Groom 'plays a video of his bride in bed with her brother-in-law in front of shocked wedding guests

For real:

Daily Mail: Groom 'plays a video of his bride in bed with her brother-in-law in front of shocked wedding guests'.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7836883/Groom-plays-video-bride-bed-brother-law-shocked-wedding-guests.html

Benji discusses the realness of the new year

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Benji fox news watch, spotlight Trish Regan

Watch this clip, 18 minutes in, Californian sounds off on homeless crisis in LA. Actually funny.

https://youtu.be/7k7P9SDpD_s


Man I would sort that shit out in no time Trish. Just give me a megaphone, twenty to fifty million dollars, a production company that can keep up with me and a director's chair and some bitchin' melodies

I'd cast Leonardo de Caprio as the Pied Piper of Venice, with an electric scooter. He'd clear out all the homeless people they'd be extras in my movie getting paid in magic beans I tell you, it's not just bluster! Don't call them crazy they're artists! They're just not Union....

https://youtu.be/qORYO0atB6g

Zzzzzzzzzzzz six hours later after sleepy time:

https://youtu.be/Zx06XNfDvk0

Come on Leonardo, this is the big scene where you muster all the homeless people to the dock at Long Beach where they'll be given a job in the Pacific ocean somewhere far away, you should be riding your electric scooter and all euphoric listening to Petula Clark instead you look like you've been snorting coke and tired from screwing Russian hookers, is everything ok at home baby? Is there something you want to tell your uncle Benji about, mano o mano?



Hey look at that, my Republican party membership is due for renewal:

Benjamin,

 
Our team is doing a final audit of 2019 Charter Memberships and noticed that you have not renewed yet for 2020. See below:
 

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10nessee Titans, my old crib in Newcastle...

Mo' Muzak...
https://youtu.be/zhS3YP04Fjk

Hey, totally forgot football even existed and there it was on free to air this morning, Titans and Texans. Not sure when finals are or which teams are in which of the four divisions and still learning intricacies if the game. Today, happily, was able to see the ball easily after every snap which isn't always the case.

Anyway too busy to watch much. We all had to take deworming chocolate coz someone got worms, in the butt. You know how it is, one or two folks get infested and everyone must take meds. Washing linen, yardwork. Too busy for football
 But would bet on Titans if they get to the final.

Google maps, can you see my old apartment building on Lemnos Parade Newcastle. It's where I lived all through 1994. Happy days. Amazing view from my room. And the roof.

https://www.realestate.com.au/property/34-lemnos-pde-the-hill-nsw-2300?source=property-search-p4ep

Cuttin' it back to the mission cuz; who is the Sackler family for$20?

https://youtu.be/LBr7kECsjcQ

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Sackler family opioid situation:

https://youtu.be/zGcKURD_osM


Wow that's enlightening, and to think I thought OC was something else not OxyContin. Explains a lot. Are a lot of west coast tv writers hooked on Valium leading to completely bland and unmemorable tv shows????

https://youtu.be/hkzUDT9r8g4

Don't get me wrong bro, that's a great song on the OC tv show, might try learning it on keyboard or guitar one of these days, but the writing itself on that show was so thoroughly mediocre I cannot remember even one event that happened on it. Not one.

The case for UBER; quantum entanglements

You never saw the Delorean destroyed therefore it was never destroyed. Alternatively, you've just seen the Delorean destroyed therefore it's now possible you'll consider the Delorean is no more.
https://youtu.be/tu-cxDG2mW8

You haven't actually seen what's inside the bag marked with a dollar bill. What's REALLY INSIDE? Dennis Leary's constant: 'we don't know'
https://youtu.be/w2Ov5jzm3j8


Quantum entanglements:

https://youtu.be/sFRdVj4rrAE

More amazing quantum physics

Quantum physics amazing:

https://youtu.be/SzAQ36b9dzs



& Jane's a.... diction [sic]

https://youtu.be/nrUUd-30Bzw

Mississippi guy fails to stop his dog roaming randomly

NEWS.com.au: Neighbour’s ‘sick’ note after shooting dog causes horror.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/neighbour-leaves-anonymous-note-after-shooting-neighbours-dog/news-story/03202a735c6ad0b0a314ffeda17d5a4c



Then dog owner gets offended by anonymous letter saying his dog was shot. Complains to social media, gets bleeding heart sympathy there. Person taking care of their own property and disposing of unwanted half wolf on their property labeled a monster.




Spanish teacher wears cheap looking bodysuit to class showing intestines, muscle structure etc to teach eight year olds biology:

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/teacher-praised-for-explaining-anatomy-to-students-in-skintight-bodysuit/news-story/4da16584313aedc4cd276a331a24b5c5

amazing science: making diamonds out of your hair, what's carbon really like?

