Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Sick as a coy oaat

Errr.... Coyote

As Cedric the bat does his laps crapping outside, he's real.

Had to get someone else to drive bus back to depot

Fever, headache, weak, wobbly legs, great need for sleep. Sore to swallow a little. Could actually just be tonsillitis again as had it three times in last quarter of last year and always starts with sore throat. Will get tested mañana. Por la mañana, probably for covid too.


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Monday, March 30, 2020

Interesting model: the case in Sweden

100 deaths, no lockdowns no social distancing, no worries mate? Schools are not out for summer it's bidness as usual

https://youtu.be/dhTbTC2TiBM

The numbers will tell in a few weeks.

California 4700 confirmed cases as of last Friday night. Heat could be retarding its spread.


Speaking of scandanavia, try hold cold therapy, if no sauna then just in the shower, it can boost your immune system:

https://youtu.be/EFRwnhfWXxo

I tried it today in the shower and it seems promising. First real hot, then super cold, alternating. The more exercise you've been doing the more white cells get activated. Could save a visit to the hospital in case of covid pneumonia.

Well I definitely feel like I'm getting something, possibly more strep throat as my tonsils feel like they might start flaring up. If it's this covid I guess I'd know within next two days. Going to try napping before work today, late start around 3pm. All my housework done.

Bravo NBC news for being adequate. If reporting on churches try covering churches doing all services online. That's what's happening in Australia now.

Saturday, March 28, 2020

Absolutely lock NYC down Mr President no question

NEWS.com.au: Coronavirus world live updates: Donald Trump considers New York quarantine.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-world-live-updates/live-coverage/baf3c04cedd3db409d1eb60e28366b6f


Didn't I say don't dither? Can't see why non effected counties can't go back to work before the whole economy goes into depression. Make highly effected counties lockdown also like Louisiana New Orleans and outlaw travel to moderately effected counties also. Tell everyone to wear a mask. Don't be scared of the dopes at MSNBC they're all batshit crazy.

Quarantine all those hotspots for weeks until things are on the decline otherwise shy Mexican will leave to go anywhere including Alaska and spread that around everywhere. It's an absolute no brainier and don't say it's only for two weeks either. Tell every state to introduce quarantine and ban visitors from ANY hotspot State. Let them stay indoors in their own hotspot State. Tell non effected States to go back to work, essential services and whoever wants to work. Tell everyone to maintain six feet apart and wear a mask and wipe everything down. Not shutting down hotspot States is practically a crime of ommission.

CRISPR fighting viruses:

https://youtu.be/lQaWh8VLkiU

Getting a murcielago

https://youtu.be/iJ2jDPgvbTY


Guys bats are another stunning testimony to the unfathomable greatness of the Almighty Creator.

They are flying repositories of all manner of viruses because they have their inflammatory response set to low and other cellular triggers set high, specifically ribonuclease L.... You'd think a cure for the common cold and other Corona viruses lies in manipulating this natural immune response to make it quicker and stronger:




I can tell you that I have been a full time driver, public passenger vehicle for more than the last ten years. I've given cab rides to American soldiers in the middle of their Afghan tours, one of them I became friends with. Anyone you can think of, cruise ship passengers on two hundred day tours from Florida, cops galore and their families and friends, you name it. I'm constantly being bombarded with a never-ending stream of other people's germs and breathing, especially moreso as a bus driver but most definitely as a taxi driver. Also using alot of commonly used door handles etc. As a result I've noticed I've had a lot of headaches, sweating episodes, cold sweats, cold chills, fevers. Feverish sweats, occasionally sharp pains, headaches galore. Sneezes, coughs. Three painful bouts of strep throat late last year heading into summer. Common for me to sweat and have headaches while I burn through other people's germs. Generally I just take aspirin once a month on average or some ibuprofen also for muscular and back pain as bus driving is very corporeal, again once every six weeks or two months in average.

Amazing fact: viruses can and do lay dormant in bats' organs waiting for them to become weakened before triggering into action. I'm told my tonsils are probably already loaded full of viruses due to three continuous bouts of tonsillitis strep throat last year. They just sit there waiting to activate.


Coronavirus in Europe facts: over 300,000 cases, almost 19,000 dead. Highly contagious, death rate around 6% mostly old people.

