my brother Stalin so he never appeared much when they were around, however he was fond of the others. Although Churchill was wary of him after he viciously punched his face during yet another fun game of blind man's bluff in the swimming pool. We had goggles blacked out and you'd have to wear them and touch someone, they'd be sledging you and laughing at you. Apart from this sock, my brother Stalin never hit any of my friends however I had received punches in the face like this probably five times a year on average from around 9 to 16. I note a swimming pool has no shore, unlike a lake, just a gutter really or edge.


Well Goebbels and I walked down to the roundabout and there was the crumpled Mazda 626 I had ridden in the trunk, doing donuts, immersed in white English redneckism. Like an unwoke disease. Before I discovered what american pie was for (I came across it as a sixteen year old in Madrid, Spain, but didn't know what to do with it in those days, too mysterious).


Essay on transgender rights and medical malpractice over. Ditto untreated schizophrenia amongst teachers in academia and practicing doctors. These are medical malpractice/child abuse issues. Lawmakers that do not protect children are legally liable to be sued. If mandatory drug testing of academics and doctors could be legalized, this problem would be solved: poof, disappeared.

 

Holler to Monsieur Tuckereax and cue the entertaining music:


https://youtu.be/Xz8Fv9HY7Ro


* A pivotal issue is estrogen in plastics. Consuming plastics orally through food and water is spiking estrogen in men, it's a science thing not a culture thing. While I don't work in any emergency response field neither served in the military neither a surgeon, my respect for these professions is increasing yearly, politics and race etc aside. I don't think they're experiencing any gender issues or masculinity issues apart from too much estrogen from plastic. These people are the backbone of society along with nurses. I do not think it should be legal for a surgeon or doctor to facilitate gender transformation to a minor (under 18 or 21). Mandatory drug testing for heavy vehicle drivers is already a thing (safety issue). Since druggy academics are misleading kids, they should be subject to the same rules, and media. Too much acid and pot, makes people crazy.


I suppose after coming out of relationship with these chaps, Churchill, FDR, Stalin, Goebbels (Hendrix and I are still on talking terms but his chronic alcoholism and past use of acid a hindrance). My brother passed away and his violence and abuse towards me from approx. 1986-1992 left me very wary of him. FDR I dissed as an incurable northern European idiot redneck. Churchill dissed me as some kind of incurable Jewish disease. Goebbels is so incredibly happy with his best two 'mates', one male lives next door, the other female, his spouse, I'm not sure. I would wonder what my feelings were about them. Did I love them? As they were my comrades for some fun times during teenage years that made life fun and pleasant at times? I'm not like an actor that can cry at will for an audience or camera, so skilled at managing and recognizing my own emotions. I refer you to Hamlet's wonderment at the mousetrap players, how they could turn on the act. What I can tell you is I was really surprised one time to be hanging out with the girls at a catholic elementary school in the Granville area of Sydney (very middle eastern neighborhood). I was there with my two kids aged around 3 and a half and one and a half. I don't think the ladies minded having me around. One of them became so comfortable she mentioned having her period and saying it to the other ladies like I wasn't even there. I suppose this is how ladies might talk amongst themselves when men aren't around. That was very unusual. I was a little bit uncomfortable but only barely, after all, riding around in aforementioned Mazda 626 with the constant English redneck banter was more uncomfortable for me! I guess the only conclusion to draw is my soul and being is somehow pegged to this body that somehow grows and walks like a vegetable. I'm not sure what my relationship with it is, exactly. We seem to share a memory store in the brain however I'm certain my soul is more than my body and what it sees. I certainly feel like my soul is a real thing and the main thing!


https://youtu.be/37inWx3La4k


Her dark red hair, the white soft skin... Just making some coffee on the Red Herring.... Laid back.... Clocking on 1720, super late start a jour de hui

https://youtu.be/ashTaoGrR2o


Moments later, listening to more Blink 182 with the Bluetooth speaker on the boat. I have sewn a missing clip back onto the sail bag that protects the mainsail on the boom most of the time when it's not in use (from rain and sun, etc). There were four clips and the last one nearest the stern was missing. Just listening to the doors absolutely live and blink 182. If it was gay or trans I couldn't tell you, I don't really worry about being gay or trans. I realize there are many very manly, butch acting gay men that will always act more manly and butch than me, I try not to worry about it except sometimes I talk like a little kid or get too excited, don't act manly and butch. Blink 182 has a new song out, heard it for the first time, during fixing sailing bag (sewing). After operating the 182 service from narrabeen to warriewood (my job), after learning how to sail:


It's called 'feeling this'. I was careful to use a thimble on my index finger while sewing as the sail bag fabric was very thick to sew. Wouldn't want to stick a needle in my finger, feeling that. I like sewing but I never go out of my way to do it! Only when it's really needed**. Have been doing that since like 9 years old! A stitch in time saves 9!


https://youtu.be/4kMZ23T9VHE


Maybe I'll tell y'all about my sausage dog Bart Thomas Gumby McCallum and my teenage sweetheart when I was 15.... We'll see....


