You remember that Chevy Chase movie right. Wish I were patient like Chevy Chase on his family vacation but people annoy the shit out of me, scrunching their paper from their food, listening to gangster rap, people are just basically annoying as shit. Just beat the big boss on my game, plants vs zombies, no not Harvey Weinstein... It's like a giant robot. RIP zombies. Exhibit a:
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El plástico homey...
https://www.smh.com.au/business/small-business/mike-is-fighting-household-plastics-from-his-childhood-bedroom-20190925-p52uoz.html
factual error, the last time flying was one way from Darwin to Sydney around March 2017... Flight referred to six years ago was second last flight....
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View from bedroom: mantra hotel opposite with pool and Pacific Ocean. I'd unreservedly recommend Gold Coast tourism to international tourists even just flying in/out for two weeks at Gold Coast exclusively. In fact, book your next holiday right now to the Gold Coast. ...
The boy likes it too...
https://youtu.be/cfGqTc0kEm8
Ok so latest Bill O'Reilly we have this dopey thing about the latest dopey scandal. Pausing Bill two minutes in where he's right to say it's a circus, Bill is suggesting a message to the people from the White House? Or what? This is a tennis match of PR: Trump has rally, Democrats struggle to produce candidates that can win local horse manure shovel ready job, media lashes out at Trump, high level Democrat scandalizes Trump, Trump goes to Twitter, Trump has rally, noone sees Trump's tax return, cycle continues, everyone passes GO and collects $200. The only question is WHERE next will Trump's rally be and can he go west of the Mason Dixie line, that's my understanding. Now before we return to Bill, please watch my encounter with a pinhead, as Bill would say, today. Gracias.
Ok so no surprise we're talking about American Presidential politics again. Can't agree with Bill O'Reilly on this one, notwithstanding his tremendous literary career, look at Giuliani on Hannity:
https://youtu.be/aKafw3LxQ8E
He seems like a great lawyer. For example, if the bowling pin above came out and said I caused her internal haemeraging from hugging too tight and retained Giuliani to sue the pants of me I'd basically run. I'd go bush as they say in Australia, which means hiding out in a forest of gum trees basically, with snakes.
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If you don't believe me, watch Hannity:
https://youtu.be/NCxq6Adq9Zs
Hello bitches, Eric Trump, anyone paying attention to?
https://youtu.be/Wv-iQxTXxz0
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Will the court please consider exhibit B: peach vs toad on super Mario kart, no farther questions your honor. Your witness, potheads on the left, Benji rests.
https://youtu.be/Wn4V8IUWC7Q
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Discount Dream World deal:
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That's squid pro bro, possibly with a side of corny poops. Who wants a drinky drink?
As you whittle vittles down between your chops with a toothpick from your favorite matchbook, consider Mokso's highly viewed crafts video:
https://youtu.be/-kMrXH84ZcI
Is this a real job? How many bars would you have to visit to collect 52,000 matches given one free matchbook at a bar has an average of 15 matches? Even if you enlisted half the people you deal with day to day to provide matches plus request a free book of matches at every bar you walk by, how long would it take to produce 52,000 matches? How might your liver look after all those bars? What are you doing, are you serious? Would John McEnroe think you're serious?
Actually Mokso seems pretty serious about playing with matches and blowing stuff up, also with matches. Helicopter or power gauntlets, helicopter or power gauntlets, which to pick?
https://youtu.be/HkctCG-AvUg
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Last resort...
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not girl I'm gonna miss you, resort I'm gonna miss you
https://youtu.be/ZbUENJ5FjBk
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Science Daily: Could an anti-global warming atmospheric spraying program really work?.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/11/181123135006.htm
Talking about girls I wouldn't miss, check out ufc fighter Joanna, probably wouldn't miss her. She could beat most guys up...
https://youtu.be/pPQXuo1B7xY
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Lindsay Graham calls fox and friends to express displeasure on Trump tweet on Turkey / Kurdistan issue, Benji's dos centavos
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Living in a Dreamworld:
in case you missed that song, here it is:
https://youtu.be/W1btg3mpEOc
Try casting it to a public tv near you from your phone for bonus brownies (no racial slur intended)
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Meeting celebrities like Dorothy Dinosaur can be a nervous experience, try Valium.
Can anyone imagine George Bush and Smellin Degenerate marrying at McDonald's?
https://youtu.be/h_OeMVcol1g
They could do a lot worse. Having Grimace at your wedding would be pretty cool. Check out the romantic fry.
Ok from Hong Kong to the mainland:
ABC News: South Park offers mocking 'apology' to China over episode that criticised censors, re-education camps.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-09/south-park-offers-mocking-apology-to-china-over-episode/11584466
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That's what Power Rangers morphing into a giant robot looks like:
https://youtu.be/-yxroGAO5wg
Is it OK to take a bunch of Ritalin then watch Power Rangers for a few hours if you're over 50?
100 word response, go.
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