Friday, March 27, 2020

Marshall law around the corner? Army of Ben

Hey guys, the solution is everyone wear a mask and bleach regularly all surfaces commonly touched, along with frequent handwashing. If this were enacted I'm sure everyone could go back to work soon like Trump (rightly) wants.

However, we've all seen how dangerous the corrupt universities have become, like a dangerous cancer on society, suppressing talent and promoting hypocrisy, stupidity and cowardice.

Therefore it's likely the so-called educated will not cotton on in the west due to stupidity and delusions of grandeur.

Therefore from here on my comments on media personalities will now take a more Marshall tone. Think drill Sargent screaming.

For example Hoda and Ms Guthrie will be classed as stupid dumb bitches which is like Private in the regular military however beneath that there's dumb ugly bitch and incredibly dumb ugly bitch and worse still unbelievably dumb ugly bitch which is where the View registers, including Cindy McCain who must be a real dumb bitch to congregate there. Bitches and blokes will be labeled 'temporarily adequate' or 'adequate' if they're able to make sense for a day or so. Dudes that are eye candy for needy or extremely horny housewives no longer home alone will be referred to as 'likely rape victim in jail', eg David from ABC news.

It goes without saying at any given point someone can be labeled a turd, shitfuck turd, pretty boy, horsecum guzzler, dumbass, shit for brains, etc. Not everything will be literal, ie., an order for a potential jail rape victim to stop working and get a manicure would not be a literal command. There won't be any compliments like on graduation day at college, being labelled adequate is the best you can hope for ATM.

WATCH this video:

https://youtu.be/GlzdZqSVbJ4

We're seeing with aforementioned dumbass horsecum guzzling stupid dumb bitches and co that they're repeating Communist Chinese Government's statistics like they're gospel, check out this report on 3500 urns delivered daily for past week to eight funeral homes in Wuhan for ash collection: simple math 56 x 3500 equals 196,000 urns. Not ten thousand dead like brainwashed crazy nutjob losers have been reporting inside and outside of the CCP.

Also, as someone with three cremated immediate family members I can guarantee these folks in China are not getting their family's ashes but whoever's ashes as nobody would be interested to take the trouble otherwise and probably not even a possibility with mass cremations.

Observe:

https://youtu.be/S2ME0KXYUd4

Don't forget major payne and do cough on each other when doing the three amigos salute or just whenever....

https://youtu.be/cXDsoM2QYqQ

Dismissed.

General Semonite on Maddow

(that's saun hannitys favorite person: Rachel Maddow)

https://youtu.be/xCsidYDqWo0


Now this channel: CHINA IN FOCUS is a real treasure trove. One estimate of deaths in China runs in the hundreds of thousands or over a million. Also with the Chinese hospital system it's the anti socialist: if you don't pay they will absolutely pull the plug on grandma no questions asked as noone is getting paid, no more ventilator and forget about logging that death as coronavirus coz that wouldn't fit with the official line. If you're squeamish about letting a dying person die sooner if not paying hospital bills, don't do business with China, figure out your ethics or embrace morbid hypocrisy.

https://youtu.be/KP6ru9aE8OM


This virus isn't going away that's for sure, the planet absolutely needs a breather from hosting all those dumb as hell parasites on it no doubt. This coronavirus is amazing, it can appear, disappear, reappear. Secret Communist Chinese documents, according to CHINA IN FOCUS state the asymptomatic rate is one in three. It's getting spread far and wide and you have to love that gasping death. Brilliant. See you later superfluous turds. Hope that's not too insensitive (not!).


Hey and guys, I mentioned everybody loves you when you're bi right?

https://youtu.be/EMprpu0et9M

Could be a great way to start having friends if you got none, just sayin'

Thursday, March 26, 2020

Distribute wealth to me you dumb slut! Benji responds to Britney's call for wealth distribution

Boing Boing: Britney Spears calls for wealth distribution and a general strike amidst coronavirus shutdown.
https://boingboing.net/2020/03/25/britney-spears-calls-for-wealt.html


Just post cash, diamonds and bling to Benji care of Maria Alvarez at 98 jersey Rd dharruk 2770 nsw. Australia


Thanks stupid

Elmhurst hospital in NYC cleared for takeoff: coronavirus starts to launch in NYC

Check out doctor Colleen Smith in NYC:

https://youtu.be/bE68xVXf8Kw

Talking heads all over American tv are extremely loveable coz they're bi but are they any good at their jobs?