Laboratory made diamonds from hair, extremely real:

https://youtu.be/-ZNyGrkFo4w


Allotropes of carbon:

https://youtu.be/K4FcQ8tPpKQ



Easy to follow, elegant quantum physics:

https://youtu.be/Io-HXZTepH4

https://youtu.be/KKr91v7yLcM

https://youtu.be/jvvkomcmyuo

Cue music:

https://youtu.be/SSqnmOp09iY

You get the drift

Florida lady goes through seven couches in a year. How?

By eating them. Way.

7NEWS.com.au: I can't stop eating washing powder.
https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/i-cant-stop-eating-washing-powder-c-618758

https://youtu.be/vabnZ9-ex7o


Pregnant women eating laundry detergent, soap, bricks and clay. Is that what's up?

My sister Trish used to talk about my mom bragging to her and her friend one time about drinking bleach, very plausible story knowing these people. Only occurred to me that she might have eaten God knows what when she was pregnant with my body.... Hopefully wasn't bleach. Your momma drink bleach bro?

What's up Polly?
 https://youtu.be/nmk04kDTdOk

Hey Google, just how big is that forest fire surrounding Sydney?

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Oh my... That's bigger than Sydney. Look at all those black areas burning. One day it's 99 degress then it's like in the 60s....

No wonder I'm getting sick all the time with the air being full of smoke and temperatures bouncing around. Seems like the air conditioning then hot ambient temperatures outside of aircon zones are making me sick. Or the smoke. Wouldn't mind just dying. At doctor's waiting room. Need to ask for a specialist referral. My dentist months ago told me to see an ENT specialist before all the smoke issues due to something wrong looking on my tongue. Should have taken her advice. Maybe it's cancer or something. What the hell is going on?

Saturday night almost

Yo Saturday arvo... Shannon Bream's doing Friday night. I have tonsillitis the FOURTH time this year! Just bought three pounds or so of oranges from some Chinese girl with little English and alot of acne. We spoke Chinese. I was thinking about Cecily Strong's Texan character Mrs Crawford. Very impressive. Probably should download Fox nation app soon. Wonder if there's an SNL app.

This is bad news. I'll have to go to an ears nose throat specialist and book surgery. Apparently the recovery is more painful than a caesarian. Can't believe it. Won't be long before I'm too sick to work again. Don't have private health insurance. Don't even know when surgery will be available. Suc. [Sic]


Tonsillitis:

https://youtu.be/3SvTURmvkgc

Benji tells you what you need to know about very recent Democrat Party presidential candidate debate:

In a word: Lamanite. Pronounced: Lame-man-aight?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamanite

TV RULE#1 Things can ALWAYS get worse

If you find yourself watching this, then things must have gone pretty bad already...

https://youtu.be/vAiqeB4p028

Living in an orphanage

https://youtu.be/TuELGO_-lEU

To rap or not to rap:

https://youtu.be/-0bOH8ABpco

Yo, so now let's go to a kind of abstract but real place, kind of like Star trek... Somewhere between area 51 and the Gunsan air Force Base from New year's 2005.... Somewhere between Dennis Leary's cockles and sub cockle region.... it's my mom's house on jersey Rd in Mt druitt and it's probably late 2002 or even 2003 already. I'm looking at the empty shoes by the front door, inside. Again we're in an abstract place between a plosive t sound and a hard phonetic d sound defining teen and Dean respectively. You think of your own abstractions, pretend you're a presidential speechwriter coming up with lines like: 'people that walk in shadows'....

There's a spiritual atmosphere in the room and while I've never read the Koran the big 9/11, supposedly koranic terrorist attacks seemed to have impressed me deeply. I'd never read the Koran but was somehow familiar in the moment with the notion of all the world's an orphanage which seemed like a vaguely Islamic notion at the time. Looking at my father's shoes, my mother's shoes, my 34 year old brother's shoes, I was having a spiritual insight that my parents and brother were orphans, everyone was an orphan. There were orphans everywhere. And God.


The ancient masters were subtle, mysterious, profound, responsive.
The depth of their knowledge is unfathomable.
Because it is unfathomable,
All we can do is describe their appearance.
Watchful, like men crossing a winter stream.
Alert, like men aware of danger.
Courteous, like visiting guests.
Yielding, like ice about to melt.
Simple, like uncarved blocks of wood.
Hollow, like caves.
Opaque, like muddy pools.

Who can wait quietly while the mud settles?
Who can remain still until the moment of action?
Observers of the Tao do not seek fulfilment.
Not seeking fulfillment, they are not swayed by desire for change.


