https://youtu.be/Uhx2d6KqOQU
Talent comes in all shapes and sizes, does my legal advisor have talent?
Dear Trish,
My name is Sam Lee, I'm acting as a legal advisor to your brother Benjamin. Please accept my condolences for the loss of your mother who passed away recently on the 30th July 2020. I have been in contact with Benjamin this morning and he is in receipt of your email from today. Going forward, I will be your contact person for all matters and inquiries you may have with regard to your brother, Benjamin.
Benjamin had advised me that the relationship between the two of you has been expremely poor for most of your lives and that he does not feel that having direct dealings with you, generally speaking, will be beneficial to his well-being, on the whole. Furthermore, he is under legal advice not to have any dealings written or otherwise with NSW Health and especially Blacktown West Mental Health with regard to your late mother. As his legal advisor, I'd also like to request that you refrain from having any of your personal acquaintances in Australia contact Benjamin for any reason, going forward, for legal reasons. My understanding is that future emails you may send to Benjamin may not be read so please contact me at this address to resolve the outstanding matter of your late mother's Estate.
Benjamin has instructed me to forward you the certifications appertaining to your mother's passing and to let you know that your mother was cremated a few days after her passing. Any arrangements you make to commemorate her passing with your loved ones is purely your own affair and Benjamin will not be involved in any of those affairs in the foreseeable future. Benjamin is aware of your desire to possess your mother's ashes and will endeavor to facilitate that to you at a future unspecified point. Benjamin has also advised me that he will be forwarding you a package in the mail this week containing photographs and souvenirs of your late mother.
Probate proceedings with the NSW Supreme Court have commenced and I will be in contact with you, in due course, regarding your role to play in those proceedings in the coming weeks and months. Benjamin has advised me that your mother's Last Will and Testament has been located and you are the beneficiary of fifty per cent of the Estate, along with Benjamin who is the beneficiary of the other fifty per cent. If you have any questions regarding disbursements, costings, proceedings, and the like, please contact me at this address. Benjamin has noted that you were generally unsatisfied with the handling of your late brother's, Jose Alvarez Estate, on his passing in February 2017, and wishes to pass you his condolences for your loss. Benjamin does not admit any legal wrongdoing in the matter of your late brother's Estate.
Please accept again my condolences for your losses and direct any future inquiries to me going forward,
Sam Lee
Legal Advisor
Finally, you may have seen the umpteenth version of a true story coming all over a Hollywood movie, somewhat recently in the form of 'Bombshell' Roger Ailes sex scandal Fox News. Yes it's really a movie! With Hollywood scrotes in it abounding.
But how about Bombshell 2, Jedediah goes all werewolf? Right? I'll probably work on the movie poster soon. Jedediah has closet werewolf written all over her. I can see her gorging on Chinese blood in central park with a muzzle and shanks and a furry coat. Picture snow, screams, a wolf gorging on entrails. Mmm sequel.
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