Basically we sat in my backyard one time and she noticed Bart Thomas Gumby McCallum was scared. My brother Joseph Stalin had terrorized it no doubt. We did the same in her backyard and her guinea pig was super happy. Her parents seemed super nice and her mother even put out like an American vibe or something. Financially they were doing okay, they actually had jobs and were getting ahead, maybe her mom only worked part time but she looked like a winner not a druggy bum. There were quite a few very sweet girls in the neighborhood and she was top of my list. I didn't know how to do anything with her physically apart from tongue kiss and she thought it was inappropriate everytime we saw each other to do that like at school so we just stopped hanging out together. She sure was nice. It's wasn't easy being Joseph Stalin's eight years younger punching bag brother. We had a gay gothic guy at that school and his buddy Heather was pregnant (to someone else obviously, at age 16!). I was only 15 coz younger than everyone else. Academically this school was super poor. There were Arab guys in my role call bragging about screwing ugly dumb low educated white trash girls against the wall. I kissed a 14 year old Palestinian Arab girl at a school dance when I was 15. That was the first girl I kissed. Then I dumped her in role call the next day. I felt some Croatian girl's boob (on my water bed before I gifted it to FDR) and was freaked out coz I felt a hair. I was kind of not that into girls at 15/16/17. I caught up with that beautiful looking Croatian girl with (my) Russian mother in law like five years ago now and she was super ugly. Time had not been kind to her, she wanted another kid (coz tragically her beloved son had died in a motorcycle accident) and seemed perfectly happy to make one with me but I passed. Was nice seeing her again though. That's why she wanted to see me again. Looking back my mother in law has always been angling to get her daughter back to eastern Europe with her even encouraging her to go off with some other guy. I think she's just another dumbass Russian that needs a strong leader organizing they shit. That's what Russians love, being bossed around by the czar or sardine.


My wife's first job in Australia was a stone's throw from that girl's guinea pig backyard. There was even an American guy at her workplace (waiters at a club restaurant for white trash). That girl ended up happily marrying one of our classmates and I think they're very happy. Goebbels still plays soccer with him (the husband). He got with that girl before I did and before the husband who came after me. I told him I wasn't happy he was with her coz I had a crush on her and he dumped her just for me he made it seem. I think he told her about it. He certainly acted like a good buddy. 


Latest Tucker very high on histrionic personality issues:

https://youtu.be/q-nMlMU48wI

Unwatchable high school he said she said effeminate histrionic gossip. On average Tucker's diet is 15-20% histrionic personality issues. I refer to this as silly pants-ism. I cross the road when this comes walking at me.


Bottom line if Tucker changes sex I'd still dance with her at her wedding or whatever but no kisses, maybe just a courtesy peck on the cheek or an ass-slap in front of the dead horse or whatever (groomy thing, another transgender or potato or whatever).

Anyway just watch Austin Powers and Mini Me fight for a while then culler [Benji sic®] in for a while before naptime, dismissed.

https://youtu.be/vj8f5amIQwY




** Shoot rereading this I remember watching a nurse sewing my wife's reproductive organ a few hours after she'd delivered a natural birth which I was present for (both the birth and the sewing). It's a very dramatic moment. Equally dramatic although less gruesome was seeing the unbloodied opening the surgeons had made for her womb as I walked into the operating surgery when she birthed our first kid by caesarian. I'd just been messaging my Russian buddy Tchaikovsky (not his real name), feeling the drama of the moment. I totally get what my brother Stalin meant when he told me Putin was a dickhead, now I see him bombing hospitals and civilians, I kind of understand.





Salvatore Pais's U.S. Navy anti gravity patent.... Preparing for Red Herring next docking

 Watch:

https://youtu.be/2KHVJiUwoYI 


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvatore_Pais


I actually had a very memorable nightmare about this topic when I was like 9 or 10 or 11.... Something like that.... The Chinese, who were not even a powerful nation in those days, had invented some anti gravity warplane, they built a giant warplane that was able to zap stuff off the face of the earth with a beam. There was a big war and china laid waist [sic]® to the world. It was pretty shocking, I was pretty impressed and troubled by it. Well it was crazy tunes in those days, but now look what Wikipedia is talking about:


  • A "craft using an inertial mass reduction device" (2016), one embodiment of which could be a high speed "hybrid aerospace/undersea craft" able to "engineer the fabric of our reality at the most fundamental level",[6] the patent application for which was supported by the Naval Aviation Enterprise's chief technical officer on the grounds that the Chinese military were already developing similar technology.[1]


®BENJI SIC



High Frequency Gravitational Waves - Induced Propulsion
Technical Paper
2017-01-2040
ISSN: 0148-7191, e-ISSN: 2688-3627
DOI: https://doi.org/10.4271/2017-01-2040
Published September 19, 2017 by SAE International in United States
Annotation ability available
 