Doing nothing as Lao Tse suggests is even easier with tv. If you've ever tried watching the American tv show Roswell, you'll find yourself really in a state of non action as Lao Tse would say ... Because nothing ever seemed to happen on that show... Ever... The only good part was the intro;

https://youtu.be/LoYgCky2D_A

Now more positive feedback for SNL, two's better than one....

https://youtu.be/1dv99v6GRi4

https://youtu.be/rKvh8Uv1BRk

Remember the Titans?

Hay! [Sic]

https://youtu.be/eLWm5ceH3PQ

Some Sheila on the tv was saying this is a great movie. Half an hour into it and she was right. It's reminding me of my ex girlfriend Mary. And her dad Eric. And also my father and sister Trish, and my brother Jose. Mary met my father, albeit only on the phone, said he sounded so innocent. Australians excel at that. It's coz of the penal colony past thing. They're guilty. My sister Trish met Mary I think briefly at Amsterdam airport or somewhere like that. Trish said she looked fed up of the relationship with me. Mary was spooked by my brother saying 'Mary, Mary quite contrary,' but equally perplexed

https://youtu.be/hCKBl-TpRzc

and I can't remember my grandmother's response to Mary but they probably met. In fact, Mary met a lot of my family in Spain and they all liked her a lot. I liked Mary's parents Eric and Kumee or however you say Mary's mom's name, she was from South Korea, even Mary was born in South Korea so she couldn't be President I guess. Mary said she loved Bill Clinton and voted Democrat. Mary's dad was Republican. Played a hole of golf with Dan Quayle once and worked at area 51 for the airforce at one point. I mean subsequent I visited an airforce base in South Korea. The u.s. military is very unpretentious and approachable it's fair to say. Mary was a military brat. I loved Mary. A lot. Anyway they had the posters up in Spain for the Titans movie in those days, I think that's what I remember.

Coz I've never seen this movie til now! Sometimes it's best to wait.

Ten minutes later into the movie.... I'm remembering Mary never met Raquel because she was dead by that point which was really upsetting me alot. But prior to that in Madrid, four years earlier I was with the first west coast girlfriend Hannah and she met Raquel. We all went to Winston Churchill's castle in England. Hannah and Mary went to University in LA. They had that in common. And similar ages. But Hannah didn't have a military background and never met any of my family apart from Raquel that I can recall. They both met my BFF Aurora the lawyer from Andalusia. Sorry I'm reminiscing I don't know why. Actually Hannah was from LA but technically never went to University there but with Australian deanism that's an abstract statement really.

Apparently the real coach Washington is playing just died. Digressing, hope I don't turn into an old grouch like this guy whenever I get old, in this or next whenever lifetime I get old ... Already too grouchy and not even old yet

https://youtu.be/QNDhSYmmFro

This actor playing PEI Mei, you can see him on regular State run Chinese tv in Guangdong, he plays a lot of different roles in various Kung Fu movies. Tarantino was right to make a movie about a cruel Chinese person. Don't watch his movies anymore after kill bill, I'm happy with that. In Guangzhou one of my coworkers wore sticks in her hair once or twice at least. Some of the Chinese style is very impressive in general, I must say. And unique, totally different from anything American. So much potential in China.

Hay! The Sheila on TV was right, it was a good movie. Skipped the last nine minutes and ended at Titans win the State championship. So in those final days of living in Madrid, as opposed to just visiting, had a beautiful blue book on Buddha's teachings, full of wisdom, that was in like August 2001... In those days cell phones were primitive, I think there was no GPS or good laptop computers... And hadn't heard of Lao Tzu either... The stone d age!

Do you think you can take over the universe and improve it?
I do not believe it can be done.

The universe is sacred.
You cannot improve it.
If you try to change it, you will ruin it.
If you try to hold it, you will lose it.

So sometimes things are ahead and sometimes they are behind;
Sometimes breathing is hard, sometimes it comes easily;
Sometimes there is strength and sometimes weakness;
Sometimes one is up and sometimes down.

Therefore the sage avoids extremes, excesses, and complacency.


Tao Te Ching - Lao Tzu - chapter 68A good soldier is not violent.
A good fighter is not angry.
A good winner is not vengeful.
A good employer is humble.
This is known as the Virtue of not striving.
This is known as ability to deal with others.
This since ancient times has been known
     as the ultimate unity with heaven.

Don't sweat primo, Ted Cruz will have impeachment in the Senate ALL SORTED, right Ted?

https://youtu.be/0HJuaQL3KRI

Kook [sic] at Laura burning the midnight oil at 2am

Guys watch this video, see how I'm clasping my hands. Now you try that while casting a shadow on a wall with them, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised

Fare [sic] and balanced

Look at you Sean Hannity working hard at 147am... When do these people sleep????