Where is FEMA, the military, the White House? We know the mainstream media is preening bi and useless, that's for sure. Next two weeks in NYC are going to look like Italy and Spain, bring out your dead, put them in a refrigerated truck.

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Almost 1am Thursday in Washington DC...

Howdy, watching Laura or Shannon on fox news.... Heat map studies done in England show that the virus is doing especially well spreading at 6-11 degrees Celsius however this is unconfirmed. It definitely looks like NYC will be the next Spain and Madrid will become the world leader in dead people, for some mysterious unknown reasons

I'd be talking to the joint chiefs if I were Trump about deploying national guard to NYC. Alot of cops in NYC will get sick. Get more equipment to NYC.

Obviously those comments about the View ladies yesterday were meant in a real nice way, so friendly, reminds me of my relationship with my sister Trish, she's in Madrid now so on total lockdown.


Check out this outstanding source of news:

https://youtu.be/bTm94HwlfUQ

Joe Biden goes on the so called view talks to so called Whoopi, is therefore self defeatist about upcoming election

https://youtu.be/vsAgHWsEe20


Bro, the future is unclear, what's clear is that the so called view with Whoopi and co is for losers. Stay away from those losers bro if you even believe in your political future seriously. Bro women that horrible are why guys are looking to Bill Hemmer for inspiration vis potential dating partners.

Also avoid coronavirus, broken toilets and toxic waste dumps. Very disappointed to see you there Joe, maybe Donald was right and you are just a sleepy guy. Is whoopi comforting before a nap? Please bro, summon up some fire in the belly and stop hanging out with big dopes. Who can take you seriously bro if you're hanging out with major dope losers like that? The best thing the view ladies can do is get infected intentionally with coronavirus by flying to Lombardy and licking every stair railing in sight then slamming down a quart of horse cum, then they'd finally have something interesting to talk about.

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Benji on Trump, coronavirus

Choices:
https://youtu.be/ckz2JzamVP8

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Trump, like most Christians does not understand Christianity is not about everyone loving you when you're bi but by


Anyway here's what he's saying is wrong with socializing EMERGENCY PROTECTION EQUIPMENT (masks, gloves, etc). And it's not nationalizing it but really militarizing it, incentivizing it and Americanizing it ...

'call the leader of Venezuela and ask him how socialism went...'  (says Trump to a half filled room of journalists coz of social distancing, Jason Alexander from NBC is often by)

What bullshit. The Pentagon should start spending it's own budget on that stuff, how ridiculous, quibbling over an 'i' or a 'y' in by (or bi). Just ridiculous.
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Super spreader 40th birthday booms coronavirus infection in Connecticut

Super spreader party caused 40 fold infection spike

Phoebe Loomes
A well-heeled birthday get together has been dubbed “Party Zero” after its 50 guests left the event and scattered around the world spreading the coronavirus.
The 40th birthday party on March 5 in Westport in Connecticut in the US was attended by guests from across the US and one who was visiting from South Africa. According to reports from the Chicago Tribune and New York Times, the guests left after the party, scattering throughout the United States and across the world.
More than half of those who attended now have the coronavirus.

Despite being a social outcast his benjiness attended a BBQ last Saturday at someone's house with approximately 40 guests. I definitely practiced social distancing as I only wanted to talk to like two or three people and my kid didn't want to stay long anyway. These family backyard BBQs are now banned in Australia! Since last Sunday Auburn Anglican Church and probably many others are not congregating in person. The government here is even trying to ban gatherings of more than two people people! Bus drivers everywhere are going to be infected. Apparently it can spread in the air conditioning so I don't know why I'm not getting sick already. Probably just a matter of time. And my lungs are already all scarred up from smoking 23 years. Not looking forward to it. At least the ticket reader nearest driver and front seat has been shut down and they're saying they're disinfecting buses regularly. They've moved all the seating around in the meal room to distance everyone. I definitely prefer social distancing anyway even without a virus. It's so great all the stupid sports codes have been shut down, so lame. And instead of vacantly ranting about their idiot idols on reality TV, TV presenters are taking about viral spread instead of things going viral on Twitter, great improvement!