Sector:Aerospace  
Event:AeroTech Congress & Exhibition
Language:English
Abstract
It may be possible to generate high power / high frequency gravitational waves (HFGWs) by high frequency accelerated axial rotation (spin) and/or accelerated high frequency vibration of an electrically charged, possibly asymmetric structure, within the context of non-equilibrium thermodynamics, namely far-from-equilibrium physics, highly non-linear in nature.
The structure which is the HFGW generator (HFGWG), has the ability to control the accelerated modes of vibration and spin of its electrically charged surfaces, in particular the rapid rates of change of accelerated-decelerated-accelerated vibration and/or accelerated-decelerated-accelerated gyration (axial spin) of these electrified surfaces, in this manner delaying the onset of relaxation to thermodynamic equilibrium, thus generating a physical mechanism which may induce anomalous effects. Under certain conditions, involving rapid acceleration transients, it is observed that there will be exponential growth in electromagnetic energy flux with accelerating vibration. In the present paper, high power HFGWs are generated by enabling the Gertsenshtein effect, that is gravitational wave production by propagating electromagnetic radiation through strong magnetic fields.
Controlled motion of charged matter under rapid acceleration transients may enable macroscopic quantum coherence, namely possible quantum mechanical behavior of macroscopic objects. Moreover, the accelerated vibration and/or spin of charged matter may generate high power / high frequency gravitational waves which can be used in a variety of applications, such as advanced field propulsion, namely the design of a workable space drive.
Therefore, it may be feasible to propel a hybrid craft equipped with an HFGWG, by producing high frequency gravitational waves which in turn generate their own gravitational fields upon which the craft would propagate in a ‘wave-surfing’ fashion.




Red Herring....

I came to realize that the two baseball base knapsack looking fenders I have were best kept untied and on hand in case of unintentionally getting too close to another vessel, to avoid any potential accidents, and that I have to acquire three plastic bubble fenders, longish.... For docking, tying onto side of vessel. The next planned trip is with a couple of American guys from the Swedenborg church, both preachers, Todd from Pennsylvania, a buddy of mine, and Howard, whom I haven't met or spoken with but have met and spoken with his wife, also from Pennsylvania I think. Todd mentioned attending a previous date I offered for sailing saying Howard couldn't attend that date so I postponed til the 29th. I'm interested to make Howard's acquaintance.... This returns us to the previous joke posted, referring to someone called Howard....  


https://youtu.be/o4eO7SIZ45Y




Finally, as a Florida judge overturns the United States EPA mask mandate, a Perth, Australia woman takes an entirely different, less legalistic approach:

https://youtu.be/p6GkY1Re3mE



This lady was driving too fast.... Will anti gravity technology lead to a spike in speeding tickets???

https://youtu.be/qmR9_4PYDLg




Monday, April 18, 2022

The Red Herring, two sails up, first time ever

 Cue the boat music:

https://youtu.be/0iIAHTmnujU



Wow what a cracking day....


On Sunday night Alex and I slept on the Red Herring and practiced tying bowline knots upon waking up. Alex says before sleeping also. The next morning we moved the Red Herring under motor to my mooring from its usual mooring which is actually the seller's mooring. 


From there we raised the topsail for the first time. Some postings ago I mentioned an extremely dopey Tom Hanks movie, the airport or something, and how the hooks (are called hanks) on the clew or leech (can't remember which but it's the front side) of the sail. These hanks hook onto the front shroud with like ten hooks (hanks).


So we hooked the hanks on, Alex and I and the appropriate halyard hook on the eyelet and tied our bowline knots on another eyelet (I was super strong in trigonometry in school). Anyway it turned out we did it upside down. So we fixed that, raised the mainsail and motored a little way into the broad swathe of water that constitutes Pittwater and off we went.


(More boat music)

https://youtu.be/VaFcg2zR2TU


There's a helluva lot more speed to collect with two sails on and if the wind is right you're really moving. It's extremely pleasant. Imagine instead of Genghis Khan watching your enemies dying everywhere around you you're just a simple Benji enjoying your boat like crazy.


Or not. Knot. Anyway the girls left home around an hour later, went shopping for some food and rode on down to a nearby wharf a few knots away, so like a couple hours later I'm pulling in to do my first wharf docking without any serious help, apart from my son who's 9 and is pretty helpful. Horrendously I had tied the knapsack baseball base looking fenders too high up and they provided me basically zero protection from banging into the wharf. Perhaps miraculously, it appears the Red Herring suffered no serious damages and I pulled off a stunningly flawless maneuver with seeming mastery and panache. 


More relevant boat music:

https://youtu.be/xQ9X8q_JKEw


The girls stepped on easily, las dos hijas and they mom. Very convenient for them as they'd just arrived. I think I could have done even better avoiding banging the dock by jumping onto shore and manhandling the boat with more aplomb and mastery but anyway I pulled off a beautiful maneuver and the girls stepped on for the first time with they momma (they'd both stepped on there at that wharf some weeks ago when I had some help from a more experienced sailor buddy, without they momma), as if it were nothing (previously the threesome had only climbed on from a little mini boat/kayak. Really the fenders weren't hanging low enough and it was a blunder. But all's well that ends well.


We caught tremendous gusts after that and were really racing along towards the ocean at a real clip. What a great day! I love sailing! They're going to play Shakespeare's 'much ado about nothing' at the local sailing club where we moored after all that, the Avalon sailing club, in two weekends time, actual players I believe.