Nancy Pelosi's Republic

Watch Nancy's speech in da House:

https://youtu.be/bCNQC_xBaBo

Mofo of culler

Obama talks himself about it:

https://youtu.be/qcyRauKBXbY

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Oh my God Becky, look at Nancy Pelosi's butt: it's just so big and full of crap!

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

Benji fox news research

See almost 22 minutes in, who is him?

https://youtu.be/zrrNb-bkd2A


Who is him Corey?

https://youtu.be/u5Ybv5FZr-8


Can him Reggie buy hims vowel?

https://youtu.be/SMtG0wmlypg


Everybody hates their neighboreeno

https://youtu.be/eDARzui4zPg


Can Bart escape Homer?

https://youtu.be/9bIZsANwogk

Benji brakes [sic] down Comey, McAbe for his fellow white trash

Another memorable SNL moment or two:

https://youtu.be/0X5xql1G4QY

https://youtu.be/4vFTMjYJTnY

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Chris Wallace wants journalists to push for the truth.

The Washington Post: Chris Wallace wants journalists to push for the truth.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/chris-wallace-wants-journalists-to-push-for-the-truth-but-fox-news-often-traffics-in-propaganda/2019/12/15/64cf5b84-1f54-11ea-bed5-880264cc91a9_story.html

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9News: Mystery deepens as UTS staff sent 'more threatening letters'.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/uts-threatening-letters-continue-to-be-sent-even-after-professor-arrested-sources-claim/99c0dc2f-6c31-4274-9e3b-1fe2584a0769

(Wallace) had made headlines by saying that Trump “is engaged in the most direct, sustained assault on freedom of the press in our history.”

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Benji unloads on Australian politics

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ABC News: The surprising truth about Australian hospitals — we don't need so many.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-12-17/we-need-fewer-hospitals-not-more/11793746

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Paula Abdul rules

SNL is giving me great ideas for more special event giftcards, I'm thinking I could surprise my wife with flowers for Valentine's day. In February. Did that once and she got a big kick out of it especially as it was delivered to her workplace.
This time I can throw in the 'Walk' movie still on a Valentine's day card. Lovely. And 'The bluffs' movie would make a great card for a friend.

Man I'm not ashamed to say I had a huge crush on Paula Abdul when I was fifteen years old, that's a stone cold fact. That was my favorite album.... But if only Tess Davies could teach her to sing even just one song in Australian, that'd be amaze-balls.

https://youtu.be/8VuDLkvgw6w


Shucks...

https://youtu.be/QMbHLF_zwjs


https://youtu.be/bdep2hOWDc8

Advancing Australia Fair or no?

Check out this SNL skit on Australian culture:

https://youtu.be/5llm2WnLIaA

Would love watching SNL every week regularly if it were like this. Also if Colbert, Conan and co all had Aussie accents like that I'd tune in no question.

Was just watching the 6 o'clock evening news. The news reader tried to say 'eighteen months' referring to the length of time of China and America's trade war, but instead he said ' a Dean months'.

Then the dope they have as a correspondent in America said that the trade war talk was a convenient distraction for Trump to avoid talking about his impeachment when he'll lose his job in 'the house'. That's really how dumb people here are.

Hate writing Xmas cards? Just write one

See 26 minutes in:

https://youtu.be/N1n_8lPrS_E

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Today's musical video:

https://youtu.be/taKc8ZrAy6E

And now some monsterism:

https://youtu.be/SBAlYRCjdbQ

NSW State Government stuff

NEWS.com.au: Gladys Berejiklian grilled by reporter over minors strip searched in NSW.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/reporter-ambushes-gladys-berejiklian-at-press-conference-over-stripsearches-of-minors/news-story/2c7c4a6e866821320a2a04d9334009cf

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Random music,

https://youtu.be/E4m_M0JwGLI

will finish that China tale by and by... It's just after 9... Want to catch highlights of last 20 hours or so of Fox News. Early start mañana

Drinking game

Now fellows [sic] earthlings, it may be that while Benji no longer engages in occasional drinking, preferring to eschew alcohol altogether. .. and therefore not wanting to encourage drinking .... on the other hand you may be about to drink anyway. .. if so, and you have drunk a lot, to the point where you might vomit or need a ride home from the police  (hint if you assault them, eventually, after a few years of not reoffending, they will drive you ridiculously far to bring you home safe while incredibly inebriated), but that's probably not worth the risk of jail or being shot dead on the spot so whatever ...
Let me not digress with my own personal stories ....