Left wing media in America going bi.... Trump not ready to take the plunge

Everybody loves left wing American media when it's bi:

https://youtu.be/EMprpu0et9M

Yo guys, Cuomo is right: nationalize PPE asap with the War Powers Act from the 50s and multiply production of PPE immediately. Don't dither Trump, get it done by end of Tuesday. Get proper advisors.


Monday, March 23, 2020

Coronavirus

Australia leading the world in testing numbers, USA going third world in that department:

"Australia is at over 557 per 100,000, Korea 549, UK 117, USA, 22, Austria, 265, France, 54.
"So along with Korea and Singapore, we are at the global forefront in terms of the breadth and width of our testing."

Big German company develops super fast and cheap test and begins mass producing it. Shrewd American company immediately acquires that German company. Mass producing fast tests and making them readily available to public pivotal.

In Spain over 65 year olds denied ventilators and given sedatives to ease pain of dying. Great time for governments (including medias) everywhere to remind people that flu epidemics yearly kill 400k globally and it's always good to draw up a Last Will and Testament.

Twelve year old girl in America goes onto ventilator and almost dying after getting coronavirus. Important to realize with regular flu numbers thousands of young people also dying. Good for global medias to push immune system building diets.

Friday, March 20, 2020

Draft: my great Australian poem: 'how I did long to hear "section ten"'


https://youtu.be/4TYv2PhG89A

Methinks a time before a grumpy and empty stomached Magistrate,
How grumpily she did remonstrate me.
Yet still after her stern lecture I did hear those blessed words issue forth: 'SECTION TEN!' she did fairly blast!
Cascading beneficently from her cheeks: 'section ten!' I hear it again in my memory.
With a happy swivel of my knee and ankle did I betake my exit, sojourning full well in the knowledge that her Honor's cry of 'section ten!' would see my stiff parking fine annulled.

Yea though the desert flower do only bloom once a century in certain breeds, and though I only heard the cry of 'section ten!' the one time,
Still methinks a time when I did yearn to hear it.
Cracking my neck and popping my knuckles I become the metaphorical quill dipped in ink. What know I of the Law? That is a matter for judges and lawyers, solicitors and advocates. They spend decades revelling in their concerns. I am a simple bus driver, a misunderstood breed. Our existence is to pass from one grey area of the traffic Law to the next, often into the black part of the Law, like elephants bundling their benches and riders through the jungle floor splashed with shadows and shafts of sunlight.
What do courtroom advocates know of the constant daily visititudes of little vehicles springing in front of you with no indication, causing you to make people tip over if you weren't already expecting that? Where  is the wildly reckless motorcyclist and speeding wide berth truck ready to sheer your side mirror at eighty kilometers an hour?
Mayhap some poor wretch from Cardiff sat in chains for a year, drifting across the oceans, starving from scurvy while rats nibbled his toes to the bone.
'Transportation!' the Magistrate did cry, crestfallen did his dry throat parch itself into a knot as he collapsed under the Sentence.
Such a terrible punishment, what care I for a four hundred dollar fine for running a red light? Does not New South Wales need more tunnels dug? Aren't her coffers full enough?
Heave you forward you sluggish beast! Did I fairly cry to the old bus' engine as the traffic light contemplated yellow. Barely a solitary meow did issue forth from the creaking engine while an eternity passed in the space of four seconds. Whole universes had been twinkled up in God's eye in less time. Still I could not beat the light!
Aren't I well aware of the empty stories of welfare mooches? Their  tired excuses for not paying their bus ride fairly  rendering themselves tired to my ears? Did I not wish to scold them: 'get a job!'? Are we not like Magistrates we bus drivers, well practiced to the cunning deceptions of the practiced fare evaders? But who stands for us? Only those who cannot sit beside us bewailing their life stories blow by painfully narcissistic  blow on their cell phones uncaringly loudly: forever. What Judge had to tolerate that indignity?
How I did long to hear, 'section ten.'