Also a boat had sunk there today out front of said sailing club. Barely two yards from the bow on were sticking out of the water like an iceberg. I'm perplexed and nonplussed by it. 


Well we really dodged a bullet at that wharf basically without any fender protection. Amazing.






Saturday, April 16, 2022

Ukraine/ Russia, Benji's take....

 

So when the Russian government just said, there will be unpredictable consequences for supporting Ukraine, what they mean is: these sons of bitches just sank nukes on our destroyer. It's like when our nuclear submarine sank! Nukes on the ocean floor.


Anyway, lots of stiff resistance to america in Iraq, Vietnam and Afghanistan. Same for Russia in Afghanistan and now Ukraine. That's the way the cookie crumbles and everyone can spin it how they want. There are long term issues here, the ownership of Russian oligarch's super yachts (worth billions). The ownership of Russian used jumbo jets, currently seized by Russia but actually belonging to private companies (worth billions no doubt).


Breakdown in relationships between various international companies (not Russian) with other big multinational corporations (Russian). 


Did Putin have too much power and feel emboldened by the vacuum of power that Biden represents? I can tell you my father studied at the ICADE economics and law faculty in Madrid, for his tertiary studies. This is considered a prestigious organization in Spain. Many of his classmates went on to head up major organizations like Mercedes Benz, as CEOs or very senior management like that. My sister in Spain, my only surviving immediate family member, told me she only works with CEOs now, as an English language teacher in Madrid, like she couldn't be fussed working with a lower rank. I understand that. I'm not especially fond of the kind of toxic people senior management may consist of, but I do not think it can be worse than the toxic women I imagine Australia's media to consist of, in the main.


Just as the Spaniards consider ICADE prestigious, I thought Australia had something prestigious to aspire to, but like my father, I became disillusioned. He with the movers and shakers in Spain and myself with the media class in Australia, especially the women in Australia in general, the ones that divorce and blame men for everything and try to cheat with other women's husbands from spite. It takes integrity for people to be realistic with themselves about who they really are and I don't think Putin or the women of Australia's media, finger pointing preachy people that they are, can do it.


Sometimes it's so easy to see other peoples' faults, but not our own.


See this Russian mother and son, I completely understand them:


Russian soldier in Ukraine talks to his mom back in Russia:

https://youtu.be/iD1OJiHQYKg


Look man my own kids' grandma is a Russian babushka like this lady. With such a weak and broken and impractical mother, I had to make a point of finding a strong, capable woman who could make a good income and bear and take care of kids. I did not want some stupid entitled lady but a girl I could train, like the Blink 182** song says. My experience in life, as Joseph Stalin's (my older brother) punching bag*; dealing with all these toxic female scumbags of the west in Australia, the more career earnings the worse they get; living in Bulgaria two years where everyone is so smug with their Russians know better psychology....

 

all I can say is, Russia isn't going to be strong without being rich. And Russia was nowhere near rich enough when it invaded Ukraine. Russia should be at least five or six times richer than it is now, and taking on Germany and America and Britain is just too much. No point. Get rich and diversify the economy and stash away mountains of nickel and precious metals. Russia is absolutely sitting on a gold mine of natural resources. They shouldn't be trying to dispossess Ukraine out of her resources in Donbas. That's a war Russia started when they annexed Ukraine. Now the Russians are just shooting themselves in the foot and paying a price. I think this cleptocrat leadership cadre in Russia are just too much. Robber barons as Lao Tzu would say. They're going to lead Russia astray. The Russians are altogether out of sync and out of awareness with their own history and altogether too prone to telling lies and being jealous of America, same as the Arabs.


* Bro if you had my brother for a brother, eight years older, pretty sure you'd figure out if he was Joseph Stalin or not pretty quick bro. Stinking to high hell, totally sick with it bro. 


** Blink 182 teaches the masses about training they girlfriend, y'all. Dance a jig to it bitches:

https://youtu.be/xIEs1jls1yU


Terrorists blow up a train in Madrid in 2004... Indisputable...

https://youtu.be/QERM52exdNo

 

Questionable, first date is a better Blink 182 song to dumpweed..... Hmmm

https://youtu.be/vVy9Lgpg1m8



Easter weekend / Red Herring with two sails up

 

What's up? Just did a few shifts in the bus in a row like three or four days. Having next two days off then Tuesday thru Saturday inclusive so nothing off til Sunday next week after these two days.


I booked a hotel nearby work and my boat for the Mrs and the girls for tomorrow night as it's Easter and there's a four day weekend. It's the Newport mirage, next to the Newport Arms bar. Now haven't been in the Newport Arms yet however it's understood there's a public wharf behind it and I'm interested to see if I can slip onto it with my boat.