The game is: get shitfaced if you must, then try to figure out which one is Nancy Pelosi's daughter and which one is Katy Perry. Hint: organizers can use remote controls and Coca-Cola glasses to distort vision. Pineapple juice always chases tequila well. You can only have one or the other, is it gonna be her or is it gonna be me?

https://youtu.be/6Th4a9QhGng

https://youtu.be/KlyXNRrsk4A


Bonus game: smoke pot and debate whether Kenny G is Nancy's brother or brother in law (or primo)

Why do Californians want to impeach Trump

https://youtu.be/8nZON8TJUZ0

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Music time:

https://youtu.be/13iMsGNUHFo

Xmas cards time

Edjewcation:

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://f5db1a33c5d48483c689-1033844f9683e62055e615f7d9cc8875.ssl.cf5.rackcdn.com/The%2520Mystical%2520Life%2520of%2520Jesus%2520-%2520H.%2520Spencer%2520Lewis.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwj5y9eRlaXmAhXZSH0KHSHdBKAQFjABegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw1Blcwme1Qd2QzVhakqT8n4

Tucker on Pelosi

This is hilarious just watching Tucker's compilation of lefty nutjobs on Nancy, that's funnier than SNL. The lefties in America are really laughable.

https://youtu.be/wqf3gb_KTk0

Here's a joke for you:

Why is it good if you're a man and Nancy gets gender reassignment surgery?

Answer: you can ask him to make you a coffee

Frozen 2 live blog

They open with a special river song, it's never gonna replace my favorite special river song which is actually sung in an obscure dialect from Northern Spain:

https://youtu.be/ZjZlpmJg8so

I like the second song, some things never change, will probably be hearing it a lot so might as well get used to it.

Trump finally opens up about his orange-ness in White House briefing, huge weight lifted from media's shoulders

Observe:

https://youtu.be/SRfgfKQQ8cs


It's like a whole new page has been turned with that out of the way, alot of media want Trump to carry on with China but they don't want to annoy their corporate bosses.

Nancy Pelosi and Democrats must be congratulated for China Bills

Watch Chris show you which city in China makes all your Xmas hear and political rally flags, cutting to the chase!

https://youtu.be/MbIsTgcrzwk


Unfortunately talking heads have egos and the Rush Limbaughs have a different workday to actual congresswomen (and men). Also mainstream media left and right that does political commentary not very interested in Congress' Xinjiang and Hong Kong Bills. These two Bills done with bi-partisan support prove Nancy isn't crazy. (Also gender transition would prove that in her case coz everyone knows transexuals aren't crazy right, it'd be gross bigotry to even suggest to that.) So we don't even need to pray for Nancy or the Dems because obviously they've got smart heads on their shoulders regardless of what Fox News or the Republican lawmakers might say. So if they want to shoot themselves in the foot politically with impeachment that's not crazy or hate, or even gender transitioning, it's just free will and legal action, like acquiring marijuana in half of America and getting stoned legally, someone needs to reach out to those voters, it's not like they're gonna be watching my dance video right? But you can, right here:


https://benjamin-english-the-ossie-spaniard.blogspot.com/2018/05/my-dance-video.html?m=1

Benji on Bloomberg and Nancy

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Ain't nothin wrong with that organ Nancy

https://youtu.be/_cnzuI4fsMs

Dismissed

Wait, sorry, don't let Nancy have her dry white toast or four fried chickens, that is all. She better think.

https://youtu.be/WY66elCQkYk

No don't give her the Coke

Don't you wish you could quit your job, take a month off and have a real job? Or better still wake up as Peter Griffin one day? I know I do

James Best
https://youtu.be/Pb__6XnSoM4

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Quiet Australians being bestest?

https://youtu.be/shBwf97O7zk

Bloomberg soft on China, won't be President, China will be sure to interfere with election pro-Bloomberg

The mainstream media is incompetent/biased, will miss the story of China interfering in 2020 election. Hopefully government agencies like NSA, CIA, FBI will be on their toes


Watch Chris cut to the chase; I love him! I even fund him!

https://youtu.be/Q0VtJ1sV-Dw

Speaking of chases and being on one's toes, lately I've had so much crackling kind of dying skin on my soles I've been ripping it off kind of as a gross habit, often large chunks. So now, for at least the second time in the last two months or so, can't walk properly without limping due to lack of skin on my heel.... Too much information? Is it journalism? Definitely Chris is really journalistic, not like fake news PR for Democrats distortion

Benji's Fox News round up by Benji. Be bestest.