Just getting warmed up bitches
https://youtu.be/xYHJRhRym1U
To be continued

Reading all of the mean comments really hurts my feelings," Spears wrote

Britney watch with Benji. As Vegas is closed down señorita Spears may have too much time on her hands. I have to say Instagram looks like for total losers to me and obsessing about one's social media profile looks narcissistic and weak. I'm also disappointed to see all the young women and a lot of all the older women dressing like total prostitutes. However, since the Koran (& Russia) is anti gay, labelling gay as ignorant and there's alot of good looking guys out there, let's run through Ms Spears advantages over men when it comes to sex appeal, assuming you're a man:

1) tits
2) ass
3) curves
4) hair (kind of scary without it)
5) pretty face

Why is she getting caught up in all the narcissistic hysteria? It's a pity she never came to me I'd beat her into submission and happiness. That's what the Russians say: if he beats you it's coz he loves you. It's really true too. So if you're ever down lady, just remember i'd beat you black and blue in no time!

There's a classic old Italian move comes to mind. A super rich northern Italian lady married to some rich guy and a super poor southern Italian guy, also with a spouse and kids... The two get shipwrecked together on an island and the poor swarthy southern Italian starts beating her and screwing her, she can't get enough but then a helicopter takes her away at the end.... She couldn't turn her back on her life of wealth even though she was temporarily smitten with the southern Italian. The movie ends with him yelling at her 'whore!', 'whore!' from a pier as she takes off in her helicopter. Best Italian movie ever.

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Ventilators

https://youtu.be/rfkbv_WQtn0


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Friday, March 13, 2020

Alvarez family photo update, keeping it real

Cue the music:

https://youtu.be/yOp_2ifOjtA

https://youtu.be/51e0eO3_G1U

My old man and brother, both called Jose Antonio. Can be differentiated with nicknames Napoleon and Stalin. Or yelly and punchy/headbutty/screamy. See ya bitches, wouldn't want to be ya.
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 My mom when computers were like old 1990s reruns of NCSI.
 I wish I was a crazy African American bitch guess that makes me a whack wigger bitches. (Another photo of my mom).
My whack ho sister Raquel checking out the closet and its inner destiny it shares with her (aka hanging bitches).


may 21st, 2016..... horseriding will hurt like nuts


There was movement at the station, for the word had passed around
That the colt from Old Regret had got away,
And had joined the wild bush horses -  he was worth a thousand pound,
So all the cracks had gathered to the fray.
All the tried and noted riders from the stations near and far
Had mustered at the homestead overnight,
For the bushmen love hard riding where the wild bush horses are,
And the stock-horse snuffs the battle with delight.

There was Harrison, who made his pile when Pardon won the cup,
The old man with his hair as white as snow;
But few could ride beside him when his blood was fairly up —
He would go wherever horse and man could go.
And Clancy of the Overflow came down to lend a hand,
No better horseman ever held the reins;
For never horse could throw him while the saddle girths would stand,
He learnt to ride while droving on the plains.

And one was there, a stripling on a small and weedy beast;
He was something like a racehorse undersized,
With a touch of Timor pony — three parts thoroughbred at least —
And such as are by mountain horsemen prized.
He was hard and tough and wiry — just the sort that won't say die —
There was courage in his quick impatient tread;
And he bore the badge of gameness in his bright and fiery eye,
And the proud and lofty carriage of his head.


This is the classic ride referred to in the poem, I'm thinking about writing a great Australian poem soon, I think I can do better than Banjo Patterson however it may not be realized for three hundred years or so. I'll keep you posted if I pull it off. I've also included an NWA song because the Patterson poem and ensuing movie ride do not feature any niggaz and we should be inclusive.

Classic ride:

https://youtu.be/fAEIbUmhloM

NWA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhUS55CbyJA



Caballo is the Spanish word for horse but in Spain it can also refer to the drug heroin. I don't think anyone in my immediate family has tried heroin unless my sister Trish has tried it once. Definitely Raquel was buying and smoking a fair amount of marijuana in Singapore and probably Malaysia too the two years she was there, that's super illegal in those countries, big punishments meted out.


More adventures of Shirley, Shirley kicks it with her grandson and Tom

https://youtu.be/iy4mXZN1Zzk

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Tuesday, March 10, 2020

The oracle of benji


https://youtu.be/WHU9BXDSqFs

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By curious: state of being curious while being nearby. Ben's a walking question mark, he's full of curiosity, did you know he was by round the back curious?

By curious?
'bout what?