This maneuver with a boat (tying onto a wharf) looks easy when you watch an experienced person, however for someone like me, damaging the hull is a real possibility so I really need to carefully practice this maneuver. I'm not really worried about the rope tying, it's more a matter of gently maneuvering the boat with the motor carefully to the wharf without banging into it too abruptly. I have two fenders to tie onto the boarding side of the boat which buffers the bang between the wharf and hull. On my boat these two fenders are like double thick and strong baseball bases but on other boats they're commonly plastic full of air, quite buoyant and bouncy. I have a plastic fender like this also for the stern like if you tie a rowboat to the stern it protects the hull from bashing onto that.


Also I haven't raised the topsail (front sail) yet. So far only the mainsail and I was lucky not to get killed by a flying boom so I've learned the danger of this first hand.


In coming weeks my short term skill goals are practicing slipping on and off wharves and sailing with the two sails up (and keeping the mainsail boom hooked on so it doesn't swing and kill me or someone else).


I'll most likely be bringing guests about in coming weeks, non family folks, male buddies, so I want to get up to speed. I'm also looking forward to night sailing and sailing into the ocean in coming months.


Really I should probably look at getting another fender. I also have a USB charger which sticks into the boat's cigarette lighter socket and today I purchased an actual electrical socket which sticks into the cigarette lighter and provides 150 watts electrical wall socket (which in Australia are like the ones in China.)


I'm having issues with windows 10 and want to revert to windows 7. Ideally I'm hoping 150 watts can charge my laptop computer so I can fix it and permanently keep it on the Red Herring.


I'm still warming up to all this boating jazz. I'm not going to shell out 100 grand or more for a shit-hot yacht if I'm not up to it. The Red Herring is the perfect test vehicle to see if I can manage long distance sailing. Obviously by year's end I should be sailing to Sydney Harbour from Pittwater and back.


Tonight would be a good night to initiate my first nighttime maneuver on the Red Herring as it's a full moon. However it's been a long week and I'd prefer to probably just hunker down and sleep. Dormir primo. 

 Gonna head over now, from work it's a ten minute drive but I'll stop to get water.


Moments later, I did do the nighttime maneuver. I found the Red Herring has a working stern white light however I'm not sure if it's compliant with the regulations. Certainly too much light causes inability to see much as your eyes can't adjust to the dark. Especially when there's plenty of moonlight. Will have to research this issue.




Friday, April 15, 2022

Can I have things a cisgender first lady might say to an old white guy president for $800 Mr T?

 

Can I have things a cisgender first lady might say to an old white guy president for $800 Mr T?


This cisgender first lady of the former president of the rotary club gave him some helpful advice....


What is, don't put it out with your boots, Ted!

https://youtu.be/o_F_e4Bznzk


Correct.


Give me things a cisgender first lady might say to an old white guy president for $400.


I'll shake Biden's hand, and talk shop with Senator Feinstein

 Shaking Biden's hand, the invisible horseman, farlee, farlee, farlee, farlee!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/NWT-flPxdrA


Amigos (para siempre), you might have noticed Benji is an Ossie Spaniard, not an American. This means American stuff like prom, JV teams, thanksgiving, valedictorian speechless, lacrosse, whitesox, redsox, so many Sox.... Benjis all like, what? Huh? Is that a soccer team in La Liga? Can Victorians kick that around a cricket oval in the winter in July? Huh? What's a letterman exactly? Do I need it to bash someone's head in with a cricket bat or a baseball bat? Just too much Americana, why aren't they even speaking Spanish?


With so many questions it's no surprise Biden is looking around for Benji's hand to shake and Senator Feinstein may or may not have long term lingerie or lingering shingles or a roof rack or something.


So Benji is going to simplify everything for everyone whether they have herpes or her peas....


1) this is the food group, it's Constitutional and American as apple pie:

https://youtu.be/rISYCquFeI8

It's also worth mentioning the world could soon be facing a food crisis however this would not effect America's ability to get any of the food group except possibly corn. If Biden stops touting corn for fuel and rebuilds keystone pipeline asap. Corn might not be CORNered. Berries like strawberry should be aok in America, especially since Biden left the border open, plenty of farm labor.


2) this is TI, he's all American host of jeopardy, been at it for decades, what you need to know:

https://youtu.be/N5lIWti4VUw

Loves berries. Loves knapsacks.


3) this is rapper the Game, also American as apple pie:

https://youtu.be/JY0Ag0fMxz8


Key takeaways: sits on tubes, same as nascar drivers


That's all anyone including Biden, CIA, Feinstein, etc need to know, briefing over, dismissed.


Also don't just put a flag there Biden can't walk through like one if those hippy drape doors, think about his generation.....


Just drape it up y'all....

https://youtu.be/nUN6NZ2Lx3A






Ukraine war and covid pandemic spell higher food prices for poor nations

 Fertilizer prices 2 to 5 times higher, crops may not be planted in many cases....

https://youtu.be/0YQRf1zfnT4


If you remember the Arab spring and the french revolution, a lot of rioting and crazy shit happens based on peoples' stomachs start growling.


The potential for rioting in Africa and the middle east is rising. Unlike the CIA I'm not worried about Putin going nuclear, I am worried about a global food crisis in 6-12 months.


This is the kind of thing that can hit poor countries pretty hard.


