But let's be brave and live a little.... Insert harp music and wavey effect here:
What if it were possible to travel forward in time and reveal all of media on Trump for next three years? How might that actually change the future, mso creepy.., for example so far we've had Russia collusion, Stormy Cohen gate and last but not least heartless border....
Even if you were a football player with brain damage you'd remember it. How about if I told you you had no brain damage to go get some and consider the following the future reveals;
Cockroach gate, in one timeline it is revealed for three months straight some workers at a factory that make Trump's shoelaces in el Salvador have to put up with too many cockroaches
Bad breath gate: self explanatory
Soccer gate, Trump photographed walking past a TV screen with soccer on it.... Un American, two months coverage found in one timeline
Bulimia gate, Trump anorexic according to fired aid, six weeks coverage
Filling gate, Trump's dentist jailed, same timeline as bulimia gate
Pants crapped gate. Trump is accused of crapping his pants during walk to helicopter, eight months coverage
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