My bike.

Bike curious?

Yup, he's a darn curious critter that Ben sometimes mmm yep.



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check it out, this Lennox has a great voice and talent for singing but not so sexy.... One time in the Arizona desert I saw a gigantic Lennox semi trailer roll by with a huge Lennox written on the carriage, must be a thing in Arizona I gave a wide berth to. Note the coins. Told you that's a suit in the Spanish deck right? Ain't no diamonds.

https://youtu.be/_AmkmqYEarw

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That dream pertained specifically to my understanding of the EU which of course is based on the reality that I've spent 3 years in Spain, half in France, and 2 years in Bulgaria. Other people will have their own notions about the EU.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/corey-feldmans-explosive-documentary-crashes-on-premiere/news-story/e88edcd830b9b3286e91775d8e87cdd8


Someone recently died of pneumonia and it wasn't Corona virus related. Did Charlie Sheen roger them up the butt beforehand?


Joe (Biden) you're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin, I can't sell this to anyone, change the record....

https://youtu.be/mQvteoFiMlg

To do list for Joe between now and November 7:

1) most important: do NOT go to LA once, you will catch bitch disease there. Forget their money. Going to silicon valley two or three times ok

2) act more like Eminem not less

3) since you won't be in LA if you're planning on winning, still don't appear even via satellite or pre recorded on bitch shows like THE VIEW, or Ellen. Avoid late night bitches like Colbert also like that plague. Once on Conan or twice ok. Avoid all bitches like Oprah, Hollywood producers, Gayle King and CBS this morning. The bitches with Carson Daley, all these bitches will make you lose and just look like a pretty loser. You're running against Trump and he never needed one of these lame bitches to win so wouldn't you, that seems obvious to me. Look at Bloomberg, I said he should have went to Washington instead of wherever and immediately after Arizona but he just fizzled around and wasted his Communist Chinese money. Middle America does not want a Hollywood bitch. They have plenty of that already. Try organizing rallies and just keep going to factories and calling people stupid dumbass that looks good. Hard hats and safety vests always look good. Bash Trump on infrastructure promises and collapsed stock markets. Tell your son to avoid Hollywood bitches also. God speed.






Thursday, March 5, 2020

Diary of a wimpy guy (me)


Yep, it's like Erica said on my last few days in America.... As she shadow boxes me all near my face with her magnificent nigger body, flaunting her considerable boxing skills: I'm a wuss. Erica was a nutty nutjob Bible basher no doubt, but she could box like Belinda Irving, one of the abo girls from Mt Druitt from my community as a kid. It's rare to see a woman with a strong physique that can box properly but Belinda and Erica both sure could. Also that doesn't look like a lesbian either just skilful and formidable like they could beat the shit out of you, that's impressive. And slim with okay bodies too not fat and crazy ugly.

Around five weeks ago my kids began an important ritual which could last years...

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See bitches, you can get your Blinky Bill Halloween koala costumes here:

https://www.halloweencostumes.com.au/koala-costumes.html?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=ppc&network=search&pcid=63&msclkid=05e8d7fe5db712ff91ec899eb602171d


Erica wouldn't have liked them, she was a crazy Bible bashing nigger bitch. She and every bless-ed African American she's ever known have probably used the word nigger more times than Belinda Irving said abo. Erica was always saying Halloween was of the devil. Alot of shit with Erica was of the devil.

I read once about a town in Ohio called Canton which must be very similar to Mt Druitt as it has a very high teen pregnancy and single mom rate. I enjoyed the atmosphere of fertility and youth in my home town and its bleak outlook on tertiary education in many respects as I find the universities corrupt and stifling in some respects. On the other hand the dismissal of education in these working class places eventually becomes annoying but it was still a great anchor point for traveling although I regret I never worked more and travelled harder. I guess coz of being a wuss.