Thursday, April 14, 2022

Popping the trunk: how Irish scientists painstakingly analyse Irish Oak trees to study climate over the past 7500 years

 Fascinating:

https://youtu.be/cKUz5Vjq9-s



That's where one Oak at!

https://youtu.be/lEKOWKcUxdU

Fox and Friends live blog.... I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina what's up????

 

Pete goes where Google and Twitter won't, he quotes crazy NYC subway shooter:


'oh black Jesus, please kill the white man....'


Cue Troy McClure...

https://youtu.be/zR_4h5A5z_A

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

Left wing America not a fan of Putin and Russia

 

Once the war broke out I broke my embargo of left wing media just in case they were reporting actual verifiable facts about the war I needed to know. If you've heard South Carolina electoral college members yell out President Camacho is a dick, that's been my opinion of Tucker** Carlson since the war broke out, persona non grata. Also memorable in that scene is how president Camacho arrests attention immediately after that, using a machine gun. That will bring me to my next joke.

I got a solution, you're a dick!!!! South Carolina what's up????

https://youtu.be/nEu_C2tAoN8        ***



The biggest problem facing America is illegal drug use and also critically important in this regard is how illegal drugs are corrupting academia and causing education specialists and professors to attempt increasingly schizophrenic topics to kids, generally due to overusing acid and ecstasy and marijuana and the like. There needs to be actual legislation to help people in these industries doing the right thing, being taken over by druggies.


This is a perfect, very recent, example of left wing American media and academia unable to make any sense due to drug use or actual idiocy:

https://youtu.be/4AwWrw9xs8A


Now a lot of stories are breaking about Putin purging 150 FSB agents but how would western folks know about it to begin with? Anyway it leads me to my next joke, why aren't there any freedom fries in the following food group announcement:


https://youtu.be/rISYCquFeI8


Answer: because the dick Tater didn't turn up to work. 


Telling jokes has proven to provide levity in many scenarios, I know my brother Joseph Stalin was extremely fond of watching MASH over many, many* years and extremely endeared to that particular humour. Here's an example of someone telling a joke:

https://youtu.be/o4eO7SIZ45Y


That joke wasn't that funny, kind of like when druggy academics make incoherent statements like in the video clip above (or below if you're upside down). This joke is better:

https://youtu.be/M3isrIwVckM


We have a book by Alan Alda at my current workplace library, never stuff your dog. I won't mention anything my old buddy FDR once said (about Joe, classified).



* Note, the dual use of the word many was not meant to allude to the police chief in the police academy franchise movies from the 1980s

** Don't forget tucker means food in some parts of Australia

*** Speaking of burrito covers, most popular song about that ever: https://youtu.be/dVQPmtjHzh4









Movie review: the Bad Guys (2022)


    After a lifetime of legendary heists, notorious criminals Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Mr. Piranha, Mr. Shark and Ms. Tarantula are finally caught. To avoid a prison sentence, the animal outlaws must pull off their most challenging con yet -- becoming model citizens. Under the tutelage of their mentor, Professor Marmalade, the dubious gang sets out to fool the world that they're turning good.


The big bad wolf rescues a kitten from a palm. Like the kitten, he loves a scratch behind the ear....


https://youtu.be/rISYCquFeI8




Monday, April 11, 2022

Envelope please, and the winner is.... drum roll.... TI: 'drag you out that Bentley coupe and take it to the chop shop'

  

TI niggers*:

https://youtu.be/DUgjbe_9-To


The pan Slavic word for God (the one God) seems to be fairly universal:   'bog'

https://youtu.be/OjWaJKtdpgA








* The term 'niggaz' here would not be appropriate

Sunday, April 10, 2022

Ukraine war, Benji's perceptions

 Benji vision®:

https://youtu.be/Sl5fM24mfRk


It's generally agreed at this point the Russian strategy is to focus on the two eastern breakaway regions and even try encircling the Ukrainian army dug in in trenches on the western side of said provinces.


In terms of logistics, this report of a Lithuanian chap delivering military aid via Poland exemplifies the kind of resistance and ad hoc mobilization that is arising organically to resist Russia. And apart from that major NATO powers like America and Britain are also arming Ukraine through their channels.


Russian tactics seem to be resting on killing civilians and destroying civilian property. The Russians are demonstrating a preposterous and unbalanced advantage at delivering devastating artillery shelling from various sources: military on the ground in tanks or armoured vehicles, from the sea and ground outside of Ukraine through surface to air (to surface) (SAM) missiles. This has been Russia's greatest advantage by far so far this war. This is not a way for an army on the ground to defeat another army on the ground, going house to house killing civilians or bombing civilians and history shows Nazi Germany lost the battle of Britain it might have won by focusing on bombing civilians in London in order to sow terror and chaos. In fact, if Hitler had not been allowed to override his generals it's likely they would have focused on destroying Britain's airbases and factories producing fighter planes.


When peace inevitably comes to this region, we are going to see Ukraine adopt the euro currency like Spain and France (and Germany) and receive massive funding from the EU to rebuild its shattered cities, I would think. Certainly Germany and Japan built back beautifully after worse bombing from the allies in world war two. The history of warfare is full of attacks on civilians. I know Alexander the great offered cities like Tyre to surrender and if they obstinately refused then the civilians were treated as the Russians treat the Ukrainians.


