Thursday, June 14, 2018

Fox news hangman

So boring, let's play hangman....

The answer is a very extremely popular diner menu item extremely popular at f ox news cantinas these days....


Three words:  _ _     _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 
_ _ _ _ _ _ _

So a two letter word, seven letters then seven letters again.

Wrong answer one = hangman base is four dashes, noose, head, body, two legs, two arms = 11 dashes total = 11 wrong guesses, you lose benji wins! Let's play....


My 16 year old students in jilin in China in tonghua near north korea and inniulanshan near beijing loved this game!


Ok so there has since been a new fox news 'extra' segment from jackson Mississippi.  Featuring 'B R' Hawkins saying how black ppl can avoid lengthy jaol terms for spitting or whatever . Good guess. Both hit the mark:

_ _      _ _ _ _ _ _ _      B _ R _ _ R _



Ok now Napolitano the judge is saying I G. so maybe not everyone there destroyed they [sic] brain drinkin liquor on spring break shucks


I G are both in the answer:


_ _     _ _ _ _ I _ G      B _ R G _ R _



Ok the judge then says Y a lot. Y, there is no Y

So actually it's not clear how smart the fox news ppl are and how many brain cells were damaged in collage [sic], at least to little old Benji... so let's just put two dashes down for the hangman frame base for now, they're looking pretty competitive  i have to say....



_ _  (base of hangman frame)

Speaking of the devil, it's sleepy time. Someone  from the church of England e mailed me about a conference  tomorrow on recognizing trauma in refugees. Kind of late considering  the fate of my buddy Altaf and suicide garage in the backyard.  Still I'm hoping it will be insightful.     

I feel sorry for this Altaf.   Something was most definitely eating him up inside without question.... Like he saw too many bombings and shootings or something. Still I always felt I could completely understand him and his issues. Some days he'd skip work and just read Stephen King book, the dark tower. I thought that was very good as his English would improve reading. The guy just couldn't stop drinking. He had some falling out with my mom who was all over his case trying to mother him or something which was just annoying the shit out of him... Anyway I decided to pay him out a lump sum of cash thinking that would help him but it just made his drinking skyrocket. Plus he was saying he wasn't sure in his ethical kind of thinking if he should actually take the money. Now it makes sense why he was so against taking it.... The police told me they took whatever money was left for the 'Crown'… but actually they pay no tax to England proper just using the 'Crown' to set up de facto English politics in Australia, I really prefer Republicanism over that style of Democratic situation, without doubt. No wonder Australia is drowning in communist Chinese.   .



https://youtu.be/GjwfqXTebIY


Can't believe the troubles in those days begging Altaf AND my mother not to piss on their respective beds. Horrible. I could be a PA to the most obnoxious celebrity and it'd be easier than that. Excepting Michael Jackson's doctor,  he really got a raw deal... short end of the stick.

OK, what a great night's sleep...  Friday is farther developed. Kevin on fox news was saying A and G. We've already had G so that's a dash for little old me and there is no A so another dash for yours truly. Brett was saying (see you @) 11, maybe he means the Spanish letter double l which is pronounced e (as in egg) - yeah. Thus: e-yeah. Can I use it in a sentence? You say. Yes, terrorists have destroyed your elle  (pronounced e-yeah). There's no elle  so three dashes for me, two from Kevin and one from Brett. Brett had the right idea though as the item is Mexican so features hybridized English (with Spanish).

Here's our frame now:

  _
I
I__


Next comes the noose and the body proper, head, rump, arm arm leg leg


Heading to end of Friday.  Guy in house behind mine gave me some freshly laid chicken eggs, fried two, fresh. you wouldn't find them on cantina food in question. Kilmeade just mentioned Y (fi).... there is no Y in our cantina menu item. So we have

_ _      _ _ _ _ I _ G      B _ R G _ R _


 _
I ^
I
__


Thanks for the noose, mwa ha ha ha ha

I always go for vowels when playing hangman, don't blame the ivy league schools for not putting it in the curriculum though, au contraire. Kevin definitely went for a vowel.


Remember that episode of the Simpsons with Bart's teacher just droning on and on and on and on until her mouth looks like a tractor exhaust pipe or something?

This isn't it:
https://youtu.be/K20REg3K6lM

Well you'd easily confound Rudy Guliani with Edna coz he's just droning on non stop like on auto pilot. His mouth is like a big round O spouting continual meaningless nonsense. Is he guessing the letter O in hangman.

There are two Os in fact...

- -      - O - - I - G.       B - R G - R O


Ok last night between delivering food for uber (which contributes to ubers goal of flying people around Sydney in big pilotless drones, which I'm all for, in 2023 is their stated goal, i won't want to be stuck up there trapped with all the gollywogs and their bitch arse sounding tower of babel language pool, obnoxious as it sounds - sure does to me.) And putting the kids to bed and myself, it looked like Doocey was saying L on the white house lawn with Trump..... yes there is an L


_ l         _ o _ _ i _ g     b _ r g _ r o



Have you guessed the answer yet?



Yes, el nothing burgero is plástico, independently developed by sore loser in denial CNN and co Democrats after Hillary lost. Talking about plastic collusion. Later it turns out elements at the head of FBI were out to pervert election results against Trump, a serious felony. Fox news is constantly on the defensive and back foot due to most of the 'news commentary' (dopey hot air) being anti Trump. Poor old fox news, they are a minority!




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