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Balki:
https://youtu.be/z_5J1csi1AU

Be bestest at saying 'i know':
https://youtu.be/E2Lp_unkjCA

Fox news Tucker Carlson bashing Clintons' link to Epstein ranch/island/jet/etc

Funny this morning last question to Donald was about prince Andrew to which Donald said: 'i don't know him' (the moment was notable)... The prince Andrew, Donald PR movement is well documented

Frustrations of Australian life

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DC forensic analysis

To be or not (to be)

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6 volt battery; school uniforms; small plants

https://youtu.be/md3B3I7Nmvw

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Depleted uranium bullets, soldier suicide myths, darkweb child torture groups, Bitcoin and the NSA

https://youtu.be/NAEppFUWLfc

https://www.9news.com.au/world/yazidi-sex-slave-confronts-kidnapper-on-live-television-iraq-news/c54841df-1573-4c9d-86fc-cd310041d826

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Soldier suicides: myths busted in two minutes...

https://youtu.be/QJyPnu6N1s8

Time to mount BputHu and ride home

Little after midnight, just finished Saturday evening work and having Sunday and Monday off. Wish wifey poops would cherish me more.

Hopefully won't get called in Monday but wouldn't be able to say no to bonus pay if so.

Insert Morgan Freeman voice: just 🐝 n watching more Fox News, thank God it's not a hotbed of lesbianism and thank God neither is the U.S. Government, well most of it.

That's our Alvarez family Xmas tree-i-poops

Fried eggs but no tortilla

Bagpiping at the wedding just briefly tooted in.... Should add a clip to asturian bagpiping as it's a big thing in northern Spain

https://youtu.be/wte7w3oayHc

Traditional folk dancing with castanets and bagpiping in asturias.... Will be happy to go there again for a holiday and catch up with the gene pool

Bloomberg MIA, is he sipping on a 40 ounce can in a paper bag at a strip mall?

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Bloomberg and coal

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Game on! Bloomberg goes from first speech in Norfolk Virginia to Phoenix

Next question: where is Washington? Second question: are you sure?

https://youtu.be/X1fQOM-cGBo

Talking back to being entertaining, consider Flavor Flav. Mr. Flav is known for wearing a clock like a tie or necklace and saying 'yeah boi'! That's entertaining, it's not just talk

https://youtu.be/jfGPQIDxA1A

Does a drill sargent make a good or a bad therapist?

Hey I was thinking today, how come I'm not working on my CV to apply for a job in America and bring the whole family over and really you have to consider rejection and failure, so I thought, what's a discreet way to offer counseling or alternative therapy for some corporation that can't see how great I am... Include phone numbers for chicken suit rental service and a drum renting busking service... Then it just hit me: the Geico car insurance drill sargent guy is the best counseling service anyone could want... Watching him reminds me of my father Jose... The guy on the couch is eerily similar to my older brother Jose... But I don't read much into it, it's just a hilarious advert and offering phone numbers for counseling services to an HR attached to your CV is bold and fresh....

So in other news bought a 6volt car battery for the kiddy car, rechargable 7 @mps plus extra cables and connections to connect it to the old battery so will keep you posted on the torque output soon!

Geico

https://youtu.be/XfmVBmDKLZI

See like the photo says, that was my lawyer buddy's name in Spain: Aurora, debt collection lawyer, my bestie in Andalusian desert. My homey Nacho in Madrid also a lawyer.

Bloomberg's body language, let's see him throw a baseball

https://youtu.be/pln7NWRA1dE

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https://youtu.be/-ePnRSzwU7Y

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NCIS latest

So obviously from time to time there are pronunciamientos and announcements about L.A.'s running hit NCIS with Gibbs

On this episode everyone flies to Afghanistan to investigate soldiers that can help various business interests advertise their wares and services during commercial [sic] breaks, which often respect and glorify the great gay culture of the pre-Nietzsxhean [sic] Superman, i.e., the last man's great gay culture....

The English guy is going to My Rushmore. There's a Coke machine in Afghanistan that has been taking the Marine Corps quarters but not keeping its end of the bargain requisitioning soda. Could the Taliban be planting a bomb inside. Does Gibbs have prostate cancer? No wonder I have few friends right? It's no fun watching NCIS with Benji

The next show looks a lot better, we don't expect much from NCSI, look a Crippled [sic] old nag ready for the knackers to make glue with... FBI is much better, some cops without a breathalyzer gadget perform a sophisticated robbery on an armored car carry two million cold bucks .. that's exciting, take note mule flogging NCIS writers.... And Gibbs

Trump live on fox and friends: Comey is a disgusting human being

While I might not know it agree it is definitely funny hearing Trump sling insults. Benji likes the bi-partisan support for Hong Kong Bill. Please sign Donald

Kelly Ann Conway, if you weren't sure, Donald thinks your husband is a nutjob/ whackjob, suggesting it's your fault

Donald's going hard....

https://youtu.be/YcGPSnswzjc

Gotta go home, 1am. 5pm start luego.... Sunday off

Trump called Shiff a sick puppy according to Sandra Smith

You want more gym stuff and fitness videos from your affiliation with Benji right?