Check out Weezer's Buddy Holly, how many outfits can you see Richie Cunningham wear? Joanie? Potsy? Ralph?


https://youtu.be/kemivUKb4f4


The space kind of reminds me of the Bat and Ball hotel which was like home from late 1997 to maybe winter 1999.... For the first year there I was a worker behind the bar as I lived about fifty yards away it was convenient for the New Zealand manager Sam who was only a few years older than me, 21, at the time of commencing employment there. On Sundays, maybe every second Sunday or every Sunday or once a month, we had very skilled rockabilly dancers come in for rockabilly night. They were amateur but very skilled so semi professional. Much better than the dancers in the Buddy Holly clip, but dressed in a 50s style also. The ex marine black guy from Ohio was living upstairs and a regular, that's the guy I'd put in my student films for university. Sam's brother was a construction foreman and hated me. He was also a regular heroin user with the heroin being very cheap in those days. The ten minutes film with dialog I made offended him, especially that his mom liked it. Some English backpackers also loved it. Sam's girlfriend was likeable, I think she said she worked at a bar in Northbridge. They shared a room upstairs. Across the street the Foam Factory sold foam mattresses and still does. It's sister shop is in Willoughby and nowadays I drive all around Willoughby and Northbridge weekly. Yep, the Bat and Ball of those days was a parallel universe and home for a year or so. My house was so ugly and it was always more comfortable to stay there. After a six hours shift or so Sam would lock up and Walter, the American ex marine guy and Sam's brother the heroin user that hated me, Sam's girlfriend and Sam and me and maybe a regular or two would smoke some pot and drink.

Sally was one of the more full-time bar ladies and knew how to keep her business to herself and not talk nonsense. Sometimes I'd reach between her knees at the bar to grab an empty beer glass to fill when we were busy and there was no time for her to move. Always on our feet, often too noisy to hear. There were other part timers coming and going. The new manager was fat, mean and stupid, I never liked him much. 

So continuing in that white wussy tone... I've come to like Taylor Swift's me song... My kids also like the high hopes song a lot.... And 'Me'

https://youtu.be/FuXNumBwDOM

At the Bat and Ball Sam saw me give my girlfriend a kiss goodbye while I was working, over the bar, just a little quick kiss goodbye, maybe he never liked that, he never asked me to work again.

Check out Taylor as a man...

https://youtu.be/AqAJLh9wuZ0

Wouldn't want to be Sam's brother, or Keith the gay cook getting gay bashed and sucking dick all day, or would Taylor????

No fun being a man coz the lady gets the kids and money in a divorce. Not easy being a man.

This Taylor's a foxy little lady, I'd like to see her as a Beastie Boy if she has to be a man, otherwise not as a man at all... Mamacita

https://youtu.be/E4m_M0JwGLI

If she wants to look like a guy you can't go past overalls, a spanner and a mechanics workshop. That's every guy's dream, a hot mechanic slutty dream that can fix your car. Man.

Well I'll tell you one more thing, listening to Weezer Buddy Holly and it's really true. It couldn't have been more than a year how I can reckon it, before starting work at the Bat and Ball Hotel in late 1997, I was out one night in Madrid in Malasaña and there were alot of fascist skinhead hooligan types out. Very angry and violent. One guy was super drunk and getting targeted and I didn't really think but I felt bad for him so I tried to intervene but wasn't feeling violent. Well all these skinheads anger fell on me and I started running and my right show was broken at the back, the seam that joined at the heel.... So I fell over shortly after coz my shoe came off and I tripped and fell and straightaway two or three guys were kicking me in the head with steel capped boots. It was really amazing coz I covered up very well and it never hurt. And I think the guy that was gonna get hurt got away ok so it was good, the situation became diffused.

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Movie review: Superman Returns (2006)

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0348150


The director is a major fudgepacker accused of raping a number of other guys up the arse at movie premiers and the like. He goes to big Hollywood parties where there are only dudes and jackoozis and arse sex.

Lex Luther is played by Kevin Spacey, another fudge packer accused of sexual assault.

It stands to reason that as gay men can rarely be found to be crazy due to anti discrimination rules and concepts, that this movie must be somehow sane. It's not.

It's like a streetfull of idiot women dressed like prostitutes that will charge you with sexual assault if you take a photo of their tits.

Last man written all over it.

Monday, March 2, 2020

Thus spake Benji thus tra (la la la la la la la)


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Is it meant to be humorous (or no?):


https://youtu.be/fXdu3pwT4ps




Dubs for your ride(s) bitch(es)

Hot
https://youtu.be/PinBVYKQGeM


White
https://youtu.be/AAZQaYKZMTI


Yell
https://youtu.be/VdphvuyaV_I