I'm a little perplexed as to Russia's precise objectives and it seems to me the Russians are wholeheartedly behind their leadership, as an entire population and they have a legitimate concern about their security, with regards to certain specific things, however beyond that I cannot understand their precise objectives. On the battlefield as it now looks, this means how long is Odessa safe? How can Ukraine export wheat to her usual customers in Northern Africa and what is being done by the EU to facilitate export through Poland? I can imagine it's dangerous to truck exports out and the train system is working full stretch to evacuate citizens. Certainly Russia could have disabled Ukraine's trainlines twenty times from Sunday by now and it's also surprising the Ukrainians have not yet drone bombed Russia's train lines around Ukraine (in Russia and Belorussia). Ukraine certainly has the potential for this with their drones. These are critical supply lines.


Russia's military losses. While Russians demonstrated unquestionable adaptability and resolve and success after the Nazi German invasion in world war two, it's unquestionable they can do the same in this new confrontation they have chosen. I do not think they are going to be hurt by the loss of Netflix. I'm wondering how we can avoid the question of Russia's objectives in this war. What is going to make them feel secure in terms of NATO. Clearly they are accelerating Ukraine's joining the EU and it's unclear why Ukraine should feel the need to surrender any of their land to Russia since they never planned on invading Russia or allowing Germany to invade Russia. In fact Germany is militarising like crazy since this war broke out.


Finland is likely to join NATO soon. A flaw in the design of the Russian T72 tank means that the ammunition stored within the tank has no protective shield to stop it blowing up when the tank is attacked correctly. The American Abrams tank will not do this. The Russian 'grad' missile launcher (not sure if that's the correct name for it) has been an easily observable example of Russia's overwhelming artillery power cited above, however the T72 has not due to it's weakness. It is especially weak as the Russian command and control so far has not focused on defeating Ukraine's army but just smashing up civilian targets approximately 90% of the time from what I can see. See Benji Vision® above.



Thursday, April 7, 2022

Benji finds a new host

 

Virus like, Benji reinserted himself into a new American talk radio show today. The new host is 97.1fm,  St Louis MO. The guest talker is Bat Guy. I'm guessing in Missouri they have possums as well as my local area (including my house). They have moles, we don't have that, however when I was a child, mole was a common pejorative word for girls as we didn't use the word bitch, but actually mole. 

I probably should have asked about mold in my boat (been so rainy lately, been a problem), but my mind was really locked in on the bat that was circling my house at night times around the time coronavirus came out (late 2019), it was crapping on my car. The Missouri guys seemed to understand my speech okay, notwithstanding my non local accent, and my kids making a lot of noise in the background, first morning going back to school after they all got coronavirus.


We're on the Mark Reardon at 752am local (Sydney time) after a caller called in about possums. I didn't know they had them much in America.  We have one that runs across the roof of my house and less frequently, garage.




 https://www.audacy.com/971talk/news/national/economist-prices-have-gone-up-and-theyre-going-up-higher

Rallying around the czar: Russian patriots reel from Napoleon's invasion of Moscow (Moskva), reminisce their grandparents successes against the invading Sweeds

 History, invading European Russia...

https://youtu.be/mdzkV5meLY0

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

It's got what plants crave...

Electrolytes cuz.... what plants crave....

https://youtu.be/kAqIJZeeXEc


Thank you Baltimore...

https://youtu.be/rISYCquFeI8





Tuesday, April 5, 2022

Tragedy in 19th century Maine.... / Germany repositioning itself towards Russia as war atrocities mount

 

Rural girl, 13, Emmeline, is sent from farm to cotton factory, falls pregnant to older guy. Baby is fostered out and her family back home don't learn of it. She eschews marriage even though everyone getting married by 22 back on the farm. In her early 30s she's still an old maid. Unbeknownst to her her son, fostered out when she was 13, returns to her as a tenant in her boarding house. As frequently happens in these kinds of very rare situations, the two hit it off, catching up for all the lost years, and fall in love. They marry, then his foster family learn the mistake....


https://youtu.be/1CVcZ_8HPuY


Germany considering sending more weapons to Ukraine, expels over 36 Russian diplomats, announces more sanctions...

https://youtu.be/io3EH0beklk



Saturday, April 2, 2022

Mark Putnam: the only FBI agent convicted of homicide. Served ten years, remarried on release.