NEWS.com.au: Prince Andrew and ex-wife Fergie: Inside their weird relationship.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/sarah-fergusons-show-of-support-for-disgraced-exhusband-prince-andrew/news-story/86005f0fafcbb09e7862266055607a47


Guys Prince Andrew and especially Fergie's love for him has inspired me to develop some fitness exercise videos for you so stand by for that, power squats etc.... We'll call it Benji's Prince Andrew power squats...

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Thus spake Zara, no Benji.... Democrat debate: USA, bring your thirsty camels to the Oasis that is Benji's mind

Oh my God Heather, look at Elizabeth Warren's butt...

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Now we'll have some music:

https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8

And talk of Pete:

https://youtu.be/40LQeko7VIw

Maybe a car movie:

https://youtu.be/7MVF_OCtJpg

What's cool about the impeachment movimiento

https://youtu.be/W7WIRlQ-KzY

Apart from 'miento' means 'I fib' and is also the suffix -ment as in movement....


Kurt and Morrison. That's what you want in Rock star heaven. And the Sheila grilling them for the Republicans... Now there's a lady who, well, you know how the song goes...

https://youtu.be/qHFxncb1gRY

Great news! The Democrats front runner is out of the closet and his name sounds like Butty-Gig: can anyone sing winner accapella? Hello

https://youtu.be/Uxz7amO4B7A

Big prize for the best Secret Service name: dibs on Dreamy McDreamboat; Butty-Gig; Captain Steamy; Steamy McDreamy; Macho macho Man (I want to be a macho Man); NWA (NO Women Allowed); Rambo; Rocket-Tiger

Get your own names. It's an exciting moment for slightly effeminate men take it from me!

It's such an exciting moment we can watch my dance video and ponder its significance...

https://benjamin-english-the-ossie-spaniard.blogspot.com/2018/05/my-dance-video.html?m=1

PR stunt or bad hair day

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Teleprompter showreel, my one

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Pulling an allnighter!

Just having my dinner midshift break around 830om now. Almost fell asleep watching Hannity, no offense. Forgot to take my antibiotics with dinner, might need some chocolate or something to wash it down.

Hannity and co are pulling an all nighter! It's 430am in NYC and Ibañez Chafetz Hannity and everyone else is awake already. Just crazy, they must need a nap.

Have to work til 1230am then hopefully home by 1am. Epping city Epping city
... Got to bring kids to church or something Sunday morning then drive bus Sunday arvo. And Monday. Maria's robot looks good. The transition to robots is very real. Thousands of employees in America and Australia and elsewhere are being transitioned to robots in next two years it's a very big story. Like Uber taking over taxi industry. These unlucky workers mostly vote Democrats. Democrats have never been more lost and grasping, walking blindfold clutching for anything. Seriously.

Too tired to ride home almost 1am. Must get some sleep immediately. Pretty boy on fox and friends making lava lamp.

Impeachment politics: knowing the Law

This YouTube video shows a real lawyer reacting to the Chewbacca defense, most likely to be used by Democrats to create relevancy and steam:

https://youtu.be/pa-Z5QCZQNg

Ok I've just watched episodes 5 & 6 of star wars. Benji blog viewers would have noticed lately I've commented on count Dookoo, and now having seen episodes 3, 5 & 6 of Star Wars lately I can (and will most likely soon) explain to you why it makes sense that Chewbacca was on Endor.

Impeachment breakdown

Schiff on left, whistleblower David on right

https://youtu.be/gcKHBgZ_QKU

Benji's u.s. presidential political 2 cents

* Except for Tulsi

Very elegant forest fire documentary

https://youtu.be/jGMbqiOzrH8


The expert study of tree rings reveals forest fires in low altitude north America, west, occurred every five years on average for centuries or millennia (in the case of the older California redwoods). Human settlement stopped this natural cycle of forest fires resulting in mega fires due to forest overgrowth and no back burning controlled fires. Certain species like the connifer in new Mexico do not appear to be able to survive changing circumstances due to their reproduction cycle. The common Australian eucalyptus seems to be perfectly adapted for forest fires and heat. Some forest trees actually cannot even reproduce without fire.



Yesterday, Monday, was a really bad day for me due to being extremely sick. Ended up sleeping 20 of 24 hours. A lot of it troubled sleep and feeling like dying or something. Also that Stephen King movie didn't help at all as way too nasty. This strep/tonsillitis throat infection came up ten days ago and I intentionally disregarded my doctor's advice and only took half my antibiotics dose, i.e., five days worth instead of ten or something like that. Bad choice, it all flared up and I'm totally knocked out, with yesterday being an incredibly difficult day.

