Sunday, August 26, 2018

Therefore, "God is great; Heaven is great; Earth is great; The queen is also great." These are the four great powers of the universe, And the queen is one of them.


We are in the asshole army our rank is major asshole

Her Majesty and his benjiness


https://youtu.be/vSdbQLXpmPQ

Man, got through security at parliament house and looked at the first tv and they're saying brain cancer killed John McCain.  Look his daughter is a bit of a looker that's all Benji can say. Canberra is full of museums and stuff and there's a picture of Jesus' shoulders arms and head, outside a church. Nailed to a cross with a caption saying: 'I love you this much.' With his arms all spread out. You know a great Chinese sage once said, 'if you try to cut wood like a master carpenter you'll only hurt your hand.'

Jesus is kind of scary though. Can you imagine Jesus telling you to bash your pre-frontal cortex in if it offends you? Scary.

Talking about people going to hell for body parts that offend them.  Australian rugby players. Should they be popping their eyeballs out plus chopping their johnsons off. Possibly just suiciding? Christians are full of moderate answers on those questions.

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