 Dr Grande's take on Mark Putnam:

https://youtu.be/nxn8PKLHNgk


12 minutes forty seconds into former FBI agent and FBI spokesperson and meeter of Jim Comey, compiling this podcast around the time Comey was fired. Speaking with the FBI agent responsible for investigating the crime (and working with the movie producers making a movie about it), the thing that comes to my mind is strangling someone to death. This is how agent Putnam killed his Appalachian trash druggy informant he screwed about five times in two weeks. I never studied criminology much even just on my own, although I do enjoy studying it informally just by watching these kinds of videos. I'm not sure what the experts say although I did meet a criminologist socially not that long ago and he definitely was a gay guy into a lot of gay sex, exclusively with men, from what I could see. It's understood the Alvarezes I'm related to would always choose suicide over homosexuality* ha ha. In fact, when mom and pops were alive, together they were very macho encouraging people so I could bring a girl home to meet them or just jet off and shack up with a girl like the aspiring FBI agent from Washington that was the first girl I ever lived with like a couple. I mean there was a crippling depression prior to jetting off and severe alcoholism and hashish use post jetting off and a meeting with an attractive young looking ETA terrorist by the looks of it (just say no like Nancy Reagan said). Stories and analysis aside, this is a case about self control. If you're going to kill your girlfriend in a premeditated way you probably wouldn't strangle her so I'm guessing there wasn't premeditation. However if I were a judge, I'd be aware of a law enforcement officer's awareness of procedure and how to hide a crime. In any case, strangling strikes me as a very deliberate thing, like hanging or throwing a toaster in a bathtub. Also with strangling, why didn't this guy just stop? Anyway it will be interesting to see what the podcaster says about it as she's a black lady and wouldn't be blamed for white guy club-ness. We'll see....


https://youtu.be/pgE0Cfre6BY


* This does not preclude an Alvarez actually having sex (with the opposite sex) with an openly gay extremely gay person. I have shared beds with at least two homosexual girls who were happy to share their bed with me but reluctant to actually do anything there with me. Similarly I would also have tried getting to first and second bases with some fuggen shlut, however there's no accounting for gay behavior.


Anyway that turned out to be a pretty interesting interview with Putnam's investigator, Huggins. I now understand Putnam had no homicidal tendencies but was stuck with this lady, he felt, after one of his colleagues drove her to his motel after she was bitching and complaining about him getting her pregnant. Obviously he didn't have a spare hundred thousand dollars just to give her as a dowry as a second wife, or even fifty thousand dollars, probably she would have been happy with that. I guess his mistake was going inside her after she became a kind of mini wife to him and he just used her as a mistress or something. Kind of like me and that aspiring FBI agent girl, I guess I gave her a dowry in the Arabic sense of the word but it wasn't very financial. I don't know, this Putnam killed his second wife in a fit of passion really. He suffered terrible remorse and misgivings and probably in part kept mum about the murder to avoid embarrassing the FBI and causing a stir and upsetting his first wife. This case eventually killed her as she died at 38 from a heart attack.


Yeah that aspiring FBI agent girl from Washington was something else. That's one of only two girlfriends I had confrontations with, and both of those women had issues. My spouse is one big confrontation and a source of misery for me. And look what misery the Russians are causing to Ukraine. Truly Russians are best at producing misery perhaps. Probably that's why they say Russians love to suffer. I wouldn't be surprised if the FSB is trying to kill Putin now, as he's been diagnosed with cancer. I'd definitely give him a shot of air from a syringe if I were his doctor, the guy is causing absolute misery in Ukraine and dragging Russia backwards. If anyone from the FSB is listening, please feel free to give him a shot from an air filled syringe and go watch a James Bond movie, come on man.


Ok let's look at this:

https://youtu.be/o6_SGOYOI2c


I'm aligned with law enforcement in general in that I'm anti drug. The aspiring FBI agent girl I was cohabiting with like little lovebirds, would actually chastise me for smoking hashish saying she'd have to take a lie detector when applying to the FBI for a job and it would make her look bad. Also she'd have to clear a six foot high fence and she was only four feet ten inches. A woman! Anyway I think these American law enforcement types are silly with their dependence on lie detector tests. Reminds me of McMurphy in One flew over the cuckoo's nest telling Martini not to count the various parts of the Q for Queen card. Definitely it's best not to talk to law enforcement if they want you to depose something but rather get lawyered up immediately and say nothing. Especially with American law enforcement. Looking back, considering how things played out in my life, it's strange to say that being charged with assaulting a cop probably worked to my advantage.


Anyway I was saying I'm aligned with law enforcement in my anti drug position. Drugs are everywhere now, amongst the rich and poor. Where I hate them most is amongst academics at universities, and students there. Next I most hate that the entire profession of psychiatry and psychology is full of drug users and are unchecked in their basically homicidal tendencies to slowly kill their patients with pharmaceutical drugs. It's all one big gaslighting clusterfuck and there are no checks and balances to see who's a sociopath and psychopath amongst the psychiatrists. It's always about them pointing the finger of blame at others. I can see this becoming a bigger problem in the future as climate events and misfortunes and societal malfunction in general will cause more and more people to seek mental health care.


This isn't to say that mental health issues aren't real. But that the current model of discreetly drugging people up is not working. Sadly, many crazy people are not prepared to face the reality of what is wrong with their life and are in complete denial. Still they maintain a kind of innocent madness to them. Unfortunately, the world is frequently populated with rascals anxious to gaslight out of insecurity, this is certainly the case in Australia anyway, although not necessarily in America and elsewhere. 



Check out Honey Rider:

https://youtu.be/FQXnfjBd-hA