Movie review: doctor sleep, the shining sequel

Spoiler alert, this movie features the slow murder and cruel disembowelling of a little league baseball player, extremely un-American. And horrendous. I can't recommend anyone watch this movie especially based on that one scene. Even if you like vampires, sorcerers and horror. I mean you might as well watch ISIS drowning people or something because this kid's disembowelling murder scene, even though you don't see his guts, it's really like a snuff movie, don't know how that can even be legal. All kinds of creepy people must love this movie or something, it's pretty troubling especially as already sick with tonsillitis.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/29/us/takeaways-child-sex-abuse.html?action=click&module=RelatedCoverage&pgtype=Article&region=Footer

With all those NSA supercomputers scanning everyone's files and phone calls, it's like the u.s. government is enabling paedophiles by letting them go and chasing after some crazy Somali terrorist with a utility vehicle. Absolutely bizarre.

Mysteries of the church and Hollywood

Howdy folks... So like at church today like in a seat behind me some ten yards back some random guy that had never been there before was the spitting image of famous Hollywood actor, Geoffrey Rush, who is a Sydney Sider I take it. He pulled away from the church parking lot shortly after the service began in a dark blue BMW SUV. Noone else seemed to notice him, I even mentioned it to one of the preachers, Tim....

Later Tim broaches a pivotal topic mostly overlooked by aspiring Christians and church congruents: parables vs the knowledge of the mysteries. This is the first time I meet Tim, in these circumstances. He has a ten year old daughter.

Ok so two hours or so later, we just had guests for lunch. My tonsillitis has flared up again so feeling weak.

So this Tim is talking about the analogy of the kingdom of heaven being like yeast mixed into 60 pounds of flour, which Tim says is the actual biblical amount referred to which is 144 cups. Tim is trying to see the mystery, mystical thing back of the yeast analogy or parable. Definitely 144 is 12 squared and the mystical number applied to the complete human lifespan and the periodical table of elements seems to be in that ballpark. Tim appreciates the gospel refers to 120 disciples, not just 12. He's also very interested in a preacher born around 1788 that is active in Burma and translates the Bible to Burmese. It immediately occurs to me that this Tim could be the actual resurrection of this Burmese Bible translator. Maybe there are 120 elements in the periodical chart.

Anyway I don't really know much about yeast myself. Tim is quoting examples from the old testament where yeast's permeating qualities are referred to negatively in Jewish texts.

I just know myself when I went to the wailing wall like 17 years ago, the Jewish authorities don't like bread with yeast brought through security checkpoint. I'd just brought some bread from Paris and I can't remember now if it was my local baker's bread but I do remember her in a heavenly way. She was Algerian looking but to me everyone was from the French speaking world and superior speakers to me therefore superior so I never thought I was superior to minority races in the French speaking world coz of their obvious linguistic superiority. The Jewish lady at the wailing wall checkpoint objected to my bread having yeast, she didn't want me bringing it in but it was just a sectarian complaint like Orthodox or ultra Orthodox so I just complained a little and she was indifferent. Tim's speech today was also alluding to the fact it's a woman spreading the yeast in the bread in the parable. So which woman was responsible for the yeast in my bread at the wailing wall all those years ago? The Jewish security lady in Jerusalem or the Algerian looking baker in Paris?

I don't really know and not sure the significance of yeast in bread would have to research it. What was clear was the amount of arms in terms of uzis, AK47s or m15s or Glocks or whatever was amazing and more prevalent than yeast that's for sure, in those days, early 2002 in Jerusalem.


“The kingdom of heaven is like yeast that a woman took and mixed into a large amount of flour until it worked all through the dough” (Matthew 13:33; cf. Luke 13:20-21).

https://jewishjournal.com/opinion/rob_eshman/217620/217620/

Binority report

https://youtu.be/gWJ8_B9BVxo

Previous bike also cheap Chinese crap can't last more than two years

Flying in dreams?

https://youtu.be/tbU3zdAgiX8

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These are the water jet packs referred to, unfortunately it's so windy you can't hear much on my video:

https://youtu.be/qRVspuAJyAY


Charles and Marie Hall on Australian tv discussing ETs:

https://youtu.be/Q1LLB_9Mh-Y

Movie Sunday

Hey! Getting babysitter Sunday evening. Nowadays the sun goes down around 8pm and it's getting up around 100 degrees hot! This movie looks ok

https://youtu.be/EX8feK5WK68

But we're gonna watch the Shining II or Dr Sleep, whatever it's called.

Good rally Trump had in Louisiana.

All weekend off plus Tuesday and Thursday next week, that's very good.

Talked to NCAT person today, Victoria, about the application on managing my mom. She said first and foremost they need medical records. I'll try subpoena that soon. I want to help my mom but without legal authority I won't try anymore.